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Dear Madonna

Filed under: Personally Perez > Madonna > Teddy Hilton

CLICK HERE to watch Perez's response to Madonna'a video!

254 comments to “Dear Madonna”

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  1. mz.pinky17 says – reply to this


    101

    Canada does Love PEREZ!!

  2. mike says – reply to this


    102

    that´s all you got? you messed it up perez… you did not answer the question, you aren´t half as funny as you think you are, you did not even understand that she is fooling you, she also could have said: "fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

    she is the real "Queen of all Media", she used your blog to rip off your balls and stick them into your mouth!

    thank god the day has come to finally watch you making a fool of yourself! you think you are in the position to ask MADONNA to get down with a ball in her mouth? WRONG!!!!! what should happen next if she does? you want her to clean your asshole or shave your back? maybe she´ll pay your dentist to get your teeth fixed anyway…

  3. Kibbell says – reply to this


    103

    I'm not sure the "bitch" remark is gonna go well with Madonna. You might have fucked it up there, Perez.

  4. Sebastian says – reply to this


    104

    Perez! i'm so happy for you and you deserve lots of more blessings.

    keep Rockin'!

    Madonna should be a Dj on the next GTA GAME! would be so good.

  5. Britney is mental. says – reply to this


    105

    Uh, you and Madonna are both overrated. She MUST stay in the headlines, so she makes a lame "supposed to be sexy" video to Perez. Yawn. Your response to her, double yawn. And for the love of all that is good, videotape yourself at a different angle. Most people try to look their best - so stop filming yourself at a sitting down angle with your camera lower than you - holy double chins. Not a good look. Just sayin'.

  6. Sebastian says – reply to this


    106

    oh! and yes! HE DIDN'T ANSWER BUT i'm sure Madonna can have cute glamorous puppies with Teddy…oh yeah.

  7. saint peter says – reply to this


    107

    Re: haha – YOU need to chill out. It's blasphemous and wrong. Can't give you any gold stars on the report card, if you know what I mean. I agree with #87

  8. Marcos Molina says – reply to this


    108

    You're always expressing you're so fond of Madonna, and now that she gives you the chance to tell her directly thanks to this wonderful personal video, you come out with the most ridiculous and stupid message with no answer. So disappointing.

  9. teddy hilton says – reply to this


    109

    You heard it BIATCHES, this BITCH is queen the of the heart for the queen of old media. Like I said before when I reach Madonna's age in dog years I will still be HOTTER :P . If it helps you sleep at night Madonna I am pretty sure you are in the hearts of the remaining gay male population….. after MARIAH !!!

  10. jelly says – reply to this


    110

    dude… choose Madonna!!! Screw your dog!

  11. Manny says – reply to this


    111

    DO YOU HAVE TESTICLES? WOW THAT´S INTERESTING

  12. Camille says – reply to this


    112

    Your response was dumb - should have put more effort into it - you may never hear from her again. You looked like a greasy fat teenager trying too hard. I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't have said that last part. Might have been o.k. like twenty years ago…

  13. OldBAG says – reply to this


    113

    Its pathetic when an old lady tries to be sexy and cool. She probably on all fours looking for her false teeth.

  14. Flu says – reply to this


    114

    PEREZ - SHE WANTED U 2 PLAY WITH HER! AND U IDIOT JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A NERD! AND I'M NOT NOT NOT (!!!) TALKING ABOUT THESE NERDS WHO ARE SURPRISINGLY HOT AND GOOD IN BED!

    Grüße aus Deutschland, bitch!

  15. Yoyo says – reply to this


    115

    omgosh Perez, you're so lucky.
    just, pleeeease you HAVE to go on a diet. this can't be good for you. get a hold of yourself or you'll be headed to type2 diabetes and a liz wheelchair in no time.

  16. Kandy says – reply to this


    116

    Love.

  17. LMAO!!!!! says – reply to this


    117

    Love it Perez!!! You did good.
    I love wathcing your videos.
    Good to see you are still humbled by all of this celebrity stuff.

  18. kAAtie says – reply to this


    118

    Perez your teeth look so white!!

  19. angelica says – reply to this


    119

    He's so funny!!
    He's sweet, was almost crying whe he started saying it was like a dream came true!.
    Go Perez!

