How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Alexa Ray Joel
Alexa Ray Joel attends Cookie magazine's "Smart Cookie Awards" with mom Christie Brinkley in NYC on Monday night.
She's a pretty girl and all, but….
Those bangs are doing nothing for her!
And, uhmm. Are girls still sporting those pencil-thin eyebrows???
Not hot. Not hot at all!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Ah, c'mon Perez. You bitched when her eyebrows were full and now you're bitchin' coz they're thin. Alexa is a beautiful girl. Get off her back.
She did NOT graduate from NYU, but dropped out. I was there when she was and she was too lazy to come to class. Just another celebtard child living off daddy's wallet and pretending to contribute something.
wow. what would it be like to be super fug with a super model mom? do you think she has issues? We've all seen Olivia Newton John's fug daughter….who definitely has issues…..ugh those lips!
It's just the bangs and the dress. She really does look like her mom from the nose down. But she definitely has her father's eyes. She's pretty in other photos.
I think my son looks exactly like his dad but a lot of people think he looks like me. But he definitely has his father's eyes.
With such a pretty mom I thought she would be somewhat better looking…I hate to say this, but she is not a pretty girl. I haven't heard her sing, but I hope that it's better than her looks.
I think she's beautiful! I agree she's cuter with softer bangs but I think she's actually as pretty as her mother.
She doesn't have her mother's looks, but he has her father's talent in music. Take your pick.
soooo….. which one's the mom?
I saw her on one of the new shows and she's actually very grounded and great. So what she doesn't look like her mom? She's comfortable the way she is and realizes what truly is important. MOVE IT ALONG PEREZ AND SHUT IT UP! (Now making fun of Rumer is funny because she puts herself out there and thinks she's a celeb when she's not even close.)
God, you guys are RETARDED. Yeah, she looks dead on like her father but she's still pretty. That's really just an unflattering picture of her. The dress and bangs don't do her any justice, but by no means is she ugly!
Christie Brinkley= Total MILF
She doesn't look anything like her mom, but that doesn't mean she's not beautiful - she's lovely. Shut up Perez…
Look, when your mother is Christie Brinkley (or even looks like her)….you have NO CHANCE! So give the girl a break. If penciling in her eyebrows makes her feel prettier………then whatever! She's an attractive girl but she never had a chance standing next to her mother!
Woot woot for Jewish girls! Alexa, you are brilliant & adorable… haters, you are a bunch of stupidheads.
She's a cutie. Reminds me of that Go Go Jane Wiedlin. (she still has thin eyebrows too..) Stop bashing her, you could use a makeover P'rez.
Alexa, you need more volume to to your hair and your dress needs to be burned. You're young, show us some tiddy, especially if you're going to be photographed next to your mother
how much would it suck to be Christie Brinkley and Billie Joel's daughter…and come out looking like Bille Joel?
I mean, she's not UGLY…Im just saying
Poor girl. I love her dad, but he's ugly. She takes after him. She looks nothing like her mother.
Look at that million megawatt smile. It's even better than her mother's. I think she's gorgeous. You can see she's slim by her collarbone, but also well proportioned in the hips and bust — not a skinny-mini. The eyebrows, however, are definitely too thin. But, she's also mega-talented, accomplished in her own right and I bet she's got a hell of a lot more character than any celebutante out there right now given her parents and experience.
And just what contribution are you making Perez, by bashing young women strictly on the basis of how they look in a picture? They did not choose their parentage. Leave your bashing to those who put themselves in their own situations.
WOW hearing your NOT HOT from a ugly gay dude is really gonna make the girl feel bad… She looks beautiful!
You're mocking her, but yet you immediately make a page for her anyway?
Pointless much?
i used to go to the same therapist as her….that whole supermodel mom thing must do wonders for your self esteem
She has one of the most gorgeous woman, ever to live, as her mother and poor girl comes out looking just like her, very talented musician, but not attractive father!!! I know they say she's got a great ear for music, but this girl got the short end of the stick!!
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That is one ugly jew.
I say this every time I see a photo of Alexa Ray Joel: if Christie Brinkley were my mom, but I looked like my dad, I'd kill myself.
Poor girl.
She looks older than Christie.
She looks fine to me. Probably better looking than over half the people calling her ugly. o.O
Poor child. Kristy should never have mated with ugly Billy Joel.
