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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 18, 2008 at 9:30 am
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Baby Blabber > Fill In The Blank
If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________. [Image via WENN.] Posted: April 18, 2008 at 9:30 am
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A new dad!!
the one thing she doesnt have…A bible. (biatch!!)
… a comb.
a set of new parents who took her out more often.
A lifetime supply of tin foil so she can protect herself from the evil lord xenu's space cruisers!
A better daddy!
I would give her a BIBLE!! maybe she could convert to a real religion
Freedom from Scientology (crazy effing "religion").
I feel sorry for this kid. She's going to have to be deprogrammed when she grows up.
If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be documents of emancipation and a box of crayons to fill them out with.
a lifetime supply of weed
a bible
a bible
NEW FUCKING PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would give little Suri's parents some much-needed brain surgery, and a new life away from the Cult of Scientology.
A change of parents!!!!
FREEDOM !!!!!
a new father
EMANCIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha how many of us thought of freedom?? hahahahahahahha
A new DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SET OF SEMI-NORMAL PARENTS
First, amnesia so she could forget everything about THE FREAKSHOW (a.k.a. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes) and the cult; second, new parents and new extended families (to replace Tom Cruise sisters, mom, etc and the Holmes's) and a BIBLE.
NEW PARENTS!!
A totally free of Scientology daddy and mommy…
Emancipation
a new daddy!!!
YOU DID IT AGAIN PEREZ, she is NOT 2yrs. old till TOMMARROW!
a one way ticket out of that house of crazy
YOU DID IT AGAIN PEREZ!, she is not 2yrs. old till TOMMARROW.
YOU DID IT AGAIN PEREZ! she doesn't turn 2yrs old till TOMMARROW.
A picture of her real daddy!
A picture of her biological daddy!
… a hug because she is the cutest, sweetest little thing!!
PS I bet "TomCat" are awesome parents. I bet little Suri just has to breathe and she gets a kiss on the cheek.
A BIBLE
A mother that knew two-year olds should not be using a baby bottle! Buy a damn sippie cup!
new religion!
a new parents to the little alien!!!
the box set of Alien
a new face, a new dad, a new mum…
a bible…
the remote control & a happy meal
a get out of jail free card. that poor baby.
to follow a new religion … or maybe to meet the Dalaih Lama
GTFO of $cientology.
A normal childhood.
FREEDOM !!!!!!!!!
douche
a well in her name
www.ryanswell.ca
a nose job
K, i mean shit yeah they are odd people, but as a mother i would hate for ppl to be saying my son needed a new mommy. Who are we to judge? we dont see the inside. i am sure her life is fine. if i could give her anything it would definitely be a NEW RELIGION!!!!
an exorcisism
a hair brush
Re: roo 2 u – how fucked up she is a baby!!!
the death of tom cruise.
it's not that mean really, she'll still get his money.
win win situation!
Anominity
The education that Scientology is a dangerous cult that drains people of money and the ability to make their own choices. Its a complete sham created by a douche science fiction writer that stated 'the best way to get rich is to start your own religion'. He was also friends with a satanist. Celebrities are treated gold class when they join Scientology so that they can spread the word (its Scientology's best marketing ploi) but the average person that joins is completley alienated and some forced to death/suicide. - Tom Cruise is a phuken idiot to try convince the world of this religion. - I mean come on…they believe aliens are attached to your body that landed here many years ago ? please.
A new set of parents
to get angelina and brad to adopt her since they love to do that so much
A "Xenu is my homeboy" t-shirt!
new mom and dad!
a Date with MAculay Culkin,
michael JACKSON AND
Aliza Shvart!
a picture of her REAL dad!
freedom from obnoxious papparazzi
A DNA test!
the episode where south park makes fun of her weird ass dad and his weird ass religion and then the news report where he's refusing to promote his movie becuase of it. so she'll know not to be like him. i like katie though. she needs to take her baby and run away from the alien, i mean tom. hehehe
freedom? a personality? u know the poor kid wont even be allowed to have that when she grows to the age to know any better
FREEDOM !
Christian parents
New parents and actually REAL kid clothes..what kid wears burberry?!?!
A new dad who is not an absolute fruit cake obsessed with some crazy religion!!
The Mothership
,….. neah just what a normal 2 year old girl wants, toys, pluchees, freedom and "normal" friends!
A brain for her mom and a mirror for her dad…
A self-help book titled "How to escape the CoS torture chambers".
a paternity test!!!
a normal father
I would give BABY SURI the cartoon how-to- illustrated version of " PATRICIDE MERCY KILLINGS" written by the Lyle and Erik Menendez. FREE SURI NOW! (Just joking, of course…… must be a better how to book—- those freak ass bozos got caught!)
an alien…i think her dad wud aprove
ADVIL:)
A father who's much better & less weird. & a mom how could stand up for herself..omg! how could she ever marrie that guy!:S
child protective services
a new identity so daddy can't find her.
get out of jail free for life card
a spaceship.
new parents and a new religion
teeth
Yah, we all agree on this, pretty much: New parents & riddance to the bottle!
I remember reading a blurb in People (?) about Katie being pregnant with Chris' child, just mere months before Tom gave her the ol' audition test.
HAH! Tom, we know ALL about it!
a new set of parents. she's a beautiful child…poor thing.
an un-crazy dad
Eye Surgery…and a nose job! sorry
I would give her a new dad coz hes a freak
Parents! I think the two she has have left the building, so to speak. Poor baby!
A deprogrammer!
A new dad…!!!!
4 words:
stay away from scientology
a new dad who's a lil bit more normal than tom cruise is
sipping cup
a new haircut
A BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A black dick
teeth