Gross!!!!!!
Filed under: Exclusives! > Jessica Simpson > Tony Romo
Yes, that really is Jessica Simpson licking icing off boyfriend Tony Romo's face at his birthday party in Dallas this past weekend.
Ewwwwwww!
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Perezcious reader Jade was at the Dallas QB's soiree at club Suite, and this is what she has to report to us all:
"Hey Perez,
Snapped a few shots of Tony and Jessica at Suite for his birthday… The one of her licking cake icing off of his face is especially… ugh. She was not warmly received here in Dallas, if you can guess. Sorry the pics aren't better, two big bodyguards and their entourage blocked them pretty much all night.
Honestly, up close and in person, she looked chubby. And drunk. And a tranny mess. The usual! She sang him happy birthday over the mic, sounded pretty bad, and made him finish singing it himself!
Love you Perez!"
THATS HOTTTT
That same tongue that was in Mayer's ass, is all over Romo's face. YUCK!! She will never be as classy as Carrie Underwood.
JOBLESS TALENTLESS CUNT FACE
Oh, Jess…What are we going to do with you?…HOWEVER, in the battle of the exes, she is winning big–she got herself a cute quarterback and Nick got Vanessa what's-her-name-who-cares-not-even-worth-the-phrase-flash-in-a-pan–
Why are you guys so mean to me? I haven't done anything wrong. I'm trying to get my life together after a disasterous marriage and all I receive is negativity. I'm currently in a good place in my life and I would like some support from fans and fellow human beings. Sure I've made mistakes in life as I'm sure everyone here has. I am human and I too have feelings. Reading some of the mean things people write about me really saddens me.
Celebrities do read these sites.
I'm sure your 5 minute kiss with Mayer was even more Gross
DAMN that chick who took the pics is such a HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!
She probably just mad cause Tony's not with her ugly TRANNY ass
LOL, Tony looks so gay in his little hat!!!!!
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2 pics where we see the back of Jess's head and tony. and someone saying they couldn't get pics because of the bodyguards. GREAT EXCLUSIVE. I bet all the other sites will be stealing this from you! By the way, if that is chubby, what the hell is thin?
Dayum…..whoever did the decorating on that cake should be fired! A kindergartener could do a better job.
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Isn't she like a full blow drunk.
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Man, talk about someone full of jealousy. "Chubby and drunk tranny mess". Let's see your pic, hon.
ROMO THE HOMO
Ummm, weren't here 15 minutes up in 2003? Seriously, P, the only reason she gets face time anymore is because she hos ProActive, is notorious for making the least box office of all time… Oh, and the fact that you post her picture. Do us all a favor, if you want to give Romo press time, at least blot her face and file it under "Offensive".
I am more disturbed by how cheap that cake looks! I have seen nicer looking cakes come out of a Wal-mart bakery! No matter, I would still lick it off his face too!
Ok let me get this straight you all think it's sooo gross that Jessica is licking a little cake off her mans face, but your all cool with Perez bein a fuge packer???WTF is wrong with you guys?? You all need to get off Perez's nuts dont ya think..
she looks pregnant
Whats so gross about it? They r in love… i'm glad shes happy.
She HAS gotten pretty chubby. Her 15 minutes are up.
seriously after her divorce its like shes trying to go back to her teen years,… or shes losing it….no "nick" there to help her get back to being her classy self…now vanessas (even though nick could do so much better) is acting almost like a prude…im sorry but i used to love jessica but now shes shes not all that no more….she used to have it all now she doesnt even look as pretty as she used to…good luck…perez ur the man…
LMAO Perez….ur just jealous cuz no one will lick icing offa u
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WTF???? I dream about Jessica licking anything off of me!! Eww?? Apparently hetero is now gross…
Freaks…
i like how people are telling jessica to get a life, when she's done more than they ever will in a life time. you're all pathetic.
i competely forgot jessica simpson even sang. huh.
Re: Jessica Simpson –
Jade was right about you, you do look like a tranny, but you're an even bigger slut. You didn't trade up with that loser smushed face quarterback honey. You're just another hole for him to plug.
What's the matter PeePee? YOU"VE never licked the cream off your boyfriend's anything? I think it's even more gross that the freak with the camera took a picture of it happening!
