You Can't Beat The Real Thing
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
Evan Rachel WHO???!!!
That homewrecking slut doesn't even compare!
The glamoxurious Miz Dita Von Teese brought "it" to the Take Home A Nude Auction Sponsored by MAC Cosmetics in NYC on Wednesday night.
Often imitated. Never duplicated!
Ferosh, honey. Ferosh!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
Dita, has pulled this look off for quite some time. She's not the first to do it. There's been retro pinup models for sometime now. I'm one of them! I think for all of us rockabilly retro kulture freaks were proud of her success.
the face looks all glam, but wtf is up with her manly forearms…. she needs to wax or shave them arms…. her hands look like man hands too!
too bad the color of her face doesn't match the color of the rest of her that is showing. if your gonna go strapless and wear extreme makeup - EXTEND THE COVERAGE
i think evan did her a favor
zombie hands… and her face is a different color than her body. sick.
just saying - but why bash only on Evan Rachel Wood? where's the Marilyn Manson bashing? He should be getting far worse of a gossip beating.
She looks like Rumer Willis.
SHOE SEX ANYONE???????
ewwww look at her arm
Dita Von Teese duplicated Rose McGowan so what does that say about Dita? Damn Poser!!!1
I don't know. She doesn't look quite as fresh as Rachel. Aging sucks for everyone.
Dude, as a strait guy, whos opinion really matters regarding the beauty of a woman, Dita Von Tease is fucking hideous… only a gay man who likes men would find this walking mess attractive. Please, any younge impressionable girls reading this… this is not what real strait men look for in an attractive woman, do yourself a favor and disregard any mentions of this clown being beautiful.
BTW i like the grid system of veins you can see goin down her arm… real fucking attractive
you know what? im no celeb, no famous person.. but it also happened to me (having a stupid lil slut trying to steal my identity and style).
it happens much more frequently than we could expect… basically meaning: people with no personality are common, people with their own personality are extinguish breed.
i could look at her all day long. im happy you posted SOMETHING about dita cause god knows i was still left wanted to punch that other bitch in her face
The phrase is "OFTEN Imitated NEVER EQUAL! " lol love u though
Dita is so fake looking. Evan Rachel Wood is gorgeous, but not when she wears all that makeup to look like Dita. I can't stand Dita - she's so pretentious.
Are you people retarded? First, she is TRYING to look 1940's - 50's glamorous, which she definitely achieves. (Have you seen a 1950's housewife, honey? Yeah, try again.) Secondly, since when is TAN the only epitome of beautiful? She has gorgeous milky skin, which used to be treasured, over turning yourself into a leathery freak.
Dita is a PIN UP model and BURLESQUE star. Rather than continuing to ask what she is known for, why don't you educate yourself and (at the very least) Google her?
Finally, regardless of who left whom, Evan Rachel Wood is copying Dita. All it is is really sad and pathetic, really.
I CANT FOR THE LIFE OF ME SEE WHAT THESE WOMEN SEE IN MARILYN MANSON….HES FRIKKIN CREEPY AS HELL.I BET HE MASTURBATES ON CORPSES AND TALKS TO THE BODIES WHILE HES DOIN IT…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WOW…she always looks flawless!!!
I love her! Dita is so glam and beautiful, and lady-like! She is always put together and looks just like a pin-up from the 40's. She would be fun to go shopping with! MArilyn manson is way beneath her!!!!!!
Her fore arms look like my uncles.She sure is one ugly bitch
..so yesterday you posted about Rachel Woods being a home wrecker….and last week you posted a quote of Dita's about how she is better off without Marilyn….so tell me…how is that Rachel is a home wrecker when the home was actually not a good thing for this Queen? Long live this beauty queen!!
