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Filed under: Personally Perez > Politik > Ashlee Simpson > Pete Wentz > Spencer Pratt > Rosario Dawson > Jonas BrothersParents-to-be Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.
The Jonas Brothers!!!!!!!!!!
Comedic genius, Miz Tracey Ullman.
Speidi representin' Da Hills!.
The Soup's Joel McHale. Yum.
Actress and activist Rosario Dawson.
[Perez's super fabulous outfit courtesy of Diesel.]
Posted: April 27, 2008 at 2:37 am
It's good to se that your Perezciousness can get into private soirees. I am literally waiting outside the gate of prince's after party at coachella. It's 2:10 AM and sean penn just rolled into this place. It's so exclusive but so worth seeing if I can get in! I will fill you in soon.
Perez, you look amazing. Your transformation has inspired me. Thank you.
Perez, you look….. inspiring! Except for the eyebrow makeup, darling, which are a ~little bit scary~. But dang, girlfriend, you are looking good. Keep up the hard work and the Botox!
Ummm, with the exception of Tracey Ullman and Rosario Dawson, you hung out with LOSERS that night! C'mon Perez, you can do better than that.
P.S. You're lookin' healthier : )
that's not perez. someone made a wax figure of him, and they unveiled it here. and to perez: i notice that from time to tim you mention a new hoodie, or having hoodie envy, yet i almost never see you wearing them anymore. why not fatty? not something your cool friends wear? are you wearing all that makeup now to try and get that faggy efron kid to notice you? do you fantasize about swapping beauty tips with him? sleepovers maybe? you are balding and fat. oink! ^.@.^ p.s. you look like a scientologist! (not a compliment.)
Perez, you are looking AHMAZING!!!!!!!!!! Keep it up! XOXOXOX
PEREZ I LOVE YOUR HAIR
it is much better au natural instead of poopoopink
wooohooo perez you look awesome!!!!
youuu luckkyyyy bitchh you got to meet the jonass brothersss.
VIVA BUSH!
PEREZ, YOU LOOK FABULOUS!!! THE EYEBROW PENCIL, CHEEK GLOSS, LIP GLOSS AND HAIR COLOUR ARE ALL WORKIN' FOR YA DUDE!
OMG!!!
Perez, you're looking soooo good. I almost didn't recognize you in the first picture!!!!!!….Gorgeous!
You inspire me.
You're looking FABULOUS! Xoxo
THE DIESEL SUIT IS AHHHMAAAZING! YOU WORK IT! THE EXERCISE, PROPER EATING, ETC. ARE PAYING OFF BIG TIME!
OK come on yu say u love us…tell us how you lost the weight!!???!!???? I want to lose it too…DON"T give us the CELEBRITY b.s. of "I don't know" or some made up stuff…I WANT TO DO IT TOO!!!!!!! YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!! PLS TELL US THE SECRET that NOBODY will!!!!!!! Although I am a little sad for myself….I am very happy for you!!!!!
Perez!! You look so pretty! SQUEEE!!
wow perez. im one of your biggest fans. and babe you can see you losing all that weight. you go girl im proud of you!!!! fuck the haters
omg, you look so hot!
Perez you are looking fieeerrccee! Good job bro!
PEREZ you look so pretty!…i love the glow you have in these pictures..
how you doin it perez , lookin good gurl!
Well look at you!
Very nice makeup, and obviously you've been practicing a pose from a god angle.
Well played, Perez, well played!
Perez Sug'
ROCK IT
You look so pretty
Wow - you look great!! Nice change from all the colors. You're glowing!
jonas brothers!!!
Did you loose some weight Perez???
perez looks stunning!
we love u perez!
why why why do you constantly bag bag bag speidi but your more than happy to put on a smile and pose with them when its advantageous for god knows what reason? can you please explain to your readers, (who make you everything you are by the way!!!!) WHY WHY WHY you rip into them then are fake and superficial to their faces? they are using you…you are using them. are you really ok with a relationship like that? do you have any scruples at all?
please explain
a loyal perez lamb
AHAHAHA its amazing what a chin implant, cheek implants and filling in those brows will do for a person! U look great though, keep the hair like this it looks smoking… looks like you had some skin care treatments too maybe some peeling or some microderm… all that and slap on some makeup…. FAB baby, FAB!
OMG you n Asslee look like identical twins on that picture!!!
Err…it doesn't even look like he's got that much makeup on lol. It just looks like he's had his eyebrows waxed/shaped etc. to me.
P.S. — That's a great pic with Ashlee and Pete, very nice angle Perez, your jaw looks fantastic.
u r cool*
oh my gosh perez…you lost so much weight…
you look divine in the pic with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson…go perez, you are the hottest!!
Perez you look amazing!
xxx
Glad you're getting healthy Perez. But I swear a celeb gossip blogger and the twats from The Hills in D.C. hobnobbing with politicians???!!! it's an obvious sign the apocalypse is coming and Bushmonkey the 2nd is still fucking retarded. I'm not a religious person by any stretch of the imagination but sometimes these sort of events make me wonder if the end is near…
Haha, I love everyone saying "omg u r such a sell out ass kisser blah blah". Ok, so because Perez isn't Spencer & Heidi's hugest fan, they should all refuse to acknowledge one another when they're attending this party? Come on guys, this is Hollywood, not junior high. Get real. . .
you are looking HOT perez!