She was probably wasted. I'm surprised daddy hasn't told her to watch her drinking because she's just making an even bigger fool out of herself than she does when she's sober.
Perez thinks jessica licking cake off her man is gross? I'm sure perez has licked at lot nastier slimey stuff off a man before. Jessica is a beautiful girl by the way stop hating.
Jessica and Tony look happy!! That's all that matters,stop being haters.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
I love Jessica! Fuxx you guys except Perez I love you girl!
haha tony homooo
I am sure that isn't the only thing she licked that night….she is a has been and needs to go away!! TEAM BRITNEY!!
u would love tu suck tony romo hog! u are the growse one saggy loose skin hog!! u can loose all the weight but still u will have a huge hog head!
she looks fat in those pics. And couldn't she comb her hair for her boyfriend's birthday party?
She must be sad that Asslee is getting all the attention now.
THATS JUST GROSS..BUT MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!
Actually, its pretty hot…your just jealous you can't have any frosting and still keep your promise to go shirtless in July…I, for one, can't wait to see what your hiding under your hoodies! Maybe you can call up Kirstie Ally and get her "bikini"…you know, the one with the body stocking connecting the top with the bottom and the panty hose she stuffed her sausage legs into…I'd pay a dollar to see that!
Sounds like this Perez reader is a little jealous!!!
What can be more gross than PEREZ licking a MAN'S dick and ass cos he's a BIG FAT HOMO? That's much MORE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What can be more gross than PEREZ licking a MAN'S dick and ass cos he's a BIG FAT HOMO? That's much MORE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What can be more gross than PEREZ licking a MAN'S dick and ass cos he's a BIG FAT HOMO? That's much MORE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What can be more gross than PEREZ licking a MAN'S dick and ass cos he's a BIG FAT HOMO? That's much MORE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What can be more gross than PEREZ licking a MAN'S dick and ass cos he's a BIG FAT HOMO? That's much MORE GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what's so gross about it? they're boyfriend girlfriend, they're very much in love, let them be happy…..Perez acts like he is not gross himself…he licks men, fucks men, THAT'S EVEN MORE GROSS!
~Ewwwww OLD PEOPLE~
I was there and I had NO idea they were even there! I also showed up at 1 am… may have had something to do with it!
I think Jessica is cute. Licking icing off someone's face is just what you do when you are in love! Nothing wrong with it.
This Jade bitch must be some jealous loser. Chubby and tranny mess? Hey, show YOUR OWN photo, Jade! Let's see how toothpick thin and untranny you are!
Miss Bimbo is at it again.
whatever perez, if that was paris licking icing off of some guys balls you'd be saying how cute it was.
Pathetic. All she wants is a man..needs to be with someone. Nick Lachey should be glad he got away.
She sucks Tony's dick really hard now to stay in spotlight and ride his coattail since her movies and albums bombed. She is such a lamer. She is so like a prostitute willing to do anything to advance her career but she is such a hypocrite always criticizing others having no morals. She has as much morals as a porn star.
I don't understand the attraction of TRex…I call her that because she has a massive overbite and when she sings she looks like she is going to devour the mike. Tony is wayyyyy to cute for her. She ugly YO.
didn't she used to throw these same kind of parties for Nick?
WTF is the big deal??? I've licked icing and brownie mix off my husband's face plenty of times.
where'd she get that cake? god, my pillsbury results look better than that crap.
Does anyone else think the person that emailed this to Perez is more than a little jealous?
Get over yourself.
Hopefully she stays out of Cowboy staduim being contacted only through text messaging while the defense plays!
Also, Monday Night Football schedule here:
http://hubpages.com/hub/NFL-Schedules-2008
is she pregnant? or just a bad top?
Yoko Romo needs to go away. Tony needs to worry more about football and less about the skank!
Anyone that has an ugly remark to say about Jessica is blind and or jealous. She's not the smartest girl in the pile…by far, but ugly she is not. She is crazy hot!!!! She can wear a t-shirt and jeans and very lil make-up and be hot!!!
Chubby ?!?! You can see the bones on her wrist>!
Dallas hates Jessica Simpson's slut ass. I should know: I live here.
Gross! I am so sick of everything about both jessica, ashlee, and their money hungry sicko dad. Nasty!