Okay, I'm not fond of the bangs, and the dress-while a great color for her–isn't the most flattering. Still, I think she's lovely; she has pretty eyes, a great smile, and seems more real-looking than her Barbie Mom.
her music is amazing. she is an amazing young woman, who cares what she looks like? Why are you all so vapid?
Why don't you leave her alone? I think she looks great.
While I'm not digging the cut of the dress, she is no doubt, super cute! I like everything about her!! Super cute, gifted and super talented and very gracious!!
Perez you gay fag!!! I think in some ways it would not be easy to be this girl. Her parents are both so so famous and the fact that she would have to live up to that standard is highly and utterly impossible. It is good that I have never read a bad article about Alexa in any of the tabloids and that her parents; although I am sure had their differences made it an effort to stay ammicable in her support. I give her a lot of credit and wish her success on her own terms in the music business.
Alexa's eyebrows look AT LEAST as thick as her mom's, dumbass! The only reason you call them "pencil thin" is ’cause she is fair-skinned with dark hair. So try tellin' CHRISTIE to stop rockin' pencil thin eyebrows. She'd laugh at the thought of beauty tips coming from your fugly ass……
Alexa is talented and beautiful……….and you? Not so much. Unless you count trash talkin' as a talent, Hater!
"She's a pretty girl and all"…are you out of your fucking mind? She's pretty if you're comparing her to Rumer "Potato Head" Willis, but compared to the MILF standing next to her, she's about a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10.
perez, shut the hell up. you're a man, what the fuck do you know about how a woman should or shoudnt look? keep your stupid opinions to yourself.
her face is BUSTED! we can rebuild her, we have the technology…
What does it say when your mother is 10 times hotter than you?
How much would it suck to have your almost 60 year old mom be hotter than you? This my friends is why you NEVER reproduce with an ugly man. DO NOT water down the gene.
What do you expect with Billy Joel as the father?
She's prettier than Cheryl Burke… I hate her, hate her, hate her!!! Ahhhh!
Give it a rest fatty. I love your site, reallyI do, but seriously, lay the fuck off the awkward teenagers! Do you honestly think they don't have it bad enough? Don't you think that your incredibly cruel and unnecessary comments, when added to all the mean nasty shit those beverly hills girls say to her is worth another piece of google generated revenue? Make fun of Courtney Loves face and Madonna's man arms all you want. I mean those bitches are old enough to know better or stay in hiding…but an awkward teenager? Dude you are a fat ugly adult so here's hoping she doesn't grow up to look like you. Leave her alone until she becomes a crazy drunk slut with too much money and ambition.
P.S I did mention how fucking fat and ugly you are right? Oh and small dick too I hear.
Nope..sorry folks! Alexa IS NOT attractive! & Perez yeah..right..how come this girl is and rummer isn't? biased much? and yes…how come Mom doesn't help her daughter look better…starting with that horrible dress! after all Christie has been one of the hottest American models ever, just beautiful! know your history people, this woman has not been "retouched" that much…she has always been just plain gorgeous! sí…must be very hard on Alexa having Christie for a mother, yet Alexa is music-talented, so all is not that bad after all!
Forget the bangs and brows, what about the shiteous granny dress?!?!
Her mother, Christy, looks younger than she does!
"She's a pretty girl and all, but…" Pretty?! Quit trying to be charitable, call a frog-eyed girl a frog-eyed girl!
she's a pretty girl & all but… perez since when are you nice. why can't you come out & just say how unattractive she is. if you are going to post something about her looks be truthful. w/ that said, i do think it is mean to make fun of her unless she is a bitch!
It seems impossible that they are mother and daughter!! Poor thing is really quite ugly. Why is she dressed like a 70 year old? Some parents should be ashamed of themselves! xx
Alexa has so much talent and beauty, she does not look like her mother, granted, but she is just as beautiful, beauty comes in different packages, It's a shame that you have to be so simple minded and shallow to make fun of someones looks, I always say if you dont have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
She looks like Shelly Duvall in Popeye…Olive Oyl anyone?
Well, I really wouldn't want to be standing next to Christie Brinkley… She's so effin gorgeous!
who's the mother and who's the daughter?!? xD
Christie is beautiful….I would kill my mom if she looked better then me!!!!
