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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

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Posted: April 18, 2008 at 9:30 am

549 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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aaa says – reply to this

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a new mommy and daddy
Jasmine says – reply to this

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an island, so she could be safe from crazy papparazzi
Lady M says – reply to this

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A public cage so the world can see her and not just hide her in the cage in the basement.
chickie says – reply to this

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normal parents
Grace says – reply to this

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A birthday card with fake money in it hahaaaa
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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non sientology parents!
n4ts says – reply to this

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Nothing…. im sure her parents can afford anything she'll need. good luck to them. Beautiful baby too!
tamara says – reply to this

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absolutely new parents!
Frank Smithers says – reply to this

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How about something resembling — even remotely — a quasi-conventional, rather than distorted, upbringing.
JR says – reply to this

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NEW BATTERIES FOR SURI
lilly says – reply to this

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a life without Scientology!
Michiel says – reply to this

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new parents!!!!
Iraida says – reply to this

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Some lip injections
steph says – reply to this

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a ladder and a map
kelkel326@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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ONE DAY IN A NORMAL HOUSE WITH OTHER LITTLE NORMAL KIDS & NO PAPS. AND ONLY THE EXTRA SPECIAL TREATMENT MY DAUGHTER GETS.
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and truth be told she isn't cute. Not to be mean but my daughter is beautiful and god love him my hubby is no Tom Cruise & I'm not Katie. I'm more of a Megan Ryan circa 1990—ugh poor Me !
AznPersuasion says – reply to this

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Re: The ability to see PAST scientology…ok, fine, a barbie. –

she looks a bit Asian??? what is that supposed to mean? it sure sounded rude.
muffin says – reply to this

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An exorsism
db says – reply to this

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A new space beamer so she can visit EL Ron whenever she wants to
stayathomemom says – reply to this

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Xenu.
Terri says – reply to this

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a new space ship…
Sunny says – reply to this

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A father who is not insane
Chad says – reply to this

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FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bri says – reply to this

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new parents
GnomeQueen says – reply to this

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A sippy cup….so she could be weaned off that damn bottle…she 2 for Christ's Sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily says – reply to this

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New parents.
A normal life.
em says – reply to this

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emancipation from TommyGirl.
miley's tampon says – reply to this

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..an escape plan
Ryan says – reply to this

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A koran…
Courtney says – reply to this

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An escape route and new identities for her and Katie from Tom.
Patty says – reply to this

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TV and candy , things she has never heard of
GnomeQueen says – reply to this

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A sippy cup! So she can be weaned off that damn bottle! She's 2!
Alana says – reply to this

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A new dad.
Shellz says – reply to this

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I would give her new parents!!
THE Bitch says – reply to this

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Re: aussies rule – The gift of Christianity???? OMG I almost lost my breakfast. Too funny. How about the gift of letting your children choose to believe whatever the hell they want?
G says – reply to this

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Give her a bath to wash off all the alien juice…i just hope her first words aren't, "i heart scientology"
Jasmin says – reply to this

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the opportunity to get away from her CRAZY father.
Char says – reply to this

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A spaceship. I bet she could fly the shit out of that thing.
sonia says – reply to this

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freedom!
Jay says – reply to this

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All the happiness in the world. She is lovely.
Linda says – reply to this

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Her real daddy!
laura says – reply to this

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new parents!!!!!!!
beebeefox says – reply to this

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i agree on the sippy cup situation. whats with the bottle at 2 yrs old? my son used a cup at 6 mths!
Fallon says – reply to this

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A new Dad, or at least the power to make him quit with his Scientology crap.
Mandi says – reply to this

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NEW PARENTS!
bella says – reply to this

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a free-from-botox dad!
Argento says – reply to this

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A cyanide pill.
ANGIE says – reply to this

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a new dad…
b.sentient says – reply to this

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a Get Out of Jail Free card and a plane ticket to ANYWHERE else but with her 2 'caretakers'…
Lukeybaby says – reply to this

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A NORMAL UPBRINGING
cuchicuchiruru says – reply to this

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I would give her abbility to speak, so she could she could say how gratefull she is for having such a wonderfull family, beloved parents and a wealthy life
b.sentient says – reply to this

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Re: Ryan –
Hahahahaha…yeah! That'll help!
brittany says – reply to this

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Some fresh air that's actually out of my home and some new parents who aren't natural freaks
becky says – reply to this

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something like a "witness protection program" for her and her mother, so they could start over in another place on this earth, scientology free for sure!
Caitlin says – reply to this