She's so fucking disgusting… what a publicity seeking whore! i'm sure daddy was the one who e-mailed these pictures of her has-been daughter and that dumb-ass tony! what a waste of a perfectly good quarterback… hopefully he wakes up before he wrecks another trip to the Super Bowl!
I love reading your stuff Perez, but I hate when people hate!!!!Jessica is beautiful.People should look at there selves before busting on someone else!!Have a great day!!
Why ew? She's gorgeous and he's a handsome NFL star. Haters.
i bet her dad is happy that she is dateing someone w more money than Nick.. such a loser family. i cannot stand them it is only obvious that the dad has alot of influence on you she dates and why??? she should grow up and date someone you like not someone that has more money than your family combined. That is all i see them as.. a money hungry family. LOSERS
He'll cheat on her too. Just a matter of time. He so *ussy whipped. Loser.
Thats not gross thats YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I bet he rubbed his big, thick finger through that blue frosting and shoved it deep into Jessicunt's dirt star before that night was through. I heard she likes it up the poop chute…or so says Papa Joe.
Leave them alone atleast they are happy TOGETHER..who's licking your face these days???
Aww, I hope she gets back on her feet. She's annoying as shit and not the smartest gal, but she used to have a good voice and could probably do a lot with it.
Plus, I think she catches a lot of flack that she doesn't deserve; she's just a dumb rich broad trying to live her life. At least she's not a media whore like Ashley.
Ashlee has bypassed Jessica as the better-looking Simpson. Jess is a mess!!!
I'm sorry but when a couple shows too much gross pda like that then there is something lacking in the relationship. It would be cute if she fed him some cake then gave him a kiss but licking it off of his face that's soooooooo nasty!!!!!!!!!! Jessica really needs to go away. And Romo is an idiot for leaving Carrie Underwood. At least she has talent and a career unlike the tranny hasbeen
ewwww is right….she's still out drinking and partying after going to the hospital for all the alcohol!? she's an attention whore…she has to let everyone know she's still with this guy….longest anyone has stayed with her!!
doesn't she hav a mansion somewhere?? they r not 18 yrs old to be out partying…why doesn't she make him dinner in her mansion for his birthday…and grow up already!!! stop making an idiot spectacle of yourself jess……u r tooo old for this!!
I am from Dallas TX and Jessica was and will always be "warmly received here in Dallas". The ppl who took his pic probably paid 100 bucks just to get in the door at suite haha!!
Her tongue is just as long as Gene Simmons ' (KISS). Disgusting. Who has frosting smeared all over their face unless they are two or getting married? Not surprised that she's drunk and fat. Ha, ha.
Jessica and Tony are Hot together and that Jade girl who took the pictures is obviously a jealous slut!!!
No body should feel sorry for Jessica. She did this herself. She's not the person she used to be, she's now a skanky slut. Just look at the pictures in Esquire. In the article she says she's modest but she takes her bra off in the middle of the interview and then the photo on the opposite page is see through so you can see her nipples! She's shameless to get a man since her career and morals are in the toilet. Her 15 minutes are over due.
Seriously…I was at suite Saturday night and she did not look bad and I think you are being a little too rude. They were there having fun and she did not look like a mess and did not seem that drunk to me. There were alot more drunk people there and she was not one of them. And yes Dallas does still love Jessica!
Re: MAR – Hey MAR–You have a lot of nerve calling someone a retard when you can't even spell it correctly. How old are you? 12? Don't be so jealous of the 'sisters'.
dont really understand how shes retarded or has gone downhill when shes still way more gorgeous than any of us and is just celebrating with her adorable boyfriend? but keep hating, guys… you have a life, tryin to feel better about yourselves by hating on people who are happily living their own lives and minding their business.
Perez thinks it's gross? Gee apparently p'rez sucking cock is less gross than a chick licking frosting off her guys lips. What a concept!
What do you mean eewwwww.if it was some guys ass or balls,you would be right on it.EEEWWWWWW
Re: Jessica Simpson –
sorry some people are just jealous but if it makes u feel better i think you looked great and people in Dallas do not hate you.
I cant stand her! her dad was probably instructing her to lick the icing off of him, so she can get som publicity.
I was at the party as well. Tony and Jessica were having a great time like everybody else. I will kindly add Jessica looked great and is warmly welcome in Dallas anytime! Cheers.
