Our Hero
Filed under: Anglophilia > Cruz Beckham
Our favorite Beckham boy, superstar in training Cruz, gives the paparazzi a piece of his mind during mommy's birthday party yesterday.
This kid is amazing!
He breakdances AND is a cheeky little monkey!
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: April 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm




What is up with his head? And the eyes for that matter. He looks a bit alien-ish don't ya think?
That's horrible. Whoever taught him that needs to be slapped hard.
You're low class, idiot! IT'S SPELLED—–T-O-D-D-L-E-R..
Get your shit straight before you get on here posting dumb stuff!
Oh, and he's a cutie! Even though I wouldn't teach my daughter that…but she's not hounded by cameras everyday!
i can't believe some of you losers are hating on a child! he's gorgeous, shut up about his head and his attitude and get over yourselves. he's just scratching his nose the poor kid.
What is wrong with the kids eyes? He looks like he's the devil!!!!!!
he's amazing and such a talented child, at his age dancing alone in front of the huge crowds at the spice girls tour was unbelieveable. we loveee cruz in the UK the boys got skilzzzzz aha
He looks just like his mum, ahahha.
Not cute, not funny.
Not cute. I hope he grows into his head and his manners. And by the way if his parents want some privacy they should have partys somewhere besides the pink taco not incourage their small child to be rude and obnoxious!
he has a big freaking head!!
Children don't "know" how to do stuff like that, it is learned. Sad, not funny.
Oh dear Christ, he's starting to look just like his mom and nothing like his dad. Poor thing. That will be a full pig nose and squint eye in a few years.
That kid's head is huuuuge lol….
A big head and nothing in it - just like his father!
Give him candy for this shit, he does not take anything from the media
Rude obnoxious and ugly! Looks dee dee dee - right out of "Deliverance."
He has two older brothers. Children pick up things from other children. It doesn't mean his parents taught him to do that.
he will never date suri cruise with that potty finger
He will be in rehab before 6 …..
His parents should be soooo proud!
He is Damian for m the Omen …..
Classy Little Fellow!!!!
Poor kid. He's got that alien head just like his mommy Victoria.
even if he is doing intenionally doesn't necessarily mean his parents taught him!!!
i'm not encouraging it, but, little kids are exactly what they are, LITTLE KIDS!!
they just do things they see and barely know what any of it means…he could have seen that anywhere…give this child a damn break…SHEESH!!
His parents must be sooo proud!
How much are you getting paid to pimp the Beckhams? Ever since Vicky visited with you on her TV special, you've been suspiciously nice to them.
Re: CLAUDIA – you talk about low class claudia?….learn how to spell…it's toddler
dude, fuck you guys. The Beckhams are hardly low class. You guys are just pissed that Victoria is gorgeous, her husband is amazingly good looking and good at his sport, and a pinky of a Beckham would be worth more than your entire family put together.
Re: stayathomemom –
you're high-larious! ya, i agree 100%. hopefully it's either a doctored pic or just a bad shot.
but i kinda think it's intentional. in every other pic of him he's a little show-off, with a big grin on his face, just loving the attention. gross. he does think the world revolves around him, and it's getting obnoxious. at least there's not a booger hanging off his finger!!!!
Oh my god! He's a Gray in a toupé!!
wow, what a nice thing to teach a 3 year old……..classless fuckers
Just as classy as his parents. Ugh.
what are you kidding me you lot can aww how cute as much as you want be this kid needs a slap
See what happens when you let the nanny raise your kids.
No way!
The kid just signed a one way ticket to rehab or some intense counseling when he gets older!
Re: Andrea – Victoria Beckham gorgeous???? Maybe if she shrunk her fat head to fit her skeleton body.
If I was a celeberty I would teach all my kids to flip them the bird.
That's what happens when CHAVS breed…
Re: Yaki – Just like his mom's.
Someone's been watching Craig Ferguson… "cheeky monkey"??
OMG! That's a big freaking head!
SO CUTE!
