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Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am




See the crazy lady kids….she is a good reminder of why its important to JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!
because… she can
she is brilliant.
Because tents are meant to be worn!
because she's a freak.
She celebrated 4/20 early.
have either of the twins ever worn anything halfway decent?
God, I'd love to see that fucking alien freak trip on her ugly ass "flowing" coutre sometime… flat on her ugly face.
because…she thinks she's 8 feet tall
I LOVE her dress…..She is wearing who???
its fashion, it doesnt have to make sense. its fucking hot kudos to mary kate !!!
she needed to sneak her sister in somehow!
cause shes a FREAK
she thinks she's 5'9 and can pull it off, but really she's an ugly wannabe.
…looks like Meg Ryan on crack. Is that an oxymoron?
…its her idea of high fashion. When really, it's a piece of shit!
Because the drugs finally fried her brain completely.
The dealer made this 'dress' out of old curtains and convinced her this was the latest style.
The velvet toilet seat stuck to her head after a good puke.
I dont understand why her and her sister who have so much money decide to wear something as ugly as this!they need new stylists thats if they have one at all!
that head piece is reminiscent of something renaissance women wore… interesting……….
because she owns all you fashionheads
cause she is a fuckwit
SHE'S AN IDIOT!!!!
because she was molested and doesn't want any one to look at her. explains the eating thing, too
because she thinks she can pull off period pieces with horrible headbands
She's legally blind and didn't know what ghastly contraption she was putting on.
Wait, no she's just a moron.
because she got dared to by the dalai lama.
because she borrowed mrs ropers dress
the bitch is fucking retarded
hahah because she's awesome and knows we will eat up whatever she drapes aroud her
Because she wanted to look like that freaky "Quaker Factory" woman on one of the tv shopping channels…she wears a head band just like that.
…She was having a FAT day!:)
…she wanted to show sympathy to Elizabeth Taylor.
Re: Megan Shanon – HAHAHAHHHAHA
BECAUSE SHE HAS NO TASTE
Because she just came back out Africa.
she is from space
She's stupid and has waaay more $$$ than class.
she's mentally retarded due to lack of nutrition…
Oh my God!!! I am certainly not the most fashion forward person out there, but even I wouldn't let her out like that!!! What the fuck??? hahahahahaha!!!
SHE IS SMUGGLING IN COKE AND SHES WEARING A
COLOSTOMY BAG
because Helen Roper didn't need it anymore!
she was watching Jim Hensen's "The Dark Crystal" while she was getting dressed.
she obviously had a complete mental break down while she was getting dressed.
she wanted to be on perezhilton.com.
because she thinks she can wear anything.
Re: jenna – ok fine you are a fashion student and you like the dress. But you have to admit the fit is terrible and she looks tragic with that headband
for attention baby, attention!
Because she ate a GRAPE and felt bloated.
She does heroin!
its part of the "what would the golden girls do" collection and mko dug that
Re: wtf! – lol orale
because I want to look like a sac of potatoes.
Because she was hoping the wind would pick up and she could fly like a kite!
I fought a rainbow and lost
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because she was high
Because she's trying to be a FASHION ICON ….. and she's NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…because she's mister myagi's new apprentice!
usually her oversized stuff can be cute on her in a really strange and offbeat way…but this is just over the top ridiculous. she didn't even get it hemmed i'm surprised she's not tripping all over that old rag. it doesn't fit her right at all…come on mary kate some of us want to admire you but you force us to talk shit with stuff like this!
because she got abducted by aliens recently and got an inspiration?
She's retarded
hahaha her headband looks like one of those things that goes around your steering wheel
Must never be able to she her own reflection in shiny surfaces. KYLIE MINOGUE ROCKS!!! POST MORE ON KYLIE MINOUGE U ROCK PEREZ WITH A Z!!!!
…her weight matches the decade.
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because:
She's fucked in the head!
Because she is trying to hide the anorexia…
What the hell is that? And did she cutt off the family cats tail and wrp it around her head? Can we get some fashion back in 2008, everybody has gone to goodwill to put outfits together… My eyes, My eyes
Cause she is a fierce bitch! Duh.
….cause she's balllllllllin'
Because she wanted to match the couch at her psychiatrist's waiting room.
there are two options here:
1. love handles
2. PREGNANT!
because she's a walking optical illusion holding some kind of crap yellow sausage casing.
and i guess she wanted to further piss PETA off with a real panther tail wrapped around that bony head of hers.
This shit is the EXACT reasonwhy you need to keep your kids AWAY FROM SHOW BIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME BITCH AS MICHELLE TANNER FROM FULL HOUSE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!@?#?!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Because she realizes she can't get attention for being cute anymore like when she was on full house or doing those corny movies with other one; so she has opted to get attention for being hideous.
because you get noticed for extreme ugly also……what is such a pretty girl hiding under these yards of cloth?
Because she CAN ass wipe
Because she is a total moron and no one ever taught her how to act or dress. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because she is a total moron and no one ever taught her how to act or dress. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Because she is a total moron and no one ever taught her how to act or dress. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did she forget that the belt goes around her waist not her head!!!!
shes a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because she wants to
i think its lovely
she's preggers w/ pete wentz's baby and needs to hide it!!!
Because she needed a reason to get new drapes.
because she wanted to look like a peacock.
she`s ugly!!!
…she loved the part in enchanted when they make dresses out of curtains.
there is no excuse for that!!!
she's trying to scare the kids :S
She looks coked out of her mind. She has to be, to wear something as heinious as that. Ugh.
because she is an attention whore.
…..because she is fucked in the head??
because she wants to hide the fact that shes vomited up her last 100 meals with a curtain from threes company. and the halo of satan is a nice touch
because…. starvation ate her brain
because she's dying slowly from a terminal illness and this outfit disguises her rotting body and dreadful sores.
She got stoned & raided Bea Arthurs old Golden Girls wardrobe.
This looks like an outfit Bea Arthur would have worn on the Golden Girls. Oh wait! It IS BEA ARTHUR's outfit! Mybad…I really don't get it! She's obscenely wealthy and has a perfect figure towear the most amazing couture available. Sad. Weird. Bewildering.
cuz she think is the only one trendsetter in hollywood . .
what the hell were she was thingkin' . .
Re: really? – #433 Really? Hey I was just thinking the same thing! That lady from the Quacker Factory is a trip with those hideous clothes and that riduculous 80's terry cloth headband from Olivia Newton John's "Let's Get Physical" video. Ick. Kill me if I ever wear clothes like that or that hideous dress on our precious Olsen twin.
….because she didn't wash her feet?
but actually…is it that bad?
…she was pissed as a fart?
she is a nasty cunt
…because they don't really make clothes in her size: - 10