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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

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Posted: April 18, 2008 at 9:30 am

549 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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tiffany says – reply to this

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New parents
Allie says – reply to this

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A sane father and a mother who has the self respect and balls to leave him and not turn her daughter in a cautionary tale..
Paige says – reply to this

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a copy of "Darwin's Theory on the Origin of Man" XD
FREE SURI & KATIE says – reply to this

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OK, FREE TOM TOO…SCIENTOLOGY IS SICK SICK SICK, SO I WOULD LOCK THEM UP SOMEWHERE WITH AN EXPERT IN DE-PROGRAMMING CULT MEMBERS. SURI IS BEAUTIFULA AND SHE DESERVES A LIFE OF FREEDOM. ANY CHILD RAISED INSIDE A CULT DESERVES TO BE FREE. SERIOUSLY, I PRAY FOR ALL THE SCIENTOLO-KIDS!!! MY EX-BOYFRIEND WENT TO A SCIENTOLOGY HIGH SCHOOL AND IT FUCKED HIM UP FOR LIFE!!! EVEN IF KATIE WANTED TO LEAVE, TOM WOULD STEAL SURI LIKE HE DID WITH CONOR AND ISABELLA.
cj says – reply to this

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A TRIP BACK TO THE VOLCANO!
Obama Bin Laden says – reply to this

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A Torah!!!
ALexandra says – reply to this

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a new DAD!!!!
karen says – reply to this

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a normal life!
Sara says – reply to this

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Foster Care
sassymother says – reply to this

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A NEW PAIR OF EYES….HERS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE LOOKING DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS! LOL!
dramaqueen82 says – reply to this

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Definitely…NEW PARENTS!
Stina says – reply to this

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get out of Scientology card..
Sandy says – reply to this

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freedom!
Friend says – reply to this

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I would help her escape from the cult and give her a real childhood.
NoElleNo says – reply to this

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EMANCIPATION!!!!!
Katy says – reply to this

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A paternity test!
topy says – reply to this

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a holy bible and a fast car, so Katie and suri can run away as fast as they can from thay fucking, crazy tom
holly olly olly says – reply to this

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freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom haha love it how so many peeps r on the same wavelength!
p says – reply to this

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A one way ticket out of crazyville.
NICO says – reply to this

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a new life outside of scientology and the media.
poor thing.
She'll be at 'PROMISES' by age 12.
She'll probably end up beint the new Drew Barrymore.
mizzle says – reply to this

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normal parents
Louisa says – reply to this

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i would give her a gift certificate for a psychiatric evaluation when she hits 12!
kara says – reply to this

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You are hilar! I love that everyone is saying that Suri needs a spaceship. She will be the cutest little space girl we will ever see.
haley says – reply to this

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a day out!
tjal says – reply to this

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a new nose
kit says – reply to this

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An enlightened mother with guts necessary to raise her in the faith she was raised in.
MichelleMyBelle says – reply to this

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I'd give her the gift of……..REALLY REALLY thick skin!!! I truly feel for the poor thing…. Can you imagine being 2 and already your life is ridiculed by millions of people that you don't even know…… Life is hard enough just being a normal person for me…. How bout' you????
Mindy says – reply to this

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What no make up????
Laura says – reply to this

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Normal parents..!!!
BluEydGrli says – reply to this

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A double-scoop chocolate ice cream cone so she could be a regular little girl and be messy for once in her life. I mean, come-on! She has a scientolo-ass for a dad, let her be a kid!!!
jan says – reply to this

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New parents
Michelle says – reply to this

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a New Father or Freedom , what else do you give a two year old that is in a cult?
Kaye says – reply to this

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A PATERNITY TEST!!!!!!!!
lalaland says – reply to this

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A set of adoption papers…
D. says – reply to this

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New Dad… SAVE POOR KATIE!!!!
daniel says – reply to this

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a nice normal dad
matt says – reply to this

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A get out of jail free pass!
123 says – reply to this

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FREEDOM!! SUNSHINE!! AIR!!!
Pegomyhart says – reply to this

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Find a way to leave Scientology when you're older
dishy says – reply to this

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eyelids
Aaron says – reply to this

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A Cross to get rid of the demon that keeps her from acting like a NORMAL 2 YEAR OLD!!!
Daisha Loves Perez says – reply to this

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The Bible
devilgirl says – reply to this

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Freedom and a name change. As long as she doesn't name herself after a fruit.
Lish says – reply to this

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An xenu doll…….lol and a pair of alien antennas so she could wear them!
Nevia says – reply to this

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Lol..freedommmm to life
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Her freedom from the thetans, clears, and closet-queers in the Scien-fuckedup-tology cult.
Christie says – reply to this

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a hairstyle that doent make it look like shes wearing a wig =)

and why does she always look cross eyed in the pics?
Ullis says – reply to this

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I'd give her a BIG BIG BIG HUG!!!
Nick says – reply to this