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Her REAL father - Chris Klein!!
Riley says – reply to this

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Federal Protection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
katie says – reply to this

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a bottle of rat poison and tom's favorite plate of food..
elias says – reply to this

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FFRRRREEEDDDOOOOMMMMM!
brittany says – reply to this

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TEETH!!!
mrs.phoenix says – reply to this

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… a photo of her real dad Ron L. Hubbard.
laila says – reply to this

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A NEW DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
KING OF MEAN says – reply to this

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I would give her: a ride on a spaceship back to her home on Mars.
KING OF MEAN says – reply to this

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Implants.
Kelly says – reply to this

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Psychiatric help for her father!
Steve says – reply to this

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Freedom of opression from inter-galactic rule.

I'd even tie it with a silver ribbon.
JD says – reply to this

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FREEDOM!!!
Vida says – reply to this

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The promise of her parents to keep her out of the public eye; her dad to give up half of his money for the research of psychology, and the other half to help HIV-AIDS survivers; for her mother to get a normal job, and her dad to become a Krishna workshiper.
Steve says – reply to this

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Gwen Stefani
Lucius Vorenus says – reply to this

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I woould give her a NORMAL father. That's what the girl needs.
ashlea says – reply to this

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A less crazy family.
sara says – reply to this

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A closed adoption.
rebecca says – reply to this

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a new dad! OH, that's right Tom's not her dad, L RON HUBBARD is!!! Scientology lives on forever! DAMN!!!
calina says – reply to this

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a set of new parents…
iscoIgor says – reply to this

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I would give her back to Aliens…she would be happier…
Tyler says – reply to this

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A straight dad
haha says – reply to this

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A .45 hollowpoint
SURI NEEDS A NEW DAD says – reply to this

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I WOULD GIVE HER A DNA TEST ………..CAUSE WE ALL NO TOMS NOT HEW DAD ,THEY LOK NOTHING ALIKE AND TOM AND NICOLE COULDNT CONCIVE HELLOOO NICOLE IS PREGO SO IT WASNT HER WITH THE PROBLEMS ,IT HAS TO BE TOM
Meiko says – reply to this

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A new Scientology playset!!
kjdkfjk says – reply to this

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Critical thinking skills! — something that Scientologists never learn to do. May Suri know at a young age what bull crap $cientology is, and just blow.
Galician like you says – reply to this

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a new father!
Aimee in KC says – reply to this

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Witness Protection!
v76 says – reply to this

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a (step) 'father' who's honest about his sexuality.
Brady says – reply to this

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A play date w/ her Daddy Chris Klein
Eric says – reply to this

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A get out scientology free card.
Rick says – reply to this

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A non-scientologist parent.
jordyn elle says – reply to this

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does she have fetal alcohol syndrome?
Your Mom says – reply to this

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NEW PARENTS!!!! FOR SHIZZLE! Maybe a new Dad at least.
Bernice says – reply to this

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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be

freedom.
Me says – reply to this

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A Baptism.
rockstarrr says – reply to this

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a place in the jolie-pitt household
Lampwatcher says – reply to this

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Sorry how about a facelift, looks too much like the old man
BRITNEY THE QUEEN OF POP says – reply to this

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IT WOULD BE A DILDO , SORRY BUT I THINK HER PARENTS ARE SO CRAZY THAT THEY REALLY CAN OFFER HER A DILDO AND EVEN SHOW HER HOW TO USE IT …
slow_grow says – reply to this

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a new normal/better/cooler,younger/prettier poppa
parismn says – reply to this

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A new mom and dad. Or a birthday cake with a chisle inside so she can get the hell out of the prison she lives in.
Isabelle says – reply to this

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A new dad !
Steve says – reply to this

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A big hug. Oh, and new parents.
Norway says – reply to this

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Simple! LOVE
CULT BUSTER says – reply to this

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I WOULD HIRE A CULT DEBRAINWASHING EXPERT AND LOCK HER ARENTS IN WITH THEM TIL THEY CAME TO THEIR FUCKING SENSES! SHE'S A GORGEOUS BABY, AND IT IS BEYOND SAD THAT SHE WILL GROW UP INSIDE SUCH A SICK ORGANIZATION!!!
tatum says – reply to this

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FREEDOM
Lauren says – reply to this

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I'd give her a new mommy and daddy that weren't crazy ass lunatics. Happy Birthday little spawn!
Dee says – reply to this

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A spot in the witness protection/relocation program for her and her Mommy.

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