SOOO Wrong!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Rumer Willis > Love Line > Chace Crawford
Warning: this post may cause you to vomit!
Chace Crawford was spotted partying with Rumer Willis in the NYC Thursday night.
Millions of internet users worldwide are shocked and saddened.
The unlikely duo were caught leaving Rose Bar at 2:30 am in a big Escalade bound for West Village celeb spot Beatrice Inn.
People were reportedly struck by "how short and see-through" Potato Head's white dress was. And, eww, she was wearing a black bra for all to see!!!
We just threw up in our mouth picturing that.
Why, Chace? Why?????
What do you heteros think of Rumer? Would you hit it?
We definitely think he's gay, if he's hitting the Potato!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: April 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I'd hit it! She's not perfect but she's still hot!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CHASE WHY???????????
HE IS SO HOT AND SHE IS FUGS!!!
I SAW HER ON MIS-GUIDED AND SHE WAS NOT ONLY UGLY BUT A HORRIBLE ACTRESS! YOU WOULD THINK THE DEMI/BRUCE COMBO WOULD AT LEAST MAKE HER TALENTED!
Ewwww she is hideous! Who the hell (male or female) would ever wanna hit that?
hahahaha, funniest post ever! I hope he's not hitting it….
is she even 21 yet???????????????????????????????????
HELLS YEAH! I'D HIT RUMER WILLIS….WITHA CROWBAR!
rumer is FUG. she's like a stale fart gone horribly wrong. chace is def gay. he's too manicured. hello zac efron.
please ban rumer. she's not talented. she's famous cause her parents. she doesn't deserve this level of exposure. she's kinda like george bush. an idiot and ugly.
hes so adorable why her?? ew shes a mess
Seriously gross. He can do better. That makes me not want to watch Gossip Girl.
I think it's pretty obvious why these good looking guys are willing to hang out with her… DRUGS! She must have the best blow hook-up in town. Then when they're good and high, she sticks her tongue down their throats.
Yeah, I'd let Potato head suck my dick, and I'd prolly get the bitch from behind 2. Her face would look better if it had a hot nut busted all over it, but then again every girl's face looks better like that =oP ♥ ya Perez
yo i"ve been thinking that she's soooo not cut for the logest time!!! she is no wherenear as sexy as her mama! and ese nene is soooooo fuckin chulo!!!! OMG! i want it!
Come to KK Chace!
If so…………SO WHAT???
Love is blind.
Incase you didn't know, some people don't always go for looks when it comes to relationships. Not everyone is superficial. I am sure that if they were, you would never be in a relationship, Mario.
EWWWWWW …. ok seriously this is the first time i say that..but potato head is UGLY there's something about her that's just wrong….. face wise…. ewww just ugly…. on the other hand her mom is HOTTTTTT…… chace is def. gay…. commmmon you guys…….. vibe vibe VIBE
WTF???
I don't get it–isn't she totally underage? How is it ok for her to be clubbing and bar hopping all of the time.
And do her parents pay any attention to this? Are they figuring the sooner she goes to rehab, the sooner she gets it out of her system? Demi kept her girls away from Hollywood and now that the oldest is over 18, it's cool for her to party out and whore it up? What a bad example for the other two.
Why does Perez ALWAYS defend Chace? HE cheated on Carrie more then once and if he and Rumerilla turn into something serious he'll cheat on her too
they have matching eyebrows
Why???? GOD…WHY???????
they kind of look alike…same eye brows.
I would not even touch her with a stick… I mean, she's disgusting!!
girls with so so faces and hot bodies fuck hard!!!!!!!!
perez stfu stop beeing such an asshole and let Rummer alone she is cute
not the most cutest but she have something cute
kill me now :[
okay well now everyone knows he's gay
Hell No I wouldn't hit it–She looks like a Fat broad if you just seen a head shot…but, she is skinny WTF
Almost 109 mean spirited people! I agree with tracy and want to remind you of the old saying If you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth shut!
