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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

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  1. Jada says – reply to this


    301

    Implants

  2. Grace says – reply to this


    302

    A book on how to remove yourself from a cult. She'll need it.

  3. nobull says – reply to this


    303

    Parents who aren't wack jobs.

  4. Michelle says – reply to this


    304

    I would give her new dna, just subtract her father's dna and maybe she will come out normal. Tom Cruise is no different than Micheal Jackson, they are two pea's in a pod. She is cute though, just adorable.

  5. PerezezDietGuru says – reply to this


    305

    A mommy who's not a doormat and a daddy's who's not a freak.

  6. IL (Earthquake) Chic says – reply to this


    306

    …a new daddy.

  7. sdmom says – reply to this


    307

    an escape hatch

  8. Vicki says – reply to this


    308

    AN ESCAPE ROUTE!

  9. natalie says – reply to this


    309

    someone please please save me and my Mommy from that freak Tom!!!

  10. Dutchdiana says – reply to this


    310

    that people will respect her parents !!! (and a day in 'de efteling')

  11. sil says – reply to this


    311

    Glasses!!!she is totally cross eyed

  12. mona says – reply to this


    312

    a bible

  13. dee says – reply to this


    313

    teeth

  14. Lc says – reply to this


    314

    Parents that know how to take the kid off of the bottle!

  15. deag says – reply to this


    315

    a gun to end her misery

  16. Neneh says – reply to this


    316

    A DNA test!

  17. Jessica says – reply to this


    317

    For all of you guys who are talking shit about a 2 year old girl can burn in hell you son of a bitches. And about the dildo remark you fucking pervert do not have children of your own, I would hate to see the things you would do or say to them.

  18. mrs pettigrew says – reply to this


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    I'd give her a nice little Episcopal or Presbyterian pre school, take away the barley milk and give her a glass of real milk with an oreo or two, and let her play with other little kids who aren't the spawn of nutjobs.

  19. kat says – reply to this


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    a NORMAL childhood away from all those crazieesss

  20. leslee says – reply to this


    320

    a Bible.

  21. netje says – reply to this


    321

    a normal life ?????????????

  22. joannnna says – reply to this


    322

    a veneers i.o.u

  23. pilip says – reply to this


    323

    the bible

  24. gork says – reply to this


    324

    some new parents and some store bought babyfood.

  25. yo yo yo says – reply to this


    325

    A SIPPY CUP.

  26. xenu says – reply to this


    326

    a one-way ticket out of crazy town

  27. marissa says – reply to this


    327

    a baptism!

  28. PETA says – reply to this


    328

    A major crackdown of scientology.

  29. BeBe says – reply to this


    329

    A new religion…..

  30. bumjiggle says – reply to this


    330

    an expensive therapist

  31. Mama says – reply to this


    331

    A fun, rough-n-tumble, get dirty day at a playground in old jeans and a tee-shirt. Let the child be a child!!

  32. jenisis says – reply to this


    332

    A free pass to the real world

  33. sam says – reply to this


    333

    free her from the cult

  34. acjr says – reply to this


    334

    Her actual father

  35. brittney b says – reply to this


    335

    New less robotic parents!!!!

  36. myko says – reply to this


    336

    to have the authorities remove her from the compound.

  37. miranda says – reply to this


    337

    id get her a pair of fucking glasses! little cross-eyed baby…

  38. Michelle says – reply to this


    338

    a new family.

  39. Natalia says – reply to this


    339

    A new dad! He's a controlling freak!

  40. Jdog says – reply to this


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    EMANCIPATION!!!

  41. nex mexico cooking on food network says – reply to this


    341

    hot cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Tara says – reply to this


    342

    A dad who was not a wacko and her mother a raging case of post partum.

  43. Paul Tarwater says – reply to this


    343

    My dick in her mothers ass!

  44. elisabeth says – reply to this


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    a sippie cup. that child is way too damn old to be drinking out of a bottle!

  45. cass says – reply to this


    345

    she doesnt really look like Tom Cruise…does she?!
    she looks just like katie tho!!!!
    I'd give her, her real dad!!!

  46. bianka says – reply to this


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    a paternity test to see who the real father is !!!!!!!!klein or tom?????????

  47. Such losers, these Cruisers says – reply to this


    347

    A T-shirt that says "My parents, L. Ron and Katie, are crazy. My surrogate dad, Tom, is ker-a-zeeeee."

  48. Eva says – reply to this


    348

    Floss??
    lol

  49. Jessiquita says – reply to this


    349

    a get out of jail free card!

  50. Mariel says – reply to this


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    new parents and a therapist

  51. hahajohnson says – reply to this


    351

    a child psychologist. she's gonna need it.

  52. kj says – reply to this


    352

    new parents.

  53. troof says – reply to this


    353

    deprogramming for tots

  54. SunShine says – reply to this


    354

    a new daddy

  55. HighCNote says – reply to this


    355

    free will

  56. J says – reply to this


    356

    an escape route.

  57. AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this


    357

    DEFINITELY new parents… and a new haircut!

  58. mollie says – reply to this


    358

    duh a new dad like everyone else said.

  59. Patrice says – reply to this


    359

    The truth about who ACTUALLY gave birth to her. Seriously.