Posh is such a great mom. I don't think Pink Taco is her taste of a birthday party venue but she wants to make kids happy and she puts kids before her. She chose Pink Taco to celebrate only because of her kids. She looks like that kind of gal who prefers white table cloth restaurant with waiters serving you.
well ugly
it WAS a lucky shot from the camera dude!
he was just tryin to pick his nose! LOL
he does look like Posh!
wow, you can really tell that this is the spawn of Posh. Look at the tox'd expression and eyes.
I am sorry to see a child that age act with such manners. If my child ever did that I would be completely embarrassed!
ahhhhh so cute i want him
He's touching his nose with that finger, probably getting ready to pick it, that was a lucky shot .
She is not 39, she is 34. Born in 1974
lol…this is probably one of those times that every parent goes through at some point….your kid hears you or someone else swear, give the finger, etc….and picks it up out of alllll the other things they've seen or heard and it embarasses the crap out of you in grocery stores and church.
hehe. he's cute. he's gonna be a pistol when he gets older.
lol love that kid.. also lol at all the uptight people commenting about the Beckham's having no class. That's like calling the Girls Next Door modest. The kid probably didnt even realize what he was doing, but aware of it or not it's funny, and he's so cute.
Great thing to teach your kid. Since when is a child swearing considered cute?!
and he has his mothers little piggy nose
What crummy parents.
aw que cute
that kids got a big head……..period
He wasn't flipping off the paps. It was just a simple case of a little three year old toddler scratching his nose. When you see a full view of the shot you can clearly tell he's not even paying attention to the paps. You people who actually think he was flying the bird are idiots. I don't even begin to understand people critizing Posh and Beck's parenting skills. At least they're still married and clearly spend plenty of time with their kids…unlike a certain American pop tart and the father of her children.
HE LOOKS LIKE A MINI ALIEN…I GUESS HE GETS HIS LOOKS FROM MAMA!
Nice work people - a harmless picture taken out of context - and you all hit on it like sharks to blood. The kid is THREE YEARS OLD - and you take out your adult hatreds on him. Your all fucking sick. Really sick. I defy anyone of you to post a pic of your kid online and post the image link - then I will tell you what an inbred little fuck he must be to have parents that would do such a thing. Perez - quit posting pics of kids - you KNOW this hate will happen - so I believe you are condoning it. Just cause you suck cock and cannot have kids doesn't mean you should put other's children up for the hate posts - assholes, everyone of you
LMAO!
KNOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT! DON'Y HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOM?
LMAO!
KNOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT! DON'T HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOM?
AWESOME!!
Lighten up people. There's something cute about kids that do things that they don't fully understand. I heard a 3 year old cuss once and it was so funny. They heard it somewhere and repeated it. Then their Mom yanked them up and scared the little kid into submission. When asked if he would ever say it again the kid replied with an innocent and wide eyed, "HELL NO MAMA"..and we all about died - SO FUNNY! Do you remember anything before you were 4 years old? Maybe a splotch here and there (the rest can probably be credited to watching home movies when you were older). RELAX! If he were older it wouldn't be as funny…but right now it's cute and too funny!
That is NOT cute that a little kid does that!
Also, HE is not cute…looks like an alien
haha aww! what a lil cutie! posh n becks taught him well
He's an UGLY little piggy is what he is. Their children are FUGLY!!!!
WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HIM, HE IS TO CUTE, WHAT HE DID IS VERY UGLY THOUGH.
awww c'mon he's just scratching his nose!
he's an innocent boy, don't expose him like that!
Anybody who is defending this behaviour or saying it's "cute" doesn't deserve to have children. It's children like this that are growing up and living off state money because they're so "rebellious." When these children grow up and get anti-social behaviour orders put against them and they have numerous children to different women and they're on benefits because work isn't worth their time, it's not so cute. This child may have lots of money, but that doesn't make you a good or classy person. The poorest families in the world can raise decent, moral children into good, hard-working adults with dignity.