Pigez, have you sunk that low you have to cut apart a little kid???? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? This will come back to bite you in the ass. If you ever get a personal life I'm sure it will be picked apart in public. If you ever have a family of your own your family will become fair game for all to disect and ridicule. You get what you give in this life Pigez.
I think she is a perfectly lovely girl. I think he fashionista mother should know how to prepare her for events such as this where she is going to be photographed. Maybe MAMA doesn't want to be upstaged. If he mother would share her stylist she could look as hot as any of those teen tarts on the red carpet. I'm sure he mother helps with her wardrobe choices. She's a darling girl, he MOM just needs to share her fashion sense, not keep it all to herself.
she's not "ugly" but she's not "pretty" and for others and HERSELF to label her looks as exotic is stupid. she's not exotic.
she's "average" in my opinion
Too bad Alexa got Daddy's looks.
perez your a fucking idiot her eyebrows are hardly pencil then!!!All you do is rag on people for stupid shit!!! but she sure as hell doesnt look anything like her mother. sadly she looks like Billy poor girl
shes not that bad shes not anything like her mother but shes not buttass ugly or anything leave the poor girl alone and you wonder why girls have eating disorders and shit stupid fucks knowing half you you people talking shit are fat ugly fucks just bashing others to make yourself feel better.
if christy brinkley was my mother, and i turned out looking like that …….i would be PISSED…to say the least….thats a damn shame
Aw dammit! Go easy on the girl, she only had a 50% chance of being beautiful, unlike Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! Also, the "pencil thin brows" are a better alternative to the one, big bushy one!
well now potato head rumer wont ever f be alone
I think she's cute. Just because she doesn't look like her mom doesn't mean she's ugly.
WOW, she definitely got her father's eyes…kinda creepy…
No need to say it delicately - she's fug. 'Nuf said.
she has her moms nose before the nose job
She looks like Billy Joel with boobs.
my gosh her mama is still looking classy as ever.. hey at least the daughter is actually working for her money and not spending mommy and daddys cash partying the nights away. not that many celebrity kids can say that
My 11 year old thought Alexa was the mother and Christy the daughter (and she's a straight A Student). Too bad Christy didn't help the girl out with some fashion sense. Poor Alexa is dressed like my 90 year old grandma.
Take the Sharpie away from her
The dress looks like something you bury somone in. Christie definately seems to be enjoying upstaging her daughter.
Definately isn't going to help her out one little bit. Why should she? The less she helps her daughter out the better she looks in the photo ops.
DISGUSTING.
IT IS SO OBVIOUS
In fact I think the caption that went with this picture should be "Mommie Dearest"
okay, so i just googled photos of her and she actually IS wicked pretty. girl needs to get rid of those bangs.
She has her mother's smile…and that's IT!!! Stop being nice — she looks like her father. For her sake, I hope she has his talent.
Can you imagine being the untalented daughter of Billy Joel and the plain, ugly daughter of Christie Brinkley.
While she usually looks pretty in her own right, I agree with you Perez. Especially when standing beside MILFishly gorgeous Christie.
EEEEEEESH she shouldnt smile like that..its sad..she got the bad genes from her father and the bad genes from her mother..
I think she is very pretty, just in a totally different way than her mom. It's like comparing apples to oranges. To be honest tho, she does look a lot like her step-mother Katie Lee Joel……but that says more about her father and his taste in women considering his wife and daughter are only 5 years apart and do look a lot like each other. Oh well, to each is own.
even if you don't like her why do you post bitchy comments about her?no wonder so many people hate you…shame girl control the hormones
alexa's way cute but looks too much like her daddy. wish she got more of mum's genes..
she is tore up from the floor up…whoo heee….maybe she's in her ugly duckling faze….damn…i'd be ashamed to pose up near my mom…..
It would be far better if gorgeous models who choose to procreate with unattractive rich musicians would limit their offspring to the male gender. It's okay for the boys to be fugly, but the poor girls will always suffer because of their appearance. I have often wondered what Paulina Porizkova's children ( with Ric Ocasek of "The Cars" ) look like now. It can't be good.
Okay, no "beauty trick" in the world gonna make this girl cute… e.g. chelsea (Mrs. Kravitz) Clinton…. lets not pretend. And if Billy Joel had a baby with Susan Sarandon… it would be one big Eyeball….
mena suvari's long lost 90's twin.
She got her dads looks, thats for sure. She looks just like Billy Joel and not a thing like her supermodel mother.