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Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am




because she loves her grandmas dresses
**BECAUSE** She has more money than God & can wear whatever the fuck she wants!! BAHAHAAAHA!!
this is what they wear on her planet.
because her grandma's not lookin
She just loves to get her whore on!
She lost a bet.
Because she's lost her F-ing mind!!!
…because she wants to be cast as the next Golden Girl!
omg Perez, I thought you painted that headband on, but it's real!
she thinks she can get wear anything and be called a fashionguru!!
she on smack
B/c Bea Arthur needed to borrow and mini dress and this was all she could get in trade.
Shes a
fashion innovator not follower like all of you idiots.
Um yea so I thought Perez put a black line on her forehead. Then I realized it was her headband. Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because she is so rich that it doesn't matter any more.
because shes the shit and so is that dress.
loves it
…because she's dumb
…She was chanelling the Golden Girls
…because when you have all that money, and you are too young to handle it — your young mind gets messed up in a big way… and you do things like this. It looks like something I would have a nightmare about wearing in public, and then wake up and be so relieved that it was just a dream. When their brains are finished forming, in about 5 years, they will stop doing goofy stuff, like favoring the Morticia look, I predict. The bad thing is, they will be reminded of what they used to do through photos.
because she can. and she pulls it off.
channeling elizabeth taylor. koocoo koocoo.
Seriously, what is wrong with her? I am a fan of her and her sister, but not their fashion sense. She is so pretty I wish she would wear normal clothes once in a while…
bc she is functionally retarded
The Alamo is rising again???
she likes to look like sh*t !
she's channeling her own repressed Ms. Roper.
… Bea Arthur left it at her flat.
She looks like she is shrinking……………….. Not a becoming look for a small person
Shes wearing that potato sack because she "LOST A BET" LOL
….because the Stacy & Clinton took everything else while she spent her 5000$ on new clothes and that was the outfit they left her with….
is that a purse or a sausage?
because….she was channeling Jane Fonda circa 1987
because she's muthfukn hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh and oh yeah, she's a dwarf
she wants to look like that hag on qvc…..quack quack
GAAASPPP!!!!!!! Is she serious?
because she thinks shes fat. thats why she has an eating disorder. skank.
does she NOT have a mirror?
Ohhhhhhhhh god, ew………….i'm tired of her and her sister, what the fuck do they even do anymore? the yjust show up at premeires wearing shit outfits and think they're cute. They look like drowned chihuahuas with 400$ crap makeup. what the hell, seriously perez. YOU'D look better in that. What the hells on her head?
God -___-
because she loves the QVC Quacker Factory lady. Just look at that headband!!
Re: lin – genius.
Gawd I hate those dumb bitches! It looks like she is a little girl playing dress up in her moms WAY too big clothes. This fucking bugs me!!!
she thought she was taller than 5'
Because she's getting paid big bucks my the company who made it….
Full House is done and over with so I don't know why anyone still cares about these little trolls who have bad taste and don't know how to smile.
…because she was on a GOOD ONE!
She wanted to look like a young Elizabeth Taylor.
because she just had to have it in a size 20!
Is this Sylvia Brown from the Montel Williams show?
you wont!
…because she thought her curtains needed a new look!
Ashley didn't want to pay for her plate at the charity event (she wouldn't eat anyway) so snook in with MK under her dress.
….she's trying to look as old as she looks.
I always feel that these girls are playing dressup, playing with their mother's out of fashion clothes, but never getting it right…
Because she's a damned ghoul.
Bea Aurther is her new stylist.
She's drank the Kool-Aid
Because she's fu*?* up!!!!!!
DOROTHY SPORNACK is her favorite golden girl
She wore that outfit because it's comfortable. Or maybe she's pregnant!
Seperated at birth….wiff the fat lady on hsn or qvc…you know.?the one that sells patchwork quilts for sweaters…the ones jewish women don't wear.
BECAUSE SHE CAN!!!!!!
she really weighs 20lbs underneath it all.
…she thought it was a costume party and she went as Golden Girl Bea Arthur.
she is a freak who thinks that having a horrible fashion sense with gain her some publicity, and apparently it's working!
Because she is high!
she really wanted to "wake up san francisco"
because she is wearing her hotel bedspread and her c…k-ring around her head…
I KINDA LIKE IT
It's so good to see Liz Taylor walking again.
because she isn't afraid to step out in something that makes people either love it or hate it. Why don't you all try peeling off your identi-kit boring jeans and t-shirts and experiment with all the weird and wonderful clothes that are out there. She's obviously not trying to look hot or pretty, why the f*ck should she care what people think of her, she's rich and beautiful. I'm sure she cries into her pillow at night caring what people think of her fashion sense. Not.
….she wanted to! WOOOOOOOO!!! simple as that! =)
because she has shit for brains….in other words…she's SOOOooo out of touch, she thinks this is cool
gag
no comment….. wow
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
The fat hippie she stole it from outgrew it??
because i got high
The dress isn't bad except for the bottom. I don't understand the deal with HEMMORHOID CUSHION on her head and the ENEMA HOTWATER BOTTLE in her hand. Weird.
the head thing is covering her lobotomy stitches…
Re: dinodavid220 – HAHAHA YES!!!!!
…the aliens up above were reading her mind.
Because she can.
she wanted to…
Because you can attract more attention to yourself by looking like a total idiot!That is the ugliest damn dress I have ever seen!! Why do some designers make these gastly creations and call them fashion. That is a crime. The irony is she probably paid like 50,000$ for that and it looks like total crapola!! I could have got that at the thrift store. Gimme a break.
She had an extra curtain laying around and needed a new dress to wear.
… because her stylist is blind
EWW, how can this bitch have a billion dollar empire and dress like that!! Hideous…and she looks like she's 11 and super creepy.
because she tripped and landed on a gay guy and he exploded all over her. What the FUCK was she thinking. She ned to fire her stylist RIGHT AWAY and talk to Aggies people. I think she would look much better in the style Aggie wears and she wouldn't look like such a gay bag lady!
because she's on crack, has no idea what's going on around her, and her stylist wanted to have a little fun given the opportunity.
she was channelling Bea Arthur
she wears nice clothes, they're just always too BIG for her…can't she afford a tailor???
She didn't like what she was going to wear so she pulled down the curtains at the Holiday Inn and made herself this dress.
Unfortuately she also made a merkin out of the shag carpeting in that room as well.
That headband is really the part of the curtain-tie-back from the ballroom downstairs.
…she's hiding a baby bump too—- what are we gonna do with all these crazy kids! :/
Obviously she was playing dressup with the other children stars, and was running late, so went with what she found in the costume chest.
because she doesnt care to fit the hollywood mold. Shes unique. They have a billion freaking dollars, and they couldnt give a rats ass about going out and buying the hottest dresses. Shes a "trend setter" in the sense that she doesnt give a fuck. They've made their billion… they have no one to impress anymore. People like Paris Hilton and Lilo want the attention.. to get more movies to get people to like thier "music", the Oslen twins made their cash.. theyre done
because she is crazy
she wanted to sneak a few small midgets in with her
THAT PURSE LOOKS LIKE A BIG BANANNA IN THAT MIDGET MONKEY'S HAND….SEND THAT WENCH TO GILBRALTAR WHERE THEY CAN PUT HER DOWN WITH THE REST OF THE DERANGED TINY SIMIANS!
…because wearing your grannies curtains is 'hot'.
this bitch needs help! ugh!
she smoked crack and it just felt right
What is with that fucking velor headband?? She looks like a retired grandmother in Boca! Someone help her.
She is blind in one eye and can't see out the other one.