  20. SADGRANDMA says – reply to this


    120

    The whole on all fours S&M innuendo from Madonna is jusssssssssst so dated and uncool. Its not cute. Its not funny. Its not interesting. Sad to see an old lady trying so hard tho. Yawn …

  21. Rainbowcat says – reply to this


    121

    Perez, you are lookin' GOOD! The weight loss is noticeable. You go, guy, and pretty soon you'll be at your hotness goal. Then we'll see Miss Madonna knockin' on your door - and maybe she'll bring a couple of her hottie backup dancers along. Meantime, Teddy just gets cuter and cuter. Can he come over for a playdate with my Little Rain Kitty?

  22. tana says – reply to this


    122

    2 words….camera angle! 2 more…..go high!!

  23. Bad Skin says – reply to this


    123

    Why does your skin looks so bad?

  24. believer says – reply to this


    124

    Like Jesus speaking to you????……What a foolish comment to make. How self obsessed can you two be? You both show now respect for anything or anyone, not even yourselves. Jesus is going to speak to you alright but He won't be dressed up like a whore acting like he wants to &*^% everyone in site. How disrespectful to her husband. He must be a fool as well. What a great example for her children!! Makes me sick.

  25. Madonna is Sad says – reply to this


    125

    Madonna knows things are down hill for her. She used to be fun and exciting when she started. What the hell happened???????????????????????

  26. Whitey says – reply to this


    126

    DIDN'T YOUR DENTIST TELL YOU - GOD NEVER MADE MAN WITH TOILET BOWL WHITE TEETH!

  27. cd says – reply to this


    127

    i am happy for you perez. this is def a big deal!

  28. Salman Tamer says – reply to this


    128

    Soooo Lucky !

  29. Fo Realz says – reply to this


    129

    Again, she is just using you and your website for publicity. If you went offline tomorrow, she would have no use for you. If you tried to speak to her in public, her security would take you down. She's a little desperate at this point in her career.

  30. Good God says – reply to this


    130

    Really…I'd hate to see the karma coming back on you for comparing Madonna to Jesus Christ. Boy, are you in BIG trouble!

    Seriously, no comparison. Madonna and you might think she is God but…..just Nooooooo.

  31. heather says – reply to this


    131

    Madge is going to discipline you for that, P.

  32. Nessa says – reply to this


    132

    Eh…Madonna's was funnier.

  33. PIGSNOUT PEREZ says – reply to this


    133

    Only you, you pigfaced fatassed douchebag, would compare Madonna the old washed up fruit lover to God. Both of you are filth.
    Lose some weight, asshole!

  34. jessy says – reply to this


    134

    madonna is the queen, ok!
    teddy is a dog, lol lol lol

    www.jessy-transformiste.com
    (french madonna impersonator)

  35. Brittney Spears says – reply to this


    135

    God you have a big fucking head you slob. And quit power zooming your teeth white, it only makes things freakier.

  36. malik says – reply to this


    136

    wow you are so fuckin cute perez!!

  37. mia says – reply to this


    137

    #126 I agree. Pez, its fine to like "her vadgesty", although I don't admire her AT ALL. It's not ok to use her name in the same sentence as Jesus. I learned a a lot about you today, watching this video. You must be an atheist, or you wouldn't have said that. Teddy shouldn't have to watch you wriggle with glee over attention from a nasty thing like her.

  38. me says – reply to this


    138

    baby girl, you've arrived. :)

  39. cades says – reply to this


    139

    so funny!
    lookin hot perez!! xx

  40. vs says – reply to this


    140

    Perez you sure you can handle Madonna! That's my girl! Go Madonna!

  41. paula says – reply to this


    141

    that was amazing and so funny how you tried to pull of being serious. but the ending by far was the best "get on your knees bitch" i'd pay ot see that

  42. Miss.K says – reply to this


    142

    Perez.. hear my words… Teddy's love is Forever.. Madonna's love is only 4 minutes. MMkay?

  43. Nita says – reply to this


    143

    Oh Perezito, would you say something like that to JESUS?! You're crazy calling Madonna like that! :–D

  44. d says – reply to this


    144

    omg. american people are even more stupid than i thought they were.

  45. eyrial says – reply to this


    145

    That was really sweet and cute, Perez. Nice to see your softer side.

  46. HaileyLynnnnFERRIZZLE! says – reply to this


    146

    LOOOL you are too adorable x] Seriously

  47. kristin says – reply to this


    147

    omg what if she does see you say, down on your fucking
    knees bitch…

  48. HEYYALL says – reply to this


    148

    Granny porn is f*cking Gross! Stick with Teddy!

