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The Jonas Brothers!!!!!!!!!!
Comedic genius, Miz Tracey Ullman.
Speidi representin' Da Hills!.
The Soup's Joel McHale. Yum.
Actress and activist Rosario Dawson.
[Perez's super fabulous outfit courtesy of Diesel.]
Posted: April 27, 2008 at 2:37 am
holy sh*t perez..you look HOTT! your hair looks great.
………OK PEREZ…………. I know that i am not the only one….. but, One thing people will NEVER accuse you of is " PROOF READING "………. So, English wasn't your BEST subject, and yet you call your self a " JOURNALIST " "QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA" and you have no idea what the concept of "PROOF READING " is. I have to read some of your sentences, 2 and 3 times dude to figure out what in hell you are trying to say. It only takes a few minutes. I guess you are that busy ? ? Or ok, You just figure " WE" can figure out what you are saying… *LOL* whatever ! ! !
you look great but you are wearing way too much makeup, perez!
Perez is looking zexy!! haha. Too much bronzer tho… but whatever, I'm so proud of you, can't wait to see you on the 4th of July! Also, I totally agree that you are fake smiling with Spiedi! You got caught!
hypocrite fat fuck. such a poser perez. you bag on people, but once you get included you kiss their ass. you will always be a loser.
Wtf did u do to your face?
Your makeup is fierce mama! you look good! love da bronzer and shimmer!
Damn Perez you looking good!
hey perez ashlee really looks so GOOD
, buy her album 
u look good too
omg P, you loooooooooook HOT!!!!
you totally set - up good comments and you are a hypocrite bitch. you give gay people a bad name. you are still a fat fuck loser bitch
perez u look great
work it boy
Excuse the fuck out of you. You bitch about Zac wearing makeup but you have on way more then him. Makeup isn't helping you at all. And yours and Asslees both looks like shit, did you use the same MUA?
Damn Perez you look good…what's your secret?
WoW!!! Perz you look amazing!!!!
you look terrible, what's with all the make-up??? YIKES!! its awful. dont try so hard with the 'skinny face' look, you DO NOT look natural at all!!! what the hell were you thinking??? I could repaint the walls in my apt. with all the make-up on your face. again, you look uncomfortable, fake, and LAME!
You are still fat but you are pretty. xoxo. glad you are working on it. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
perez you are absolutely glowing! you look amazing! its really inspiring of you! i cant wait to keep seeing this transformation take place. You are a great motivation for my weight loss journey
wow perez have you lost some weight?? You look ah maz zing!!!
Hi Perez! You look amazing and your skin is flawless. Are you getting botox, using Strivectin or maybe even Hydroderm??? What is your secret?
Perez you look amazinggggg!
Keep up the good work!
uglyyyyyyyy tuxedooooo
Im happy that you are now keeping the company you have always craved, but i think your a total sell out, youve gone the same road as the celebs you slag off, your changing yourself to fit their mold, and what made you diffrent was you never did and pointed it out to us all so that we felt more normal at how fake they were, you used to give impartial news but now your too busy sucking up that your neither funny or impartial, i wouldnt be suprised if they now payed you to write about them, its disapointing, hope you like your new plastic look, and shallow freinds
Perez! You look fabulous! That first picture especially. That's like, THE angle for you. Way to go!
Perez, seriously,whats with the makeup?
its too obvious- you have more on then the woman you are posing with- blush, eye brow pencil and white eyeliner, come on!
I cant imagine what it must look like in person, you cant really insult Zack Effron and everyone when you are as guilty, thats kinda hypocritical.
OMG, Perez! You look, to quote what you said about your outfit, SUPER FABULOUS!!!! Keep it up!
PEREZ! you need to steralize yourself after taking a pic with speidi.. wtf were they doing there? gross! and i met joel mchale this past feb. in san francisco and what a nice guy, cutie too!
omg, i love how everyone that says perez is thin probably already has an eating disort. b/c perez looked absolutely fine b4. Now he just looks like a sellout.. you know the ones he made fun of b4. it is 1 thing to loose weight, but perez has decided to go hollywood on everyone, highlighted hair and all. everyone loved perez because he seemed real as a posed to the celebs he made fun of. but now someone needs to write all over his picture, and draw cum comin out of his face with a huge wannabe written next to it. This web site is no longer fun. Nice trying to be another hollywood wannabe.
you look so good!!!
OMG Perez you look so freakin hot!
you look so good perez! you can definitely tell that you're thinner in your face!
plastic soul,douche bag. fake ugly wanna be….you are being tolerated because theyare insecure…just as much as you….fake. 14 minutes and counting…. it's true….you have no power
Hi Perez. You looked smashing. Absolutely delectable! I love your new look; how very sunkissed. Did you have a facial? What's the secret? A new make-up artist?