Evan Rachel Wood is an actress — a very good actress. Von Teese is a stripper, a retro stripper but that's it. As a woman, I'm not at all interested in what VOn Teese has to offer but I've enjoyed Wood's performances very much. Strippers and porn stars just don't do it for me — I don't know, maybe because I'm a grown-up …
Perez you are 100% right but please stop saying FEROSH. Christian is a cutie but he only worked on edited TV like Runway and now his apperances are just annoying.
ummm… I don't know. She looks too ghostly, and if you're going to have THAT MUCH makeup on your face, neck, and shoulders you should apply it to all of your exposed skin. I know she is supposed to look like a China doll but it ruins the effect when her arms are all blotchy and "regular" looking.
Dita is an international burlesque star, fashion icon and model! People get it together! She rules!
ya know what. evan rachel wood is wayy better than dita…
mmmk … love to hate
typical to pit the two women against each other, and label one a "homewrecker" or "whore" when the real focus should be MARILYN MANSON.
CAN WE SAY DOUCHEBAG?
stop perpetuating these female stereotypes. where's the guy in this story????
She is nasty. 1. What has she ever done for fame except take her clothes off? And marry Marilyn Manson? Great achievements. 2. She's got a farmer tan - look at her arm. 2. The pancake makeup is awful. 4. She looks like a tranny. 5. She's got a potato face. 6. Dita Von Teese is a stupid name.
That woman is SO gross…I bet you without all that horrible makeup she looks dead…can you imagine how bad her skin looks??? Perez, you just wish you were her…so men would fuck you in the ass!
gorgeous!!!!!!!!! love her! she does her own thing and has her own style. got to appreciate that.
She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
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She tries to make herself look more pale than she actually is. Look at her face compared to her neck, chest and arms. What a loser.
LOVE her! true style and dignity- two things evan will never have.
FIRST!
Add this beeotch to the list of "famous for nothings".
look at the veins in her arm…ewwww
makeyourownshirt.com
Feh.
Meh.
Yawn.
Fooey.
Blah.
The list goes on.
one word - overrated
Re: katy –
Lol those would be veins. Her skin is pale and those are some bright lights, you can see through it.
We all love Dita.Especially when she makes porn
http://youporn.com/watch/146400
Re: jrock –
Oh come on, like you don't have veins.
OMG SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!
Take note Mariah, Paris, Lindsay, Britney, ALL you annoying bitches who *think* you are divas.
THIS is a DIVA!!!
ew, Evan wins HANDS DOWN!
Re: Kimberly –
Maybe because it was "uncovered" years ago? Seriously, you've been able to rent it for a long time, its only news to people who just found out.
Well, if you like doing it with a "woman" who looks like a corpse, with man hands… okay, bring it on!!!
old ugly prostitute blechhhhh did you see her pornos???
she could be this freaks daughter shes pretty for someone wearing dead folks make-up but lets not forget they both layed with maryyylynn ewww and wats up with ditta hands lets hope perez dont get them
I do not like either one of them but evan rachel wood is way prettier
She carries herself well but she is not a beautiful woman.
Perez? WTF do you see in this white-cake faced girl. Honestly, What has Dita Von Tits done that makes you love her so much. She's not even attractive…
AHHHH! zombie arm! is she ok?
perez,please stop saying "ferosh",mmkay thanks
She looks HOTTT!!
But "Often imitated. Never duplicated!" perez?? You been listenin to too much of Mariah's heartbreaker remix, which is suprisin concidering you hate on her so much….
se's beautiful but…toooooooooooooo white!!!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
BEAUTIFUL!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I have to admit that DVT is absolutely stunning! And, you are right…nobody can duplicate it! I wonder what her stylists bills are? But, regardless, she is tasteful, elegant and just beautiful.
fucking right Id slam my cock inside her real feroshly
PERFECT!
LOOK AT HER FUCKIN ARMS WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HER RED BLOOD MAMMAL
dita has fucking man hands! and man arms! tell that bitch to cover em up!
dita's great and all- but maybe she should powder her hands as well!
I love Dita- think she is spectacular, but check out the lower part of her arm! Why is her arm so veiny and gross? What is going on? I'm hoping this is just some weird lighting or camera trick, because if it's not, that is nasty!
