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She Doesn't Understand The Rules

Filed under: TV News > Reality Television > Paula Abdul

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The more you have….the more you WANT!

Paula Abdul is currently a judge on American Idol, though she wants to explore new options and career moves for herself. The former singer, choreograher, and dancer is now reportedly admitting that she might want to join the next season of Dancing With The Stars!

Uhmmm. HELLO, stoopid. You used to be a CHOREOGRAPHER!

Would it really be fair if a former dancer/choreographer joined the show?

Last month, the dancing show's host, Tom Bergeron, "accidentally" revealed that Paula wanted to join next season.

And now, Paula just told OK! Magazine, that "I'm just hypothetically thinking about it."

She continues, "It's all Tom's fault! I'm a huge fan [of the show]. It would be a phenomenal experience for me to be a student and to learn a form of dance that I've never been introduced to."

As for there being any conflict between the fact that she's currently on a FOX program and wants to join an ABC show, Paula says, "There's a thing called the 'off-season,' I think."

And to try and distance herself from being classified as a "dancer", Paula adds, "I was always a choreographer… But I've never been able to be a student and I've never done partnering. If I even dabbled with it, I had to be the guy and that's not fun. I want to wear the pretty dresses like the girls."

Don't we all want to wear the pretty dresses?!

Coincidentally, both AI and DWTS share the same time slot on Tuesdays. Their studios are also located right next to each other. Paula adds, "What are the odds that two of my favorite shows are so close to each other? I can throw my panties at Tom Bergeron!"

Ewwww. Grannie's panties!

Will U watch Dancing With The Stars if Paula's on it?

You can barely stand her on Idol!

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122 comments to “She Doesn't Understand The Rules”

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  1. Jessica says – reply to this


    101

    Does anyone else see the resemblence between her and that monkey chick from Planet of the Apes….?

  2. gina says – reply to this


    102

    okay seriously is that EXCESS FACIAL HAIR? WTF
    or am I just seeing things?

  3. Susan says – reply to this


    103

    It wouldn't be any different than Christie Im-a hoochie who's a part. Come on, dancing is part of her life. Why not let paula I-love-to-get-fucked-up-a-lot go on? It will liven up that limp show.

  4. missem says – reply to this


    104

    OK has anyone watched her reality show? I'm from Toronto so maybe its just here in Canada, as no one seems to talk about how crazy she is! Im shocked that no one is reporting on her insane behavior! For sure a pill popper 100% CRAZY

  5. j says – reply to this


    105

    Whats with those comb over bangs she has been sporting? What is she hiding on her forehead?

  6. emma says – reply to this


    106

    loves that bitch!

  7. sarah says – reply to this


    107

    Does she have on a toupe?

  8. cake says – reply to this


    108

    Paula Ab. gets away with mayhem!!! Why? She somehow got the golden ticket eventhough she is crazy as a loon. Talk about an overrated, drunken, pill-popping FREAK!!!

  9. Crystal says – reply to this


    109

    "I'm hypothetically thinking about it" Shes thinking about thinking about joining Dancing With The Stars….

    ….I don't think being a dancer will be an advantage to someone this out of balance

  10. the chicago says – reply to this


    110

    fuck yes i'd be watching it if she danced for them. she is ridiculous
    and helloooo perez wasn't mel b a former (and currenty) pop superstar? that didn't seem to disqualify her for you but then again your biased approach towards everything is a story in itself.

  11. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


    111

    She should just have her own cable channel and be on 24 hours a day.

  12. smorf says – reply to this


    112

    I think in order to be fair to the other contestants Paula must be wasted the entire time

  13. rockii says – reply to this


    113

    No, i don't whatch dancing with the stars, nor am i fond of her that much.
    her laugh is painfully intollerable. there is no way i would watch it for her sake…

  14. Serg says – reply to this


    114

    I'd watch if she were on there! I'd root for her too.

  15. MsLove says – reply to this


    115

    would they REALLY let a PROFESSIONAL choreographer on the show?? She is a FANTASTIC dancer, you gotta give her that. I mean come on, talk about a stacked show. Hmm i wonder who would win…
    If they want the ratings, keep it a competition, not a professional dancer "competing" against non-pro's. Thats borrrrring. This current season was like that a little and i'll tell you, its just not interesting to watch.

  16. amy says – reply to this


    116

    stacey kiebler was a professional dancer before appearing on the show. previous to her 'wrestling career she was a dancer and cheerleader. she came into wrestling by winning a "wanna be a nitro girl" competition, which yet again, made her a professional dancer.

  17. saramac says – reply to this


    117

    umm nice combover..

  18. moother says – reply to this


    118

    I actually like watching DWTS. So don't put her on the show.. She should stay on the sucky show she's on already.

  19. kat says – reply to this


    119

    Aw, man, Perez, you photoshopped the light on her eyes!!!! Dude!

  20. amanda says – reply to this


    120

    I was in a photo place today and there was a sign up about recognizing retinal cancer by looking at photographs. I was wondering if this picture of Paula has been retouched (which I understand, it probably has). Because, usually the eye naturally glares red, but the white flash of a camera can pick up tumours behind the eyes… Maybe she should get those checked out.

  21. me says – reply to this


    121

    NOT FAIR! DWTS should only be ppl who aren't dancers…. Scary Spice shouldn't even have been on…

  22. kt says – reply to this


    122

    she's a great dancer…it wouldn't be fair…if it went by dancing, she'd probably win.

    I'd watch.

    but its not going to happen…she's still contracted to idol, and she wouldn't find time, plus they're rival studios I don't think Fox is going to let one of their leading ladies promote ABC…that's just silly

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