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Happy Birthday, Tina!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Tina Chen

Click here to watch Perez's birthday greeting - and a warning - to Kristina Chen.

485 comments to “Happy Birthday, Tina!”

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  1. Eliese says – reply to this


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    Hilarious …..

    Keep it going !!

  2. Chris says – reply to this


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    a little pitchy Perez

  3. AO says – reply to this


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    Perez that was fucking hilarious! Good job you slut.

  4. djnv says – reply to this


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    ok you "first" people are tired, just quit that thanx…second PEREZ way to kick TINA ever so subtle in her ass, that was classic!! i thought she was mentally handicapped…or whatever your preferred "pc" term is…point being stop flashing ya tatas you are 12!! PEREZ RULEZ!!

  5. Beigerrrrr says – reply to this


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    You frickin rock Perez! I hope to get a kick ass song on my birthday too!

  6. DC says – reply to this


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    Oh god, thank you for that. And by the by, you sing better than her. :)

  7. Brittany says – reply to this


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    This made my day! Perez, you are my hero, i fucking love you!!!!!!

  8. sandy says – reply to this


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    number 1. PEREZ is so funny, and I love you, and I wish we were friends.. you always make me laugh

    and number 2. YOU LOOK SO GOOD! Keep up the weight loss, your face is getting skinny!

  9. missprissypants says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez,
    I like your site but I cringe everytime I see that you make fun of a person with obvious challenges. The unfortunate thing is that somebody should be telling this gal not to post herself so much. This can cause harm, mentally and physically. I worked in a residential setting with gals like her and they don't need somebody being condescending to them. Unless, of course your video blog is sincere. Just my two cents worth…

  10. me says – reply to this


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    lol :D

  11. pat says – reply to this


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    that was fucking hilarious

  12. monika says – reply to this


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    lmao i love it.

  13. Kim says – reply to this


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    this was the funniest thing i've ever seen on your site.

  14. Suzi says – reply to this


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    LOL. I damn near shot Coke (the kind you drink - not snort) out of my nose as I was watching this. You are funny. Very funny.

  15. Carissa says – reply to this


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    Jeez Perez, smoke much??!?!!?? Nice chinky eyes :)

  16. truth says – reply to this


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    did not look the bathroom at my work is not close enough

  17. Kay says – reply to this


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    That was fucking hilarious Perez. hahhaha

  18. Kerrs in Ottawa says – reply to this


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    I swear to God Perez, that was really fricken funny!! I can't stop giggling. Soooooooo naughty. I LOVE it!

  19. ericaa says – reply to this


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    hahaha. lmao. love it.
    you're hilarious.

    "Jesus doesn't like you being a slut."

  20. Sarah says – reply to this


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    awesome! i really needed that laugh! perez, you're looking great– keep up the good work!

  21. kira says – reply to this


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    holy shit perez that's deadset the funniest thing you've ever done.

  22. Shelle says – reply to this


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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooooooooooooo FUNNY!!! Love IT!!!

  23. Courtney says – reply to this


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    WOW. That is all I can say. I had no idea who this chick was but just went to her myspace music page and oh my sweet Lord. I have never…

  24. i/o says – reply to this


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    You need to marry TINA! You really love that wacky girl.

  25. Catherine says – reply to this


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    haha your Fabulous!

  26. Kerstin says – reply to this


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    I wonder if she'll respond.

  27. flak says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaaa.. i absolutely love this entry. i'm pretty sure you were trying to sing bad but you can't perez b/c you're the greatest hahaa! thanks you for this one. ;-)

  28. Marie says – reply to this


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    Perez is the best!!!!!

  29. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Haha! That's the first video of yours that i've fucking laughed at.

    Ooh and i have that same blue lamp that's in the background lol.

  30. aj says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, you dirty damn dog! That was friggin HIlarious! Love the way you included that her name is Kristina CHEN, cause a bitch has to know her last name to add her on myspace!! U THE MAN PEREZ

  31. YOU TALKING GOD WHAT A JOKE says – reply to this


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    HMM LETS SEE YOU CAN TELL HER JESUS DOESNT LIKE HER BEING A SLUT WTF!! JESUS DOESNT LIKE YOU BEING GAY ASSWIPE!! PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STOMES WHAT AN ASS YOU ARE PEREZ!!!

  32. Shannon says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

  33. Sophie says – reply to this


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    Ahaha Perez you do make me giggle!!

  34. Shauna says – reply to this


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    Perez you look A-M-A-Z-I-N-G….the hardwork is definitely paying off. Keep on doing what your doing. xoxo

  35. Kates says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS!!!!! LOL!! YOu kill me Perez!

  36. CJOYLD says – reply to this


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    WHO THE FUCK IS TINA CHEN?!
    MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!

