The Tears Of A Clown
Filed under: Teri Hatcher
Damn, girl!
Every day, Teri Hatcher keeps slowly morphing into the Joker. Or is it Michael Jackson???
Same diff!
The desperate Desperate Housewives star enjoyed a date night with her daughter, Emerson, who was loving the cameras, Tuesday night at STK in Beverly Hills.
As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville.
Cry!
[Image via Aguilera/JFXONLINE.com.]
Posted: April 16, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I was thinking for YEARS that she looked exactly like Michael Jackson and was temped several times to bring this to your attention so you could feature them on a "separated at birth" segment. I LOVES ME SOME PEREZ! (maybe that was already done, if so, I missed it)
Why would Terri marry, then possibly divorce (as they all do in Chollywood), then have to give 50% to the other half? She's gorgeous, leave her alone.
I think they were sitting behind the judges on idol last night bc I remember the daughters awesome dress.
Perez IS misogynistic. Just because you're gay doesn't mean that doesn't make you a misogynist.
Plus you're an idiot, spinsters by definition don't have kids.
Stop being preachy about what women need, you misogynist ass.
Shes got those eyes that say, man, i gotta take the worst shit
i like you perez, but i think that comment wasnt very nice. what did she do to you?
big deal. who says she NEEDS a man??
Whatever dude. She looks like she's a good mom. The kid looks normal and happy. She's probably a lot more content than you think she is.
They both look cross eyed all the time. Ugly.
Your a dick! She looks great for being almost 50, and who gives a fuck if she has a man in her life or not. You don't have a man in your life does that make you less of a person? I mean your pathetic but for very different reasons. I wont start listing your flaws because I don't have the time and frankly darling I don't give a damn.
Michael Jackson is the best!…wait till his comeback perez!..you'll be stunned!!..
love u perez!…but hate u when u talk bad about the King of POP!
Perez- its hurtful to women to call any of them spinsters. i can't stop you from insulting people (and i kind of love it a lot) but please dont use such a dated and degrading word. older women have it hard enough already without you bringing them down even more.
p.s.- im not an old woman im only 20 so this isnt a personal thing. just a…. feminist thing or whatever.
they were at american idol taping…she looks HOT for 50..
They went to American Idol on Mariah nite. They were both sitting behind Randy Jackson in the audience. They were wearing the same outfit. Is silver in this summer with the kids?
Her daughter is cute! Teri is hot! Even if she doesn't have a MAN right now, Teri's got a; good job, beautiful daughter, beautiful home in a beautiful neighborhood. She doesn't need a man right now, she's got it going-on without one. You go girl!
She's a great mom. And her little girl looks happy, unlike Denise Richards and her daughters.
How 1950's of you…..Just WHY does she NEED a man at all. What is so worng with her life. She is a wonderful mother, takes good care of herself, has a great job, owns her own home, looks after her own money and business, sounds to me like she has it very much together already….maybe you are the one with the problem.
"As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville."
and the problem with that would be….??????
I am so thankful for my life and can't imagine it any way. My single life is far more fulfilled and content than my married life was. Glad to hear that Teri's as lucky as me!
I love that 50 is "on the way to spinstervhood". Americans, we've come so far.
Your negative comments on Teri run counter to the progressive politics you support on your site. You support a female presidential candidate for her strength and intelligence, but you rag on an actress for being middle-aged and single. I'm confused.
You would never call a 50 year old man a spinster!! She has a child and is successful, so "spinster"…I don't think so
Since when does it matter if a woman is alone, especially when she has so much going for her? Get a clue.
Dearest Perez,
Perhaps you should think more about your readers before you insult people, I am starting to really dislike you, and your spitefulness. Not to mention your law suit against another blogger for making a slur on YOU, to me, thats how YOU make YOUR living.
And you're not so hot yourself. WTF was with that cape thing you wore. Eww.
All my everlasting love and affection xox
DO YOU THINK PEREZ EVEN READS THESE COMMENTS??NO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NOlet's not trust this man any more….
seriously. what's the deal perez? i think she's nice.
i'm a spinster. i don't need no rules . i don't need no man tellin me what to do.
Lay off fat boy!
Gosh, is it me but her smile is starting to wrap around her head. Maybe it's her weight loss. She would look so much better if she put on a healthy 10 lbs. Terri has always had issues with men. She publically admitted that she only had sex once with her husband and that's how she got pregnant with her daughter. (I am serious…I can find the clip of it to prove it) But, I don't begrudge her for not having a man as long as she is happy and trying to be a good Mom.
Why the hell does she need a man? She's got money and a beautiful daughter. She's doing the right thing by RAISING her daughter instead of running around dating every guy she meets and being a HO. Let her be…maybe she's happy! You don't need a MAN to be H_A_P_P_Y.
What the hell is your problem with her ? I don't see you with a man you fat piece of shit cheez give up already
Are you crying Perez? You should be
She needs to gain some weight and stop tweaking her face.
Other than that…..who NEEDS a man?
I'm sure her life is peachy w/o one!
What the nhell has she done or said to you Perez? A to #21: She's a cute kid.I don't see an ugly duckling. You'll be perving on her in 10 years.
I think she looks great considering her age. You are such a hater Perez.
Erm, shouldn't you be applauding her for holding her head high and smiling and stuff rather than hiding away or moaning about not having a man. Maybe she doesn't even want one. She doesn't look a day over 40. I'm not a huge fan of hers but she looks good and good on her for smiling even though her life is pretty much over according to people like you. Pah!
i don't see the problem with her at all. you act like she's a freak?? she seems very normal to me…
I think she looks like the grinch
She reminds me THE GRINCH…
Yeah I think that's kind of mocking all single ladies, especially those who are middle aged. It might be hard for some people to believe but many women choose to be independent and are strong enough to happily make their own way through life without the need for a partner. Better to be happily doing your own thing rather than being stuck in a so-so marriage just for the sake of having someone by your side. I really don't think that your post sends out a very positive message to anyone. We're hardly living in the days of spinsters and old maids… I say congratulations to any woman who has earned the freedom to live her own life and not have to rely on a man to take care of her
Why Teri gotta be a "spinster". Could be that she just wants to raise her daughter the drama of a "relationship". When single, I dated but didn't bring anyone around my son even to meet until I was sure it was someone that I wanted in my life. See nothing wrong w/what she's doing. Not everyone "needs" someone around permanently.
Fuck your rude
spinster is for someone never marry like u perez, at age 30 you have no man too and never ever have.. and kid too, she already hv one
her daughter is gorgeous!
Her kid kinda reminds me of what Nicole Simpsons daughter looked like. Is her father black like OJ?
No WAY dude….it takes a mighty good man to replace no man at all.
Terry - be happy!!! She looks happy. She looks awesome!
OMG! She was the prostiTot sitting behind the judges on American Idol last night!!! AHHHH!!!
sometimes when you're a mother and you work full time something has to give and for her its a stupid man go girl you're an awesome mom!!!
LOL.
THEY BOTH LOOKED FAWKED UP.