Perezzy baby you look sooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXX
Wow…looking good Mario! Your diet is working wonders for you! Your skin and eyes look so clear, I'm truly so happy for you. Okay, so that said, why are you acting like just b/c Heidi and Spencer said LC's sex tape is real, that it really is real? I forget, have you seen it? Also why are you acting like besties with these two? I mean even if the rummer is true you shouldn't be trying to be buddy, buddy with a "man" who is trying to expose someone else…on Tyra F-ing Banks!!! I'm not a hater of yours and I'm not some teenager trying to be bitchy (I'm actually just a 25 year old with PMS) but this unholy alliance you have now with these two publicity mongers is really disgusting. Been a fan of this sight for almost 2 years now but I really want to boycott. That's my rant.
P-Nasty you look damn fine boy!
Perez! you have lost some wait boy! good for you
i'd tap that
so does Diesel supersize,because you and Jay Leno could have chin competition
You look SO fucking airbrushed Perez! And so does some of the other folk! Please, you are thinner, but you're not fooling anyone! Ashlee looks like a fucking porcelain doll. I'm going to go throw up now . . .
OMG Your Soooo Skinnyyyy….Looking Good…I Think Thats Your Perfect Weight No More No Less… Your Looking Sooo Good Now You Need To Go Bag Yourself Some Zacquisha.
please dont take any more pictures with speidi they are really lame
Um…either Joel McHale has a pin head, or your head is fucking massive. Also, nice brows Liza.
Puurez, you should tranny up more offten.
You must have gotten a little self-concious with all the fat jokes cause your shapin' up.
p.s.
TEAM HEIDI!!!!
that looks really photoshopped perez….wtf?
Perez - In that first photo of you with Pete & Ashlee you look STUNNING! Good for you, Friend!
Wow, Perez, you're looking great in these pictures! Keep up the hard work tiger! Speidi…eh. not so much. Heidi's lookin washed up
You look fantastic.
You now glow from within.
The mask of pink hair and punk-ass clothes does not hide your soul.
Wow Perez, you look better and better (and smaller). Gratz, you get it till 4th July!!!
Wow, you're pretty ugly Perez! You look like an fat old grand-ma! Funny really. Thank you for being so ridiculous. And… weird people at Diesel doing their promo on such a body.
Anyway, sun is shining!
Girl you are looking SLIM! Keep up the good work!!! I need some motivation!
Don't wear so much makeup Perez. And you don't need eyebrow liner at all!
OMG, stop eye-fucking the camera, perez! you're hotter than you used to be, but that doesn't give you carte blanche.
you are looking hot Perez! keep up the good work. Keep going! And don't let anything stop you from reaching your goal for the 4th!!! I'm rooting for you!!!
Perez, you look awesome! So wonderful; keep it up, love! And for all of you that are saying Perez is wearing too much makeup, shut up!! He is not wearing any more makeup than anyone else in these pictures! You all are pathetic and obviously bored and jealous!
Whoa! Perez just keeps looking better and better…
omg perez u look f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s ! and so thin !
ugh love it
ummm although u shouldnt have taken that pic w/ plastic wanna be celeb bitch heidi and creep lookng spencer !
Looks like somebody's rocking the comb-over.
You're looking so much better Perez, but please tone down on the make up! Its not hot.
Outfit = ferocious.
Could your outfit be anymore tight? WOW, Diesel had to really make that one EXTRA BIG for you.
Perez, you look super hott….
perez you look fabulous!
Re: HON3Y –
Heidi and Spencer need to be as nice to Perez as possible! Even if he is talking mad shit about them ALL of the time. Perez is the only one who is keeping their careers going. Without somebody talking shit about them, they would be absolutely nothing. Perez, you are too charitable!
Ummm…you'll turn into a real ken doll you know. Why such drab hair?? You are making a transformation, and I have a feeling it's not for the best. Don't sell out too much!
Whoah….perez have you lost weight?
Do you think you have enough makeup on?
Perez = Photoshopped
haha i wonder if people actually like you because your some nice and charming guy in person of if theyre just faking a smile so you dont talk shit about them on your blog.. actually the answer to that is pretty obvious..u make fun of hollywood bitches for being so fake but they dont have a choice when your the one who wont let them be themselves without the scrutiny of your website. I hope by going to these events you somehow feel accepted even though you arent, people dont actually like u, theyre just nice because a bunch of tools read your blog to distract themselves from their own lives maybe in the same way you distract yourself from your disgusting fat self with horrendous hair colors and styles and buying "cool" zipup hoodies. I love how u judge people and how you act like you love the person you are and what you look like, and how you act like you dont care what people say about you, but really you do. u wish you fit in especially at that correspondence gala, or sadly maybe you actually thought you did, but you didnt. u look like a fool, and i cant wait till your 15 minutes of borrowed fame will be over. u dont have any sort of talent, but im pretty sure you know that by now, and sadly you never. ever. will. sorry just bein honest! love ya bitch
Perez… your outfit is AMAZING!
does anyone else here want to get tag teamed by the jonas brothers? lol theyre shiny…
your figure is AMAZING.
too much zaquisha make-up. keep it it up love!
step away from the makeup brushes perez!!!
wow. i love how u make fun of Ashlee Simpson, but then u take a picture with her, lol. ur fake!!!