Awwwwwww, just like Daddy Joe taught her!!!
It all makes sense now. I saw them in Mi Cocina in Highland Park on Saturday. Everyone was leaving them a lone until one of the "Highland Park Moms" cornered Jessica in the bathroom for an autograph. Jessica was then swarmed with people. Tony was obviously irritated and when I approached him as they were leaving, he mumbled, "She wants a picture with you." I told him he was wrong, that I wanted his pic (for my friend's son). That turned him around and all of a sudden he was all smiles! Jessica was very friendly, and Tony was friendly after he got a little love. (It was all women in the restaurant, so no one knew who Tony was except for me and my girlfriends, and I wouldn't have known it if I didn't read your web site!)
Love you Perez!!!
One thing they are showing everyone is that it does not matter to either of them what teh haters think. This is there lives & Tony has told everyone he will do things his way. Its very obvious these two want to be together so leave them be. How many others were pissed there?? They were having a blast & showing it. Jessca worked all week in Nashville & Tony did training camp & golf all week. Big deal so they went out to celebrate. Anyone partied before in there lifetime & that means you too Perez. Perez get off the Jessica hate here you won't win the war. All these friggin people that put themselves on pedestals like they are so much better better hope there closet door doesn't open soon. How many skeletons you got in there can come & bite your ass.
Couldn't have been that drunk because both were on the golf course the next day!!
To the person who felt the need to take the pics & trash I assume you wern't too lucky Saturday nite. NO man for ya. Pedestal too high maybe or maybe you already fell off & no one wants to touch. Your hate for Jessica is obvious so your comments are biased. How much does Perez pay.
I say more power to them & continue having fun. Next Time Jess & Tony check the camera phones at the door. There is a bunch of people at all cost do not want you two together wethere you want to be or not. It is not yours or Ton'y happiness they want it is ther own!! Live on!!!!
I Would do her, sis and ,mom bitches
Jessica has never seen a{paid} camera she hasn't liked;too bad the reverse can't be said.
Well actually, not so "EW."
you know, they are dating; I don't see such a big deaaallll!
and be nice to Jess, I LOVE her! (:
Just wanted to say I saw Jessica about a week ago out shopping and she definately is NOT chubby. She's actually really tiny.
I luv jessica simpson, you guys need to stop hating her in Dallas
OK…This girl is a pig. I'm surprised her weird father isn't there helping her lick his face. I thought he was cute..until now. The fact that he's with this pig…good god. Also…we know he plays for The Cowboys…can't she just get a normal cake??? Typical Publicity Whore.
people are just jealous! she's hot! and she can sing
it looks like she licked a bunch of icing off the cake (note streak missing from the star) and then tried to kiss him with it all over her tongue.
equally sick!
THANK GOD Nick is no longer with this spoiled rotten daddy's girl.
Tony, Get back with Carrie UNLIKE Jessica Carrie actually HAS morals and does not act like a WHORE (nor does she dress like one).
I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY THAT JESSICA GETS DROPPED BY HER RECORDE LABEL!!!!.
Hey quit hatin haters!!!!!!!!!!! There cute together and i wish them much luck. Hopefully they can make pretty babies one day!!
please
If Jessica is "chubby" then most of the planet must be obese- I'd love to see what the guy/girl that wrote that looks like-
Re: They are soooo gross! – man you have issues!! i think really you must hate yourself lmao aww
People he is not going back with Carrie. It didn't work so deal with it. Tony is not ready to be a monk & his personality is much too different for Carrie. Seeing some of Carries reviews latley even she has issues. Carrie is not perfect but she does have a better marketing team. Two men now have let her go. Tony & Chase both. She will find her man someday!!
Carrie is a great girl but so is Jessica believe it or not!! This hate for Jessica is totally uncalled for so go out & have a party of your own all on Jessica & Tony. Lighten up & have some fun & oh god forbid whatever you do if you are with your significant other please do not show any PDA to them in anyway!!!lol
Is this board mainly teenagers here that have no life experience??
Tony & Jessica are just fine & having some fun. Unfortuantley the bodyguards could not keep tarck of everyone. Maybe some of these clubs have to check there camera phones at the door to make it totally exclusive.
Theres nothing wrong with her licking icing off his face.
They are a couple and they should be allowed to act like one atleast.
Let her be happy.