Dear Madonna
Filed under: Personally Perez > Madonna > Teddy HiltonCLICK HERE to watch Perez's response to Madonna'a video!
Posted: April 16, 2008 at 9:12 am
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Dear MadonnaFiled under: Personally Perez > Madonna > Teddy HiltonCLICK HERE to watch Perez's response to Madonna'a video! Posted: April 16, 2008 at 9:12 am
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Canada does Love PEREZ!!
that´s all you got? you messed it up perez… you did not answer the question, you aren´t half as funny as you think you are, you did not even understand that she is fooling you, she also could have said: "fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
she is the real "Queen of all Media", she used your blog to rip off your balls and stick them into your mouth!
thank god the day has come to finally watch you making a fool of yourself! you think you are in the position to ask MADONNA to get down with a ball in her mouth? WRONG!!!!! what should happen next if she does? you want her to clean your asshole or shave your back? maybe she´ll pay your dentist to get your teeth fixed anyway…
I'm not sure the "bitch" remark is gonna go well with Madonna. You might have fucked it up there, Perez.
Perez! i'm so happy for you and you deserve lots of more blessings.
keep Rockin'!
Madonna should be a Dj on the next GTA GAME! would be so good.
Uh, you and Madonna are both overrated. She MUST stay in the headlines, so she makes a lame "supposed to be sexy" video to Perez. Yawn. Your response to her, double yawn. And for the love of all that is good, videotape yourself at a different angle. Most people try to look their best - so stop filming yourself at a sitting down angle with your camera lower than you - holy double chins. Not a good look. Just sayin'.
oh! and yes! HE DIDN'T ANSWER BUT i'm sure Madonna can have cute glamorous puppies with Teddy…oh yeah.
Re: haha – YOU need to chill out. It's blasphemous and wrong. Can't give you any gold stars on the report card, if you know what I mean. I agree with #87
You're always expressing you're so fond of Madonna, and now that she gives you the chance to tell her directly thanks to this wonderful personal video, you come out with the most ridiculous and stupid message with no answer. So disappointing.
You heard it BIATCHES, this BITCH is queen the of the heart for the queen of old media. Like I said before when I reach Madonna's age in dog years I will still be HOTTER
. If it helps you sleep at night Madonna I am pretty sure you are in the hearts of the remaining gay male population….. after MARIAH !!!
dude… choose Madonna!!! Screw your dog!
DO YOU HAVE TESTICLES? WOW THAT´S INTERESTING
Your response was dumb - should have put more effort into it - you may never hear from her again. You looked like a greasy fat teenager trying too hard. I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't have said that last part. Might have been o.k. like twenty years ago…
Its pathetic when an old lady tries to be sexy and cool. She probably on all fours looking for her false teeth.
PEREZ - SHE WANTED U 2 PLAY WITH HER! AND U IDIOT JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A NERD! AND I'M NOT NOT NOT (!!!) TALKING ABOUT THESE NERDS WHO ARE SURPRISINGLY HOT AND GOOD IN BED!
Grüße aus Deutschland, bitch!
omgosh Perez, you're so lucky.
just, pleeeease you HAVE to go on a diet. this can't be good for you. get a hold of yourself or you'll be headed to type2 diabetes and a liz wheelchair in no time.
Love.
Love it Perez!!! You did good.
I love wathcing your videos.
Good to see you are still humbled by all of this celebrity stuff.
Perez your teeth look so white!!
He's so funny!!
He's sweet, was almost crying whe he started saying it was like a dream came true!.
Go Perez!
The whole on all fours S&M innuendo from Madonna is jusssssssssst so dated and uncool. Its not cute. Its not funny. Its not interesting. Sad to see an old lady trying so hard tho. Yawn …
Perez, you are lookin' GOOD! The weight loss is noticeable. You go, guy, and pretty soon you'll be at your hotness goal. Then we'll see Miss Madonna knockin' on your door - and maybe she'll bring a couple of her hottie backup dancers along. Meantime, Teddy just gets cuter and cuter. Can he come over for a playdate with my Little Rain Kitty?
2 words….camera angle! 2 more…..go high!!
Why does your skin looks so bad?
Like Jesus speaking to you????……What a foolish comment to make. How self obsessed can you two be? You both show now respect for anything or anyone, not even yourselves. Jesus is going to speak to you alright but He won't be dressed up like a whore acting like he wants to &*^% everyone in site. How disrespectful to her husband. He must be a fool as well. What a great example for her children!! Makes me sick.
