A Little Bit Of Vag
Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow
Well, to be fair, that may be a slight bit of ass.
But, either way, it smells like fish!
Gwyneth Paltrow keeps it exciting at the London premiere of Iron Man.
Anyone feel like sushi????
[Image via Abaca USA.]
Posted: April 25, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Hubba hubba. I 'd dive in head first as long as I could.
GWYNETH IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO BE SEXY LMAO! Seriously Gwyneth you are not and have never been "sexy" so stop trying it just looks tacky. You are not Sexy, I don't care how many yoga classes you take to get your legs in shape. You don't have it girl!
Someone like Charlize Theron would look so much better in this dress.
Okay, I think she looks great. Maybe a little short, but she's got the body that should be wearing a short dress. I just wish she wasn't wearing that jacket. She did really good by cutting her hair.
The heels are way too high. The Guardian did a fashion piece a few days ago on how ridiculous she looked, and how she could barely even walk. Looking at this picture, I wonder how she could even sit in this dress, without exposing (thong or no thong) more than we would care to see. FV x 10!
Christ, she's even boring with her balls hanging out.
She looks fantastic. The outfit is fierce. End of story.
Well this is one reason why gays should comment on female body parts that they've never seen. Fuck me who would think that is vag has to be an ignorant gay. FYI it's a butt cheek, something you would think gays are familiar with. What's up perez, haven't gotten any real action and just jack off you fat ugly ass to 2D images on your PC?
Hey Perez, I adore you but when was the last time you were close enough to a vagina to tell anyone what it smells like? Here is a news flash, as all "man-juice" doesn't taste the same, all vajayjay doesn't smell the same. Cats don'y follow all of us home.
Hey Perez, I adore you but when was the last time you were close enough to a vagina to tell anyone what it smells like? Here is a news flash, as all "man-juice" doesn't taste the same, all vajayjay doesn't smell the same. Cats don't follow all of us home.
Seriously, what is her point here?
Why do these bitches think anyone gives a rat's ass about their rancid twats?
Put it away already.
well.. earlier today people were calling me a slut…
but this makes me feel a LOT betterrr
(:
She looks so old. She's her mother staring back at us.
if that would of been a lil longer, it would of looked great
that doesn't seem like what she would wear. maybe mariah carey would. how weird. i think it would look better ON HER IF THE DRESS WAS AT LEAST COVERING HER THIGHS BUT ABOVE THE KNEES OR SOMETHING! she doesn't look like the "type" to wear that kinda clothing. maybe she wants a change? after seeing madonna in her latest video wearing that one piece looking suit, she said "hey! if madonna being almost 50 that means i can do it too even tho i haven't hit 40 yet!"
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Re: inconsistent –
I suppose say it "smells like fish" or "anyone feel like sushi" isn't enough for you.. stupid ass!!! >;P
Maybe it is just a hemi, guys like that in trucks……
yeah right, she's hot! i hope i'm that hot after two kids… don't hate fatties
HOW PARIS HILTON OF HER
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I love how she pretends to be "spiritual"… has the macrobiotic community become more "racy" recently?
Fishsticks Paltrow takes vanity to self-absorbed new levels, even by Hollywood standards. She's such a D list hasbeen!
Ok Paltrow… casting agents who "forgot" your name years ago for anything other than indie throwaways have noticed… you have nice legs. Could you add some pants or a skirt to your lace doily outfit now??
She's a goofy looking chick. Her face is average. Nice body. Hope she doesn't end up looking like her uggo mom.
223 bitches!
Her dress wasn't that short- photographers take pictures at those angles on purpose.
Madonna made her wear that!
um. looks like perez's double chin.
Perez is jealous he is not a sexy woman. he's not sexy at all. sorry.
Perez, these comments here are not cool at all. Why do you have to take it that far? You are hurting all women when you discuss the scent of fish in relation to the vagina. It's not cool at all. I don't want to know what your balls smell like, nor do I need your staff to comment on Gwen's vagina. I used to be a fan of your site, but you are trying too hard these days.
What a misogynist comment, Perez…I seriously doubt that Gwyneth has vaginal odor. Women (and men for that matter) who keep themselves clean and are infection-free do not have body odor. Vaginas do not smell any more than any other body part.
