A Little Bit Of Vag
Filed under: Anglophilia > Fashion Smashion > Gwyneth Paltrow
Well, to be fair, that may be a slight bit of ass.
But, either way, it smells like fish!
Gwyneth Paltrow keeps it exciting at the London premiere of Iron Man.
Anyone feel like sushi????
[Image via Abaca USA.]
Posted: April 25, 2008 at 10:54 pm




"smells like fish"! so you ARE a misogynist pig. What a horrible thing to say. You are entitled to be gay, but that doesn't mean you are free to use hate speech against women. I hope Madonna reads this and cuts you off! ASSHOLE!
how the fuck is she going to sit down anywhere??
Perez you of all people should know ass when you see it!!!
X - You got fish sfor a real man???????
Dont hate people. For someone who is her age that has had a child she looks damn good.
you can always tell when they are bored by their husbands…..madonna, gwyneth, ……one minute they are earth mothers……..and the next vixens….remember after this one had kids…..walking around in a granny dresss….madonna wrote a children's book & had a collar up to her neck….now her legs are back open wide looking for something obviously.
She is a mother of two so cover it up already! GEEZ!
mmm sushi, count me in, id gobble it right up then wreck that shit with my dick….ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
no seriously shes hot.
SHE IS TOO OLD TO BE DRESSING LIKE THAT,AND THE HAIR I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MADONNA.
FIRST!!!
Where does this dress ride up to when she sits??? THAT's what the jacket is there for…to cover her lap when she sits down!!
You know what, if I had legs like that I'd wear a dress that short too. She looks AMAZING. Yeah showing her ass - not a great choice - but her legs are flawless. And look at the peeping tom camera angle…. whoever took this photo is the gross one.
the sushi comment is so gay….
She looks great! If I had that bod - I'd be rocking that dress, too! She looks a helluva lot better than skanky Mariah and her awful mini dresses!
wow shee looks amazing - AMAZING!!!!
She has fabulous legs, but that thing is way to effin' SHORT!
are you sure they are not balls!!
she is crazy, seriously crazy - I love how she and Chris try to "pretend' they don't want paparazzi or attention…but then she either makes clearly media attracting statements…or she decided to appear in public like this…
ITS ASS YOU DUMB GAY ASS **** BLOWER PEREZ.. AND PPL IF U DONT LIKE IT, DONT BE LOOKING.. AND SHE DOES NOT DRESS TO IMPRESS YOU IDIOTS.. AND HER MARITAL WOES IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Oh HELL NO. Put away the meat curtains, or your ass, or whatever that is down there. Damn I wish I hadn't seen that before breakfast. Ugh.
Bitch - you wish you had legs like that. Seeing as *civilised* people don't bend down on the ground to take pics up girls skirts, I think we can firmly lay the blame for this on the pap - and the farts who publish this crap.
smells of ROTTEN fish, why is she doing that now that she s old and has kids already, she should of done it when she was younger anyway she probly was way too busy puking everything she ate then
Why the heck do you always say such deragatory things about women? I just don't get it. It seems to me that, as a gay man, you would be a wee bit more sensitive about not perpetuating hateful stereotypes ala "smells like fish."
great dress, great legs!
love gwyneth. she is awesome . but very dissapointed at this pic. she looks cheap !!
yuk those legs look crooked
that looks like some shit britney would wear.
Yowza, is she going to sit down in that? That chair is going to be surprised!
Great legs, though.
Way too old for this dress. It's for Miley.
Yes, that's her butt — as your other readers already said. Hanging a bit low but still, that's what it is.
gorgeous legs, but … OH MY! That really is horrid. It looks more like a long shirt rather than a short dress!
well i do like her hair the dree is ok but too short.
Does this say: "Marriage on the rocks, much??"
clearly it's the inside of the back of her dress…she looks beautimous!! she's in great shape..i'm sure she's worked hard to look like that…why not show it off!!! i luv her!!
it would smell like lentils
not fish
reminds me of some nasty paris hilton pics where her saggy ass is hanging down confusing people that it is something else, but that is definitely hanging ass.
THAT'S AWESOME…
where's the resst of that dress ??????
THAT'S AWESOME…….
333rd! She is disgusting. . . funny thing of it is that she (and her Mommy) think she's "classy." Surprise people w/class don't behave like this, arn't desperate for attention, and know when they are at a certain age where certain clothes just arn't becoming!
WTF? That is so wrong…she had to have been drunk walking out dressed like that. Like where is the other half of the dress?? OMG, she's clearly lost her mind!
I would kill for those legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will someone please whisper to her that her ass is literally hanging out of her dress. She must have taken tips from B. Spears.
that looks like saggy buttocks not vag to me….either way its a little vulgar
Re: {krazihottkelli/btchygrl/krazihouze –
She has become a whore. She hates her husband and wishes she didn't get married. He is cheating on her and she's use to being the baby, so she reacts like a slut would. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I'm stuck with her brats.
Ummmmm, one question to her would be, why?
Perez, I can understand why YOU are getting vag and ass mixed up. Let me help you, VAG is for SEX and ASS is for SHIT, OK?
You are an idiot. Sexist, predictable and haven't a clue about female anatomy, like what is where….
