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"N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows"
Poor cow! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls
MOORESTOWN, PA ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.
Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.
Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.
#49 - serena
Actually I hate to say it, but in Denmark they have animal brothels. I am not joking! As long as the animal isnt "harmed", it isnt protected under the law. I would argue that the animal is harmed, but so far the law in Denmark does not see it that way.
I know about this because it has been frontpage news here in Norway. Seems some norwegian folks also like to get down with cows, horses and sheep. And they make the trip to Denmark because there are farms which cater to this.. I am by the way..NOT ONE OF THEM!
Its pretty sick. Hopefully laws will be passed soon to stop this.
gross gross gross
this was on perez!!!
And I thought "Happy Cows came from California"
Is that why all the cows were smoking cigarettes today….
I wonder if the did any 69'ing? hehe.
What do you expect, he's a fuckin' Piney.
Please, if you go to the BEAST forum, you will see thousands of people joined there all ready to perform sex acts on any animal. Its real,it's nasty, and some people love it.
Thats Dirty Jersey For YA!!
Sick fucker.
The statistics are that one out of every four girls under the age of 12 have been sexually molested. Most of the time by a relative or trusted friend. For boys it is one out every six……..People, please watch you children. This happened to my stepdaughter. It was her mother's boyfriend. I knew something had happened because her behavior changed. Talk to your kids….over and over again about these things. Please……………keep a vigilant watch out for these monsters…..they are everywhere.
Robert Melia Jr. I bet Melia Sr. is soooo proud. If I was his daddy, this bastard would either change his name or I would have his ass stomped. If child molesters have to put a sign in front of their house and must register with the local police, animal sodomizers should have to go through the same process. If I owned a ranch a saw this prick leaning on my fence I would shoot his ass.
Interspecies erotica …. I miss my donkey …
another good reason to be vegetarian
Poor cow is going to need counciling. Get your hands off my tits!!
He needs help, and he wnot get it in jail so he get out and do that junk again
MEN ARE DISGUSTING VILE PIECES OF SHIT AND THEY WILL FUCK ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THEY SEE, SO DONT FEEL SPECIAL LADIES WHEN YOU FUCK A GUY, GUYS ARE DISGUSTING, I AM PROUD TO SAY I ONLY GET FUCKED BY AND FUCK GOLD STAR HOT TOP NOTCH LESBIANS, GUYS ARE PIECES OF SHIT.
don"t knock it until you try it…. mmmmm
101 erica
you only fuck horses, right?! thats why you sooooo righteous,,,,,, very suspicious!!!
WOW!! I actually live in Moorestown. I actually know who this guy is too. AMAZING. So glad that when my town finally makes Perezhilton, it's because our cops are cow fuckers.
It's all red necky mobsters, hicks and ghetto hoodlums but the hoodlums have more class.
Hay. That's udderly heinous. I wear a cow bell to alert people if anyone messes with me. Moooo-oooo-ooove him out of our paddocks and into the joint, and make him drink nothing but skim milk from powder for the duration of his stay.
Re: Scarlett –
It happened in PA/NJ..not new york..learn to fucking read
mookie, you are obviously a big fat ass whore, and a retard, you arent worth my time nasty hoe, dont be jealous that im a gold star lesbian.lesbians dont fuck animals, only straight ppl do, u nasty white hicks. so stop being jealous.
Actually, the local papers are now reporting that he forced the cow to perform oral sex on him. According to the Burlington County prosecutors, investigators found documents that showed at least four incidents in 2006 when he forced cows to perform fellatio on him.
You must feel so violated…
Re: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – What an ASSHOLE! I am going to assume you are not of European ancestery. Perhaps you are African or latino…your early ancesters have been known to partake in cannibalism..you fucking monkey.
pervert
Moorestown is in NJ,…I'm so proud to be from NJ now.
Moorestown is the nicest/most desirable place to live in South Jersey. Wow! cow humpers?
Perez. Let's stick to celeb news. If we wanted Weekly World News we'd buy it. But on the cop/cow story; SICK. BUTTTT…could be worse- like maybe smashing it in the head, carving it up and eating it. But THAT would never happen today, would it?
I'm sure the cow didn't feel a thing.
This is a real pig
what a sick fuck
lol he is a crazy bastard… let him in jail forever please. He seems to be the kind of man who would keep doing this kind of things and will rape any child that pass by his house….
Uh…does anyone know how big a bull/steer's DIL is? BIG!!! I really don't think the cow noticed much at all happening. Probably wondering what this dude was doing with his angry inch! Cows are really smelly…this dude needs major help!
moorestown, NJ, not pa…"the best place to live in the nation"
Did he have fun sucking white milk squirting from very tit? Talk about a multiple blowjob! Cowabunga!
I'm from Moorestown—-
And this is gross… I would have never thought that one of our police officers would do something like this
Did he have fun sucking white milk squirting from every tit? Talk about a multiple blowjob! Cowabunga!
ok the title of the article is so misleading….im from nj and this happened into PA so they should be more clear…
I used to read meters for the electric company on dairy ranch's and I can tell you those things fart & shit all the time. They have 4 chambers in their stomachs, I am not exaggerating, and they are foul! In the mornings hot steam was always coming from their ass…he is nasty!!! SICK, somebody needs to exercise the demons out of him. Damn, he is so lucky he wasn't an Israelite back in the day cuz they would have killed him and the animals under God's orders.
maybe you should focus on how wrong it is of him to be a CHILD MOLESTER, we eat cows for christsakes, I'm more inclinded to be bothered of the cruelty to those 3 little girls…
Re: In The Know – You're kidding. Cows will just as soon bite as lick. If true, this dude should thank his lucky stars he's not a bobbit; and tongues freeze to poles at thirty below…
it's in NJ not PA, and it's in the town over from me, THAT SHIT IS CRRAAZZZYYY
i like ur website… but u copy all from THE SUN
This guy and his girlfriend both need to be shot and put out of their misery. What a sick bunch of people!!! I am truly disgusted!!!!
