How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Alexa Ray Joel
Alexa Ray Joel attends Cookie magazine's "Smart Cookie Awards" with mom Christie Brinkley in NYC on Monday night.
She's a pretty girl and all, but….
Those bangs are doing nothing for her!
And, uhmm. Are girls still sporting those pencil-thin eyebrows???
Not hot. Not hot at all!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
who the fuck beat her with the fugly stick? she looks nothing like her mother.
wow she looks likea young liza menelli and even like anne hathaway.
she's a very pretty girl and we all know she's 100% better looking than all the people criticizing her appearance. come on folks, post some pictures of yourselves. no, that's not necessary, i see the photos you all send in to perez that he posts here, and you're all pretty fucking disgusting looking, lol!
ooo so i just went to her website and she is super pretty guys. this was a freak picture. i'm sure perez went through like, 50, to find a bad celebuspawn pic to make fun of on his site
diggin the music too.
Don't listen to him Alexa, you are beautiful. Your bangs, your eyebrows, everything.
She's as cute as can be but the hair or the dress are not particularly flattering. Don't pay any attention to the haters Alexa. YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE HIDING BEHIND THEIR COMPUTERS!
Christies Brinkly is smoking hot! She was hot in the eighties and she is hot now. She puts all those boyish waifs on todays catwalks to shame. She makes me feel all warm inside so bad I need to give myself relief…if I can just cut the fugo out of the pic next to her I will be able to finish …..so pretty ….don't think about the ugo …ahh done!
Alexa looks like the poster child for why hot chicks shouldn's marry ugly guys just because they are rich or famous.
hot tranny mess!!!
She may not be a supermodel, like her mom but she really is talented AND, she looks a hell of a lot better than you with your big "Heat Miser" head and fugly fat ass.
Here is a picture of the Heat Miser, y'all. Perez really does look like him.
http://image.com.com/mp3/images/genie_images/story/2006/h/heatmiser_story.jpg
i do believe those wet backs wear their eyebrows thin.fucktards!
You're just jealous because she has more talent in her pinkie finger than you have in your big fat head.
Some do a DNA test. I don't believe that bow wow is Christie's daughter. Maybe she was adopted a kennel somewhere in the hamptons?
Perez shut the fuck up, you know whats not working on you, your fat ass. When will you be done with really? I come on your blog cause i used to enjoy it, but i think it's getting old, maybe throw in the towel before you just hit bottom.
If you put Paris Hilton, Kylie Minogue or any of Perez's angels next next to Christie Brinkley, they're all going to look like fried over hell. Fact.
omg! who's the mother and who's the daughter? :S :S
poor girl,
her mother outshines her like no other
christie is still so beautiful!
it sucks she got stuck with her father's ugly genes
:-( sad life for her.
She's absolutely gorgeous! Much prettier then most of the actresses and singers out there. I question Perez's taste and opinions.
SERIOUSLY?
shes really talented though, she performed at my college and i was amazed
I actually find she looks quite pretty here. But, yes…if my mom was that gorgeous, I would definitely try to…just…distance myself a bit in photos. Stand next to someone not-so-cute…take more FATHER/daughter pics! =)
She's uglier than Rumer. Bless her heart. If I were Christie, I would have made sure I always was using protection, but then again I never would have had "relations" with Billy Joel. Wooooo, uggglllyyy!
I believe my friend phrased it best when he said, "She's got her father's looks and her mother's voice"
Alexa is so talented, but too bad the "Jew always comes thru". I swear they have the strongest gene pool evah! My Aunt birthed a baby with a Jewish man, and dayumm my cousin looks totally Jewish! Alexa is attractive in her own way, she has her Mom's smile, but from the nose up is Daddy! Perez, post some of her tunes…..She's awesomely talented!
If Alex shaved her head - she 'd look like papa. That would be my luck, 2 positives make a negative. B.B.
OLD LADY HANDS
PRETTY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR EVERLOVIN' MIND, PEREZ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
SHE'S A CROSS BETWEEN ILLEANA DOUGLAS FROM "CAPE FEAR" AND
SHELLEY DUVALL FROM "THE SHINING"–AND WAY MORE HORRIFYING THAN EITHER OF THOSE FINE FLICKS!!
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY AND DEMI MOORE SHOULD START THEIR OWN SUPPORT GROUP CALLED BWWF–BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH FUGS!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!
Billie Joel is so ugly even Christie Brinkley's genes couldn't cancel it out!
Honestly, she looks like an old drag queen.
That is soo sad…. such a gorgeous mother and such an ugly thing for a daughter… It's gotta hurt for both of them looking at her…. triple EWW
Re: Sarah – THE ONLY TALENT SHE NEEDS IS PAPER BAG DECORATING BEFORE SHE PUTS THEM OVER HER PIG-FACE! OINK. Oink.