Madonna knows things are down hill for her. She used to be fun and exciting when she started. What the hell happened???????????????????????
DIDN'T YOUR DENTIST TELL YOU - GOD NEVER MADE MAN WITH TOILET BOWL WHITE TEETH!
i am happy for you perez. this is def a big deal!
Soooo Lucky !
Again, she is just using you and your website for publicity. If you went offline tomorrow, she would have no use for you. If you tried to speak to her in public, her security would take you down. She's a little desperate at this point in her career.
Really…I'd hate to see the karma coming back on you for comparing Madonna to Jesus Christ. Boy, are you in BIG trouble!
Seriously, no comparison. Madonna and you might think she is God but…..just Nooooooo.
Madge is going to discipline you for that, P.
Eh…Madonna's was funnier.
Only you, you pigfaced fatassed douchebag, would compare Madonna the old washed up fruit lover to God. Both of you are filth.
Lose some weight, asshole!
madonna is the queen, ok!
teddy is a dog, lol lol lol
www.jessy-transformiste.com
(french madonna impersonator)
God you have a big fucking head you slob. And quit power zooming your teeth white, it only makes things freakier.
wow you are so fuckin cute perez!!
#126 I agree. Pez, its fine to like "her vadgesty", although I don't admire her AT ALL. It's not ok to use her name in the same sentence as Jesus. I learned a a lot about you today, watching this video. You must be an atheist, or you wouldn't have said that. Teddy shouldn't have to watch you wriggle with glee over attention from a nasty thing like her.
baby girl, you've arrived.
so funny!
lookin hot perez!! xx
Perez you sure you can handle Madonna! That's my girl! Go Madonna!
that was amazing and so funny how you tried to pull of being serious. but the ending by far was the best "get on your knees bitch" i'd pay ot see that
Perez.. hear my words… Teddy's love is Forever.. Madonna's love is only 4 minutes. MMkay?
Oh Perezito, would you say something like that to JESUS?! You're crazy calling Madonna like that! :–D
omg. american people are even more stupid than i thought they were.
That was really sweet and cute, Perez. Nice to see your softer side.
LOOOL you are too adorable x] Seriously
omg what if she does see you say, down on your fucking
knees bitch…
Granny porn is f*cking Gross! Stick with Teddy!
How much money would you sell Teddy to Madonna for Perez?
U…………R……………..SO………………FUCKNG………………….GAY…………………YOU WILL GO TO CELEBRITY HEAVEN……………………..STUPID CUNT……………….MADONNA IS AN OLD FART AND A OLD WHORE…………………THE EFFER THINKS JUSTIN IS GOIN TO MAKE HER ALBUM AS GOOD AS HIS…………………………..NOT BETCH…NOT
Soooooooooooooo jealous of you right now, Perez!!
I love it! You are awesome Perez! I hope Madonna calls you!!
teddy is real cutee.i love teddy and i love you perez
You're fucking crazy, Perez!!!!-……
Ah!Ah!Ah! Perez, tu me fais rire! Je t'aime beaucoup, ainsi que Madonna… et Teddy!
Moi aussi j'aimerais bien une vidéo perso de Madge!
À +
M-Jo xxx
PEREZ LOOKIN HOTT!!!!!
Perez, you rock.
And you KNOW she'll see this video.
I just love you.
God????
pathetic…
omg you are soooooooooooo ugly. that was the first time i saw you and not some gay ass cartoon or stupid pictures. and you are way uglier in action.
Perez, I just wanted you to know you are looking fantastic!! You look so ferosh these days, I'm proud!
Thats awesome I am really happy for you perez…its not everyday you get a legend making you a video. I am jealous.. man she is funny and sexy
what are you talking about? you ARE fucking hilarious! god i was having a bad day and you totally cheered me up. you videos always make me laugh out loud!
you know what Perez….you deserve it…MADONNA !!!!O.M.G
thanks for cheering us all up with your fab blog.enjoy your madonna moment.
Daz xx
YOU ARE SOOOOOO CUTE!!!
bet she'll like it on all fours!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!! xx
except Jesus would speak to you………becaues your gay
Nice Camera angle perez…It allows us to see all of your chins, not just the 2 or 3 we're used to…
You are gross…and why dont you comment on her "ugly wrinkled hands" now, you hypocrite?