And Andrea, honey, just because someone has money it doesn't automatically make them classy. The Beckham family may have a lot of money, but they come from ordinary British backgrounds. And if you think whoring yourself out to the media or having affairs behind a wife's back is classy, as well as teaching your child obscenities is sophisticated and classy, you have serious issues that I suggest you talk over with a psychiatrist.
Re: Amyboo – STFU - the pic is a random shot - the chances he intentially flipped the bird is laughable. OF course, a self-righteous cunt like you cannot see that and uses it as an opportunity to criticize other's parenting skills and take a shot at the Beckhams - who have done nothing to you. Bitch - I can smell the chlamydia from here.
that is one ugly kid
and seriously.. hes like 4 and flipping people off? i'd expect such upbringing from some trailer trash loser but not from the becks!!!
well, if the little cunt is doing that then he's only learned it of his low class slut of a talentless whore mother. fuckin ugly skank wouldnt know how to raise kids anyway with the army of nannies the slut has so she can strut around at events like shes famous…BWAHAHAHAHAAAA…SHE WAS ONLY A FUCKING SPICE SLUT, GET OVER YOURSELF SKANKY BITCH!!!!!!
Re: emily – I bet you pick on kids and call them ugly to make up for the fact that your daddy fucked you up the ass too many times. He would have let you blow him but he couldn't stand to look at you
Re: WTF? – Do note that I never had a go at you either. But again, as a fan of the Beckhams I'd expect nothing better from the likes of you. I've never even said the Beckham's were bad parents. Maybe you should learn to read properly before you jump in there and insult me to be honest. You're the sort that probably thinks the shooting of Rhys Jones was cute, or that all the London teenagers being shot by people their age every day is funny.
Re: Amyboo – I read your post. I am NOT a fan of the Beckhams. I am, in fact, indifferent to them, as they are to me. (To most of us, if not all) As far as you calling them bad parents - *****And if you think whoring yourself out to the media or having affairs behind a wife's back is classy, as well as teaching your child obscenities is sophisticated and classy, you have serious issues that I suggest you talk over with a psychiatrist. **** Your words sweetie - I think that implies a dig at their parenting. All of the hate posts here are disgusting - but just to shock the site I'll do something never done here - I apologize for attacking you. I am just sick of so much negativity caused by a single picture of an innocent kid. Does the boy KNOW what he is doing? I doubt that - it's us adults that attribute the connotation. Wht that gives a reason to insult a minor is beyond me. Quite frankly, Perez's site has become a magnet for hate and insults - he is getting quite wealthy exploiting this fact. Do I think the shooting of Rhys was cute? WTF - I don't think so. I haven't fallen to that level. Look for yourself at this site then tell me I'm wwrong about hate.
that has got to be photoshopped!
Let's hope he's mpt really flippin the finger, and I don't think it should be praised when a little boy does something like that
Amyboo, good grief woman! Who do you think you are telling people they shouldn't have kids if they think this is cute? Get a grip! Many people here are saying he didn't KNOW what he was doing. Maybe you shouldn't have children because of your self righteous attitude. I mean, really, a little kid is doing something innocent & now all of a sudden his is going to 'have numerous children with numerous women & live off the state?' Good lord, you need to get laid!!!!! Maybe you could pay YOUR psychiatrist because there probably is no one else in your uptight life to do the deed with ya! Bye bye sweetie!
This isn't cute. Actually, it's rather sad. I hope that when I'm 40, like Victoria, I'll have enough sense to teach my children politeness.
