Ripping Her A New One!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag
New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag's new Heidiwood line for Anchor Blue, and it's not pretty!
Their report in a nutshell is that Heidiwood is overpriced hooker wear, the materials used were shoddy, and it all in all basically sucked.
The mag's guinea pigs said, "No self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments' AND 'we looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would've appeared, guitars in hand.'
Maybe Heidi should rename her line HeidiHOwood????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 9:40 pm
i dont think we need ny mag to tell us her line is crap, we can see that for ourselves.
ok i think i can remember my clothes designs i made for my barbie when i was a kid out of toilet paper, n they were way HOTTER THEN Heidis CRAP IF somebody puts her name on a product n it looks like that im sure to make millions off my tissue wear
I went online to check out her "fashion" line out of sheer curiosity, and I think it could be accurately described as last season's thoughtless hooker trash crap from Express. It obviously MADE for women with FAKE tits and LOW self-esteems BY someone with FAKE tits and a LOW self-esteem.
this bitch said that she went to Italy and studied fashion for a year, went to another design school in San Fransisco, and all she can come up with is a bunch of booty shorts and tank tops. Nice Heidi… no wonder you dropped out of FIDM.
Re: SpencerIsAnUglyFAg –
Thank you!
i read that article & damn those gals are so clever. i couldn't stop laughing. they were embarassed to even try the clothes on & were glad the store was empty. they said when they called to ask about the clothes the guy asked, so um you like heidi & when they got to the store & asked where the clothes were the reaction was the same. what is so funny is that heidi thinks she is such a fashionista because of all the labels she wears - the chanel, louboutins, etc. - but it is her own clothing line that more accurately reflects her true fasion sense & personality. she is such a loser.
It was good enough for you to Emcee the show, but now you won't stand up for it? What kinda shit is this, Perez?? Were ya just in it to make a quick buck & some time in the tabloids? God, who exactly are the fame-whores???
I think Spencer sewed all the clothes himself. Much like he made her shittious Video. They need to stop spending their lunch money and get real jobs. PEREZ please HEAR YOUR FANS, stop wasting space on these complete LOSERS!!!!!
ok so now she cant sing she cant act and she cant design
whats left how baout getting a day job !
YOUR LINE ROCKS……DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE HEIDI! YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR LINE KICKS ASS…..I WOULD BUY IT AND I AM A HOT 25 YEAR OLD MOTHER AND WIFE………………………………RAWK ON HEIDI
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anchor blue is for teenagers NO grown woman would shop there. I am sure her line will fit in with what is at Anchor Blue and all other teenager clothing stores.
You know, I really cant stand that girl, but her I would totally wear her new clothing line… Theres nothing "porn star" about it.. And her prices are pretty damn low, they compare to things at Wet Seal, Charlotte Rousse, etc, as do the clothing line itself. New York Mag editors are probably only wearing JCrew and Express. Well, on a Friday night, when I go out, you better believe Im not wearing a cordoroy sweater around my shoulders.
Did u honestly expect something classy from a girl that already looks like a hooker? lol
Who in their right mind would give Heidi and clothing line!?!??? Oh gosh i think that spells the end! A clothing line and a record deal!!!!!!!!! i give up
perez you are SO funny!!! i can't stand heidi and or spencer..who cares about them…
Re: Katie – You would wear that to college! What college do you go to? And you sound kinda fat to be wearing those clothes. I doubt you wear designer clothes if your shopping at Archor Blue. That place is like a target (white trash). At least go to H&M. Thats where people like me who wear all designer clothes go if they want something cheap. Heidi clothes look like cheap club clothes. And I'm not talking about a hot club, I'm talking about the 5 bucks to get in club. I'm all for sexy clothes, but that line is too cheap for me.
Hilarious. I love this one.
Seriously there is like 2 feet max of her body covered in this zebra outfit.
Lame Line, absolutely ridiculous, she thinks for some reason its so great, but obviously she needs to get her eyes done too, she musn't be able to see these clothes the way they really look.
SLUTTY- putting it nicely
HAHAHA I love the fact that her clothing line is as bad as the reviewers suggest! Just love it!
HAHA. That's all I can say. At least Lauren's line is classy.
