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Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am




Because She Just Finished Watching The Entire Collection Of Star Wars And Felt Very Inspired By YODA! -Represent! Lol =P
because the belted moo moo is now in style
You know, the Olsen twins are pretty but they always wear the ugliest outfits and somehow think they are fashionable.
…because Liza Minnelli wasn't.
…leaving home knowing she looks perfectly retarded.
What a very mentally disturbed chick. Maybe she is trying to hide the fact that she has money.
she is so fab! hte headband and bag aren't so great but the dress is fabulous and very missoni and chic.
because she rolled herself up in a carpet and called it a night. and apparently felt like wearing a furry headband?
I think its so funny that everyone wonders why she wears those clothes. Its because she's still ANOREXIC and is trying to hide it by looking "trendy" (??)
all that coke and alcohol has left her blind
since she looks 40 might as well wear as a dress that looks that old too.
IDK But It Looks Like Shes Holding A Big Ass Twinkie
SHES ON CRACK!!
because she is the devil…look at that hidious face
Beacu1se she looks like a RAT & she's a HAS BEEN!!!!!
she's the best.
shes a crackwhore!
because she's blind, drunk, or high
holy shit christi, #87, that is so fucking funny! i am still laughing uncontrollably
casue she's a fuckin Loon!!!
because she's bat-shit crazy.
because she's hot and hot girls can wear whatever the fuck they want. and get away with it.
Because she's preparing for her new role in Star Wars, rumor has it she's the new YODA!
because that "headband" was orignially a blindfold
the headband is marc jacobs!
She needed some place to hide the cocaine?
Because she feels like it and she is allowed to.
She wanted to look like Mrs. Roper???
because…um….I really don't know why, dammit. Is that a gigantosized cock ring on her head? Is the gigantosized cock in that banana bag she's holding?! why? oh man, why?
it makes her feel skinny
I am starting to think there is something mentally wrong with her.
Because after the union soldiers looted "Tara" her soho apartment, all she had left were the curtains and she had to wear something.
because she's pendeja!
she stripped her couch an didn't want to waste…the band around her head is very star trek..
…she's on drugs
BECAUSE SHE CAN!!!!!! SHE IS AMAZING!!!
im in art school and i just did my final painting on a picture based on her and i got an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! shes amazing!
Re: venti –
The Mrs. Roper comment is the ultimate comment. TY for the smile
Without a doubt. Stoner eyes.
because she wanted to be the queen amoung the homeless in central park? lol
she is a bag lady
she's pregnant
someone is paying her 300 million dollars to do so
she stole 200 pounds of jewelry and needs to hide it somewhere
OMG… how much longer do we have to look at these damn FUGLY twins?! how long has it been now? Twenty F***ing years? EWWWWWWWWWWW
because she needs to hide her body body.
TO DRAW ATTENTION TO HERSELF. NARCISSISTIC MIDGET
FUCKED UP LITTLE WHORE
..she's a blind fucktard.
because she wants to look like the grinch who stole christmas.. check out that face.
she is always high off her ass.
because it draws all attention away from hear eating disorder
…mrs roper finally let her borrow it.
She is freakin rich and she can!! All that money simply because she is famous for "You got it, dude" Ugh!
because she just got out of yoga class
WHAT THE FUCK?!
DID SHE DO TO HER FACE??!?!?!!?
she got a good deal on one of Aretha Franklin's concert dresses
because she thought that she was six feet tall.
btw, I love the headband.
because everything else was in the laundry.
because she can
i couldnt stop laughing when i was scrolling these comments. you guys are funny!!
she skinned a cat and it threw up on her
HAHAHA She looks like Jim Carrey from that scene in the grinch with the super wide yet totally creepy smile!
because the life-size ball of yarn is a timeless look especially the multicolored variety. You can only get that at SELECT Jo Anne fabrics… so vintage.
Because she loooooves the Quacker Factory clothing line on QVC…..is that a velour steering wheel cover wrapped around her head?
because she was abducted by aliens.
Mary-Kate wore this outfit because she was tired of getting carded, and therefore attempted to emulate her grandmother.
she looks like a walking jolly rancher.
It was a last minute decision to attend; so, she pulled the curtains off her bedroom window, did a quick wrap around and went!
she's a child in new york!
because it didn't fit her grandmother….
because she is jealous of everybody else's pregnancy rumors and thought she could start one about herself?!!
because she thinks she's Carrie Bradshaw with that headband
…she hates you?
in tribute to rockys mom
She is fucking insane!!!
She loves "Jesus Christ Superstar."
becauseee she knew she would make a statementtt… exceptt i think it's not the one she was looking forrr… she looks disastrous
Because she loved the fabric on her grandmother's sofa so much that she wanted a mayching dress.
because we will all be wearing it a couple seasons from now! oh cmon dont act like we dont copy her!
That is the ugliest outfit I've ever seen.
because shes fat.
She looks like a troll. No kidding. Someone hold me, I'm scared.
She was ashamed. The black bar was supposed to be down a touch more - to cover her eyes.
She's hiding her sister under that Missoni dress
or she is pregnant w/Ben Kingsley's baby
bcuz she is uncomfortable with her body and how skinny she is, so she hides it by wearing very baggy clothes.
Everytime I see those two they look like they just rolled out of bed. They look sloppy. Time for a stylist
she is a fashion icon and looks pulls off something diff yet with style and confidence
She wanted to scare the crap out of the kids!!
her stylist hates her and has convinced her she looks great!
Full House stole her childhood and she’s playing dress-up now to make up for lost time.
It made her look like maybe she ate something that day.
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because Mrs. Roper had a yard sale.
because she can most definitely pull it off.
MKO is a FASHION DISASTER!
because mk can do what mk wants.
she wanted to wear a bag that someone had thrown up a rainbow all over!!
because she loves marc jacobs' fall/winter 08 line.
she wants to be one of the golden girls……
The dress itself looks just like something Dorothy would have worn in The Golden Girls. Of course, that was the 80's, and Dorothy was in her 50's, and about a foot taller than MKO.
Oh yeah, and Dorothy had class.
MKO looks like she's high on something. Yuck.
…she is retarded!
why does she always look like she got punched in both eyes?
….she new she would get a post on this blog if she did.
’cause she likes wearing a catapillar around her head.
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