I am sorry Rumer, it is a shallow world. These are not the kind of people that opinion's should even count to you or anyone!
Oh and Perez if I was you I would be a gentleman and remove this story and comments!
As one of your loyal male hetero readers I would only hit it if there was nothing better laying around or if it was way easier to get than something better…this is an example of shear laziness or lack of anything better going on…
Dear Perez,
I am a mental health professional who frequently reads your blog. You are witty and I love little Teddy! I feel a sense of dismay, however, every time you say ugly things about Rumer Willis' looks. I feel it is FINE to make fun of someone's actions(eg Britney, Amy. etc.)and play up people's stupidity all you want. When it is a matter of looks based on heredity, however, what purpose does it serve to be cruel???? Doesn't it encourage people to believe it is ok to judge someone on looks, alone? Short of plastic surgery(which I would support if I were her mother…), Rumer can do nothing about her jaw. She is actually quite lovely from many angles. It must be hard enough having Demi Moore as her mother and feel "less than" based on her looks, but to be publicly called "potato head" has to be mortifying. Rag on her about her choices, please, NOT what she got due to Bruce Willis(with a lantern jaw)being her father! Think about it….What we can change, we should change(you are looking very svelte,BTW),but heredity just happens… Thanks for reading and thinking about it! Linda
Euuuuuuuuuuw, WHY? is my big question. She's sooo ugly and he's superhot.
Gah, like you say.. he must be gay if he's with Rumer.
yeah, i'd hit it and quit it.
hi- i'm straight and i would never touch her shes fucking disgusting- write about her more its always so funny
NEVER IN MY LIFE…EW EW EW GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rumer Willis?
Yeah, I'd hit it…
…with a fucking shovel.
Fuck you, Mario. I'm not a hetero, I'm a breeder.
I'd hit it…with a bag full of bricks.
Perez, as a butt ugly fat man you seem to somehow think you have a chance at these gorgeous men! Believe me if you can get somebody in bed so can Rumer who is way prettier than you can ever be.
Ewwww she is sooooooo FUGLY
What the crap. From Carrie Underwood to that. Maybe she has a fun personality. =/
In all seriousness I have to ask……are the cops in southern California crooked? Why would any club owner take a chance of having a minor inside unless they were paying off the cops??? Its not hard to find the underage celebretards….they call the paps and tell them where they are going. Why don't the paps and cops hook up and start closing some of the places that let these underage twits in? The authorities would never allow this in northern California. Any word of a minor in a club and the place gets closed down.
Go home little girl and get your a$$ back to school….your going to need it!
They're both no, I don't understand why people think Chase is so hot. I'm a gay male and I think I have a thing for the hunkiest of studs and he does nothing for me. Too over done
Yeh, well if he likes her, you could see why … i mean he dated kelly clarkson …
chace probably thought she was a guy, with man tits, because it sure is hard to tell with that jaw of hers.
you wish he was gay perez! you fat loaf! you're just pissed that someone you hate so much, for whatever reason, is with someone you love! hahaha, in your face fucking face!
this post just made my day!
eww he would have been better off with amy winehouse
not really a fan of either…
he looks like an elf
she looks like a different kind of elf
my reproductive choices are not with elves
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Yeah, that is pretty wrong.
He is extremly better looking than Rumor. You know he had to of had alcohol poisioning!!! or just wanted a ride home.
I think it's pretty obvious that all these hot guys must be hanging out with her because she has the best blow hook-up. Get them high then get them to make out.
someone else pointed this out: perez makes fun of this fug muffin but yet, he had an OP ad up yesterday that featured a couple of celebutards, one being Ms. Potato Head herself! Hmm…looks like Perez gladly takes the money for an ad with her featured in it but yet likes to make fun of her all the time…what gives?
SHE IS SO NASTY!!!!!!!! i mean she has good genes, so what the fuck happened??
this is absolutely HORRIBLE. a pretty boy like him deserves a pretty girl…not her!!!!!