  37. mattygonewrong says – reply to this


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    omg, haha. love the ending

  38. aj says – reply to this


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    okokokokok, I just watched this vid for the 5th damn time and its still funnier than a motherfucker too. you do look high, thou Mario. tsk tsk

  39. Moi says – reply to this


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    PMSL,

    but awwwww -

    come on Perez, it's not nice to pick on retards!!!
    The kid's clearly not the full quid!!

  40. Kel says – reply to this


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    "Jesus does not like you being a slut" HAHAHA. Epic

  41. elizabeth says – reply to this


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    "jesus does not like you being a slut!"
    hahahahahhahah

  42. steffi420z says – reply to this


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    I love it Perez!!!! You are so Ferosh!!!! I wish you would sing me that on my birthday- except minus the slut part. I only work it in the bedroom!

  43. amanda says – reply to this


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    best birthday song… EVER!!!! :)
    keep it up!!! you need like a talk show or something cuz you're one funny a** mutha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. pauperbabe says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahhahaha
    \
    omg ur soo funnnyyy

    "jesus doesnt like you being a slut!"

    hahahahahhahaha

  45. lol! says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHA!! THATS FUNNY!

  46. Samanta says – reply to this


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    Oh my God, that was fucking classic

  47. perez sings says – reply to this


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    perez,
    you sing a million times better than asslee simpson!
    go perez!

  48. heat says – reply to this


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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO perez you always crack me up but that was by far the best

  49. dora says – reply to this


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    You are a fucking genious! You are the funniest man on the web! (and looking really hot)

  50. s says – reply to this


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    your rite ur singing doesn't compare to hers, its way better! way 2 go perez. BTW happy bday tina.

  51. Caroline says – reply to this


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    Wow I'm still laughing! Perez, first of all, well done, that video was hilarious, secondly you look great with those glasses I think and to finish, "Stop showing your tits, Jesus doesn't like you being a slut" hahaha well said!
    I actually like you a bit more Perez after having watched this!

  52. Wifey03 says – reply to this


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    I love what you told her she is so funy, but she really needs to keep her clothes on!! Perez you look thiner in this video!!:)

  53. Jai says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're hillarious. I heart you.

  54. Kate says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha! This was brilliant! And he is so, so right about the whole "don't show your tits" thing. That girl needs to start practicing what she preaches.

  55. suziq says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    You are so bad!!! Hilarious! Keep up the good work. xoxo

  56. kat says – reply to this


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    ha. fantastic.

  57. michelledavegan says – reply to this


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    HOLY SHIX that was High - Larious.

    Amen & WWJD…

    happy bday X-tina!

  58. jayme says – reply to this


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    that bitch…is sooo crazy. haha i loved that video. "tina m***f***** chen" and the ending. Holy shit she annoys me and still i can't get enuff . Sigh. DID anyone hear gimme more that she sang over? O-Em-Gee…she's a lunatic!

  59. Amber says – reply to this


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    Best b-day greeting ever, Perez!

  60. deneil says – reply to this


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    I want to be your BFF

  61. ummm says – reply to this


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    who the fuck is kristina chen

  62. wonderbat26 says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU FUCKING ROCK!!! I laughed so hard when I heard your rendition of happy birthday. the best part was tina mutha-fucking chen!

    TEAM PEREZ!

  63. RichardColumbine says – reply to this


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    hahahaha….
    OMG!
    Perez ur so fucking funny.
    but it is true her songs do lighten ppls day.
    but I don't think she understands how big of a joke she is.
    hahaha… XD

  64. Brenna says – reply to this


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    Perez! You must TM that saying now!! And put it on t-shirts and sell them on your site. "Jesus doesn't like you being a slut!"
    -Perez Hilton
    Genius I say, genius!

  65. -miyaven- says – reply to this


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    LOL I love you perez. HAHAHA

  66. C says – reply to this


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    lol lol lol lol YOU REALLY HAD ME LOL, Perez!

  67. sam says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHHA

  68. A says – reply to this


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    It's Tina, bitch.
    Love her rendition of Gimme more.
    Classic.

  69. Deb says – reply to this


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    Kristina Chen > most of the world.

    I liked your vocal techniques. You and Kristina should duet on "When You Look Me In The Eyes." It'd be ferosh.

  70. Yordans says – reply to this


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    OMFG…LMFAO…LMFAO…LMFAO…

    You are awesome…LOL…poor girl…LOL…but…I loved your vid…ha ha haha

  71. Laury says – reply to this


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    Haha! You're such a dork Perez! Love ya! Oh and keep up with the diet and training, you look fabulous honey!!

  72. Mary K says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! that was too funny at the end! I love you Perez you always make me laugh!
    Oh you are looking fab too! *hugs+kisses*

  73. Rob B says – reply to this


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    Happy Birthday Kristina Mother fucking Chen lmao!