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Corrective eye surgery for that squint
jackie says – reply to this

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an interview with Perez (without Tom or Katie present!)
ali says – reply to this

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a new dad
Enano says – reply to this

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an UFO
Beckie says – reply to this

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A theropist. Shes going to need it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE SPACE ALIEN! says – reply to this

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A "big-girl" cup because she's probably STILL using a bottle!
smorf says – reply to this

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a metal file so she can break free from her cell
jacksonville says – reply to this

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a space ship, so she could return to her planet
NY says – reply to this

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CUTE LITTLE GIRL. SO CUTE
cavy says – reply to this

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…a ride on mommy's and daddy's spaceship
Danna says – reply to this

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deffenatly new parents!!
Countess Tatiana says – reply to this

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A little bitty pink princess-style couch to jump on. OMG, has anyone else noticed how much she looks like her real Daddy, Chris Klein, in this photo? I've always thought that Chris resembles Keanu Reeves alot, and he is of Asian/Hawaiian extraction, hence the exotic features.
Casey says – reply to this

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Freedom from her whacked out, freaks of parents she has!
voguegirl says – reply to this

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A normal life…
flaca says – reply to this

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a bible and a rosary….yeeeeeaaaaaaaa boooooooooooooy
crys says – reply to this

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A NEW MOMMY AND DADDY!!!! she's too cute for them…. she's a star of her own and needs more camera time..lol..
laura says – reply to this

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to grow up COMPLETELY NORMAL
and a sucker
allison says – reply to this

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actual milk instead of that corn syrup concoction
I'll be her nanny says – reply to this

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Me as her nanny
Tara says – reply to this

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I would give her a pink vibrator to stick in her dad's ass.(When dad is happy, everyone is happy)
Xenu says – reply to this

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teefs!
dAcB says – reply to this

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Stop being Rosemary´s baby (666). (satire)
Line says – reply to this

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…. a new, sane dad?
RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this

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MY PRESENT WOULD BE TO REUNITE HER WITH HER REAL FATHER…CHRIS KLINE !!! TOM CRUISE IS AN IMPOTANT PIG WHOSE ONLY SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE BUTT. SURI… AND KATIE FOR THAT MATTER… DESERVE A REAL MAN LIKE CHRIS !!!!!
heather says – reply to this

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emancipation!
andrea says – reply to this

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A strong mom, who believes in herself.
kittychats says – reply to this

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A New Religion?
judi from canada says – reply to this

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a chance for a normal life!!!!!!!!!!!
che says – reply to this

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a new dad
Tamara says – reply to this

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A sippy cup so she can get rid of the bottle of barley water
Tamara says – reply to this

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A sippy cup so she can get off of the baby bottle like a normal toddler…oh, and new parents.
Kara says – reply to this

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A new father and I'd restore her mother's ability to think for herself.
AshleyTig says – reply to this

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to rescue her from the cult
Kaylan says – reply to this

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Cruz beckham
iltuoincubo8677 says – reply to this

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An Exorcist…
mimi says – reply to this

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a gun
Lindsey says – reply to this

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a dad that won't brainwash her.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

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Nothing, she got more than i would have in my whole life.
SanD says – reply to this

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She is such a lovely little girl. 2 years already??? Wow!!!
maria says – reply to this

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a dildo so she can fgive it to her mom becasue his daddys is 2 used ups…
ally says – reply to this

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A ticket to the moon to get away from her nutzo father!
NonCYBOy says – reply to this

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The starring role in…
"DAMIENA: THE WOEFUL TALE OF A TRANNY DEVIL-CHILD,"
a Play in Three Acts
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
LeonA'$ GHO$T, yea, uh huh, back and BETTER THAN EVER, bitches, gotta admit! says – reply to this

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An appointment with Child Protective Services.
kel says – reply to this

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normal parents!
mallory says – reply to this

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a new less crazy ass father
statingtheobvious says – reply to this

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Her mommy's freedom!!
Tyra's GAY (GOT IT? GAY! G-A-Y!) cousin ARMANDO says – reply to this

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A Rottweiler.
Karen says – reply to this

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A sippy cup, what's with the baby bottles at her age?
dinosaur says – reply to this

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A hat made out of tin foil
H says – reply to this

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a sane set of parents
RUN AWAY DURI B4 YOUR BRAINWASHED TOO says – reply to this

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A NEW MOM AND DAD!!!!!! HER PARENTS GET ON MY LAST FUCKING NERVE!!!! KATIE IS LIKE A DAMN PUPPET BRAINWASHED BITCH!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TOMS DEAL IS I USED TO LIKE HIM IN HIS 90'S MOVIES BUT SINCE HE GOT ALL FUCKING RETARDED WITH THAT STUPID ASS SCIENTOLOGY CRAP HES GOES CRAZY!!!! POOR SURI!!!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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a one way ticket back to hungary to the orphanage they bought her from. That would be better than the hell prison she lives in now.

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