This kid has the same smug expression on his face as his mother
Posh gets her pr twats to PHONE THE PAPS WHENEVER SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE SO THAT SHE CAN POSE FOR THEM HAVE U EVER SEEN HER IN A NATURAL PHOTO??? her her husband and kids are SKANKS - no class, no manners, ignorant, arrogant, AND UGLY UGH - CANNOT STAND THEM
No..that is VERY deliberate, sure he doesn't know what that means but OBVIOUSLY his super classy parents taught him that thinking it would be 'cute'…funny how you jackasses are calling it 'cute' meanwhile if he had a cool-aid mustache and was sitting on britney's lap in the front seat of a car everyone would be up in arms and questioning where the hell child services were….I have NO respect for his parents now………..that is a DISGRACE, way to go you classy brit………
Re: Tori – It's an expression that says "People, you can say anything you like - but I got a ton of money and can buy anything I want. When I grow up I'm gonna buy your neighbourhood and evict y'all" Well, I suppose that's ONE possible interpretation of the expression.
Dina, are you serious???? You're right. An innocent hand gesture is the same thing as driving around with a child on your lap down an LA freeway. I mean, slamming your child's head through the windshield sure is the same thing as a child scratching his nose. Is dat how you dum do it down there in Louisiana? IDIOT!
Re: dina – And the hate hate hate continues. I bet you pounded real hard on the keys too when you typed it - sitting in your double-wide with a half-eaten donut next to your soda. Once more, another expert that can tell everything about the Bex from a single picture. I think you ate too many paint chips as a child. You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.
thats so cute!!!
IS THIS ANOTHER L. RON HUBBARD BABY??
Re: WTF? – I apologize too, I realise my post was completely over the top, but I'm from the UK (I don't know about you, so, that's why I'm pointing it out) but here, I think the violence between young people- I'm eighteen, but I'm talking people as young as ten and eleven- is absolutely shocking, so seeing a picture like this, of a child that could influence others, annoyed me. I should have explained this instead of going on a rant. I'm sorry if it seemed like I was really singling out the Beckham family also, as it was supposed to be more general.
Re: Get a Life! – I know I've just replied to WTF, but, again, I know my comment was really unnecessary, but I think yours is too. I did completely overreact, but I think there's really no need to insult me to that extent- I haven't personally attacked you.
This is not cute child behavior! His parents should be ashamed of their son. This is wrong parental guidance. The parents should be ashamed of themselves for letting their son act like this!
Thats funny!!! HE REMINDS ME OF STEWY FROM FAMILY GUY
Re: FluffyPrincess –
thanks 4 pointing out her age! its not even funny aging people perez!
and we giv people the finger here in the uk all the time! and sumtimes 2 fingers! like the peace sign backwards- cuz of the backwrds meaning- F**k u basically!
Yeah Ha it's really cute. In print… but the Beckhams are creating a little monster. Just wit until he hits twelve: obnoxious, narcissistic AND full of pubescent testosterone storm.
Re: Amyboo – An interesting point you said - that this picture could influence others - I agree - but it's not the subject of the picture's fault (in this case Bex Jr) but the person who posted the pic in the first place - Perez - who KNOWS the hate that will ensue. Until people collectively stop the hate posts or somehow take Perez out of the mainstream, then this crap will continue. This site was fun once - Perez has lost his way. BTW - I'm in Canada but a Brit by birth - I have brothers there and know about the violence. I live accross the border from Detroit - 3 murders a day. Kids with guns. Nice place. Have some curry 'n' chips for me (followed by a Fry's Turkish Delight) ANd…..when you see hate posts - speak out - do something.
CAn you imagine Gwen's and Gavin's little Kingston doing that??
Nope… didn't think so. His parents have way too much class.
Omg, how rude! I thought Cruz was British? He's missing one finger in that "salute."
Amazing how much he looks like La Vicks in that picture! Scary!
Re: Jackie19 – Now THAT'S funny!
Re: WTF – I realise this is going to sound a bit stupid coming from me now, but I completely agree with you. I have thought some of the stuff coming on here recently has been harsh, and it was low of me to comment so nastily. As for speaking out, that's a great point, it'll do more good than being horrible about a little boy. I feel like such an idiot now.
Re: ashley – I agree with you all the way… that kind of stuff happens all the time. Why haven't we seen him do that before? Because he was apparently doing something else and just got caught unknowingly in a bad position.
Nice…………. You think that is cute. Yous trashy, of coarse you do.