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She's Ready For Her Closeup!

Filed under: Film Flickers > Aliana Lohan

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As Lindsay is busy being a mess

Ali Lohan is set to take her sister's place in the spotlight!

Lindz's little sister has just landed her first film, according to entertainment reporter David Caplan.

Aliana, 14, has begun filming her first film project, Mostly Ghostly, in Los Angeles.

Ali's role shares similarities with Lindsay's breakout hit, 2004's Mean Girls.

She'll play "a popular high school senior" in the film, a source tells Caplan.

Shit, Ali looks old enough to play a COLLEGE senior!

The film, which we're sure we'll go straight to DVD, is based on the pre-teen book series Mostly Ghostly, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts.

All these Lohans are such famewhores.

Next thing you know, Cody will end up with his own show on Nickelodeon. He's too low-rent for Disney!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

181 comments to “She's Ready For Her Closeup!”

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  1. Tracy says – reply to this


    101

    She needs to take tht mke up off……She looks like a fucking 40 year old whore.

  2. Amie says – reply to this


    102

    She looks so much older than 14, it's insane! WOW.

  3. jessiejames says – reply to this


    103

    the mother needs to have a breadwinner. those checks need to keep coming. sister not as pretty as lindsay though.

  4. Miss Fatty says – reply to this


    104

    She looks so old and Dina looks very concerned they will ended up in a trailer park in 2 yrs. gravy train is over, time to whore out or join your ex husbands savior palace. losers jersey trash

  5. TT says – reply to this


    105

    Ali's arm's are freakishly long. Did anyone else notice that? she has alien arms!

  6. Jimbo says – reply to this


    106

    You know, I actually think Dina is hotter than her two daughters!!!

  7. a bad look no matter how young or old says – reply to this


    107

    i dont want to see this lie low clone on the big screen
    no thanx .

  8. ANNBOB says – reply to this


    108

    the lohan gene needs to be iraticated

  9. ANNBOB says – reply to this


    109

    the lohan gene needs to be irradicated

  10. Sydneygirl says – reply to this


    110

    Do the Lohan offspring age in DOG years or what?? I guess Cody must be looking like Methusaleh by now, eh?

  11. JB says – reply to this


    111

    Its almost as if Dina has given up on Lindsay and now latched her claws on to Ali to further her own career. This sorry ass excuse for a mother just uses her kids until they're used up then moves on to the next one. Not that Lindsay's blameless, can't stand the bitch, but the whole family just seems so screwed up thanks to the mother, the ultimate selfish stage bitch.

  12. dfg says – reply to this


    112

    She is so beautiful. And that is her stock in trade of becoming popular. She is a hot member of a dating community m e e t i n g w e a l t h y. It is said she is dating friends there.

  13. pdonster2 says – reply to this


    113

    DEE-sgusting. Generational skag. They both look like they smoke about five packs a day. America is a white trash nation. A baboon in the oval office and holding up trailer park trollops like this as some sort of a celebrity? Whatever happened to grace, style, and class? These two bimbos belong in a zoo.

  14. JMM says – reply to this


    114

    It is almost disturbing at how old this child looks. When she is 30, she ain't gonna look very good. She should maybe highlight her hair a tad (NOT blonde) and do something with those eyebrows. She needs to work on looking a little younger. At this point she looks like a short 40 year old. Let's hope this child does a bit better than her sister and skips the party era and behaves.

  15. fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this


    115

    THE KID LOOKS OLDER THAN ME AND I'M 40!!!!

  16. hahahaha says – reply to this


    116

    "we'll go to dvd"? you mean WILL go to dvd?

    damn you are uneducated and stupid.

  17. New Meat Alert says – reply to this


    117

    it won't be long. She will be wondering around in a drud stuper, looking for a coat hangar, to get rid of some casting directors baby.

  18. sad mom says – reply to this


    118

    Dina always looks so desperate for love.