  49. deedee says – reply to this


    149

    How much money would you sell Teddy to Madonna for Perez?

  50. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


    150

    U…………R……………..SO………………FUCKNG………………….GAY…………………YOU WILL GO TO CELEBRITY HEAVEN……………………..STUPID CUNT……………….MADONNA IS AN OLD FART AND A OLD WHORE…………………THE EFFER THINKS JUSTIN IS GOIN TO MAKE HER ALBUM AS GOOD AS HIS…………………………..NOT BETCH…NOT

  51. montgomerybluepants says – reply to this


    151

    Soooooooooooooo jealous of you right now, Perez!!

  52. Anna says – reply to this


    152

    I love it! You are awesome Perez! I hope Madonna calls you!!

  53. mariana says – reply to this


    153

    teddy is real cutee.i love teddy and i love you perez

  54. Luis Carlos Spain says – reply to this


    154

    You're fucking crazy, Perez!!!!-……

  55. M-Jo says – reply to this


    155

    Ah!Ah!Ah! Perez, tu me fais rire! Je t'aime beaucoup, ainsi que Madonna… et Teddy!

    Moi aussi j'aimerais bien une vidéo perso de Madge!

    À +

    M-Jo xxx

  56. Alexandra says – reply to this


    156

    PEREZ LOOKIN HOTT!!!!!

  57. Julie in Canada says – reply to this


    157

    Perez, you rock.
    And you KNOW she'll see this video.
    I just love you.

  58. JUlio says – reply to this


    158

    God????

    pathetic…

  59. jessica says – reply to this


    159

    omg you are soooooooooooo ugly. that was the first time i saw you and not some gay ass cartoon or stupid pictures. and you are way uglier in action.

  60. MorganL06 says – reply to this


    160

    Perez, I just wanted you to know you are looking fantastic!! You look so ferosh these days, I'm proud!

  61. wawawewo says – reply to this


    161

    Thats awesome I am really happy for you perez…its not everyday you get a legend making you a video. I am jealous.. man she is funny and sexy

  62. deneil says – reply to this


    162

    what are you talking about? you ARE fucking hilarious! god i was having a bad day and you totally cheered me up. you videos always make me laugh out loud!

  63. daz says – reply to this


    163

    you know what Perez….you deserve it…MADONNA !!!!O.M.G

    thanks for cheering us all up with your fab blog.enjoy your madonna moment.

    Daz xx

  64. lol says – reply to this


    164

    YOU ARE SOOOOOO CUTE!!!

  65. connor81 says – reply to this


    165

    bet she'll like it on all fours!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!! xx

  66. YEAH RIGHT says – reply to this


    166

    except Jesus would speak to you………becaues your gay

  67. fatchins says – reply to this


    167

    Nice Camera angle perez…It allows us to see all of your chins, not just the 2 or 3 we're used to…

    You are gross…and why dont you comment on her "ugly wrinkled hands" now, you hypocrite?

    Youre such a tool..

    Teddy deserves better…

  68. COCO says – reply to this


    168

    So Madonna's video it's like Jesus speaking to you? Sorry, but she is more like Magdalena, not Jesus, more like a whore, not a savor.

    Perez I truly, sincerely, profoundly, worry about your spiritual life…Oh well……

  69. Jo13 says – reply to this


    169

    You didn't answer her question & you called Madonna a bitch - is that the best you could do? You blew an amazing opportunity
    I LOVE Madonna & LOVE the Kabbalah Center so I'm sorry Perez, I do enjoy your blog all the time, but I'm disappointed that you were not more polite & that you didn't tell her who you love more

  70. bunny says – reply to this


    170

    You keep up with that diet! You are looking cuter and cuter everytime I see you

  71. Sophie says – reply to this


    171

    What if Madonna reads your blog and writes comments on some of the celebrity news ? I bet she's one of the people writing "FIRST" in here…haha…funny…luuuv Madonna,Lucky You Perez

  72. jake says – reply to this


    172

    PEREZ, madonna wants you to support her more, its a PR tactic due to her upcoming album. you cant trust her. everything she does only is looking for one thing, MONEY!

  73. Dominic says – reply to this


    173

    you will both burn in Hell. HELL!

  74. Mike says – reply to this


    174

    you are such a loser!! I hope you look up to other ppl who are doing more worthy job than a 50 year old singer! you comparing her to Jesus just proves how shallow and stupid you really are.

