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Left: Bette Midler. Right: Eric Stoltz in The Mask.
Posted: April 23, 2008 at 10:50 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > Bette Midler
Left: Bette Midler. Right: Eric Stoltz in The Mask. Posted: April 23, 2008 at 10:50 am
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he had a disease and was a really nice smart guy, and the night he died on the movie it showed him taking down all the pegs for the places he planned on going bc he knew that night he was going to die and wouldn't be able to go anywhere anymore, and it's not his fault his life was so tragic, and he was still a nice person and look at you perez. your a big fat gay jack ass, fuck you ass hole. I bet you never even seen the film about him, and you are ugly INSIDE AND OUT, at least he was beautiful on the inside, I used to like you perez, but FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She s a great and fantastic comedienne and woman - who cares what you think about her looks on any photograph…!
you're an idiot.
BETTE MIDLER IS SUCH A CLASSY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
YOU SHOULD REALLY NEVER INSULT A LADY
Come on people have a sense humour. Perez is just having fun and this is really FUNNY! We know she does not look that bad…buts it is funny.
The movie is 'Mask' you idiot.
that is pretty rough
Too mean P. The woman is trying to do some good in the world. Jesus!
Why don't you pick on fucking ugly ass Cameron Diaz' leather mug all of the sudden, what so her dad died and you suddenly don't hate her anymore, well here is some of that horrid spanglish you so often use… HIPOCRITA!!!!!!! But you probably don't know what that even means, DO YOU YOU POCHO. Low class.
This is LOW even by your "standards"….. Have you looked in the mirror lately??
I cant believe you just compared Bette to that pic. Way fucking lame asshole! All the way around! Making fun of both pics is in really bad taste. I like your sight Perez but you took this way too far.
NO, its not funny bc the people he is making fun of are both nice ppl, the guy died of course, and how dare some one make fun of some one who is dead, dont you think he had enough torment in life? and still you have the adociety to STILL poke fun at him, he was beautiful on the inside, and had to lay down his last night KNOWING it was his last, and was still a good person, perez you will never be HALF THE PERSON HE WAS, you are ugly inside and out, you are disgusting. be ashamed.
U R JUST SO NASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BETTE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUS HOW CAN U MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING FOR HAVING A
DISEASE????????????????????????????
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
GO HUNG YOUR HEAD IN A DIRTY TOILET IN SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USE A LITTLE COMMON SENSE
CAN U EVEN IMAGINE HOW HURTFUL THAT IS TO HIS FAMILY AND OTHER FAMILIES
OMG
U HAVE REALLY SUNK TO A NEW LOW
SHAME ON U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you talkin about Willis ? ?
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Why wont you post my comment? Because it was valid?
perez… your big ole' head ain't too far off from being a little rocky dennis yourself.
Holy crap, that is damn funny.
THANKSS THAT WAS A GOOD LAUGH
Thats mean! Fuck with someone else! Ms. Midler is a cool chick!
That's terrible. LOLOLOL
EW EW EW! Be mean to people who deserve it. Bette is fantastic. You just want to be her.
He looks like Sinceer from Flavor of Love
you fucking suck, fatty
there will never be a time when it will be alright to even utter your name in the same sentence as the devine ms m's….you don't even know the amount of shit your gonna take on this one…the gays will slit your throat…she's a gay icon, you awful bowl of rat puke!
this is so wrong - shame on you!
Perez - I read your site multiple times a day, but when it comes to Bette NO ONE DISSES HER. All of these celebs you post about don't hold a candle to the diginity, grace and talent that the Divine Miss M has. Don't say another bad word about her. She may not look like all the other run of the mill movie stars you make your career talking trash about, but it's inner beauty that counts. Think before you do something like that next time.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SOME COLD SHIT PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
Perez, you fat fuck. Don't make fun of little Rocky like that!
Mean! Stop it!
That's not nice. Bette Midler is awesome.
It's called MASK.
The Mask is a Jim Carrery movie.
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Idiot. Oh my the way Im sure whenever you are naked that guy looks a zillion times better than you. He had a disease, whats your excuse?
ok i see what you're saying but THAT IS SO MEAN!! She doesn't look so bad! She's old as shit ,give her a break!
Gotta respect the Bette Midler.
Re: Joy Behar is the female mask! – Homerun! You nailed it. Looks are only skin deep, but ugly is all the way to the bone. Both of those bitches have a mean spirit. It shows in your face. That is why it is so important to have good thoughts about others. When you are a hater, it exudes in your skin cells and the complexion erodes. Liberals take note.
the name of the movie is actually just MASK idiot
Wrong Perez…try "'Heidi Montag" and Eric Stoltz in the mask its a perfect match.
Perez - you're cruel!!!!
That is really mean, and not funny at all. Cruelty is no substitute for humor - you should be ashamed of yourself.
It's mask with tits! She is fat and old and needs to keep planting more trees becuase her bookings are empty.
BLASPHEMY!!!
What kind of gay are you?!
That is SO wrong on so many levels. I love it!! Too funny!
That is SO wrong on so many levels. I love it!! Too funny! She looks like Joy from the View too!
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
Reading through the comments, it's obvious that 90% of commenters have never been to this site before, or are suddenly expecting Perez to play nice. Either way, you whiners need to get with the program - or find yourself a celeb-friendlier site for dirt.
This better have been done in jest, mister! You KNOW Bette is amazing AND ferosh!
Asshole!
It's "Mask" not "THE Mask" fatboy.
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
That should be Heidi Montag and The Mask…lol
its MASK not THE MASK
one is a cult classic, the other is a stupid jim carrey film.
