A Little Bit Of Vag
Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow
Well, to be fair, that may be a slight bit of ass.
But, either way, it smells like fish!
Gwyneth Paltrow keeps it exciting at the London premiere of Iron Man.
Anyone feel like sushi????
[Image via Abaca USA.]
Posted: April 25, 2008 at 10:54 pm
why do you call her fishsticks and to say" smells like fish" is so vulgar. i dont like the dress and think it is inappropriate BUT i think that is one of the worst things you could say about a woman.
what was she thinking, what if she dropped something and had to pick it up??? and perez, fish & sushi? get fucked, do you have to be so crude?
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nice legs shame about her face
WTF?! EW!
attention whore.
that's disgusting
publicity stunt.
it looks like a sack….maybe cause her dick is to small to dangle….
Re: rita – She's too old to dress like a skank and let her ass hang out in public. She's disgusting and a disgrace to her family. What the hell was she thinking?? Ally McBeal went off the air a loooong time ago.
"What? can you see my tampon?"
hahahahahahaha
lucky dress
Re: Tropics – A brilliant ,well-written post. We need of more of people like you on here
Imagine the slime she leaves wherever she sits. I hope she doesn't have an STD because the next panty-less celeb will pick it up or visa versa.
Eww. Why don't people wear longer dresses. It's seriously disgusting. No one needs to see that much leg…or in some cases, vagina.
"what? can you see my tampon?"
IS THAT A SMALL COCK?????
I actually quite like her outfit. It is very sexy because of the dress and classic because of the jacket. Although, I would feel VERY uncomfortable in a dress that short. It should probably be about an inch or two longer… but she looks great. Her new haircut is a nice new look as well. A- (- for the length of the dress)
Yeah, not to mention butt juice, complete with E. Coli… yuck anyone who does this is sick.
Why would anything smell fishy? Unless someone doesn't take baths? She looks like soemone whould keeep good hygiene to me.
way to channel madonna with that hairstyle. i guess that's what happens when you become gym buddies.
Her legs look great though!
Hot legs.
Old desperate for attention cow!
I think she's having a midlife crisis!
I HATE HOW HER HUSBAND NEVER GOES WITH HER TO ANY, **ANY*** EVENT. I MEAN, GET OVER YOURSELVES AND JUST BE A NORMAL MARRIAGE.
She's wearing a thong…that's why it looks like her butt is hanging out the back!
before they go out in public, i have two words for these celebrities - ask someone.
I DONT GET WHY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "ITS JUST ASS", AS IF ITS OKAY THAT HER ASS IS EXPOSED. COULD THAT DRESS BE ANY SHORTER? SHES GROSS.
I like the look! I seem to remember that she gave us a shot at her twat some years ago at some awards show. I am surprised that Perez notied it, he hasn't seen a vagina since he escaped his mom's.
ES UNA PUERCA!
ES UNA PUERCA!
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Either way it it smells like fish!! hahahaha *dies laughing*
Ok Gweneth is a MAN. That looks like a BALZZZZZZACK to me!
HER LEGS LOOK FUCKING AMAZING. ALL THE SNATCHY COMMENTS MUST BE FROM ALL THOSE FAT, UGLY GIRLS THAT SENT THE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES TO PEREZ THAT HE SHOWS SOMETIMES. FUGLY BITCHES!!!!
MeeeOwwww Perez.
To a "hetro" she looks great. Curious about how much crap your going to take from your female readers about the "fish, smell, and Sushi" remarks.
Ladies??
umm seriously…
It's her little kitty for sure-slightly more pink in color than her legs!!!!!! She is really trying to slut it up. She is desperate to look sexy because her husband is dumping her sorry saggy tit ass!!!! I give them one year!!
Damn she is HOT and thats called an ass cheek, not a vag! Not sure the jacket works with the lace but those legs are kickin' awesome!!!
Hope she doesn't drop anything. LOL
Geezus Perez, go eat a Snickers or something. I'm not fan of Paltrow's and that dress is ridiculous, but you're being more of a vicious queen than usual tonight.
She is either a desparate woman or Lindsey's new BFF. Either one is sad.
Ewww. Vag. Gross!!!!!!!
That's odd. It's out of her character. She is usually trying to be proper.
Re: tiffany – Ugh, that's worse than anything Perez wrote. First, her tits don't sag because she barely has them. Secondly, she's hot though the ass cheek thing is pathetic for any woman of any age. Ladies learn to cover up and stop attention whoring. Whatever, you probably weigh 150 pounds and have pimples covering every centimeter of your face.
This would be a stellar outfit if the dress had been a bit longer. I love the cleverness of mixing a masculine piece with an ultra feminine dress.
hahaha……i just had sushi!!!! omg….so funny
I think my mouth would look good under there.
that's all ass!
I wish she would stop trying to convince us she's sexy. Do they not have mirrors in jolly old England??? I know her husband shags nasty birds!!
Re: JohnnyLawEsq. – LMAO. Very clever. Love the jab to Perez.
I used to be a huge fan but not so much anymore but if my legs and body looked that good after two babies, i might wear the same dress. JUST GIVE IT ONE INCH!
GWEN EAT STHING!!!
SAVE KATIE !!!
Whatever she look hot for having 2 kids. So if it's a piece of ass, balls or lips who cares? She looks amazing. A little bit pasty but great.
While the dress was RATHER short, I don't think what we see is any of her….more than just something in the background….let's face it, that's a mother of TWO..she looked HOT….you go GURL!
Bitch looks fab. And shut up, you'd all kill to be her. Cunts.