  19. Sir-Bangs-Alot says – reply to this


    119

    I'd fuck her!

  20. becky says – reply to this


    120

    This little girl has got something STRANGE AND WEIRD going on. Is she wearing a wig? Is she a little person? Is there something there in her face Rumer Willis-like?

  21. Snickers says – reply to this


    121

    Well the family has to get another cash cow out there since Lindsay's career is in the toilet and she's gonna die in a few years because she doesn't give a shit. Ali is one scary-looking, ugly hatchet-faced girl. She is not nearly as attractive as Lindsay so she won't have the same appeal. She'll prolly turn out to be the same alcoholic, drug-addicted mess so what does it matter????

  22. Lynni says – reply to this


    122

    Perez Hilton is a famewhore! If the Logans invite you for a visit, then you would come back and say: "O, but they are such nice people"
    You just want to be with the stars.

  23. crong says – reply to this


    123

    she looks 14 going on 28…fucking something seriously wrong with her looks, so much for being a fuckin kid!!!

    she'll be joining dumb slut talentless sister in rehab before you know it…

  24. 8i9ulqunei says – reply to this


    124

    gjqwsgx3vivoday 6kr2cdut37z5mmur aqlpdem8v28h2l18n

  25. amanda says – reply to this


    125

    gah, im so over these lohans.

  26. melvin says – reply to this


    126

    LOOK AT HOW BIG THE CHINS ARE ON THOSE BYTCHES. NASTY JUST LIKE RUMER WILLLIS

  27. sh says – reply to this


    127

    She looks like Danica Patrick… the Indy car driver.

  28. Bella says – reply to this


    128

    You're right on this one, Perez…altho she looks more like a 40 year old whore midget than a college senior…yikes…

  29. sexyndacity says – reply to this


    129

    Lindsey blohan's sister looks my age, 21. I don't even look my age. Damn those kids age very bad. Lindsey and her mom look like they could be sisters.

  30. smad says – reply to this


    130

    I don't want her..she even seems older than how lindsay seems…that is…ewwww

  31. yo says – reply to this


    131

    shes one creepy looking girl

  32. Shilo says – reply to this


    132

    Is it me, or do Ali's arms look freakishly long?

  33. The Lohans have bad genes says – reply to this


    133

    They aren't anything to look at. In a few years they will be like Gary Busey. Unable to pay rent. Hollywood will kick them out and they'll be back to their NJ trailor park. I'd hope not, but I'll bet in 5 years from now it'll come true.

  34. The Lohans have bad genes says – reply to this


    134

    Maybe she could get the role of the Crypt keeper in Tales From The Crypt.

  35. angie says – reply to this


    135

    My oldest daughter is the same age as Ali,,,I would never allow her to leave the house wearing more make up than i do! Don't get me wrong,,my daughter wears make up,,but shes not allowed to CAKE it on in attempts to look older..What is wrong with Dina?? Seriously,,i don't get these moms…

  36. Rich much? says – reply to this


    136

    The Lohans are running low on cash. I think that Dina is hoping that the whole group of them (including herself) will all meet rich guys. That's the game plan. Suck off of rich men once her washed up daughters can't rake it in any longer.

  37. DINA LOHAN SUCKS DONKEY DICK, IMHO says – reply to this


    137

    JUST GET A DAMNED JOB ALREADY, PIMP-MOMMY DINA — AND QUIT LEECHING OFF YOUR HAPLESS OFFSPRING!!! YOU ARE QUITE SIMPLY P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. danny says – reply to this


    138

    10 years from now we will see this whole family sitting on skid row with crack pipes in there hands and giving blowjobs for crack rocks

  39. Turk!sh Ch!c,IstabuL says – reply to this


    139

    biattçhhh

  40. ~~ says – reply to this


    140

    So much for childhood…

  41. Ali Lohag is fugs says – reply to this


    141

    LOHAG makes me gag.