I can smell your fat , dirty balls perez.
you've been jerking off too much. hahaha
I always condsidered her a classy lady until today. What's wrong with her? Is she on acid? I can see wanting to show off her nice legs but showing her tonsils too is a bit disgusting. It totally makes her look like a desperate, attention starved slut. Isn't she married? She looks like she's advertising for dick.
why do people say she has nice legs?
Oh, Perez, Perez, Perez. I love you, hon, but women's nether regions do not smell like fish. Only dumb, sexist frat boys think that.
Oh my …… I'm blushing! What a prick tease she is! My blue balls are getting bluer.
Gwyneth is a horrible actress…still makes me sick that the Weinstein's were able to BUY her an Oscar. RETIRE!!!
if i was chris, i would be soooooooooooooo embarrassed of her right now. she tries way to hard…her stupid therapies, her stupid diet, her stupid kids' names…what does chris see in her? she's so full of herself. QUIT TRYING SO HARD!!! dress you age already. hollywood is so immature. what's funny is that she and the rest of hollywood want the public's approval, only to act like they are better than the rest of us. we have the power people!
It looks like she walked out of her house only wearing her blouse and forgot to put her skirt and underwear on. How bizarre.
Perez! The comment is a little rude I'd say, not like you care, just thought I'd tell ya.
She Hasn't Been Fucked Hard In A Long Time, cut her some slack. She is just horny.
I'm guessing that's a bit of right nut.
Her stylist probably hates her too. That's why she told her to wear that.
I love Gwyneth Paltrow
she's a goddess
she's perfect
I wish love her soon
How WEIRD that she would wear something like this!!!
it's a buttcheek, idiots. no one's vulva IS THAT LARGE.
That's photoshopped. The dress was at least one or two inches longer in all the other photos.
I'd still fuck the living shit out of her till her nose bled
seriously, she's a fuckin hot slut!
just a bit longer and that outfit would have been really cute! a bit of advice: if your ass is gonna pop out when you sneeze it's too short!
Didn't Britney flaunt her bits in a dress like this years ago? Boooooring… (and gross)
Gwenny-buy-me-an-Oscar needs to get a new stylist.. black lace slut outfits are so five years ago!
Her husband must spend A LOT of time "with the guys" in the studio… she looks like an old spider who's longing to seduce the plumber or gardener and spank them with her big balls!
Oh for fuck sakes Perez! It's just a bit of her ass. She's probably wearing a thong. Figures you'd be scared of female body parts! EWWWW! ICKY!!! Besides, even if you did see some outer female genitalia it would be her LABIA not her vagina. You cannot see the vagina from the outside for crying out loud! Your comment about smelling like sushi is absolutely juvenile. If you are going to generalize about gender and smell, your nut sack probably smells like a salty, sweaty gym locker. Grow up already.
What the hell….could you not feel the breeze down there? See this is what a macrobiotic diet does to your brain, it makes you fashion assinine, which is far worse than fashion stupid. G., eat a steak and fire everyone around you. Then get good and stiff with a bottle of wine and then eat ANOTHER steak, you need the calories. After that….honey, Fredericks NEEDS a good spokes model, do yourself a favor.
She looks very desperate for attention..I always thought she hated the press attention she gets and avoids it like the plague..not in a dress like this honey!
She is looking a bit too Madonna-ish, must have been the "gym" sessions a few
days ago, maybe they were playing dress up. I hate all these blonde bland females.they are interchangeable andboring..even in micro mini dresses.
looks more like a shaven nut…
One question. Why??? do guys let their peck hang out? How nasty. She has lost it.
you guys can bitch all you want, but 2.99 billion men on the planet would still f-ck her… (not to mention another billion women or more)…. who cares, she's (still) Hot, so the dress is maybe two inches too short, GET OVER YOURSELVES!
she is trolling. She must be getting a divorce…
So THIS is what one of the most expressionless, stiff, mechanical "actresses" in Hollywood has to do to get a little attention…? Too bad; I guess palling around with Madonna wasn't gaining her the headlines she so obviously lives for.
Flashing your balls is NOT sexy Gwyneth! Now go home and make some disgusting food for your "interestingly named" (attention starved) children!
I'm not too crazy about that dress but… GREAT LEGS MAMA!
Oh Jesus.
lol someone forget pants to go with tht top!