Wow.That is NOT a dress. NOTE TO GWYNETH>>>
We do not want to see your ass hanging out of your dress (shirt). Thank you.
its prob panties.. its too pink to be ass and waaay too low to b puss
She forgot to take off her strap-on
What beautiful legs she has !
I truly can't figure out how she'll sit down in that thing. What is wrong with these people…they feign being upset when they're followed around and then they go out of their way to be the center of attention. Idiot.
fishy's booty is showing.
Nice mons pubis you pretentious slag.
Perez has obviously never gone down on a woman. Healthy women do not smell like fish. That is a sign of infection, or, it can smell that way due to a man's cum.
Try it sometime, Perez, you might like it. Afterall,nothing is more repulsive than the idea of 2 hairey, sweaty men getting it on. The natural way is the healthiest way…..and that is one man and one woman.
Who woulda thunk that Gwyneth was a whore? Blythe Danner must be proud that her daughter is a skanky attention whore. She must be auditioning for the next "Rock of Love".
looks like a nut sack to me!
Perez, has it been so long since you've gotten any that you confuse ass for a big ol' hunk of ball sac? Call an escort, honey.
Perez- you mean to say VULVA or LABIA
Saying VAG as in VAGINA is like saying MOUTH when you mean face
she needs to move back to LA stat… so she can get a tan cause damn her white legs are blinding me..
I know Gwynnie Poo hasn't had a movie out for a while, but this is no way to get her name back in lights.
Nuts danglin' all over the place…
She/He has man leg…those are his nuts!
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either way that is disgusting. i thought that dress was way too short & this pic proves it. i always thought gp was classy but i guess not.
she's looking worse than ever! i love it
Ewww, it looks like a scrotum to me
ok people, all i hear is JEALOUS and JEALOUS!! I think what is lost on all of you is how F'n fantastic her legs look!! Seriously, anybody who works that hard to look that good at her age (which PS is NOT old at all) better show it off…in the immortal words of JT she's bringing sexy baaack bitches!!
this is embarassing!!!
eewwww. way too short. what the hell was she and her sylist thinking? She would look way better looking if she wore a pant suit or skirt suit…wtf (shakes head)
"To be fair" thats a nutsack….EWW!! I hate that word…but really….it is
DAMN! She's got some nice legs on her!
I never noticed!
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! WTF ! HOW SKANKY OF GWYNETH
I just was NOT expecting THIS. This is a sad day…is she trying to promote something with this whoring-out shit?
BABY MOSES' HOME!
OK THATS SICK. TO SHORT, NEEDS PANTIES. NASTY. NOT CALED FOR
Nothing worse than a MILF acting like a full-blown whore. Leave something to the imagination, would you, fishsticks? I don't want to see your shriveled butt… dick or ballsack!
Never thought I would say it, but she's beating Lohan and Wonky in the sheer desperation category! Their marriage must be falling apart!
That's one hott mama!
HOLY CRAP!!
People that is what happens to your Vagaygay when you have two KIDS!!!
And just what the fuck would know about "smells like fish??" The only time it would smell like fish is when one of you Y chromosome assholes make a freakin' deposit, or if the bitch is a skank whore. Give yourself some time to get your facts straight PH
lovely… she can do no wrong…well i've had an awful day… i got sacked… and so have you it would seem… cup o tea?
Do only 10 year olds post comments here? Every time I read a comment I can hardly understand it because of the poor spelling, grammar, slang & swear words. Seriously…this is ridiculous.
She looks hot. Plus, you missed the fact that she's got a (much-needed) new hair do, which looks A LOT like Madonna's, whom she's been spending a lot of time with lately.
Gwyn is so elegant and stylish, this style though looks like she`s bit by the madonna bug.
two words:
Snail
Trail
Having ruined every movie she's ever conned someone into casting her in, from the life of Sylvia Plath (blank vanity) to Stella in "Great Expectaions" (blank vanity) — she's now trying to make it as a sleazy shock-tart. Leave it to the young and shameless, would you, English crumpet wannabe… that is rapidly growing stale?
At least she hasn't ruined the career of someone far more talented than she could ever be — her husband!
You don't like women much, do you? What a tacky thing to say. Look how pretty she looks.
that is SO FUCKING GROSS!
She's gorgeous and can pull off whatever she wears. All you mean low lives never have anything nice to say and would rather criticize classy, talented people like Gwyneth. She has GORGEOUS LEGS for being a mother of two.
uuuumm… no matter how great your legs look after a certain age…never appropriate to wear your dress length the same sized hem as a go-go dancer. TACKY!!!! This could have been great if quite a few more inches were added "down under." Also disappointed in Mr. Perez for not bringing back the "fish stick" nickname about the same celeb when regarding a dress on this same celeb that had actual material patterned after fish scales. (which was also am age inappropriate dress for this same celeb.)
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What was she thinking??? Did she not look in the mirror before she left?
why is she wearing that??? she looks stupid
that is digusting- she was the dumbest girl in her manhattan prep school. spielberg had to get her admitted to college as a favor, as if she'd magically get smarter. but you'd think she could at least dress herself.
Uh I can't stand this bitch. And a lot of people can't stand her which is why she is a has been.
She is sooooooo into herself.
And is the most transparent actress alive.
It is so obvious she is trying waaaaay too hard to be sexy. But Gwyneth is not sexy. I don't care how many yoga classes she takes.
And you got to love how she is always whining about how she wants her privacy yet she is such a media whore on every magazing cover at once wearing short dresses to get attention and showing up at every event and walking around like SHE is the star of the movie.
EVERYONE HATES FISHSTICKS POUTROW!
Stop trying too hard girl.
Oh. Don't worry about that… that's just her balls.
i almost feel sorry for her for having to try this hard. she looks ridiculous.