Don't be such a douchebag perez, shes fucking fabulous and you know it. fucking tool
So Mean, Bette is a Goddess and thats sooooo unecessary
thats fucking mean. dont be such a dick.
Most people don't look good photographed from below.
Finally you stop kissing her tree murdering ass. It's about time!
look, bette is jewish and got the nose to prove it. she does a lot with herself. that ethnicity just has certain features you gotta work with.
Um, are you effing serious?
Making fun od someone with facial deformities, that is how low you have stooped now you PRICK!
If you should ever be so lucky to have a child with someone willing enough to let you artificially enseminate them, you had better pray karma does not come back and bite your big, FAT ASS! You have no idea what it is like to have to deal with cruel comments from animals like you because you look "different" Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no you didn't perez
Perezito, You better check yourself before you wreck yourself comparing the Divine Miss M like this…
Slow news day Perez??? That is just wrong, wrong, wrong!!! Very disappointing.
Yeah. Wowwy-zowwy.
She looks just like the character she played in "For The Boys" when they aged her. Wow!
Perez seriously man………………….
You know i love you, but this is just wrong !!!!!
Bette is wonderful and this was really rude 2 do 2 her.
Shame on you
Veronica
omg, that's funny.
Kinda like Bette Midler mixed with Rumer Willis.
Uh, what kind of gay are you?? Did you really just try to diss Bette Midler? I have a feeling you're going to pay for this one, you fat fuck.
Bette is a gem and a survivor, and I'm simply saddened by this gratuitous comparison. I'm happy that she has a very developed sense of humour. She'll probably look around for a wicked Perez comparison a la Clooney, and it will rule yours.
FUCK THAT.
Perez - I love you and I love your column. You make me laugh my ass laugh off because you tell it like it is and put people in their place….BUT today I am sad for you. What are you thinking with this? What got into your head when you decided this was amusing enough to publicize??? You truly showed your unclassy side today, in a bad way. This item is strictly for hack AMATEURS.
You know how when someone you really admire does something out of left field, something even unexpected for them, and you get sad because you realize they've got a seriously fucked bone in they're body?
That's you today
peace out
Perez that's just wrng you know Bette is a Diva! She is supreme!!
Make jokes that make sense. why not just show a picture of your hairy asshole beside that English model you love so much
Bette was a courageous and stand up friend of the gays before it was politically correct to do so. You are so young that you have no sense of appreciation for how her camp show brought acceptance along in the mainstream. Then again, she can take a joke. Be prepared.
PEREZ YOU TOTALLY JUST COMMENDED HER YESTERDAY FOR PLANTING A TREE FOR EARTH DAY AND THEN YOU GO AND CUT HER DOWN! COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED A WEEK OR SO BEFORE YOU STARTED BASHING HER??????
Re: Buster Cherry – Are you kidding me? Joy Behar is one of the funniest women alive. People of her relative age group concur. You'll get her when you grow up.
Maybe someone should go to itunes or youtube and view Bette on Seinfield.
Perez Hilton gets his ass kicked and handed back to him by a true Diva, and Barry M might help her.
I think this one just went to far. Bette is amazing and to do this is horrible. Bleh on you Perez. Bleh on you.
You've reached a new low!
PEREZ YOU JUST WROTE THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW TODAY YOU'RE BASHING HER! JERK!!!!
As she does every year, the Divine Miss Bette Midler planted a tree on Tuesday, in commemoration of Earth Day.
Hopefully you're already doing your part to be as green as possible.
And, if you'd like to support Bette's cause, CLICK HERE to donate to the New York Restoration project, which she founded back in 1995.
OMG thats so fucked up…. but I did laugh.
The movie is called Mask not The Mask. Mask is the sad one with Cher. The Mask is the funny one with Jim Carrey.
um I beleive that is Rocky Dennis not Eric Stoltz who was in the Mask
That's truly cruel and tacky! Do gossip that it isn't on such a low level.
BETTE IS SO HOT
first time i've ever posted. that's just mean. not even good mean.
OK you Catch Touch Bette!
Bette definitely made it on talent and personality not on her looks. Although she does have a great face for comedy and even she would probably acknowledge that. ( I mean that in a good way) The comparison is a little extreme but funny none the less. I bet she has a good laugh over it. People should lighten up. It's not like you're saying she's not talented. Now that would probably hurt her feelings and everyone would know you're lying.
Okay, now that's just cruel!!!
It's unfortunate that you would make a joke about someone's physical misfortune. Something tragic could change the appearance of one you love very much and it would hurt you to hear people laugh at their expense. Be ashamed.
What's up with all these comments defending the honor Miss Bette? Dozens of comments posted by the same 3-5 people. Most readers on PH.com probably think she's Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life or something. It's funny. Move on.
that's horrible !!
Really? Perez, really? Wow. You are not the gay we thought you were.
i put a spell on you!!!!!!!!!!!!
i put a spell on perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love hocus pocus
don't be talkin bout the divine miss m like that!
twins!!!
not cool…funny, but not cool.
Bette is too fierce to be dissed like that.
SACRILEGE
not. funny. Love you Bette!
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LOL, YO, THATS FUCKED UP.
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That is really mean. I know you were laughing when you did it but it's still not nice to make fun of the divine Miss M. Your SAB would be Cornelius from Planet of the Apes Perez.
You are on the wrong side of the issue, as usual. You bag on Bette and worship Mariah Carey. Bitch, please!
That's mean Perez, uncessary….
fucked up