Sexual Healing
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Another Russell Brand sexy perv story has emerged!
The British actor, a rehab'd sex addict and star of the new pic Forgettng Sarah Marshall, was turned away by US Homeland Security on Wednesday because of some Visa issue.
The immigration diss caused him to miss a big appearance on David Letterman.
Aw…poor Russell!
But we don't feel too bad for him cuz a lovely Virgin Atlantic stewardess apparently was there to see him through. To the very end!
Brand flew to America but was turned away at JFK Airport - without even stepping foot in NYC.
Reports claim that one extra special flight attendant took good care of Russell on his flight back to England and then accompanied him all the way to his North London home to make sure he'd be ok.
The lass was caught leaving his home the next day.
Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty!
After hearing about the Embassy Club "incident " and now this, we think that Russell is totally living up to the honor the UK's Sun has bestowed upon him twice – Shagger of the Year.
Not the worst reputation to be had!
Would U hit it????
[Image via WENN.]
YEAHHHHHH BOYYYY!!
love russell
FUCKING YES I WOULD SHAG HIM!!!! He can bang me to the moon and back!!!
Re: Leni – Yo, #32, Yeah, OK, I concede. You are right. There is a yawning chasm. Russell is so much better than Perez! As for similarity, well both are media sluts with a camp style. You could get rid of Perez and have Russell on this site for a much improved media experience.
The woman who gets him is gonna be one lucky b****!
funny = sexy - Heck yeah!
I LOVE RUSSELL!!
It's nice to see him getting so much American attention (I'm American btw)
But it's not like these stories are a big deal. That's just him.
What are you going to write about next? The Henry Hoover story? Now that's a story! lol
RUSSELL ROCKS!!!
Um, he is an addict.
Sources all around talk about how he bags several chicks a day.
Totally hit it! I love you Russell.
Yes Please…….
US immigration are such a bunch of over-security concious cunts. I got a visa cancelled for the most ridiculous of all reasons en route to LA via Toronto and they seem to let some shady characters into the US land, but not allowing Russell Brand is just a joke! So what if he has past issues with drug use…? Half of fucking Hollywood is on drugs!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GOD NO! I like men who look like men, not men who wear eyeliner!
Would I hit it? HELL TO THE NAH. But he was hillarious in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Guess he wasn't really acting tho, huh? Just being his normal, shaggilicious self.
perez, i thought you of all people were more enlightened! why is it a good thing for this guy to have the rep of shagger of the year but when a female sleeps around, say like lindsay lohan, she is a dumb, diseased slut? i understand tho, society's poison gets into us all from time to time. i still love you!
Hey Dabface and Abatz, go fuck yourselves!
Russell Brand is dirty hot.
FUCK YEAH
OMG, SINCE WHEN DID WOMEN FIND THIS CUTE. MY DREAM MAN WILL NOT BE SHARING MY EYE LINER AND HAIRSPRAY EEEWWWW!!
his nose hair is like 2 inches thick..gross..why are these skinny coke balls all over the place these days??????????????
yessssssss!!!!
omg russell is the schmex, like someone else says all you have to do is start talking about noel fielding and you will get alot more british people on here! the mighty boosh is classic, i was lucky enough to see russell and noel doing the goth detectives, two great minds in one room! amazing!
I don't think I'd hit it because a guy with a sex problem probably has something. I mean, really how many chicks has he possible slept with?
And I'm pretty sure I saw him on Conan last week or maybe it was Jay, either way, why is he having a hard time getting into the county now?
you need to start including noel fielding updates… he's a million times what russell brand wishes he could be
Why is it that people here associate facial hair with lack of hygiene? Word is that Russell keeps himself shower fresh and usually smells quite good. That said, I would be a little fearful of what might be lurking in his genital regions after being with so many people.
yes yes yes!!!!!!
Fuck. YES. i would. and we would love it. serious.
eep
Russell Brand.!!!
he is cute as. =)
Yes, sir, I'd hit it up one side and down the other. I'd gladly let him mop the effing floor with me. OH HELL YEAH.
haha hes soo funny..just watch a couple interviews of him on youtube and you'll see love him!
uh, YEAH!
Come on Perez, this is WAY old news. He's been doing this for years.
FUCK YEAH!
It's so weird seeing people actually -care- about Russell Brand's sex life. Honestly, I'm a big fan of good ol' Russ, but his libido isn't really big news to anyone. Honestly, find something more interesting to talk about
Um… yum. About time for another British invasion. Perez dear, please add some Noel Fielding to the majestically tight pants' better-hair-than-I-have brigade. Just imagine…
I heard about this and was soooo sad he had to miss Letterman. : (
I was looking forward to it. But he was great on Jonathan Ross tonight.
Love you Russell!!!!!
He looks like Salma Hayek and Tiny Tim had a baby. Gah He's fug.
YES I WOULD HIT THAT. I LOOOVEE the wild hair.
Yep, I'd do him! He is hot…this is not a great picture of him!
hell ye id hit it!!!!!
We all know post-sex glam hair takes time and product, good work Mr. Brand!
Can't wait to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall! Russell is awesome… Yum! He was on Jonathan Ross last night in the UK and he had me in stitches
Love muscle Russell
Amazing guy!
no he isnt a perv [ much
] and no he doesn't have STD's
Im with the Russell fans on this one (Y)
and YES i would HIT IT
Ahhh! The sexual prediator that is Russell Brand. it's fair to say the man would definately get it. Hey may look like willy wonka's long lost brother with an S&M fettish but just one look in the man's eyes and you are putty. the effect this man has on the opposite sex is whilst baffling something spectacular. Anyhoo i'd hit that! you clearly would too!
No I wouldn't.
Lets face it, after strippers and cheerleaders, air stewardesses are the next desperate group who'd sleep with anyone or anything. I'm sure it wasn't terribly hard to get close to some old aimless horny stewardess, this story doesnt surprise me at all
Interesting how people in america suddenly care about him
(though he is lovely
Ok really ladies and germs, Russell is G A Y "for reals".
PR people are setting up shots and rumours that he likes women.
Our hair challenged poofter is far from straight, no details.
But he is sometimes funny…..
I would totally tap that lol
Russell is absolutely gorgeous!!! Perez you should come to Essex!!!!! you guys should watch Gavin and Stacey on BBC iPlayer (www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer) cos its a brilliant show xxxxxx muchas love from England xxxxxx
He'd definately get it despite coming from Essex!
Essex is a fuckhole……….avoid it at all costs, most brits do!
i'd hit that a BAZILLIONGILLION times.
soooo hot!
gosh you americans cant appriciate the brand in all his fullness so leave him and let him come back to us! he is the loveliest man ever and pisses me off when people call him a 'perv' and all that.
DEFFINETLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S SUPER HOT!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED HIM IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BETTER THAN JOHNNY DEPP!!! HAS THAT ENGLISH " Je ne sais qoi"
perfect!
I no sum1 who has had sex with him and it iz mentioned in "booky wook" or wateva he wrote with a stupid name. It is honestly true cuz they went 2 the same skl nd he gave her a call saying he wud like 2 get back 2gever :S weird or wat!