Rehab Didn't Work
Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True
Forgetting Sarah Marshall underperformed at the U.S. box office this past weekend, but the film's star is making headlines…and not the good kind.
Staff at London celeb hangout Embassy want British funnyman Russell Brand banned from the establishment.
According to reports, Brand was a very naughty boy on Saturday. The Wino-haired actor was caught trying to have "sexual relations" in the club's bathroom with 3 different women (on two separate occasions) by workers that evening.
First, a cleaning woman found him in the staff restroom with two half-naked women.
Brand was given a warning but then when he thought the coast was clear he, "led another blonde to the toilets."
An insider at the London club said, "There is going to be a staff meeting today (Monday) to discuss what happened and to get Russell banned."
Brand was sent to rehab for 'sexual addiction'. Guess the treatment's not working!
Or, maybe it's another case of 'stars do the damndest things when there's a new movie to promote'.
[Image via WENN.]
I love Russell!
Russell has a lot of sex isn't exactly news. Its like reporting the Pope said a prayer today. He is a f******* amazingly talented comedian.
you're a fucking joke perez. Sarah Marshall didn't under perform at all. Oh that's right, you don't care about posting the truth you just make up shit as you go along.
maybe you should do some FUCKING RESEARCH before you hastily post "GOSSIP".
Russell has won shagger of the year twice, this news is hardly suprising. If you'd done your research you would have known this is the norm in the UK!
He's unique, and you Americans will soon see the amazing side of Russell, he's not just about sex! He's witty, inteligent and articulate.
He doesn't need to "look in a mirror", his hair is done like that purposefully.
I do wish he'd come to the UK.
Since when do men only have sex to promote a movie?
wow. another day, another 'Russell Brand is caught…' story.
I think women he HASN'T slept with are fast becoming a minority!
Love his stand-up though, very funny guy.
well at least he doesn't look like a hollywood prissy little bitch. Such as the Matt Damon and the Clooney.
Re: nicola –
Wow… You're a pretensious ass. What a comment to make,
Oh and he would never try to promote something like all the americans do! because he simply doesnt have to, his russell brand!
FYI fucktard… I've seen several hundred other english actors/actresses, writers, and of course your beloved footballers promoting movies, games, appearances etc… So how about YOU do a little research…
Also Russell's brand is obviously "homeless chic"
Next time keep your stupid comments about us Americans to yourself…
Sexy beaaaaaast! First time russy makes your page! so proud! xD
EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We LOVE Russell Brand….He is sooo HOT! Fair play to him and his shannigans…USA shouldlove him too!
Britain xxx
I guess he is a lot like his character in FSM. I LOVED FSM! It was extremely funny. I saw it in a packed movie theatre room with at least 50 people or more and everyone laughed throughout the whole movie. I want to buy it when it comes out on DVD. I think it underperformed because in the previews it seemed kinda dumb…but it is completely opposite.
THank u Perez!!!! How long have we been asking?????
I was ecstatic to see a russell brand post on here. I'm an American and I ADORE him. PPl from the states give him a chance. he's well adorable.
RUSSEL IS FUCKING AWESOME
that is all that needs to be said
he is hilarious, clever and there is just something about him
xD
OMG, I love Russell Brand. He is amazing….so funny (and so sexy)! He really is TOO sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurts
Auch Perez, get your facts right. Tut, tut, tut.
*Andy Dick giving Perez a saucy spanking*
Ah the hair, good to see it's as high and mighty as ever.
Don't diss the barnet. It's a legend in it's own right.
Russell just likes to cuddle…a lot…a whole lotta lot…in toilets…nothing wrong with that.
Keep on being funny Russ. I don't doubt you will.
How very dare your try and slander Russell!!! You know nothing about him obviously. This is not new behavior for Ol' Russ, so I know he didn't do it to promote anything. YOU SOUND LIKE AN ILL INFORMED IDIOT. The Sun says nothing about him being banned. DO SOME RESEARCH. And do not make a habit of this! Russell is lovely and deserves all kinds of praise for his recent successes after all his hardships.
Russell Brand is gorgeous in most every way possible.
He's a brilliant comedian! I love him lots. So what if he has sex? - OLD NEWS!
HES SEXY!!!!!!!!!!
i love russell brand so much!!! a bit odd, yes, but wonderfully funny and entertaining.
this man looks like a skeleton, on rogaine. who would ever fuck him? pathetic. he would have to be on drugs to think he deserves to reproduce…ew.
HAIR BY HAMILTON BEACH!
YAY, Go Russell i was waiting for him to come into your radar. Im ded proud.
YO PEREZ!
RUSSELL BRAND IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE PERSON!