I live in the next town. I wish I had never moved here. There are all these mouth breathers like in a bad horror movie. No one wants to go out because they act like they've never seen a woman before. I'm not surprised that they do it to little girls and cows.
moorestown is in nj, not pa
woh! it just keeps getting weirder. cows, as in plural, after sexual assalt on girls? and he is a police officer???????????? someone that is supposed to be trusted. SICKO. makes me hate cops more than i already do
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, how nasss-tayyy
wha?!
mimi wasn't available?!
lol…
Fun news!
Filthy piece of white gutter trash should be kicked in the head by a steer until he dies. Nasty gross fucker!
Re: jokerface –
Because black perverts don't have access to cows. They go for the next closest thing….fat girls.
A pig fucking a cow, thats not something you see every day!
Wasn't Rosie O'donnell's girlfriend arrested for the same thing?
Hahah this my town. Moorestown NJ. Wow. Good news. This guy is truly a creep.
Makes OKLAHOMA look like the cultural center of the universe.
ha ya i live in moorestown its soo sick! but its moorestown nj not pa but w/e yea this dudes like sick! i love that its on perez
EVIL!!!!!
White people! That's all I'm saying! You NEVER EVER hear about other races doing that type of gross shit! How sick of of freak can you be to molest little girls first off let alone fucking cows?!!!
whoever said philly is just hicks and gangsters is the biggest moron ever
MOOrestown?
hahaha thats too perfect.
MEN ARE GROSS PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEWWWW !!!!!!
He needs to be taken out to pasture and SHOT! There is not cure for these sick pervs!
WTF this guy is SICK AND IM SURE THEY'LL HAVE THEIR WAY WITH HIM IN PRISON . I HOPE THIS GUY GETS IT IN EVERY HOLE AND THEN SOME.
Re: April Showers –
YUCKY!
Re: ash –
watch it u cunt sum people r bad and good no matter their race
this is one of my towns policemen
im horrified hahaah
He has a striking resemblance to JT (Justin Timberlake)
10 years from now….lol
Maybe JT will get the the lead role for Melia - The Moooovie….lmao
i am outraged.
holy shit..i live near there : [
you sick, sick man…
poor cow. =(
And people have the nerve to object to Gay people. Gays don't do this kind of filth. I showed it to my brother and he threw up.
I thought everyone in New Jersey had sex with farm animals.
This man and his ol' lady are 2 NASTY ASS DOGS! Somebody needs to WHOOP THEIR ASS!
This guy should keep in mind the fact that there does exist something out there called KARMA.
how in the fuck can nasty people like that become cops? and then not lose their jobs?
MEN are so fucking disgusting anymore. first the dumbass that fucked the middle of a table, where the umbrella goes, now this. i shouldnt be surprissed anymore men are so fucking pathetic!!!!!!! Men that do stupid shit like this and child molesters should have their dicks cut off!!
WHY-WHY-WHY? WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST HIRE A HOOKER? SHOOT THAT GUY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE HEAD.
There are so many creeps here and they stalk women. I stay out of the clubs and do my partying when I go out of town.
okay, people…
number one: he's not from Moorestown, he's from Pemberton and WAS a cop on the Moorestown Police force…therefore stop putting down Moorestown. Yes, we were voted the best place to live in America in 2005 and we still are; you shouldn't let one sicko, crazy person affect your view on our lovely town.
number two: and all of you saying "he's from Jersey enough said" or whatever, need to shut up…you know you're just jealous of all the awesome Jersey people
Whoever wrote that apparently had way too much time on their hands to write an open letter to someone that doesn't give 2 shits about her. Besides, Lauren told the told the bitch she wanted to FORGET about Heidi, not reunite some other day. The bitch needs to listen, am I the only one who realizes that Lauren is sticking to her plan of forgetting about Heidi completely???
aw shit wrong place lol!!
Re: Calcbunny – I hate South Jersey. Camden and Willingboro are both pits from hell. Nasty.
I think that is "utter"-disgusting……get it..utter…disgusting…..
its moorestown NJ not PA …perez fix that shit…. giving false errors in your blog!
better cows than little girls. honestly, if vets can stick their whole arm up a cow's vagina and pull out a calf, do you really think they'll even feel if they're being "raped"? i don't think so. stay with the cows and keep off the little girls.
What's the big deal??? He is a cop. They are all disgusting undependable power thirsty assholes. I wouldn't expect less from any cop.
ewww!! this guy is so desperate, he is willing to try to have sex with a cow. he needs to get a life. he probably was bullied as a kid or something. i feel bad for the cow.
No different than doing a sex act on you Perez…..the cow probably smelled better and had a tighter ass….
Was it consensual? Because Moo means Moo.
PUT THIS SICKO AWAY!
A POLICE OFFICER? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! HE SHOULDN"T BE ALLOWED BAIL! HE MOLESTED A COW AND 3 GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you see the 'family guy' episode where a cow is being milked and is mooing like she's having a orgasm.
Sick!
well look at him, only a cow would sleep with him!
i'd rather he fuck da cow dumb idiots instead ov messing wit kids… jus plain ole STUPID!!!!!!!!
omg omg omg omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, just wanted you to know its Moorestown, NJ. Not PA. I live in Moorestown and everyones talking about.