  75. jay says – reply to this


    175

    i'm kinda luvin u a little bit here, perez =) you creep in like a virus! go teddy! go madonna!

  76. whosyerkitty says – reply to this


    176

    get OVER the plasticed out skanky has-been.

  77. master patrick says – reply to this


    177

    F R E A K :)

  78. skippy says – reply to this


    178

    Re: Fo Realz – Fo is right. Congrats to the pr flacks who thought this one up. Modonna in cougar mode try to get between a gay man and his dog? WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
    Hear Mimi is still topping charts…and oh, yeah….she sung her song by HERSELF…didn't need another star to boost the track.

  79. Me says – reply to this


    179

    DISRESPECTFUL!! I HATE YOUR VOICE

  80. well says – reply to this


    180

    Madonna is using Perez the same way Perez is using celebrities, so they should both get on well, except that Madonna is a fifty year old lady who has nothing to proove and whose talent speaks for herself. Could Mr Perez say that? Could he sing , dance or write, is he incredibly charming or handsome or funny? He just offers some of us a tribune to give vent to some of our worst instincts and is using us as a number to get what he needs: celebrity while nothing in him deserves it, but that's fine because nowadays all We deserve is a "perez queen of media".

  81. caroaber says – reply to this


    181

    Perez, you are truly delusional. It is not like Jesus Christ speaking directly to you.

    It's like Madonna Louise Ciccone, the onetime overweight dancer from the Detroit suburbs– the clothes shedding provocative publicity hound with the small, tinny singing voice– talking to you. That's all. You are a mere vehicle for more fawning publicity.

    I like your doggy.

  82. Cassie says – reply to this


    182

    I was waiting for your response to her! :)

  83. julessyyyy says – reply to this


    183

    oh man! perez! your just the best! :D

  84. tokahontas says – reply to this


    184

    perez looks thin and hot.

    it rules to watch him rise to fame and fabulousnes.

  85. Tulip says – reply to this


    185

    Um. Perez? Would you know what to DO it you found Madonna on all fours???? Toss a squeaky ball??

  86. MARIANELLY says – reply to this


    186

    LIKE JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I THINK YOU ARE TAKING IT A BIT FAR! CRAZY NUT!

  87. Madonna says – reply to this


    187

    Stick with copying other websites and stay off video. It's awful. You might want to get out more - maybe you'll see (beyond your star blinders) that there is more to life…

  88. Jenna says – reply to this


    188

    awwww! Perez you are so cute! and so is ur lil pup!! You are so funny! You make me laugh so hard! luv ya!

  89. Romi says – reply to this


    189

    Teddy's the cutest thing.

  90. Fernanda says – reply to this


    190

    Teddy is sooo big!!!

  91. Allison says – reply to this


    191

    That's so awesome, I'm so jealous!

  92. JB loves Madge!! says – reply to this


    192

    that was a lame ass respose perez!

  93. Balls says – reply to this


    193

    I don't think that is the type of "balls" notice plural that she's talking about chasing around….

  94. not trying to be mean says – reply to this


    194

    perez, i love you but PLEASE learn how to record yourself at a better angle.

  95. JB loves Madge!! says – reply to this


    195

    What a coinky-dinky…. Her CD is coming out soon.

  96. ATHIEST says – reply to this


    196

    SO WHAT IF PEREZ MAY BE AN ATHIEST, ALL THE JESUS BIBLE CRAP IS MADE UP BOLLOCKS ANYWAY. ALL THOSE RELIGIOUS FREAKS ARE IDIOT SHEEP FOR FOLLOWING A MAN MADE RELIGION.

  97. Lindsey says – reply to this


    197

    love you perez. you are fabulous.

  98. k says – reply to this


    198

    lol..funny video! You should get madpnna to help you with ure shirtless jogging in malabu goal!! i can so see it now…perez and madonna doing yoga/pilates together!! she'll have u ripped in no time lol

  99. Bella arte says – reply to this


    199

    Congrats Perez! Now…. I will see Bush video for Perez, Hugo Chaez Video for Perez , Fidel Castro for Perez and….. CARMEN DE MAIRENA video for Perez…

  100. emma says – reply to this


    200

    TEDDY IS THE BOMB DIGGIDY!! HE IS SO FREAKING CUTE IT'S ILLEGAL. LOVE THAT DOGGY WOGGY. CCCCUUUUUUUTTTTIIIIEEEEE PPPPIIIEEEEE.

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