Re: Mandy –
The review wasn't written by NYMag's editors, dumbass! It was written by "the Fug Girls," two hilarious, witty [young] women who also have a great fashion blog (www.gofugyourself.com). [Of course Perez would NEVER give them appropriate credit.] Haha…whatever…anyone who defends this crap, let alone says they'd actually WEAR IT, is undoubtedly trashy and devoid of class. You know, it IS possible to look sexy without looking like a street-whore; just like its ALSO possible to look tasteful without looking like an old hag. But I guess if you're already into shopping at Wet Seal & Charlotte Russe, I'm pretty much wasting my time…
And corduroy sweaters? Haha, wtf?!
I love how Heidi has orange spray tan streaks all over her cankles and thighs
HAHAHAH that review is freakin hilarious.. I wanna read some of the Fug Girl's other reviews…
heidious
This poor ugly bitch is so desperate to be famous and it just won't work. She's tried "acting", "singing" and now "designing". Too bad all of her projects are failures…it's because she has no talent. What's next? Lucite platform heels? Dumb cunt.
this makes me smile so much
i hate these stupid rich girls trying to ruin fashion while guys like me are spending more than they have to get a good education to do the same thing
You guys are gonna hurt her feelings and make her cry all night again, lol. She'll just turn the negative feed back in to another story and sell it to US Magazine and it will be about how she's the victim and she doesn't know why everyone hates her and blah blah blah . Gag, at least Lauren takes her knocks like a big girl.
I PERSONALLY LIKE HER STYLE FOR HER LINE, ITS YOUNG AND FRESH FOR THE SUMMER KIND OF CLOTHES. SHES NOT 40 YEARS OLD! AND ANCHOR BLUE DOESN'T SALE CLOTHES FOR OLDER WOMEN…SO IT'S OBVIOUS IT'S MADE FOR YOUNG WOMEN! I LOVE THE LINE!
Ummm…Is it just me or are those BRUISES on her legs?!! She's gonna have to be careful rolling around on the beach and playing in the rocks…..Spenc might have to slap a ho if she "damages" his investment….hahaha, "damage" like Speidi hasn't done enough!
id wear dos short shorts
She is such a joke….i mean really
Are those bruises on her leg and ankle?
I work at anchor blue and I dont think the clothes are that bad.
I like some of the dressses.
ewww
heidi is so fakee
what a hoee
I don't get what she is thinking wearing that to her new line's launch when she's got two huge bruises on her legs. Her line is crap just like Laurens. But really only whitney has real sense of style on that show, Spencer's sister comes in second and maybe justin bobby in 3rd. I really wouldn't look at the rest.
Love love love the fug girls. Perez.. they are NOT guinea pigs! Their blog is great… www.gofugyourself.com
whats with the orange uneven spotty self tanning legs….omg get it right and even whats up with these orange girls…buy clarins self tanning it the best and most natural………….gag…heid ho i can not stand her…..d-list
her extensions look like shit, as well as her so called 'fashion' line.
sorry heidi.
'd like to tongue fuck her sweet asshole.
heidi is a stupid bitch! how you people let her have that shitty clothes line?
I watch the hills, im from england and we are behind u guys in america. i dnt really care about the feud but laurens line is much better than heidis.(lauren being at fidm is helpful as it is an amazing fashion school)I also cant honesly believe she designs these clothes, i like heidi but its that bf of hers and her fake friends that corrupt her. like when she went bak to her parents and was way from spencer (??) she seemed like i dunno normal!!! like her real self!
Everythimg form her line is to whoreish!!! All of it is ugly just like her and her nasty ass boyfriend!!!
does she have a belly button?
Hey Bella,
Fuck off you evil bitch… I don't even watch the show…so i have no idea about this woman… the clothes are actually nice… and I'm probably skinner than you and have a better fashion sense.. You are a snobby bitch, and yeah I would pay 5, but I prefer to not pay anything to go a club…. i really think you need to pull that pole out of your ass..before you get pole cancer
leaver her alone i love heidi and i like her line.
she's gross. she's like a piece of plastic .
ew.
haha i couldnt belive this.hope no one buys her nasty clothes and anchor blue stops selling them.
I'm not impressed
Kristal L. Rosebrook
Why is her fashion getting so bad? She is starting to look so tranny!