Oh yeah, and you're fruity ass is so georgous. Instead of putting cock in your mouth, why don't you put a fork with some salad in there. Thanks beautiful.
OUCH, MY EYES, MY EYES!!! This little girl has been hit by the ugly stick. She sure didn't inherit her hot mom's looks, didn't she? Those droopy eyes are definitely Billy's.
OMG. Her daughter kinda fades with momma in the picture. And she looks old fashioned-
Poor thing! It must be hard to realize YOUR MOM is way more gorgeous than you will ever be!!! She must have a lot of self esteem, since she is working on a music career. Love her for that!
PS. She should be friends with Rumer Willis.
i genuinely dont understand why you pick on this poor girl. so what shes not as beautiful as her mother she has done nothing to deserve your harshness.
The covergirl and the covergirl from the April issue of Hot Tranny Mess !
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!
no its not the bangs
EYEBROWS ARE TOOOOO THIN YUCK!
this is what happens when you marry rich, famous, ugly men. your children pay for it later.
perez, she looks like billy joel, her dad. don't you like him???
check with your mom but i think in this case it is not "how do we say this delicately?" it is "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" now be sure and ask your mom so she can explain it to you
holly shit. that's worse that potato head being daughter to that milf Demi. i'd definitely kill myself if my mom was a supermodel and i came out looking like that.
Alright, just went to alexajoel.com, and I have to say Alexa is stunning in her own right. However, her mother is AMAZING and no one but another supermodel can compete.
sadly she looks nothing like her mom
Re: highlander – Wow there's actually a witty and intelligent person on this website, high five!
She needs big hair!
Poor, poor girl. How much would it suck to have a hot mom and you get your dad's fugly genes. Sin, really. Perez I admire your honesty and I think you're hilarious - I get a kick out of this site! Good call on the eyebrows as well. I'm surprised you didn't comment on her ungodly dress….
Shiiiit! Bitch looks older than her mum!!
Yikes! Looks like she got more of her dad's looks than her mom's. Poor kid! Haven't heard any of her music, but if she's half as talented as her father, should be good.
STOP LYING, THERE IS NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT HER FACE..POOR GIRL WAS CURSED!
The daughter is ugly.
Must really hurt her self-esteem to know that her 50+ year old mother is still way hotter.
Re: Sue – Here's the difference between her and Rumer. Alexa attended NYU and earned a degree (probably something you don't have). Alexa is a talented musician who inherited her father's talent as well as his looks. Rumer is a dumb twat who is famous for being famous. Rumer could go to any college in the world but chose to drop out and go to clubs and try to act. She is beautiful, naturally, there is no double standard here. I can only imagine what you look like…
she is NOT pretty at all…. blah!
Hello… are people still butchering brows like this!! Get this girl to Billion Dollar Brows immediately, if not sooner. The will make her look more like…er…her mom?!? That may be questionable, but big brows are back!
Re: Ms Jolie-Pitt – Dumb bitch, half of Hollywood actors and actresses are Jewish (or part Jewish) and change their name or hide it because dumb bitches like you probably wouldn't see their movies if they knew the truth. Ignoramus.
GORGEOUS girl. and i loved her when she bashed YOU, perez.
eyebrows a bit too overarched, but she looks fab.
props, mad props
the dress isn't doing anything for her its..just..weird..and your right the eyebrows need to be..thicker but i mean, i've seen you, perez, wear some nasty ass crap
Yeah, I think she looks a bit better without bangs, but she's still pretty even with them. She has a great voice, too (although that's no surprise, since her dad does too).
You would think her mom would help her out a bit in the fashion dept. Very pretty girl. Maybe Christi doesn't want to have her look better than her.
Leave her alone….her bangs and eyebrows are fine!!!!!
I think she is lovely. The bangs may not be the best choice and she may not be the blonde bombshell that her momma is, but she is beautiful in her own way! More exotic. She also is extremely talented and seems like a sweet girl to boot!
She might b sweet but there aint enough Sweet 2 make up 4 her fuglyness…EWWWWWWW she nasty lookin && her dress is hidiouose
that sucks when yr mom is Christie Brinkley & you end up looking like Billy Joel. Perez yr being WAY TOO NICE!
She looks older than her Mom. And WTF is up with that heinous dress? It looks like something a middle school teacher would have worn to work in the mid-90's. It must be hard to be a very average looking young woman with a smokin' hot Mom.
its almost as if her mom doesn't want to help her & she can stand there knowingly taking the spotlight.
i mean come on everybody knows how bad the dress, hair & makeup is.
Pretty funny all of the people that submit comments about how we all shouldn't be so shallow and judgemental a website created to make shallow judgements about celebs.
