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"N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows"
Poor cow! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows
Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls
MOORESTOWN, PA ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.
Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.
Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.
Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.




thats just wrong especially since i live right next to pemberton..pervvvvvv
ew that's so grosssss i guess you had sex with a cow cause you can't get anything else . talk about BESTIALITY . soo gross .
What happened to his nasty girlfriend???
its Moorestown, NJ - not PA
HEY! It was a very moooooooooooving experience!
what kind of a sick fuck rapes a cow?
He should be shot and hung
ok people…this is SOUTH Jersey which if you don't know, is like West Virginia…
The Cow was Maria Carey MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this happened here in chicago many years back although i dont think the perv was a cop.our local dj johnny b had a great song *moo moo i love you i know your a cow but anything will do i say shew whee cant you see i just wannta make love to you,sickO
That is so horrible and sick! I hope his superiors send him to therapy!
Re: OklaHOMO – Lolol.
Re: Gross Crackers – Yeah, and there's no gays in Iran. Take your bigoted, race hating agenda and shove it. Troll.
I guess the cow can't turn him down.
absolutely FUCKING disgusting his girlfriend must be a FUCKING FARM ANIMAL!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD BE PUT AAY FOR A LONG LONG TIME FOR ASSAULTING CHILDREN AND ANIMALS…….LIKE THE SAYING GOES ….EVERY ASS FINDS A SEAT WHAT A DISGUSTING FUCKING PAIR OF ASSHOLE LOSERS!!!!!!
Give me moo.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
i wish i was cool enuf to do a cow… any cow
got milk?
cow in therapy?? when is the baby shower??
While he is one sick wacko,,,,I wonder did the cow even feel it? I'm sure he has a small one compared to bulls….lol….however apperently his girlfriend doesnt like it either cuz she prefers little girls too! I sure hope the little girls werent her kids,,,,not that it makes it better,,,but would hate to be thier kids…talk about teased and tormented! I'm betting both were molested as kids, but lots of us were and we dont molest…drink yes,,,molest no! LOLOLOL
oh and I dont understand why saying first is so freaking important? you guys are strange :O) …oh BTW….SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL
cows are sexy.
I think it's hilarious that everyone has taken the time to get so upset about some NJ cop sticking his ding a ling into a cow. I'm glad he got caught, as a native Texan it's nice to know there are cow-bummers all across the country. God Bless The USA and YEEEEEEHAW!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this guy is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have sex with cows
Re: Gross Crackers – You never 'hear' about it because it's all on the D.L. Just because YOU don't see it doesn't mean it isn't happening, "Virginia". Lol.
SICK BASTARD! How f'd up do you have to be to have sex with animals!!!
People on here act like all people from NJ are this dirty. This was ONE person, and all these incidents happen ALL over. And to the lady who said 80% of south jersey was hicks and such, Sorry babe..not my town AT ALL. People need to learn the facts before stating their opinion. The man just needs help.
dude…i live in the town right next to moorestown in new jersey and i have to say i'm not suprised. our area has some of the worst pigs i've ever come into contact with.
WOW…I worked with this guy before he was a cop in '04 LOL…He was really weird back then, used to say some fucked up perverted shit…….yikes
New Jersey girls are HOT by the way…go research his gf though, YIKES!
SHE JUST COULDN'T KEEP HER CALVES TOGETHER!
what a LOSER!!!!
Moorestown is in NJ, not PA. Moorestown Twp was voted the Best Town to live in, in Money Magazine last year. Not anymoooo
Perez Moorestown is in NJ not PA. this dude is one sick fuck!! Moorestown was voted the best place to live in the country two years ago… I think they (the government) needs a better screening process for how much the people pay in taxes in Moorestown, NJ not to mention the cost of the real estate. This is unbelievable.
Mo0ooo0o0ooooo0oo0ooo
It's not even funny, in fact I feel for animals at the hands of people. They already are not treated right, abused and put in cages for others to look at, used to experiment on and just because they can't fight back. The worst part is we as humans are suppose to be intelligent. When it comes down to it we all need to really just go to church and live a better life; we don't have long before Jesus comes and people like them are just going to be judged on how they dealt with Gods creations. The rest is just gravy and all this will pass too.
this man…lived in my town. WEIRD.
sick
um…I'm FROM moorestown, NEW JERSEY, which is SOUTH OF TRENTON, so "Stephanie", shut the fuck up cause you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah this is fucked up but just cause this one guy got caught doesn't mean it isn't happening in other parts of the country…you're retarded
Yep and the funny part is he is a cop in my freaking town ive seen him driving all around… CREEPPPYYY
scary.
First!
No one probably wanted to go out with him, vagina or dick.
He had no choice but to fuck a cow!
Re: jokerface –
hey joker face, who the hell do you think you are to make a comparison like that on a public forum? do youreally think you are better than white people?? reality check you racist pig, sickos come in all colors. maybe you need to start evaluating yourself you sick racist. do NOT put people down because of the color of their skin.