PEREZ! You look AMAZING!
Pahleeeeez Pereeezzz!!! No Pics with Spencer -La-Douche! You are so much betta than that!!!
perez looks so hot:D if i where a gay guy i woulde totaly hit on him;)
Seriously how much better do you look, hair much better in that style with no colour! Clothes way way way way way way much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done diesel! Keep it up!
OMG you are looking GOOOOD! I don't care if you are faking it with da celebs or not. I've been a fan for awhile and never thought I'd comment(not my thing, don't care …’til) was online earlier 2day and my BF ax'd if a pix was U. He said didn't look as bad as he thought you'd be. Went out 2nite and came home to see update and i might be a bit buzzed but WOW U look look in DC. I know U working out and it's starting to show. Whit-whew!Hottie!
You look hot!
But are still Hollywood's 'most hated'? You're becoming awfully intimate w/ Hollywood… I think ur losing ur objectivity, Perez… no more p-nasty?
Seriously how much better do you look, hair much better in that style with no colour! Clothes way way way way way way much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done diesel! Keep it up!
lookin' good, perez.
OMG you are looking GOOOOD! I don't care if you are faking it with da celebs or not. I've been a fan for awhile and never thought I'd comment(not my thing, don't care …’til) was online earlier 2day and my BF ax'd if a pix was U. He said didn't look as bad as he thought you'd be. Went out 2nite and came home to see update and i might be a bit buzzed but WOW U look look in DC. I know U working out and it's starting to show. Whit-whew!Hottie!
oh my god. this cannot be happening…. PEREZ GETTING ATTRACTIVE?! how can we accuse him of hypocrisy now? well at least in the superficial????
wow…you sure have perfected "celeb face" for photogs perez! DON'T DRINK THE KOOL AID! but i think you already did. how many facials does it take to get that shiney? and did you pose constantly in the mirror to choose that side of your face as your "best"? don't fuck up and forget where you came from!!!
Looking great Perez!! Just next time, pack a little anti-shine powder in your man-purse!
perez u look amazing!!! so prettyyyyyyyyyyy!
Too much make-up, P, but the outfit is AMAZING! You look GREAT!
aww perezzz ur lookin soo good!! keep up with those workouts sexii!!!
Lookin' super-fab in that super-shiney jacket perez
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p.s Jonas Brothers are well buff init!
you're so ugly perez, you have such an overly gay face. quit wearing clothes you're about to bust out of, it's nasty. i don't think you have, but if you have lost any weight, that doesn't make you skinny - you're not - and it's really tacky to wear clothes so tight, especially being such a fat lard. it actually makes you look fatter, buy something that fits properly and stop trying to squeeze into smaller sizes. these photos go to show how two-faced you are, hamming it up with some of these people you rip apart on this blog week to week. they need to keep you away from the jonas brothers. there is absolutely no reason for a 30 year old man to be that obssesed with a group of kids. they're children you nasty piece of shit! leave them alone! their music is aimed at small children, which you are not, and you have no reason to be a fan of them. big fat pedophile!
When did Celine Dion start a make-up artist career?
you look so sluttyy
one more thing: why do you try to match the posture and facial expression of the person you're taking a photo with instead of just acting like yourself? or do you even know who you are? oh yeah, nice turkey neck perez.
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anyone else think perez looks creepy in that photo with the jonas brothers? way too much cheese in that smile, and they eyes … not to mention all the exclamation point in the photo's title. how long until we see perez arrested for crimes involving a minor?
FUCK LEBANESE EVERYWHERE
PEREZ YOU LOOK HOT HOT HOT
Perez-you look awesome. So hot!! Keep up the good work.
heidi looked so much better before her plastic surgery. and her hairs way too blonde and flat. her eyebrows are too thin. it just looks so fake.
Okay, seriously, you're starting to look like Lauren Conrad, hahaha. Looking good though, Perez. Keep it up!
Nice makeup, Perez. Did you save any for your mom?
I must say, Perez….You look damn GOOD AND DOWNRIGHT HANDSOME in these photos! Your hair and clothes are great, and you look SO MUCH better clean shaven. Much more polished and younger. You actually look like you belong in celebrity circles. Keep it up for your sake and OURS!!
YOU ARE LOSING SO MUCH WEIGHT!!
wOww perez baYybbee lOoknnn dayum finne!!
u dOo yoOur thangg bOy
mwaaaaa *kisses*