Don't go talking smack about him because I bet you've never even heard of him before this silly movie. And to think of him as low as having it off with women to PROMOTE it says nothing of you're "journalism". That's basically all he does.
It's old news.
I usually love you but please don't tell people things you don't know.
Russell Brand is a legend. Give him credit for doing what he does best; being a performer. Not a sex-addict.
i loooooove russell. so hot.
Looks like he's smuggling a twat or few in his do' right now!
Viva la Sorrow Suckers!!
Go Russell!!
So, who in the world would have sex with that?
I would love to help Russell get through his addiction~~ what ever it takes love! Just call me ^.=
Who cares?!
His accent is so cute and he's kinda cute.
And he's really funny.
He can bone me anytime.
most of you don't have a clue who this man is. his bio was just named best of the yr. in the uk. he is smart, sharp witted, and from the reviews, a class A scene stealer. GOOD ON YOU RUSSELL, they'll all come around to you baby.
"the film's star is making headlines"
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Umm, he's not even the film's start you moron. Think, THEN speak.
I love you Russell.
RUSSELL BRAND IS AMAZING!
better that than back on the drugs!
SO SO funny
watch Ponderland on youtube and you'll see for yourself
so much talent
STAR or START………ASS . THINK THEN COMMENT WAD.
How classy, taking women into the can! What girl would have sex in a dirty British toilet, I don't care how "classy" the club is, people defacate in there. This sexual addiction thing is such bull shit, the guys just use it as an excuse to get out of trouble! What a pig.
He was not sent to rehab for sex addiction, he was in rehab for drug addiction. He doesn't do drugs anymore and says that sex is his only addiction now, he has no plans to give it up! No doubt he'll be mentioning it on his Podcast.
Re: T.rex –
Lol, if anything Jack Sparrow would have to have been based on him, not the other way round. I remember watching him on TV a couple of years before he got famous and before POTC was released. His clothes have changed but everything else is the same. Anyway the hair and the accent are the only things they have in common as far as I can tell; that hardly constitutes someone's persona.
When asked "Is the US ready for you?" Russell aswered this;
"George Bernard Shaw once said: ‘The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.’ Regardless of whether or not America is ready, it’s going to happen and they ought to accept it."
lol
I love this man way to much
Re: T.rex –
I think you'll find that Russ had his act before the creation of Capt. Jack Sparrow
Russell is amazing!
This news is old and boring and more than likely to be false anyway.
Inside of you for number 1!
Do you even know who Russell Brand is Perez? He doesn't do fake-promoting shiz.
We leave that to your crappy hills and laguna beach stars. Russell's a true brit!
Re: Hyde –
i think they mean its ok for someone to love having sex, not specifically "loving sex", though russell brand is a little wierd and i remember once saying he can look at any one and get totally involved in wonder about them look at them and think he's fallen in love with them, and wants to know what its like to have sex with them… so he goes ahead and tries to find out……:) (=sex addict), thats my 2 cents…….
Russell made it on perezhilton!
CITING!
I LOVE RUSSELL BRAND!
I've been a HUGE fan of Russell
for close to 2 years and being
one of the few American's to know
who he is it sure is exciting to see
him start to be know over here!
Perez, do your research! You are
a supposed Anglophile, well….
if that were true you would LOVE
RUSSELL. He could definitely wipe
the floor verbal with anyone! Check
out his weekly podcast on itunes!
It' is F-ing ACE!
Long live Russell!
Long live the Revolution!
PIN PIN!
OH MY GOSH
you all probably don't know this but he is SO RIDICULOUSLY POPULAR in england! he's so funny and such a legend!
Russell Brand is genius.
this guy is HILARIOUS!!!
he looks like a hairy salma hayek
Re: nicola – AMEN!
If the rest of the American females can't see it, then that's just fine~MORE RUSS FOR ME, IDIOTS!
Do a bit of research and maybe even read his autobiography, Perez~you may find he is very interesting, talented, sexy, and INTELLIGENT. THAT is the major difference between Russell and the usual Hollywood trash you write about.
WTF!!!!! is everybody in England drug addicts????? Nice example….not that us Americans are perfect, but every celeb lately from across the pond seems a mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: zxc – Hahaha pin pin!!
Jeeeezus, ppl. He's an honest Brit, to say the least. I have no problem with him being who he says he his. In fact, it makes him all the more attractive. If you don't like him, don't have sex with him. There's plenty out there who are just fine with the naked honesty. ahem.
ah, he's lovely fella, actually; nice guy, gentle, sex mad, and incredibly caring and intelligent. America will never 'get' Russell; despite outward appearances, he's way out of the normal league of vapid airheads who make it to the top of the box offices. Come back to the UK, Russ, we love you, and we all want a bit of a cuddle, you Swine!