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Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Olsen Twins > Fill In The BlankMKO at the New Yorkers For Children event in NYC on Wednesday night.

Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
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Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am




with that big baggy dress….at an event for kids she wanted to look like a child. a 6 year old play dress up in big girl clothes
She was modeling the new line of designer GARBAGE BAGS from Hefty!
she's still on crack
because she is sneaking Ashley in underneath that thing!
first thought was WTF!!!! Second she must not have any real friends. My sis would NEVER let me go out like THAT!!!!!!!!!! HIDEOUS. way to big and its just plain fugly. WTF WTF WTF????
because she is sneaking Ashley in underneath!
because she never ever wants to get laid or get married.
CAUSE SHE'S DONE GONE GOOFY
…because Xenu has possessed her!
she wants to give bjork a run for her money…..
maybe she's pregnant with Heath's kid……………
because Nell Carter's dress was calleing her name….
She Crazy! D-A-Y-U-U-M!!!
awwww, poor thing… falling into a paint bucket right before a big event. that just sucks. and than a squirel died on her head. guess it just wasn't her day.
….. she broke into her mama's closet when she was not looking!
to make a fool of herself
….bc she was on acid when she looked in the mirror~~ and still is..!! wtf? that thing on her head is SO not cool! LOL..weeeeeiiiiirdo! that's what drugs will do to ya! lol
Because she raided Aretha Franklin's Closet and this was the only thing that fit.
She took a ride in a time machine back to the 1920s, but at some point in the journey she heard Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" and it got stuck in her head.
because the shower curtain made her look fat!
she was smuggling in her twin…
. . . because her other drapes were at the cleaners.
Because I hung it out on my line to dry — and she stole it. Looks better on me.
LOVE THE OUTFIT
she is a reincarnate moma cass who loves to smoke pot and be a flower child in this life in a thin body.
Re: Leela – Lol.
I just don't understand why someone who has millions of dollars to spend on stylish clothing, but instead she dresses like a homeless bag lady.
She's an idiot! How does she even walk in that monstrosity! The whole Olivia Newton John head band thing was over 25 yrs. ago. Good lord-go to WalMart and shop in the kids section for the clothes that you and the other one "designed". You'd look a hell of a lot better.
..she was high.
She reminds me of the crazy Quacker Factory lady on QVC/HSN.
she's on crack
SHE IS PREGNANT!!!
because she had brain surgery and and had to hide the scar????? DAYUM what a futtbugly look!
She wanted to pay homage to her hero, Bea Arthur
Ashley really needs to shake some sense in her stupid, blind sister's head. They basically do little now and if she looked like this in her teenage years, she would have NEVER made the fortune she has now. I was wondering where my daughter's ear muffs went. Does she not know they are for covering your ears in the cold. No, it must be cutting off circulation to the brain.
Why don't these idiots just go away??
because she wanted to look like Bea Arthur in the 80's! Horrid look!
Because she doesn't own a full length mirror!
She wants to look like an eccentric old lady!
Re: meeeeee – obviously you if you took the time to leave a comment!
because Mrs. Roper is her idol.
she was bored
ps: what do they call an absence of boob?
Joseph!!! Where did that coat of many colors go?????
…because she is being punked by her stylist
…it looks like one of them candy necklaces.
Because she wants to give everyone a headache.
……she's f@%*ed???
because Roz Focker had a yard sale?
She was feeling six feet tall!
she likes a big black dick on her head !!
Fuck you Perez. If that was Agyness Deyn she'd be a brilliant, international fashion icon.
She really wants to be cast in the TLC reality show, "What Not To Wear".
There was a sale at Goodwill
BECAUSE LAWL SHE'S SO COOL SHE'S TOO SCHOOL FOR SK00L
because Bea Arthur didn't
Because she was robbed of her Fug Madness win and is stepping up her game for next year's title.
she's pregnant…. gotta hide that baby bump.
…Because she thought since it looked good on Madea it would look good on her but she for got that she would need a chest to fill it out oh yeah some thing else besides skin and bones.
She is obsolete, who cares!
She shouldn't even be on these pages. I will never forgive her for the role she played when Heath Ledger died. Heath would have turned 29 on April4th. RIP Heath.
…because that head band is suffocating her brain OBVIOUSLY
Because she likes to look Ugly!!!!
Re: dube beez –
kooooooooool zcreen name
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hillary won the debate
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all obama did waz zay
hiz EXACT ZAME EMPTY
WORDZ..HE HAZ DONE
NOTHING IMPORTANT.
HILL AND BILL….GAVE OUR COUNTRY 5.6 trillon dollar Treazury
Republicanz gave [[ our country ]]….9 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT.
HILLARY
WILL
ZAVE
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AZHLEY…ACTZ LIKE A EFFEN DORK OLD LADY..ANYTHING 4 ATTENTION……………………….
…because this was the new, hot item at the store hobo sheek!!
Her cat landed on her forehead and stuck there.
because when she came to after a crack binge in a motel 6 bathroom the cum stained comforter was all she had to throw together as an outfit.
becuase she is trippin
Because she was channeling Olivia Newton Johns "Lets Get Physical" video up top….and "Dame Edna" below
Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because she was tripping on acid!
Because she found the vault where they kept the clothing that the Golden Girls used.
SHE'S DERRANGED!
She's stupid…
Because she aspires to be like Bea Aurther
because she walked under a bulimic rainbow.
because she is an alien.
the dress takes it to the edge, but that stupid headband throws it over
she beat up Latoya Jackson and stole her headband.
She wants to be Bea Arthur
BECAUSE SHE IS STUPIDDDDDD
she traded outfits with liz taylor.
Because she's tired of the pressure of being a style icon.
Ashley has no idea how to act anymore so she's dresses like a freak so people will be interested in her ugly ass.
40 people died at a funeral
today in Iraq and many more
were injured…this is not working in Iraq
STOP THROWING MONEY AT THE IRAQ CIVIL WAR
JOHN MCCAIN, NO MORE 100 YRS. OF WAR,PLEASE.
shw relly needed to cover her entire body cause of a rash i guess
..cause she always has a dopey shit eating grin on her face.
What the hell? She used to be so cute and now…….not so much
.. they didn't have it in her size .. so she took it anyway ..
because shes just plain weird. She should stop wincing like that. She has a serious case of GRINCH FACE! She looks just like Dr. Suess' Grinch. Watch the movie. The resemblence is uncanny!
Cher passed it down to her.
she wants to look like thequacker factory lady- jeanne bice- from qvc - sepatated at birth!!!!!!!
becuase she was sleepy and was going to bed!
'cuz she wants to be fat
she saw the Pioret exhibit at the met last may
because even Oksana Baiul would not
because shes a hot bitch, and so is missoni. duh
call me mko
As Carol Burnett would say, she saw it in the window and just couldn't resist.
COZ ZHE
GAINED
A HALF A POUND
AND SHE THINKZ ZHEZ FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT◘◘]]
she is seriously demented and determined not to look as hot as she is, no matter what?
she hadn't sobered up yet
hahaha look at the people judging her in the background
…she has an amazing eye for fashion. She is not afraid of other people's opinions, and their view of aesthetics. Personally, I love MK's fashion.