Re: tina – I agree. You all want that to be some part of her hanging out so you can go off on her, but it is the lined inside of her dress. The lining is skin colored.
ewww
she's a mum for god's sake!
put the arse away, gwynnie!
thats not a woman, thats a man. thats his ball bag hanging down
With all the young female readers you have, why would you say anything about her vagina smelling like fish? That's really a great way for young women to feel ashamed of their bodies. I bet your breathe smells like shit, salad tosser.
Maybe she sat in some gum.
ALL YALL BITCHES DON'T BE HATIN' YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD WEAR DRESSES THAT SHORT. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS AND HAS THE BODY TO PULL IT OFF. SO STOP AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR, YEAH, NOT SO HOT, HUH?
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I would fire her stylist immediately!
you are all a bunch of fags
I'm motivated to work out now. I wouldn't wear a dress that short but she does have the legs for it. The jacket looks worse than the dress. It looks awkward because the sleeves are too short. I hate that. I am tall too but I make sure my sleeves are always the right length. Don't hate. If she wants to flaunt it, that's her business.
eeewwwwww….. slutty!!!!!
CHRIS MARTIN WILL NOT LIKE THAT……TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
That's just one of her balls showing!!! Do not like Fishstick Paltro!
GROSS!
what a disgusting, sexist comment.
She looks amazing!!! I'd kill for legs like that!!! Why has she been hiding them all this time? She usually dresses like she doesn't want anyone to notice her. Long, ugly dresses that should be on a grandmother, but finally, for some reason, she has come out and become the beautiful young woman she has kept under wraps!! Congratulations, Gwy!!!
Don't be so misogynistic…where would you be without your wimmen to give you attention??? Women's vaginas don't smell like fish unless they have an infection. You should know better…didn't you go to college Perez??? Tsk!
I'm not sure, what that is hanging below Gwinnie's dress..
I'm not even sure, I could venture a guess!!!
Whatever it is, it has lost it's perkiness and shape..
When that happens, better to cover or drape..
I know from experience, when gravity begins to take hold..
Better cover up the saggings, and contain the folds..
Just not pretty to show them, when things begin to sag..
Too many questions about.."What could be in that bag" ???
So, my advice to Gwinnie, and to other aging starlets to be..
Wear something longer, and keep your imperfections from hanging free!!!
Wow, I'm a little shocked that she would wear something so tacky. I wonder who advised her to wear that? Thank goodness it's ass we see and not anything else. At least she has a nice figure and we're not seeing fat rolls and dimples!
could be a ball…..
perez you are a dickhead!!!
it's just ass. and no, it isn't like brit brit, ’cause gwyn isn't a trash bag like brit. i guess i would feel the need to bitch about this too if i was a fatty. but yeah, she is hot, unfortunate angle i guess… but hell, i don't mind, i bet she is a great mum AND she is beautiful, who cares. COME ON.
Ugh… I saw her in that outfit and was wondering what was going on w/ her. That's out of character. I thought she was more classy. ???
MAYBE ITS A SAGGY LIP……..HEHEE
EWWWWW I'm Blind and just threw up all over my screen, YUCK!!!!!!
god who is she miley cyrus?
Re: bill –
She's a racist, so we are done with her and her stupid looking hairdo's. She's a closet militant.
She is just GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why doesn't she have hose on and underpants? She wants to be Britney.
Uhhh where are her pants? Cute top, needs bottoms (no pun intended)
So what, it's short… but really it's nothing. She looks great. Since when did a body like that become "disgusting". Prude bastards.
Re: JE – ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M 56 (YES YES YES OLD FUCK!) & WE USED TO SAY THAT BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL IN THE 60's! IT'S ABOUT AS ORIGINAL AS THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS!
It's lower butt cheek. Still, the dress is waaayyyy too short.
Attention whore !
If we have to guess whether it's vag, ass, or her dress, it's too damn short.
Ridiculous. That bitch is way too old ( and ugly ) to be wearing something like that. What a mess.
That is a women who is not getting it at home.
omg I FEEL SO BAD!
hahah oooh jeeze.
eeew.
i feel so sorry for Gwyneth that's embarassing.
Wait a minute, is the Corporate French Maid look supposed to be in this year or am I missing something?
Her face looks as old as Madonna's.
Perez, you might be right about the sushi thing. She's covered in seaweed!
that is HOT and totally motivated me not to eat today so i can look like that!!!!!!!
Seriously, that's gross.
All you fat cows complaining about her need to shut the fuck up. You only wish you looked half this good!!
And juzt coz
everyone 4/got y'r azzhole
don't mean u have
2 zhow y'r azzhole..u could
of juzt cheated with zomeone
cute…
or
got a new huzband 29 yrz.
younger…like that tramp'
demi….
u look like a zlut…not a mom…
Shez the new ””””””””””””””””””mommiedearezt””””””””””””””'
till zhitney comez back………………☻☻………………..◘◘]]
PLEASE JUST STOP IT! IF U HAVE A SKIRT THIS SHORT ON PUT SOME FUCKING UNERWEAR ON!
Well, she's in great shape but it's still too much of a muchness. Shouldn't she know at that age when her dress is too short?
Perez-Z! It's her ass! There is no way that could be her vagina
STOP THIS NOW!
Yes, it's fucking true. You just can't make shit like that up.
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OMG. IT'S HER BALLS!!!
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i think it is her bum since you can see dark black underwear on her but that's desperation. a mother of two looking like a prostitute in the red light district? geez. skank city. she's been hanging out with madonna too much who is the original skank.