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Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Olsen Twins > Fill In The BlankMKO at the New Yorkers For Children event in NYC on Wednesday night.
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am
what is on her head? she looks like a space alien
because she just got back from her trip to pluto and its the latest trend there. oh wait…no…shes just high on acid.
The best thing that ever happened to n!ggers was slavery!!!!
because she's high
….because she was feeling FAT!
She has a hickey on her forehead
SHE JUST BROKE OUT OF BELLEVUE AND IS TRYING TO HIDE HER LOBOTOMY SCAR!!!!!!
because she raided her grandmother's closet and this was the first thing she found. And she thinks that the padded steering wheel look can be adapted as a headband.
because she can..and still make millions.
because grandma left it to her on her will….
Because she was on DRUGS!!!
..her closet caight on FIRE!!
she's hiding something!
Her gay fashionista thought it would look great because
he hates all women?
…she wanted to Fug Girls to have a fucking heart attack.
she got dressed in the dark????
the headband was from Shaq's arm and she was dared to see if it would fit around her head…..she lost!
There is no "because". There is no reason. There is no excuse. Whoever convinced her to wear this should be shot.
she wants to be a grandma in an oversize jazzercise suit.
SHE'S HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
her grandma loved it so !!!!!!!
because she is hiding her sister underneath all that dress…
..she's a fucking idiot.
shes too drunk to realize what shes wearing.
Her uncle in the "home" thinks he owns the Janovic Plaza franchise and wanted her to be a walking ad!!
SHE'S STONED1111111
she's copying Liz Taylor in her KFC days?
I thought she was carrying a large banana…
she has no sense of fashion at all.
because……..she dressed in the dark. Isn't that Olivia Newton John's head band from the video "Let's Get Physical?"
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because she hates children.
because i'm a directionless mess. Feed me please.
because she was sweating to the oldies…
…because she is insane obviously!
she has such a slim figure and she insists on making herself look like she is a 9 year old girl dressing in her fat grandmother's clothing…
Because she still has Heath Ledgers stash.
because shes on fucking drugs
shes a friggen idiot thats why
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She looks cute. However if she would have worn a smaller headband it would have gone better with the outfit.
Because she had nothing better to do than to exit her house with a sweat band on her head, a hideously oversized dress on her skinny ass body and a purse that looks like a hotdog bun.
Looks like she raided her obese grannies closet..FIERCE!!
she wants attention
so people can't tell how bad she is wasting away…
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because she's trying to channel Mrs.Roper from three's company XD
she was hoping that it would take attention off the hedious head band she has on.
She's going to Texas to visit the pioneer women from that sect that got raided.
why is so long? are the bunions finally beginning to hurt to not have
worn high heels? err…stilts.
…she needed to use that damn rug for something.
She has to know it's ugly, yet she wears it anyway. I'm intrigued by her daring insouciance. What motivates this enigmatic waif?
because she's insane!
She wants to see how many idiots will put her on the best dressed list.
Her sofa is molting?
She tough she was Jesus…
omgg she went toooo overboard thiiis tiiime.
She lost a bet.
because i'm rich!!
it's one of those puzzles with a hidden sailboat in it
because she would
Becuse she is a twonky[[and if adults are reading this tweaker]]
shh lol i didnt say it lol i still love her…
She huffed Galaxy Glue!!!!
she's channeling mrs.roper from three's company.
I was going to say "Because everything else was at the cleaners" but you know, in this case, she smoked too much crack.
B/C SHE THINKS GERIATRIC HIPPINESS IS THE NEW BLACK.
what is wrong with this woman?????
because they only had size 22w tall left and she just HAD to have it! I can't really explain the headgear tho.
hmm because she is a TROLL thats Y!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was channeling Mrs. Roper…..
cuz…well…theres no excuse for this one..beats me
because she wants us to feel sorry for her… fucking cunt.
she is trying way too hard to be all hippie like with that dress and hair its so fake!
she's bag-lady crazy!
i dont get it? wtf is on her head?
i like her dress though
…her grandma's other mumu was in the dryer.
What the hell was she thinking?
What the hell was Missoni thinking?
What the hell am I doing…writing this?
What the hell is she on? I want some lol
She went shopping in her grandma's closet………….What the F?
…because she got a part in Jesus Christ Superstar
she is rich…and it is ugly…hhhmmm, must be fashionable
OK, THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT CAN MAKE MISSONI KNITS LOOK LIKE MISSONI SHITZ.
ALL THAT MONEY AND THE TWINS RELY ON THEIR OWN BAD TASTE.
Because shes a coke addict . . . that looks like the joker
because she enjoys looking like an old lady with alzheimers who no longer is allowed to dress herself or leave her room unattended
because she thinks she's so fucking cool and above fashion reproach, that…if she can't pull this shit off then no one can.
because shes trying to get a rise out of everyone. she knows all she has to do is wear something that is obviously stupid and get a rise out of anyone that looks at her or her picture.
because she was paying homage to her two favorite fashion divas, Olivia Newton John and Bea Arthur
(Dorothy from the Golden Girls)
because she is wayy to skinny and wants to hide it by wearing an ugly curtain
kirstie alley lent them to her.
her stylist is on her honeymoon
because she got nothing to wear therefore she used her grandmas dress back in the day
because shes made more money byt the age of 18 than her own parents.
she wants to dress up like mommy! That outfit is wearing her. And is that a fucking velvet tire on her head? Please tell me someone hit her with a car on her way there. That's what happens when you have too much money, you try desperately to look like you have none.
she knew it would land her on perezhilton.com
she's trying to get on PETA's good side by wearing dollar store kitchen rugs.
… because she obviously is not over her drug problems and she needed some media attention, media whore!
is this supposed to be anorexic chic??
her beloved grandmother made it as a blaket
but she that it was fashionalbe as a dress… guess not
I got it! She made a pit stop @ Pep Boys & bought
a cheap velour steering wheel cover. (someone else said cover lol )
Since she's a lollipop, her head is huge & it fit perfectly.
the dress? It some 6 ft. models & the model convinced
her she can pull it off & look like her (Naomi Watts?)
she was going for a Bjork-went-blond look
wanted to cover the stitches from her lobotomy?
Because she is rich and it doesn't matter that she looks like a retard. And the bandana turns into a blindfold when she plays "Guess Whose Dick."
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because it doesn't matter what she wears, she looks hot in anything
she is high and blind.
Beacuse;
Her twin sister dared her to pick an outfit, blinfolded for this event.
HA,
what the hell is she wearinggggg,
Ohh-emm-gee
it looks like she's holding a banana.
PEREZ!! IM AM A FASHION STUDENT AND ACTUALLY I LOVE THE DRESS YOU ARE JUST NOT GENUINELY FASHIONABLE!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A CLONE LIKE ALL THESE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEE THE DRESS