He's just friendly. He wasn't making out with her. As long as we don't have to see her on our tv it's ok. Keep her off Gossip Girl! He's nice to ugly girls. You gotta love that.
WOW WTF WAS HE DOiNG WiTH THAT UGLY THiNG!LMAO; HE MUST BE ON SOMTHiN .. iF HES GONNA GET W. THAT!!
People, People, Now don't talk too much shit or your unborn children may suffer a similar fate…I'm just saying. God made her like that and as we say in the staffing industry "Their's a seat for every ass." As for Chace he may just chalk it up to one of those easy lays he never admits to… Some guys are just so horny, lol.
& Perez there are many straight guys that behave like this….they hit it and quit it without any intention of making it known to the public. My ex told me he had a few like this before we met…ew!
I am just as shocked as you are, Perez. Anyway, Carrie Underwood is just as bad.
…..OMFG!!!! WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT MS CHASE WAS JUST OUT ON THE TOWN WITH A PSEUDO-CELEBRITY "GIRLFRIEND"…..JUST A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT!!!!
i'd hit it…. But if I were BRUCE WILLIS I'd hit Demi and Jay Leno for making that spawn…
Damn she is FUGLY!!! what is a hot guy like him doing with this THING ? ewwwwwwww…..
C'mon now…..the only way Miss Chase would "hit" THAT is with a FUCKING TEN FOOT POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez I can always count on you for a good laugh. Potatoe head cracks me the hell up. Potatoehead sounds pretty loose. Seems the only way she is with a man is leaving late at night. I wonder if that is why her knees are in such bad condition. She's so ugly!!
"Millions" of internet users… are shocked and saddened?" Really? Do people actually care about either of them? If not for that insane claim, I would have skipped right by this post. I'd rather see more pics of Perez and Kanye or hear about Madonna's adoption.
THEYRE HITTING ON EACHOTHER BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE EACHOTHER!. they have resemblance. Study shows that most couples look like eachother. EXAMPLE: tom cruise and his wife.
look at chace's eyebrows and hers, they totally resemble. the lips do and so do the nose
well.. if i had her money and her face i would definetly get plastic surgery.. there is no shame in that i think.. and chance.. i dont think he is gay-gay i think he is bisexual.. and i think he is out on the prowl probably pAArtying it up with his new fame and having a good time with whom ever is up to it.. case in point..
CHAAAASEE!!!!
WHYYYYYY????!!!!
well…she hooked up with josh hartnett too…
she MUST have a good personality or must be throwing herself at them…like with the see-through dress. YUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!
CHASE CAN DO A MILLION TIMES BETTERRRRRRR!!
EW!
And yet….. John Mayer tongued you out….
If that is believable….Well!
Plus I can say she's hotter than you want the public to 'think'.
What? Didn't she pay your 'good press' extortion money?
Maybe he is trying to get a part in Daddy Bruce Willis' next film!!! No?
I think she's hideous looking…not appealing at all!
She's kinda cute. She's so young and fresh-faced. She doesn't look like a potato. That's just mean. Chubby cheeks are cute! She has a pretty complexion. Maybe she has a good personality, too. Or maybe they have chemistry together. You shouldn't assume that Chace doesn't take personality or chemistry into consideration.
Is it just me or do Rumer and chase look like the same person
Rumer look like Bruce. Chace must be gay!
Rumer ain't that hot but she also isin't deserving of all this cruelty..we all know Perez is just green with envy cos apparently she has Chace..and he never will!
noo!!!
shes horrendous!! gross! disgusting. who would want to date a female version of bruce willis… gross
I would hit it, but then again, I'm a guy that swings both ways.
