Our Hero
Filed under: Anglophilia > Cruz Beckham
Our favorite Beckham boy, superstar in training Cruz, gives the paparazzi a piece of his mind during mommy's birthday party yesterday.
This kid is amazing!
He breakdances AND is a cheeky little monkey!
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: April 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm
thats horrible!
Sooooooo photoshopped!
have you blown up his head? it look whack
You are all sad wankers!
Barring a lucky shot — or some creative photoshopping, I have twins just his age and believe me they have NEVER seen nor would have any idea of what "the bird" means or how to do it. Doubtlessly, the Beckham boys have been indoctrinated into a much more random & high profile childhood than mine have, but that is obscene. (Hence the term, "obscene gesture.") Considering Brooklyn was walking red carpets at about Cruz's age wearing $250,000 kiddy versions of his father's bling watches — I would say that there is a real lack of parental judgement and control. Whoring your children out for the press isn't cute. It's child abuse.
Nice photoshopping Perez.
At that age I was at the "pass the f'n butter stage". I didn't know the flip, my mother didn't know the flip, she still doesn't know the flip. Lucky shot, I hope. But he looks pretty darn cocky with it. Hummm, if it's for real I find myself strangely and inexplicably on his side.
He's also UGLY AS F***!
awesome!
damn is it just me cos' looks like PINK !?!??!?! lol
HE LOOKS LIKE PINK !
Totally photoshopped!
Re: Lila – LAST WEEK PRINCESS?
Re: BeBe – Send us YOUR picture so we can compare!
DIRTY LIL PIG NOSE SHIT!!
NOW THIS IS A CLASSIC HAHAHAHA……
this kid is fucking amazing
GODDAYUM!! THAT IS ONE BIG MELON!!
This is not cute. He has a HUGE head.
By the look of his head shape he certainly inherited posh's alien genes… OR is it alcoholic fetus syndrome? (lol)
It's horrible and so sad that they would teach a little innocent boy to do such an ugly thing. He of course doesn't even know what it means. So sad.
THIS PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED SO BAD ITS RIDICULOUS!
i bet they added that whole freakin finger looks like he was scratchin his face
…..Lame
spoiled little shit……………………..
awwwww he has his mommy's nose! >_
Re: Amyboo –
Who died and made you God?
He looks like an alien.
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* He has 2 OLDER BROTHERS!!
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Yet more proof that money can't buy class!!
Kid looks like a fucking alien. He's going to be a major asshole someday… he already is a little one
that kid looks like an alien. seriously! look at how his head is shaped and his eyes!
so sorry about he has his mom's nose halls.
it's fugly.
oh please!!!
he's prolly just picking his nose or sumthin
he's 3 years old..toddlers dont kno wat class is
and stop blaming his parents
whaaaat? he should not know how to do that. bad parenting alarm! wooo-oo-oo-oo!
IM THE UGLIEST KID EVER!
This kid is going to be out of control when he is older. He is going to think that because his parents were famous and are rich that he's somehow superior and above the law. Abnoxious. There's a science to reading faces, and this little face says alot. Never even mind the abnox gesture.
Careful, Perez. Nowadays if you use the word monkey some people actually call you a racist.
Re: Chucky – Oh for goodness sake, that's over now, read my later posts.
What do you expect…
Haha, so anti-climactic when two "good looking" people get a fugly child. I'm laughing here.
Re: #242… I'll agree with you that Davey B is "good-looking', but Vicky B??? PLEASE! That woman looks as like she was hit with the ugly stick before as well as after her birth! She looks like a feral rat or at the very least some crazed ape-looking creature from Planet of the Apes… too bad she doesn't "volunteer" for college evolution classes, I'm sure there is alot professors could learn from her ape-piggy-appearance!
If he really is doing that, then WOW, talk about great parenting!
…Also, he definitely does look like an alien.
Ha! the only vicious brats on this website are the ones that post negative comments below mundane 'news' stories like this. He's a child, he's not sticking fingers up at anyone. None of you know anything about his upbringing so why all the know-all behaviour. Really, there's enough moron on here to fill an idiot's convention. Grow up!
This isn't….. nor will it ever be….. funny. Don't pull innocent little kids down to your level, Perez.
hmmm..i thought he really meant what he did! hahaha maybe he was to pissed off to the photogs..really grew up fast,eh? lol
looks too much like his mom…too bad
ahahaha! they have taught him well.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to have a kid, but it takes responsible people to be good parents…this says a lot. Just wait till this kid is a teenager (and likely the rest of the brood too if this is any indication). They will surely be part of the the next generation of side-show losers with money that we'll read about in the press.
Re: che – #63…..HEY IS THAT YOU POSH DEFENDING YOUR KID>>>>>LOL LOL ROFL…IF IT IS, YOUR KID IS UGLY, YO!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT HEAD……MAN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HARD TO PUSH OUT, HOWEVER SEEING AS YOU ARE LOSE IT PROBS WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER…..DAYMN WHAT AN UGLY KID
My kids are being hellspawn today. Can I trade one for a Beckham kid? LOL
This kid is a product of TRASH and look…he is trash, too. What a shame.
Welll-uh, he can do that NOW, but he'll go to the Boy's Club when he flips one to the judge. Better raise your kiddies right, Posh and Becks. You have no class, and your $$ is not making you happy, as well. Sad.
And another thing . . . he needs a spanking on the rear.
Oh how darling a future spoiled brat, drug addict!!
That brat is out of control! He needs a good spanking. How old is he again?
wow posh spice and david most be so proud of their little boy giving the finger.Who taught him that?Its disgraceful!!
Perez, you're not British so stop using phrases like "Cheeky Monkey"
why ppl keep saying while they are literally not?
real classy. what a bunch of scumbags.
they need to blade his tail with lix, and then serve him tea afterwards. cheerio!
HE´S SPANISH
what a little asshole…those 2 need to spend less time trying to look hot which by the way isnt working for them and more time raising thier kids properly!!! A kid that age should even know what the finger means! What is the world coming to?
Might be time for the kid to give up his binkie. He was photographed last week sucking on it.
jesus i hope he doesn't look like that forever!! yuck!
it's funny, but it's not. i mean damn, he's only 3 years old! he shouldn't even know what the middle finger means! his parents obviously are not strict enough cuz if that doesn't deserve a spanking, i don't know what does!
That's ridiculous. IF that's not photo-shopped *looks pretty fake to me*, it's sooooooooo low class and WRONG to teach a toddler to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i ever saw a kid flash that at me in person, i'd either dropkick his ass over the ocean or duke it out with his criminally irresponsible gene donors!
che amore…è proprio vero…tale padre tale figlio…
Wow, maybe they really are aliens…That kid isn`t very cute,especially coming from Beckham.
I dont see anything wrong with him giving the finger or not to the paps….those fuckerz follow his family around like zombies constantly flashing lights into his little eyes……he's saying fuck all yall…….now shut up and quit complaining about how rude and obnoxious this is.
What disgusting parents this child must have to teach him obscenities.
hmmm not cute at alll
mama n papa has 2 show diis kid sum mannersz
stop saying showing a finger is amazing. avril does it all the time, can't be that amazing really.
that kid's so going to rehab when he's older.