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Filed under: Baby Blabber > Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Poppa Joe
Asslee Simpson's dadager, Poppa Joe, is already trying to whore out her unborn child!
That's what we love about him. He wastes NO time.
According to a magazine industry insider, Papa Simpson is asking for $1 million for an Ass cover story plus photos of the baby and an interview post pop.
Is Ass gonna get all that money and Joe gets his cut as manager??? Pete needs to get half!
U guys think AshWentzday's baby pics are worth a cool mill????
But, experts don't think they're worth all that!
One magazine editor is quoted as saying the pictures are worth "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album (Bittersweet World) is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly." Ouch!
Money-hungry Joe is supposedly pimping out Ashlee's upcoming wedding as well. He's, of course, asking the mags to pony up stupid money for those pix, too!
Good luck dealing with the in-laws, Pete!
[Image via WENN.]
she looks like hailey williams from paramore now
Do I think Ashley's baby's pictures are worth a million?
Honey, I don't even think Ashley is worth a million. And Pete needs to just go away. He's a bass player. Stand in back where you belong, asswad.
The world does not need anymore Ashlees and Petes, especially their offsprings??
*shudders*
shes nt an a list celeb w/e mag buys the pics…it wont sell copies
BOTH OF THEM R UGLY
Nicole Riche called. She wants her storyline back.
i'll say they'll last about 2 years?
He is as gay as a jaybird. No matter how many women he's had, if he's not gay the earth is not round.
Re: jessica – Speak on it sister!
I THINK THAT THEY ACCIDENTLY GOT PREGNANT OR WHATEVER AND ANNOUNCENT THE ENGAGEMENT BEFORE SHE STARTED SHOWING SO THAT PEOPLE WOULDNT THINK DOWN ON THEM FOR GETTING PREGGERS BEFORE MARRIAGE…..BUT OBVIOUSLY SHE GOT PREGGERS FIRST. NICE JOB ASHLEY.
POOR PETE, I HOPE THIS DOESNT AFFECT HIS CAREER OR BAND.
AS FOR "PAPA JOE"NWHAT AN ASS WHOLE, ALL OF THE SIMPSONS ARE REALLY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AND VERRRY ANNOYING. IDK HOW PETE PUTS UP WITH IT. I HOPE REALLY THIS MARRIAGE DOESNT LAST……
Re: kruck fuck – HAHA I KNO. WHAT A LOSERRR
SHES NOT PREGNANT! THAT VIDEO WAS A JOKE! SHES NOT PREGNANT!
but petes hot :]
who r they tryin to kid theyll never get 1 million nd a cover…well not from any gd magazine anyway
The amazing thing is, the baby won't have a chance to look like either of them-until it can get a few plastic surgeries under it's belt!!
This has to be one of the most hilair things i have read. Seriously? Everyones all iflksjflkasjdals about it but I think its funny personally. I mean come on! Theyre like "uh no…" & her dads already talking to magazines! Does he really think they wont talk? ahah. I think they have really bad communication skills. The Simpsons put the Fun in Disfunctional…and it is the funniest thing ive ever seen…or read.
i love you perez. =]
If they are having a kid [cough cough] it will be dressed extremely well! Hahaha
i love how you call her asslee xD
i really dont like her she so fake and pete doesnt need her he should just have a weird man love realtionship with patrick
Papa Joe is nothing more than a pimp
kill me now !!!!!!!!!
My friend and I have discussed the "ash & pete" situation over and over again. To top it all off, we are two of the biggest FOB fans in the world. We dont mind Ashlee, its just all those "teenie boppers" who go to the shows and only know one song by FOB and are like "OMFG, PETE WENTZ IS SO HOT WE SHOULD GO PUNCH ASHLEE SIMPSON'S HEAD IN!" For all you girls/guys out there, if you loved Pete so much, then you wouldnt mind his choice of who he wants to have a baby with or marry. You guys should all just grow up.
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OH MY GOD
I CANT BELIEVE IT -
I REALLY CANT
she IS pregnant
i could accept they were getting married, they WERE TO form a family
but now… THEY ALREADY ARE a family
:(
this really gets me down
although i always knew i could have nothing with pete.
but it is a bit dissapointy
BUT WHAT AM I SAYING????
GET OVER IT, WOMAN!
i have to be a GOOD fan, and as a good one, i wish the best for you three
and of course, because of pete's happiness.
oh, but i still hate joe simpson ¬¬
Ew pappa joe is nastyyyy-
You can tell where Ass gets it.
ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!! What is wrong with him?!?!?!?!?! Frist he goes and date this bimbo rocker wannabe and now hes gonna marry her!?!?!!??!!!!! you relize their only gettin married because shes knocked up! if it turns up not to be his i say he should leave her for Patrick Stump! Anyone agree? Besides theres a 38% chance its not his! so girls (and guys) cross your fingers and pray like you never have before that its not his kid and that he leaves her for someone better (like Patrick Stump or Drew Barrymore!) Perez hun i