Like the first comment wrote….photoshopped, because none of the other pic's on other site is here something to see but leg then dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the first comment wrote….photoshopped, because none of the other pic's on other site is here something to see but leg then dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the first comment wrote….photoshopped, because none of the other pic's on other site is here something to see but leg then dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks good & horny.
a woman like her will never look sexy in that kind of (awful) outfit. she looks too classy for that, but she proved she's none of that, just a mask…
Oh, I get IT!!
She's going for the new ice-skating outfit look!
Ubber chic!!
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she looks hot, dont be hating all you jealous people, and stop calling her a slut, whore, skank, when did it become acceptable to speak like that to or about a woman, who by the way has a long lasting marriage and children. by the way im a guy not some pro femminist
i like the outfit but it needs a good 2 or 3 inches to the length. Britney would be proud!!!!!!!!
i am all about the mini dress! however, this is taking the concept a little too far.
if there were just 5 extra inches of fabric on the hem, it would be perfect.
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That lump looks pink cause its so obviously been photoshoped. On other sites its not that short.
her legs are uuugggllllyyyyyyyy
YOU ARE ALL STUPID. SHE LOOKS HOT AS CAN BE!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING STUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
I PRAY YOU ALL GET LAID SOON. GWENYTH IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S FRUITY, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT
She should cut a deal with LiLo, trading leggings for paleness. Total win.
yee gods! She's lost the other half of her dress!!
Don't be a woman hater Prez!
She is trying to get noticed going out in that dress. Really,if that was Paris
dressed like that everyone would call her out for dressing like a SLUT.
Classic example of a female celeb who used to be the "it" girl, has now been out of the limelight for a while (no new movies or tv appearances), has a marriage rumored to be on the rocks, and is now starting to get a little desperate to be seen as hot and sexy again. That dress was a poor decision on her part — overboard.
While the outfit itself is nice, the length doesn't command any respect and is sending a mixed message. I think she's overrated and not too interesting. I would read her articles to see what not to do with my kids.
Like her hair, however.
you're mean perez. she looks great. and so what if the dress is too short? her outfit is amazing.
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Dress is waaay too short, but she's got great legs; I never knew.
Can you say publicity whore? After keeping a low profile for a couple of years, all of a sudden she's out and about promoting whatever her new project is. And flashing your pubes is one way to get the camera's attention. How pathetic that women have to literally undress to feel validated. Get a shrink, for chrissakes. AND a pair of panties!
God, you're disgusting.
What are you people saying???? She almost always dresses well, idiots!! Designers scream to get in line to dress her!
However, this dress is a little too short.
Oh for christ sake thats not her vagina! I know your gay Perez but come on do you know nothing about the female anatomy!
I think she looks AMAZING! Look at those legs! Go Gwyneth!
ew, that is puke material. It looks like her clit, obviously it is not but what the fuck is your imagination supposed to think. When did she get hot? Love the hair, the legs, the outfit, go gwyn you look good.
its her ass. why wear a dress that short gwen????
hot mess
un poco Madonna don´t u think so Perez?
Like you would know !
That is her ass you idiot !
She is a wife/mother.. not dead !
Imagine what would happen if she raised her arms in air?
Tall girls should not wear short dresses like this. Did she borrow it from Madonna?
The only person that could wear a dress like that and get away with it is Goldie Hawn from the 70's.
You have to be tiny and 5 feet 2-3" Stop borrowing out of Madonnas closet. She is not your friend when it comes to wardrobe.
i think the dress is beautiful, and people are only shocked because it's her and she usually sticks to a much more low key style.
people should stop hating on her though because she looks great for a mother of two.
if it was victoria beckham nobody would bat an eyelid.
It's an unfortunate angle, if you wear a dress like that you don't hold your legs that way, together, with straight steps only. Like always sitting with your knees together, something many women seem to either not know, or can't do. Has anyone here ever seen dresses from the 1960s? This was pretty much par for the course, which is where the matching panties came from, ever watch the original Star Trek? I have several dresses that were my mother's. Has time gone backwards and everyone forgets and becomes Puritanical?
The real money shot would have been to capture her sitting down or getting up. Must have spent the night with a purse on her crotch.
I always thought she had balls..looks like I was right
She looks great…except for the slight butt bulge. She has great legs - nice to see a celebrity who has nice legs wear a short dress…instead of people with terrible legs (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker, etc.)
Of course he doesn't know the difference between vag and ass, isn't that obvious?