  42. becky says – reply to this


    142

    This ugly little girl has AN ADAM'S APPLE! Isn't that just for men? This family is cursed! Rodent teeth and Adams apples. EUWWWWWWWWWW!

  43. HA says – reply to this


    143

    Fame-Whore??? HA! Pot, meet kettle…

  44. booshdag says – reply to this


    144

    "Aliana" Lohan needs to be the star of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". STAND UP STRAIGHT BITCH!

  45. Lulu says – reply to this


    145

    I do believe these are two of the least attractive Lohans. I wonder how long before Ali's in rehab.

  46. Lohan Wannabe says – reply to this


    146

    Ali has praying mantis arms. Watch out, she'll grab you and eat your head off. The mom really looks like a stage mom doesn't she? I can't wait for all her kids to grow up and disown her and blame her for their horrible drug ridden, alcohol filled, STD laddened lives.

  47. jbonz says – reply to this


    147

    Sweet Jesus God! These people are repellent creeps.

  48. smiff says – reply to this


    148

    just try and keep this one off the booze and blow

  49. Lord Voldemort says – reply to this


    149

    Dina: What a good idea to have Ali follow in Lindsay's footsteps since that turned out so well. Idiot!

  50. jen says – reply to this


    150

    She looks like a miniature Denise Brown.

  51. LT says – reply to this


    151

    Ali has really long arms. Is it just me?

  52. Melissa says – reply to this


    152

    The little sis is a loser dying for the spotlight. Thirst ass shes gonna crash and burn IMO

  53. casey says – reply to this


    153

    this girl has an old lady face.

  54. carl says – reply to this


    154

    The showbiz life has almost killed her oldest daughter and now Mommy is grooming the next one for the same fate.

  55. Krishna D. says – reply to this


    155

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    she looks OLD! my mom looks younger then the girl geez
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  56. livinlavidalohan says – reply to this


    156

    I swear to God this reminds me of the Reba McIntire song "Fancy" where the mother dolls up the young girl and makes her into a whore to earn money for the family.

  57. Linda says – reply to this


    157

    she is barfaliscious…man what a dog

  58. Claudia says – reply to this


    158

    wwtttfff what kind of mother is she??? her daughter looks like shes over 25!…she needs to act her age and LOOK her age. sheesh whats going on with this woman..maybe she needs to go to REHAB

  59. dbf says – reply to this


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    Who edits/ spell checks on this site, for example:

    "The film, which we're sure we'll go straight to DVD, is based on the pre-teen…."

    It would be "will" not "we'll" (we will) you fucking retard, if you can't spell i don't think you should be posting…i would think i middle schooler would know the difference, or do you outsource to india/china for the posting

  60. bunky says – reply to this


    160

    This mother should be lined up against a wall and shot on site. What a loser and her 14 yr old daughter looks like she is 20 WTF?

  61. Ellie says – reply to this


    161

    Ali Lohan needs rhinoplasty bad.

  62. lor says – reply to this


    162

    What the F*! Looks like the mother wants to milk her kids for money, then once they get jacked up with drugs, she will move on to the next kid. Nasteeeeeeeeeeeee………….. this is so sad!

    SOMEBODY STOP HER!

    Ali is 14!?????????????????????????
    Why does she look so old?

  63. dex says – reply to this


    163

    WHAT A HIDEOUS JACKET. And she looks about the same age as her mum. Rough

  64. R says – reply to this


    164

    ali lohan=grown up primordial dwarf. Seriously look one up.

  65. Shel says – reply to this


    165

    Time to put another child on the block to make Dina some money.

  66. maryo says – reply to this


    166

    LOOK AT DINAS HAND?? EWWW

  67. MeliMel says – reply to this


    167

    Ok, I'm sorry but this lil girl is so ugly. Her mom and Lindsay are really pretty but I don't know what the heel happened to her. Poor girl.

  68. Pamela says – reply to this


    168

    This kid is by far one of the ugliest hollywood kids yet…I want to know who they are fucking to get this far!!

