You Can't Beat The Real Thing
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
Evan Rachel WHO???!!!
That homewrecking slut doesn't even compare!
The glamoxurious Miz Dita Von Teese brought "it" to the Take Home A Nude Auction Sponsored by MAC Cosmetics in NYC on Wednesday night.
Often imitated. Never duplicated!
Ferosh, honey. Ferosh!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
I honestly don't find DVT that hot. She's got good fashion sense, but her face leaves something to be desired. And her choices for makeup are very unflattering. She looks like a corpse.
Honestly shes overrated and not even that pretty. Take off all that makeup and you got a fugly whore. dont get me wrong she dress cute tho
YES, THOSE EITHER HAIRY OR VEINY DISCOLORED ARMS SURE ARE FEROSH! EWWWWW.
IT'S SAD TO BE SO INFATUATED WITH A VAPID, PASTY, FAKE-ASS STRIPPER!
HOW IS EVAN RACHEL A HOMEWRECKER WHEN DITA DIVORCED MARILYN M. FIRST???????? GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over-rated. 10 lbs of makeup. spoiled pretentious glorified STRIPPER with bad taste in music & men. irrelevant. NEXT.
I HEART DITA !!!!
is that a moustache?
I don't know how much of the real thing she is; she is clearly trying to channel Bettie Page. The difference is that there was no artifice in BP, while DVT is clearly all fake. But more power to her. She doesn't miss the adulation of those who slam her on Perez.
Evan Rachel Wood will never even come close to Dita, who is extremely, extremel gorgeous.
oh grow up, she's fucking fabulous.
if the biggest insult you can come up with is she has veins and is pasty
go home, FAIL.
she's awesome.
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!
How old is Miss Von Teese, anyway? She may have the face and body of a 30 year old, but her arms/elbows/hands look at least 70.
she is so glamour!!!!!! Paris love you Dita!
omg that woman is FLAWLESS. ah im jealous. i loooooooooooove her style.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS VON TESS LADY IS REAL!!!WHO IS SHE ANYWAY??? MAKE-UP MAY BE "FIERCE", NOT BEAUTIFUL! anyway i think the word fierce is becoming trite.
Why is there nothing about this stripper getting screwed by high heels in her porn movies? I mean, hello, is that under insane or just fithy?????
Dita is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. But i do have mad love for E.R.W
For all the haters: yeah because you all are so gorgeous. I have seen the average American walking down the street who has probably commented on this picture with any sort of negativity. You are all chunky, tanorexic bitches, with little highlights in your hair, wearing those stupid little lingerie-inspired tanks from 2005, topped off with super classy flip-flops, and payless mini-purses. Don't forget your tramp stamps and your boyfriend who has a fucked up face and beer belly, but wears the coolest baseball caps and funny tee-shirts under his sweatshirt/hoodie. You have every right to criticize someone who looks ten times better than you ever will. You definately do. At least Dita won't be some rasin-faced bored little wench when she's forty. Ciao
Compare the skin on her face, compared to her arms..
Re: For The Haters – I'll bet you're a tranny. At least you sound like one. Whatever. Next…….
Gorgeous as always, Dita!!!!!!! That Evan bitch don't even COMPARE!!!!!
If Evan Rachel Wood is guilty of copying Dita, then Dita is guilty of copying Sherylin fenn; Twin Peak's days. Not only Sherylin, but whole slew of women like Ava Gardener, Liz Taylor and more recently, Joan Crawford (not in this picture though). Both have certain
similarities as far as style goes but Evan's
face is more girl next door while Dita is more German looking with a sharper nose. Both quite beautiful,though. I do think that
Dita's makeup is looking a bit pancake. It's not a good look for anyone or thing but the stage.