Hey Mario what did this girl ever do to you? Are you blind? She looks exactly like that blonde model you're so crazy about–put that up as a seperated at birth picture! Those two could definately be sisters!! and by the way, didn't you just turn 30? why do you insist on acting like you're 12? oh well, to each his own I guess…
I bet she can get the BEST drugs…
Re: Lerry – You know Lerry, this isn't the first time that I've heard that you have to do favors to get good press on this site…anyone else heard the same??? I smell a rat!
I love Rumer !!!
She's cute
Perez, please leave Rumer Willis alone. She does not deserve to be picked on as much as you do.
OMG! what the hell does he se in her…..he needs to go back to carrie underwood
maybe its for that ashton show?…if not…chace…why?
Ehh. She must have slipped something in his drink.
his mom told him to eat his veggies.
just sayin
ew, i think i just threw up.
i might have lost all respect for him.. daym he mustve been depserate
NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! rumer looks like a damn man
There is more to sex appeal than just looks. She is probably very sexy in person. The way a woman walks, moves, looks, etc. all creates her sexiness. Not just a 'perfect face', which none of you on here have, by the way.
You don't have to be pretty, or hot, to be sexy. FACT. If it were true, none of you haters on here would ever get laid.
That said, Rumer has beautiful features, and she is unique looking. I like that about her.
By the way, how many of you think you always look sexy in all of your photographs? Paparazzi photos are, 99% of the time , very un-sexy.
You little boys on here who are calling her mean names obviously have 'pinkie dinks' and wouldn't be able to satisfy Rumer's hot sex cravings with your itty bitty pee-wee-qwick-shots anyway.
LOVE IS BLIND hahaha
Now you know how I felt and thousands of people felt when we saw the 2 guys kissing in that sop opera on CBS? Now that is WRONG!
Yeah we felt we vomit in our mouths..
maybe she has a sparkling personality?
what's the big deal anyway? chase crawford is pretty damn ugly all by himself. sure rumer is ugly, but chase isn't any better - they're exactly the same. they even kind of look alike. i think they make a fine couple, good for them!
i'm still happy one of perez's men has been nabbed by someone he hates so much. good day, really good day. 
SHE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN PEREZ! HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED HOW LARGE PEREZ'S HEAD IS AND AKWARDLY SHAPED? HIS TEETH ARE ODD TOO… HIS BODY IS STRANGE SHAPED…HE DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING HE WEARS…ALWAYS LOOKS SLOPPY! I CANT THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO WOULD FIND PEREZ PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE AND NOBODY CLAIMS IN PUBLIC IF THEY HAVE EVER BEEN WITH HIM….IT'S LIKE "WOOO NO WAY WOULD I HIT THAT…IT WOULD RUIN AN IMAGE"!
Perez, you are a typical insecure bully….trying to poke fun at others so people dont look at you. grow up…this isnt jr. high anymore.
He goes from beautiful Carrie Underwood to Rumer? He MUST be gay!!! Or blind.
What I'd love to know is, who the fuck decided to put Potato head in the Ocean Pacific ads that were on your site earlier this week? She looks about as much of a beach bunny as my grandmother does. She has a huge head. I don't remember a name being as appropriate as potato head.
Is it really possible to become famous just because you're dad is famous. Does anyone in this town actually require some semblance of talent to make it here? It's really sad that it's just handed to people like this. Bruce Willis worked his ass off for a long time, something I'm sure he's proud of. Now his daughter just gets whatever the hell she wants, just because she's his daughter. I'm sorry, but potato head people should have to prove themselves first. The fact that I'm typing about someone, a girl, named potato head just goes to prove how long and boring the days are in my office. God damn, I gotta get out more.
Re: C. –
she's 18, she's legally an adult. not old enough to drink, but if she's sneaking into clubs or whatever, what can they do? it's up to the cops to get rumer as far as that goes.
Maybe they just went out as friends.
Not enough Beer and paper bags in the world …LMFAO!!!!
OMG!
i cant belive Chace would go for her. EWWWWW!
if he is trying to make Carrie jealous so she will get back with him its not working.
I LOVE CHACE CRAWFORD!!!!