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If I could give Suri Cruise, who turns 2 today, a birthday present, it would be _________.

[Image via WENN.]

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  1. Jenny says – reply to this


    501

    Re: roo 2 u – YOU ASSHOLE IM GONNA LOCATE YOU AND RIP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

  2. Maria says – reply to this


    502

    A normal childhood….A new religeon,That makes sense…….

  3. Pamela says – reply to this


    503

    A norma dad!

  4. anonymous says – reply to this


    504

    ESCAPE FROM SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IT'S GOING TO RUIN HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Rachel says – reply to this


    505

    …the ability to appreciate the wonderful life she has- and the ability to stay as beautiful her whole life as she is now!!!

  6. caroline says – reply to this


    506

    a REAL cup, because its tiMe to get rid of the stupid bottle shes always carrying around.

  7. baker says – reply to this


    507

    FREEDOM

  8. kate says – reply to this


    508

    a new dad

  9. Lisa says – reply to this


    509

    Jesus

  10. mimi says – reply to this


    510

    to get her out of that so called religion her parents have
    trapped her into…

  11. Jewels says – reply to this


    511

    a Pink UFO

  12. kater says – reply to this


    512

    a new daddy

  13. sugarbeet says – reply to this


    513

    A new daddy…who isn't so crazy!

  14. Jill says – reply to this


    514

    "How not to be a scientologist, for dummies."

  15. LOLO says – reply to this


    515

    she should be given a chance to know who her REAL daddy is

  16. K says – reply to this


    516

    ….Chris Klein, her real daddy! I'll believe that's Tom's baby when they make another one that looks just like her!

  17. drea says – reply to this


    517

    a cross.

  18. blonde1_89 says – reply to this


    518

    An escape to a better life for her and her mother

  19. elisha says – reply to this


    519

    surgery to fix her eyes.

  20. stiv76 says – reply to this


    520

    the wizard of oz

  21. JEnnifer says – reply to this


    521

    A ticket back to mars, so she can go back and live with her REAL alien look-a-like family

  22. K says – reply to this


    522

    religious asylum

  23. ll says – reply to this


    523

    new dad

  24. GARY MANGI says – reply to this


    524

    I'D GIVE HER SOME NEW BATTERIES, OH MY GOD SHE DOSENT'T HAVE ANY BATTERES, SHE MOVES AND IS TALKING WITHOUT BATTERIENS, (TAKEN FROM CHILDS PLAY)

  25. amber smith says – reply to this


    525

    paternity test. tom can't concive because he's sterile

  26. leila says – reply to this


    526

    …the freedom to choose when I am old enough to understand, and still be loved by both my parents regardless of my choice.

  27. beneheidi says – reply to this


    527

    a new face

  28. meggles says – reply to this


    528

    VITAMINS!!! You know NOTHING about psychology!

  29. curdin says – reply to this


    529

    Toms testicles in a purple suede bag

  30. Alex says – reply to this


    530

    new batteries

  31. tomcruiseisaweirdo says – reply to this


    531

    a mumwho had a back bone and a dad who wasnt a total nut job with short man syndrome!!!

  32. DKK says – reply to this


    532

    New Parents!

  33. Brendan says – reply to this


    533

    A dad that doesnt believe in XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  34. Stephanie says – reply to this


    534

    A CROSS!
    lets hope she doesn't get into this scientology crap

  35. Vampyr?Yes. says – reply to this


    535

    …a haircut!

    c'est obvious! her tresses are in definite need of a sprousing. She's so adorable though, hate to see her living with such crazies.

  36. Kleinometer says – reply to this


    536

    heh heh.

    I'd let her meet her real daddy.

  37. booju mooju says – reply to this


    537

    A health check. Barley juice is not what grows strong infants.

    If her mother, born premature and weighing 4lb was fed barley juice when she was born, she would have died. Why in the hell does a person go against all medical evidence … because they married Tom f*cking Mapother IV????? Why is it now that David Miscaviage and Tommy girl are authorities on human biology as well as its psyche?

    Suri did not get a good start in life. She is destined to become a loser.

    It's just terribly sad that her parents are weak willed enough to fall for cultish bullshit anyway.

  38. ale! says – reply to this


    538

    a new dad!

  39. maddie says – reply to this


    539

    ummm a cookie

  40. HAHA says – reply to this


    540

    NEW PARENTS-STILL RICH JUST NEW

  41. HAHA says – reply to this


    541

    KILL HER PARENTS

  42. darla says – reply to this


    542

    a chance

  43. maria says – reply to this


    543

    first thing on my mind,i had wanted to say like what the others did ,a new daddy who is not so scientology minded,her dad's a sciento-can!Instead,i'll give her the grant of never ending grants from me and thereafter,a grant of 100% no scientology shit in her life cos there are people living around!!! Many sciento-cans living out there are also influential if they(suri and sciento-can(s)) are friends,they influence each other(sciento-can to suri) and pooff!!! suri is a sciento-can so,i'll grant/give her 100% no scientology shit in her mind.

  44. jillian says – reply to this


    544

    Normal parents and a sippy cup. Enough with the bottles!

  45. Cheddarisbetter.org says – reply to this


    545

    A copy of this blog when she is old enough to read and understand that her dad is a "crazy closet creature" ,and her mom was paid "very well" to be a human "EasyBake Oven" for Tom's image burnishing.

    Someday Suri, you will know all. I pray for you

  46. casey says – reply to this


    546

    a silver plastic suit and aspaceship!!!

  47. aunty donna says – reply to this


    547

    a new father

  48. ashley says – reply to this


    548

    a normal daddy, that doesnt jump on peoples couches.

  49. GW says – reply to this


    549

    HUG

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