  74. MsWinoPowdersHerNose says – reply to this


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    No, Perezito, you are wrong. Jesus LOVES for women to show their tits and act like sluts. Trust me on this… he told me so himself.

  75. A.N. says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHHA i love it.. the world doesn't appreciate you being sucha slut.

  76. me says – reply to this


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    OMG PEREZ THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!! AND HILARIOUS!

  77. alwaysclassy says – reply to this


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    omg that was hilarious.. I about pissed myself when you sang "Kristina MUTHAFUCKIN' Chen!" LMAO.

  78. Minnesota says – reply to this


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    Perez you are super sweet and you are looking fresh! Rock on Sista! xoxo

  79. besitos says – reply to this


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    HaHa!!! I love you Perez! That made my day! Thank you!

  80. Esme says – reply to this


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    Come on Perez, telling Tina she's a decent singer is like telling a child with downs syndrome that he can model. I just don't think it's fair - someone needs to wake her up!

  81. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Ouch.. still picking on underage girls ?

    For a second I thought you were being nice, but you had to be an ass at he end.

    While she should not be showing off her chest.. was their need to call her a slut ? I'm sure you were more than happy to get your free sex tapes, from that guy you going to "help"

  82. MIKE says – reply to this


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    PEREZ GO TO TINA'S MYSPACE AND LISTEN TO HER RENDITION OF "GIMME MORE" OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

  83. molly s says – reply to this


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    When I posted a video saying I hate gay people I should have said I don't like Perez. He has bullied me. I don't like being bullied. He made fun of the backstreet boys and that hurt me because I love the backstreet boys. DO NOT GO TO PEREZ'S SITE. Perez is nothing but shame and I don't want anything to do with him. He wants me to look like crap. I have my views but I don't need him buttting in my life with my career. I do like gay people but I DON'T LIKE PEREZ. I have alot of gay fans and I am glad they are my fans. I love all of my fans. I hate it when someone makes fun of me but I have gotten past that because I learned that people are just jealous of me. I don't need to prove myself to anyone at all. I am going to make some more videos and make some more music and write some more songs. I am glad God created me. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
    -Tina.

    oh my! a myspace bulliten from tina!

    holy shit, have you fucking heard GIMME MORE by tina? im going to throw up and then cut my ears off to never have to fucking hear these sounds uttered ever again.

  84. Gina says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha 'kristina mother fuckin chen'

  85. lala says – reply to this


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    Luv u perez! You're fucking amazing :)

  86. mia says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha! i fucking love you PEREZ!

  87. grape jam says – reply to this


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    You have a method to your madness, I can only hope.

  88. HAPPY B-DAY says – reply to this


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    LOVE IT!!! LOVE PEREZ, AND LOVE TINA…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA :)

  89. MichaelX says – reply to this


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    Oh my god. please stop letting sound ever come out of your mouth. You aren't funny, talented, creative, or pretty. Please, shut up.

  90. HereIambaby says – reply to this


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    she`ll do the opposite since she doesn`t like u and then she`ll stop making videos hopefully! soooo, THANKS PEREZ! love ya mwuah xo . I am a single black girl from mixedfriends.com

  91. ab says – reply to this


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    Ugh, lucky fucking Tina! I wish Perez would make me a videooooo :)

  92. Reality Byte says – reply to this


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    Whether you pass her instructions privately or publicly, she's still your construct and you are still scripting her moves. Stop the bullshit already. TINA IS FAKE!

  93. Alaina says – reply to this


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    lmao.
    ur awesome perez.

  94. HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA says – reply to this


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    THIS IS THE 1ST TIME I'VE EVER LAUGHED WITH (YES WITH, IT'S USUALLY LAUGHING AT PEREZ) YOUR VIDEO BLOG. I NORMALLY DON'T WATCH YOUR BLOGS B/C IT'S QUITE ANNOYING AND MAKES MY EARS BLEED, BUT THE ENDING WAS HILARIOUS.

    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"
    "JESUS DOESN'T LIKE YOU BEING LIKE A SLUT!!"

  95. zsa zsa says – reply to this


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    Go Perez!!!!!!!!! So True!!!

  96. natalie says – reply to this


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    haha i keep telling her that too! makes me wonder if her parents give a shit or even know what she does online!

  97. Turtle says – reply to this


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    definitely my favorite post of the day! Gotta love Tina!

  98. er says – reply to this


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    wow perez, your vocals are amazing id love it if you made a cd!

  99. nicole says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha i loved it :D

  100. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    THAT'S BULLSHIT PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TINA'S BIGGEST FAN NOT YOU!!!!
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    I THINK TINA IS AN AMAZING PERSON
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    SHE HAS INNER BEAUTY THAT YOU CELLULOID CELEBRITIES LACK!!!!!
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    TINA ROCKS THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
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    I'M GONNA GO STRAIGHT FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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