Kinda o' funny ain't it?
Not like "ha ha" funny…more like "he he"…
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Mom… the hottess Ex model ever!!!
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SHE'S PRETTY. SHE JUST LOOKS EXACTALY LiKE HER DAD.
She looks like a monchee-chee.
I think she's pretty and her eyebrows are fine. The bangs are not helping and the dress isn't great but she is a very pretty girl.
Sad fact of genetics; sometimes mom is way hotter than daughter.
Does it make all of you average folks any happier to see that not everyone is model beautiful…I hope so…but do yourselves a favour by putting some GOOD KARMA out there…stop being such a bunch of fucking losers by putting people down….it doesn't bring you any closer to coming out of the mental gutter you all seem to be in.
Actually I think she is prettier and WAY more interesting looking than her mother. Can a girl not have her own look instead of looking like a clone Perez. Sheesh, now I am agreeing with the people calling you a hater.
she looks just like her father.
Sorry, she's NOT a pretty girl. That's OK though, she is talented and smart. That is more important! She isn't helping herself with that dress & makeup though…
Re: ohm2 –
So true. I wonder if the idiot, with the appropriate name, Ms Jolie-Pitt, realizes that Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanson, among others, are all either part or all Jewish. Prejudiced people like her are the reason why some celebs don't want to admit their religious or ethnic backgrounds.
It's good to see that Christie still gets along with her ex-Mother-in-Law.
This is like a real-life version of Conan O Brien's "If they mated" segment. She looks like an actual amalgamation of two pictures of Christie and Billy. YIKES!!
She's hot!!! Additionally, them titties ain't "pencil thin"!! Boo yow, billy Joel! Hot daughter, and you're an atheist! Praise you.
all she needs is a quick style makeover. her hairstyle, makeup and dress aren't doing anything for her. she's gorgeous with the right stuff on.
Poor girl. Got her dad's looks. Its hard when your mom is a supermodel and her genes did nothing for you.
i think that she's pretty. she has gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile.
umm shes dressed like one of those polygamists wives in texas… that hair that dress ewwww!!! Does she want people to comment on her on purpose??
Highlander #1 - that was the funniest post ever
Can you imagine having christie brinkley as your MOTHER? I mean, how do you possibly believe a compliment anyone gives you when that is the cheerful and beautiful face that you saw first thing in the morning. Christie Brinkley is still beautiful. She has done the right thing promoting her daughter's TALENT rather than her looks. Alexa does look like Billy Joel- just like Rumer looks like Bruce. Except Alexa is better looking by far. But unlike the Willis clan, Alexa has REAL talent. That will be her calling card. Thank god she got SOMETHING out of that gene pool. Would you rather have the looks or the talent? Hmmm…
not to mention the granny dress
Yes she is pretty in the same way Billy Joel is handsome.
Here is a tip for anyone, not just average to homely looking people; don't stand next to a supermodel, especially for a photograph.
She looks like her bug eyed pissed tank father,her dress is horrible
Actually, I think she's improved since the last pic you posted of her. She looks pretty here. Her brows are in proportion with her features.
Alexa doesn't really look like either parent, imo. She has her mom's mouth, but the rest of her features are different from her parents. Christie's best looking child is her son. The younger daughter is not attractive at all, though still young so who knows.
holy crap it's billy Joel with tits!
not even 54 beers will help that!
It's almost like you put two pictures together of two completely unrelated different people. The daughter looks like one of those freak goth or nerdy people who live their lives in a bookstore. The mom looks like an elegant classy lady or supermodel sipping champagne and being forever fabulous.
must be embarassing to have a mum waaaay hotter than you
wow…
who knew she took after her dad…
and it looks like she's wearing Rose Nylans dress…
mama needs to help her a little…and she needs to practice her camera poses…
Perez, I saw a picture of her in people magazine and she had very natural, but large eyebrows. Maybe people made fun of her because of it and probably only recently had them shaped and waxed. I think she looks a lot better. If you find the picture of her a couple of months ago you would be happier with the pencil thin ones. I agree about the bangs, but how can she really ever live up to her parents. Anyone standing next to Christie Brinkley is going to have their faults be a lot more obvious.
both mother and daughter look gorgeous
She's got her own look, and she's quite pretty. You just can't compare her with her mother. Face it, anyone looks like a frog next to Christie… I know I'd hate to stand next to her.
don't make fun. she's really talented, and she looks just like her father, so what? that's not a bad thing. i love billy joel.
Christie is as beautiful as she ever was. Sadly, in this case, the apple not only fell far from the tree, it rolled over the cliff.
Alexa is much prettier and classier than some of the skanks in Hollywood. She is a great example of being true.
Even with Christie as a mother, it's still surprising Alexa turned out THIS good, considering her world-class fug father!