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Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am




…. because she's a dumbass, and dressed while listening to "get down boogey oogey oogey".
the headband is for her sweat gland problem. the lining of her dress is a trashbag so she can sweat out all of the diet water and air that she ate.
because everything else in mommy's closet was too big…
because she's too cheap for real clothes…
She's obviously gained weight and is trying to hide it. People need to wake up. She's no that skinny anymore.
she was in dire need to look utterly ridiculous !
because she's blind.
because she wants to attract Jason Castro from American Idol.
she lost a bet
she hates herself.
Is she trying to compete w Michael Jackson c who's the crazyst, weirdest, ridiculous "celebrity"?
because she's channeling Norma Desmond
she has no style and the baggy ensemble masks how gaunt and thin she is
Because she was trying to channel the little old lady that use to come out in the Poltergeist Movies
she is NOT white trash who ever the fuck said that is retarded..and jealous. that dress is dope and completely unique
Re: dtf – I'm Old Gregg!
because she obviously lost 300 pounds after she bought the dress, and then liked it TOO much to not wear it. And then she doesn't know how to put a headband on, so she just stuck it across her forehead.
she had to do something with those awful curtains she had in her house
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Macramé has to find a home somewhere.
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she's auditioning for the golden girls movie
No words! WTF
She slept in it?
because shes converting to scientology and she didnt have time to change out of her spiritual robe.
shes retarded??
i dont get why these pretty bitches dress like such bums. its annoying. Riches young girls in hollywood and they sure dont look it. Love them though!
It looks like she borrowed it from that "Quacker Factory" lady from QVC!!!
she wanted to hide the track marks..
THE MOTHER SHIP IS ON THE WAY!!!!!
there is no way she looked in the mirror and said "I look hot" - total yuck.
she tries too hard to be fashionable.
Ha-Ha. She looks like Cousin It from the Addams Family!! Bad choice girl….bad, bad choice.
She got fat whilst binging on non edible stuff and the big dress can hide a person that she eat later
she is the incredible shrinking woman!!!!
…because her Grandma Knitted it just for her! And because she knows you will all be talking about it, bad publicity, good publicity, its all publicity!!!
Angela Lansbury quit doing Mame on Broadyway.
Are you kidding????
she has completely lost her DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish both the twins would get a seamstress and have their clothes fitted correctly.
This looks like a size 10 on her!
this is the same dress that is on the new cosmo!!! let me tell you that it looks a whole lot better on Kristin Bell than it does on MK!!!
she wanna be differnt! ;d
she wanted to air out the drapes
because she was too skinny? ans wanted to cover it a bit?
She went to the 'Bea Arthur Ninja School/Sushi Academy' awards dinner??!
MAYBE she is pregnant with Heath Ledger's baby secretly and wants to hide it. ROFLMFAO.
because she wants people to tell her apart from Ashley.
She looks like she's from Planet of the Apes!
because she wanted to look like a big box of crayola crayons through up on her?
Because she wanted to Sweat to the Oldies in drag?
Is that a fur headband?
she is the gay twin (there's always one gay twin)
…Because she didn't have time to go out and murder a fox.
she thought it would be fun to raid bea arthur's closet
It was laundry day and she got into Granny's closet??
She looks like a Golden Girl. Blanch Devereaux anyone??
because the drycleaner screwed up and gave her Bea Arthur's drycleaning ..AGAIN!
She has a full body STD rash
She's clearly not eating and hiding herself!!!
She's entering a Jackie Stallone look-a-like contest.
because shes so skinny and baggy clothes make u look bigger
All the money in the world and this is what you do with it??? PAHLEEASE!
porque su cabeza de cocainomana no la deja pensarrrrrrrr
She'd wear anything, including this shiteous outfit, to hide her skin and bones.
Not sure about that bloody awful headband though.
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Just lower the headband a little bit to cover her eyes and she'd be
a fashion magazine DON'T!!
OMFG!
What is that crazy bitch thinkin???? EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!
She borrowed Aretha Franklin's dress, they are after all -almost- the same size. Then she had a nap in the car, hence the hair…
because she has poor taste and is surrounded by "yes people" who work with those bilking her of her fortune
because she tried to make her own outfit out of curtains
Her grandmother left it in her closet on her last visit.
because Grey Gardens was having an open call earlier that evening?
Bea Arthur could'nt make it.
she wanted to take some emphasis off the thing on her head
her drapes had to be sent out for cleaning anyway..
she went in grammas room,found her haight-ashbury hippy clothes,found some LSD and took an acid trip back to the 60's to visit……………
CRAZY…….
because the rat in her head blinded her
…because she's walking to Burning Man 2008
OMG I HATE HER FUCKING TROLL FACE AND THAT STUPID THING SHE DOES WITH HER MOUTH THAT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE THE JOKER. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST DRESSER IN THE WORLD. DOES SHE REALLY THINK SHE LOOKS GOOD? THIS DRESS IS LITERALLY 10 SIZES TOO BIG FOR HER! HIDEOUS!
BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKIN TARD…WHAT A DIPSHIT, NICE GET UP NELSON MANDELLA
what the fuck was she thinking????
…because she wanted to honor the racoon she hit on the way to the party by wearing it on her head…?
because shes fucking ferosh.
she thought she was 5' 11” instead of 3' 2”
Because money doesn't buy style (see Victoria Beckham). But bad taste guarantees publicity!
Fucked in the head…what is wrong with these chicks…..seems the more money you make the more fucked up their outfits become
Because she is channeling Jackie Stallone, like really what is that on her head?? What the fuck is she thinking, yeah I think definite crack head!
The dress, if it fit, isnt that bad. The head piece however is stupid. She lost her mind!
She is the stunt double for Bea Arthur.
i usually like what the twins where…but this is just taking it too far.
absolutely hideous….she is aging really poorly for a woman still in her 20's. This is what crystal meth will do to you..don't do it kids! Smoke a joint…have some fun…but really this Olson twin is UUUUGGGGLLLLYYYY!
she decided to channel the princess from Enchanted and make a curtain dress of her own…
she slept with her stylist's lover
she wore that outfit because not only is she completely out of her mind to be seen that hideous pile of rags, but she had to hide her face from looking like how the grinch stole christmas. Seriously paint her face green she looks just like the grinch
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because she lost a bet.
Because she is high as a kite !!!!
because she was feeling a little like tina turner at the thunderdome
Becuase her Granmother's curtains really needed to be aired out.
enjoys dressing in her mother's clothes
Because she's a weirdo!
freakin' wacked out !!!
BECAUSE THE ANOREXIA HAS MADE HER BLIND
She is rich as shit and she can
Because the hanging plant basket it used to hold that her mom had since the 60s finally died and she decided it needed one last hoorah before recycling?
she finally needed someone to BEG her to get a stylist. He children's clothing line at Walmart worn NOW would be a better fashion choice.