Youre such a tool..
Teddy deserves better…
So Madonna's video it's like Jesus speaking to you? Sorry, but she is more like Magdalena, not Jesus, more like a whore, not a savor.
Perez I truly, sincerely, profoundly, worry about your spiritual life…Oh well……
You didn't answer her question & you called Madonna a bitch - is that the best you could do? You blew an amazing opportunity
I LOVE Madonna & LOVE the Kabbalah Center so I'm sorry Perez, I do enjoy your blog all the time, but I'm disappointed that you were not more polite & that you didn't tell her who you love more
You keep up with that diet! You are looking cuter and cuter everytime I see you
What if Madonna reads your blog and writes comments on some of the celebrity news ? I bet she's one of the people writing "FIRST" in here…haha…funny…luuuv Madonna,Lucky You Perez
PEREZ, madonna wants you to support her more, its a PR tactic due to her upcoming album. you cant trust her. everything she does only is looking for one thing, MONEY!
you will both burn in Hell. HELL!
you are such a loser!! I hope you look up to other ppl who are doing more worthy job than a 50 year old singer! you comparing her to Jesus just proves how shallow and stupid you really are.
i'm kinda luvin u a little bit here, perez =) you creep in like a virus! go teddy! go madonna!
get OVER the plasticed out skanky has-been.
F R E A K
Re: Fo Realz – Fo is right. Congrats to the pr flacks who thought this one up. Modonna in cougar mode try to get between a gay man and his dog? WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
Hear Mimi is still topping charts…and oh, yeah….she sung her song by HERSELF…didn't need another star to boost the track.
DISRESPECTFUL!! I HATE YOUR VOICE
Madonna is using Perez the same way Perez is using celebrities, so they should both get on well, except that Madonna is a fifty year old lady who has nothing to proove and whose talent speaks for herself. Could Mr Perez say that? Could he sing , dance or write, is he incredibly charming or handsome or funny? He just offers some of us a tribune to give vent to some of our worst instincts and is using us as a number to get what he needs: celebrity while nothing in him deserves it, but that's fine because nowadays all We deserve is a "perez queen of media".
Perez, you are truly delusional. It is not like Jesus Christ speaking directly to you.
It's like Madonna Louise Ciccone, the onetime overweight dancer from the Detroit suburbs– the clothes shedding provocative publicity hound with the small, tinny singing voice– talking to you. That's all. You are a mere vehicle for more fawning publicity.
I like your doggy.
I was waiting for your response to her!
oh man! perez! your just the best!
perez looks thin and hot.
it rules to watch him rise to fame and fabulousnes.
Um. Perez? Would you know what to DO it you found Madonna on all fours???? Toss a squeaky ball??
LIKE JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I THINK YOU ARE TAKING IT A BIT FAR! CRAZY NUT!
Stick with copying other websites and stay off video. It's awful. You might want to get out more - maybe you'll see (beyond your star blinders) that there is more to life…
awwww! Perez you are so cute! and so is ur lil pup!! You are so funny! You make me laugh so hard! luv ya!
Teddy's the cutest thing.
Teddy is sooo big!!!
That's so awesome, I'm so jealous!
that was a lame ass respose perez!
I don't think that is the type of "balls" notice plural that she's talking about chasing around….
perez, i love you but PLEASE learn how to record yourself at a better angle.
What a coinky-dinky…. Her CD is coming out soon.
SO WHAT IF PEREZ MAY BE AN ATHIEST, ALL THE JESUS BIBLE CRAP IS MADE UP BOLLOCKS ANYWAY. ALL THOSE RELIGIOUS FREAKS ARE IDIOT SHEEP FOR FOLLOWING A MAN MADE RELIGION.
love you perez. you are fabulous.
lol..funny video! You should get madpnna to help you with ure shirtless jogging in malabu goal!! i can so see it now…perez and madonna doing yoga/pilates together!! she'll have u ripped in no time lol
Congrats Perez! Now…. I will see Bush video for Perez, Hugo Chaez Video for Perez , Fidel Castro for Perez and….. CARMEN DE MAIRENA video for Perez…
TEDDY IS THE BOMB DIGGIDY!! HE IS SO FREAKING CUTE IT'S ILLEGAL. LOVE THAT DOGGY WOGGY. CCCCUUUUUUUTTTTIIIIEEEEE PPPPIIIEEEEE.