Re: Melissa –
I read that she doesn't use a stylist. And her arms are probably veiny b/c she's cold. I think Dita's gorgeous.
Nasty… get some color!! She looks paler than a corpse..
she's absolutely gross looking! Like i mean she's actually worse looking than renee zelwegger and that's saying something! I think her hair and just her whole look is disgusting!
Re: SarahLeeSinful.net –
Fuck yeah Sarah Lee, Dita has been reppin' the rockabilly for ages, and has paved the way for a whole renewed sense of what is beautiful. Fuck size zero!
I love that she is making it ok for women everywhere to be confident without tanning themselves orange.
Why don't you waste your time on another site then?
perez, dita is all style no substance…her profession is essentially stripping & dressing up…Evan may be much younger but at least she has a real job and a real career. Essentially Dita is just a vintage classier version of paris.
I luv Ditta, but the hands and arms are beginning to show what happens to all of us
… beginning to watch ourselves rot
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NEED to take more care Ditta, of what gets photographed, and how it appears
ZEXY!! shes stunning!
Whoever thinks that Dita isn't gorgeous is an idiot, and corrupted by celebutards. Lame.
On the other hand, her arms are looking kind of nasty.
Shes the babe of babes… Hollywood Queen no.1
As always flawless, the dress kills and the new hair bites.
Glam at its absolute best… LOVE U Perez for feeling it…
Dita's La vie en rose in full bloom!!!!!!!!
I smile and bow b4 U…
Funny that you mentioned homewrecking slut and yet you like MANGELINA!!!
Actually, she's kind of creepy.
Dita is absolutley amazingly beautiful. Go her for not being in the "norm" of hollywood fashion.
Sharing the love from New Zealand!
perez, you know she fucked a SHOE, right? a stiletto? on film? that's not glamorous, 'bro - that's TRASHY.
Please people Dita is the best, smart, beautiful, and mature- unlike that twat
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER ARM
ahaha yuck.
sorry but she looks exactly like evan rachel
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO PUT THAT POUND MAKEUP ON HER ARMS OR SHAVE THEM OR SOMETHING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't see the big deal with Dita. True, Evan Rachel is annoying as hell & obviously tries to copy her look, but Dita is no great shakes either. She doesn't do anything, she is not that talented. And as for "her" look? It's not all that unique. People were doing it 50 years before her. And she's not even a natural beauty, like the women wearing it decades before her (think Elizabeth Taylor), take off her makeup and what do you get? An even bigger nobody.
She is the one and only….*sigh*
Is Dita Von Teese your bitch or something…who the fuck is she anyway!! I agree Evan Rachel Wood copied her style, but atleast Evan Rachel Wood is talented & a whole lot prettier than that white ass bitch!!
DITA VON KISS MY ASS!! YOU ARE GAY PEREZ!!
GROSS!!! look at her veiny arms!
can you say FLAWLESS!?
wow i love her!
Re: twyla –
Exactly, her arm only looks that way because of A) Lighting or B) coldness. I'd bet if half these people eewing about her arms would step outside in the cold they'd see their veins too.
Re: twyla –
And yeah, no stylist.
Look at Dita's beautiful face!!
she is so incredibly lovely and original compared to the other celebrities.. shes so porcelain and is ravishing.. i love her!
I don't understand the fascination with her. She's basically just a glorified stripper. Didn't you hear about the porn she did awhile back in which she f-ed a SHOE? Talk about slut. I'm not an ERW fan, but Dita's no role model either.
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS WAYYYY HOTTER!!! THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN….
WTF is with her forearms?
so true, she looks like she just popped right out of the 1940's. Not just the "costume" (evan rachel woods) but the whole sha-bang attitude and exuding real class you can't get anywhere else
yes, she looks really good. just like stacey dash.
her arms are vieny
Perez, you picked one of the worst pics from this event.
She looked totally beautiful last night but this photo simply does not do her justice.
Is that a BABY BUMP I see? Besides, she looks like a MANnequin, not a woman.
Why do you keep talking about this lady?