  60. Miyuki says – reply to this


    360

    BETTER PARENTS!!! SERIOUSLY!

  61. K says – reply to this


    361

    A popup book on why Scientology is a cult.

  62. Unique says – reply to this


    362

    I'M GONNA HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYBODY AND GO WITH NEW PARENTS CAUSE HERS IS CRAZY!

  63. megs says – reply to this


    363

    New Parents!!!!

  64. Bette Noir says – reply to this


    364

    …a nice divorce for her mommy.

  65. Helen says – reply to this


    365

    A one-way ticket to anywhere but home

  66. Billvie Bicks says – reply to this


    366

    I'd tell her who her Real Daddy is!

  67. tori says – reply to this


    367

    NEW PARENTS!!

  68. monique (Canada) says – reply to this


    368

    …freedom

  69. Robin says – reply to this


    369

    She definately needs a dog bone to break in those baby teeth. She will soon be the bitchy diva her mom is……..

  70. nesss says – reply to this


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    a new home

  71. matt says – reply to this


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    a blood test to see who her real father is

  72. SG says – reply to this


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    Liberation from her creepy dad and robot mom. Run, Suri! Run!

  73. diyana says – reply to this


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    nu parents

  74. Dr.SuesGirl says – reply to this


    374

    nothing, the world is full of people in need and TomCats baby is not one of them

  75. general consensus says – reply to this


    375

    a new religion

  76. Angie says – reply to this


    376

    to take that bottle away!! She's two already I mean come on!

  77. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    is it just me or does anyone remeber that tom cruise was STERILE and how could he possibly father a child..i know she is katies's because she looks like her but WHO was the sperm donor..does any body remember tom being sterile way back when he was married to mimi rogers..she wanted children and he could not give one to her….. and that is why he and nicole divorced because she was pregant and it was not his

  78. annlis says – reply to this


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    a better daddy who HATES scientology and threats his wife much better

  79. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    is it just me or does anyone remeber that tom cruise was STERILE and how could he possibly father a child..i know she is katies's because she looks like her but WHO was the sperm donor..does any body remember tom being sterile way back when he was married to mimi rogers..she wanted children and he could not give one to her….. and that is why he and nicole divorced because she was pregant and it was not his STERILE TOM..STERILE TOM ……STERILE TOM…STERILE TOM……….WHO'S THE REAL DADDY..

  80. rene says – reply to this


    380

    a spaceship to visit the home land!

  81. Ulysses says – reply to this


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    FREEDOM!! A life without Scientology

  82. enigmas says – reply to this


    382

    NEW PARENTS

  83. Brian says – reply to this


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    New parents and a New Religion!!!

  84. Lauren says – reply to this


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    a cup to drink from….why the hell is she still carrying around a bottle at age 2?!

  85. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    is it just me or does anyone remeber that tom cruise was STERILE and how could he possibly father a child..i know she is katies's because she looks like her but WHO was the sperm donor..does any body remember tom being sterile way back when he was married to mimi rogers..she wanted children and he could not give one to her….. and that is why he and nicole divorced because she was pregant and it was not his STERILE TOM..STERILE..THIS WAS KNOWN BACK WHEN HE WAS VERY POPULAR..IT WAS IN ALL THE MAGAZINES STATING HE WAS STERILE…….I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN READING PEOPLE MAGAZINE SINCE THE 70S AND NOW ALL OF A SUUDEN HES NOT STERILE BULLSHIT SPERM DONOR……..STERILE TOM ……STERILE TOM…STERILE TOM……….WHO'S THE REAL DADDY..

  86. sarah says – reply to this


    386

    id probably give her a big empty box.

    or maybe a already sucked on loli pop. :)

  87. cruiseisnuts says – reply to this


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    A SANE Father!

  88. nicole says – reply to this


    388

    a kiss shes soo cuteeeeee

  89. Cult Free says – reply to this


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    A normal upbringing outside of a cult.

  90. squireman says – reply to this


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    a Delta force team to rescue her from Psycholand!

  91. Sydney says – reply to this


    391

    A ticket out of the country……far from crazy dad and brainwashed mom

  92. Alexis says – reply to this


    392

    Freedom from her satan worshiping father

  93. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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    F R E E D O M … from the … F R E A K S !!! So She could LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. JBIII says – reply to this


    394

    A toothbrush

  95. JP says – reply to this


    395

    If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be a shovel to dig an escape route

  96. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


    396

    Re: shopgirl – Yeah…I remember that. But I do know some things about Scientology and it might have been that that info was just for the press for spin, but the truth was that since Tom is high up in the church, that they had to approve of the 'vessel' for the spawn. Carefully planned situation…some people are forbidden to have children within the cult. It depends on what you are authorized to do. If you become PG, and it was not authorized, they want you to have an abortion, and will even rally your parents silently and not so much, to influence you in that direction–under the guise that it is not good for the church if XX has child. It is not in the plan - so to speak.

  97. SwiftMiss says – reply to this


    397

    A pet Alien.

  98. j.e.s. says – reply to this


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    the name of her real dad

  99. sophie says – reply to this


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    an emancipation

  100. Jean says – reply to this


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    privacy

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