  69. Hillary says – reply to this


    169

    DINA LOHAN IS A BAD MOM! SHE NEEDS TO STOP PIMPING OUT HER KIDS! SHE NEEDS TO GET A WET WIPE AND TAKE SOME OF THAT MAKEUP OF ALI'S FACE, ALI LOOKS ABOUT 50 WITH ALL THAT SHIT ON HER SKIN. IT REALLY MAKES ME SICK THAT THE LOHAN FAMILY THINKS THEY HAVE IT TOGETHER. HELLO!! THE DAD IS IN JAIL, THE MOM IS AN ORANGE ATTENTION WHORE WHO IS A PARASITE TO HER KIDS, LINDSAY WENT TO REHAB three times!! LAST YEAR, MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN GO once IN THEIR whole entire LIFE, AND ALI LOADS ON SO MUCH MAKEUP SHE APPEARS TO BE OLDER THAN HER MOTHER, WHICH IS SAD. IF I EVER PUT ON HALF THAT AMOUNT OF MAKEUP MY PARENTS WOULD MAKE ME CHANGE. ALI LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID AND PEREZ, I HOPE YOU PAST THIS SO ALI AND THE REST OF THE LOHAN CLAN CAN SEE HOW STUPID AND TRASHY THEY ALL APPEAR AND SO ALI CAN UNDERSATND THAT SHE HAS ON TOO MUCH FUCKING MAKEUP!!!

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ

  70. kat says – reply to this


    170

    this monster will stop at nothing for money - she keeps stating on any t.v. show that has a microphone in her face that "the truth will come out about my family" - that poor child is next in line for disaster! NOTE TO ALI: stay in school, go to the mall & movies with your friends, shop at abercrombie & have fun - wait ’till you graduate college before you decide to take the pathetic path of your loser sister!!!

  71. whitney says – reply to this


    171

    ali will be in rehab beofre the year ends.

  72. flangie nopants says – reply to this


    172

    They look like a couple of spaniels.

  73. LoveMonkey says – reply to this


    173

    I've summoned a catch phrase from the golden days: These Lohan women all look like they've been rode hard and put up wet. Please young people take heed and stay out of the tanning bed!

  74. bunsen says – reply to this


    174

    Is it just me, or does Ali look a bit like Celine Dion?

  75. leigh says – reply to this


    175

    Oh My, she looks like she is in her 40's and not 14. WOW

  76. Tia C says – reply to this


    176

    Gross. She looks all of 2 years younger than her momager, that dried up old twat Dina. Why can't these people just go AWAY already?! Less than nobody cares about their no-talent asses.

  77. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Well, hopefully someone in this forsaken family will try to do or be something decent. Who knows maybe she will surprise us and actaully put her sister to shame. She may actually do something decent as far as acting goes. I am so hoping that she does. It would be great for her to show her sister up and make her realize what a looser she has really become. Linds is actaully supposed to start filming something decent this summer with a lot of big name actors. If she screws that up, which she probably will knowing her, then she can just forget it, really cuz that is going to probably be the last chance that she gets for being taken seriously at all at this point. She has so thrown away her reputation and any real chance of being respected in this industry. Everyone has really seen what she has done to herself first hand and it is too late to take all of that back now. She will never have the respectability that she once had. TOO BAD!! WHAT A WASTE!!

  78. Get a Job, Dina-saur says – reply to this


    178

    Quit pimping out your kids like that, you old leech — What is WRONG with you???

  79. brooke says – reply to this


    179

    fugly.

    nuff said.

    wtf is that family still doing in Hollywood?

  80. Saltayarocks says – reply to this


    180

    She looks older than the mom.

  81. .... says – reply to this


    181

    ali looks reeeeelllyyyy old for her age….possibly older than her sister…….enyways

    hopefully america wont have to deal with lindsay lohan the 2nd!!

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