Holy Shit Mario…You have lost a lot of weight..your kinds starting to look great!
perez! you are looking so great!!!! love that you and ashlee have the exact same face heheh..
keep up the AMAZING work… july 4th july 4th july 4th!
Perezzzzzz!!! You are looking soo sooo soooo gooooooood! I love your hair and your clothes and you loook soooo handsome !
XXX
this is the best i've ever seen you! SUPER SKINNY!
You look so fucking good.
congrats, you worked your ass off to get to the point that you're at.
NO offense perez, im your usually reader, but you look really not too good in these pictures, your face look stiff and fake and eveything.. EW!!!!
such a shame.
Perez you look fierce!
please perez…I love you…but don't hang out with speide.they're disgsting
You look amazing! But why does everyone else have tiny heads - for their tiny brains? LOL Love you!
The makeup was a little close to being too much, but you look great. You looked alot better than Heidi, which is a damn shame, send her to whoever did your makeup next time. You definitely look like you've lost some weight, congrats!
Perez, you look fab, your weight loss has given you a lush jawline and you are totally going to be good to go for being topless by the 4th of july
xxxxx
Wow! Perez, you clean up nicely!
Lookin good Perez!
Well, handsome Perez, handsome! Great look!!!
And at the first picture you and Ashley look like twins…the same smile, the same chin.
perez looks sooooooooooo goood??!!!!!!
Wow somebody is looking fierce
U look SOOO adora-bubble Sir Perez!!!!
The suit is so HOT!
I didn't know that Diesel makes clothes that big!
you look great perez!!
but spencer…how you gonna have that much money and not even get your suit jacket tailored??? does anyone else see how big that thing is, the shoulders are too wide and the sleeve too long. god what an idiot, that does not look good at all
OMG look at skinny Perez!! Good for you! keep it up you look fab!
You look good Perez, but WAY to much make up!
you look weird
OMG, Perez, you have totally reinvented yourself. You look fantastic!
What's happening here? You've got more makeup than Zak Efronn and are going for a Gaykin sorta look. Hhmmmm……
Wow! U look gorgeous Perez!
What's with the extremely groomed and penciled in eyebrows? You are looking good though, can definitely tell you lost wieght!!!
Heidi's f*cked with her face FAR too much. She's almost unrecognisible!
with the exception of Tracey Ullman flipping the camera off on your shoulder, you're looking wonderful…..keep up the good work P!
wow perez!!! lookin skinny hunny!!!
V xxx
looking extremely sexy in these pictures, perez! =) xx
congrats Perez ! you r on the way from being a bitter overweight gay kid who hated celebutants and badly wanted to be one, to becoming one and whoring yourself for every little party opportunity! people live in the glass houses! use your brain !
Re: jennif – you cant hate P all that much…you ARE still here reading his stuff…talk about fake
amazing make up - lookin smokin'
You look great, P! Keep it up. Stop hiding the real you behind bad clothes and hair. No more-if I can't be hot, I'll at least stand out- attitude b/c you CAN be hot!
I suspect you will have some hot boy toy by July!
Perez, you look great, you've lost so much weight, it's come right off your face!
you look ferosh honey!!!! just don't forget who loved you when you were fat…. don't forget about us. Work it Girl!!!
ps. i heart joel
WHY DOES EVERY1 KEEP SAYING FIRST?! i feel like im taking crazy pills!?! P.S perez you look hot!
less fat - still unnatractive only surgery can help, not 10cm of makeup
wow! looking hot perez! X x
I just wanted to say how great you look. Your hair looks awesome, your skin looks flawless you were looking really hot!!!
ewwww what a chin!
omg perez is looking so pretty!!
DAYUM Pig, I have to say it you are looking much, much better. that first picture is teh pic angle you should go for all the time. Hair is a good color on you. Make up a tad ott but skin looks amazing. keep it up!
take it easy on the make up Perez it looks like you have a mask on!
Pete Wentz looks super happy to be taking a picture with you. I love Joel McHale
wow perez!!! i was blown away by the pictures,
you are looking so good!!!!!!!!
love your hair, especially in the first pic
take care babe
xx
Perez, did you lose some weight?!?! You really are starting to look so much better! Keep it up!!!!
Daaaaaaaaaamn, Perez! You're lookin' goooooood.
you look good
Perez! You shit! You look that good and have been hiding yourself lately. You look amazing, keep up the awesome work.
looking good perez!!!! keep it up! i'm really proud of you!
You look gorgeous Perez and your suit is fantastic!
Perez,
YOU look FABULOUS darlin'!!!!!!!!
Love the hair!!!!!!
You go girl…..
Wow Perez, You look great! Whatever you're doing….keep it up!
you are SO hollywood lol
OMG PEREZ YOU LOOK HOOOOOOOOTT!
AND IM SO JEALOUS YOU TOOK A PICTURE WITH JOEL MCHALE HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE!!!
PEREZ U BEGIN TO LOOK FAKE AND U JUST PUT TOOOOOO MUCH MAKE UP IT'S NOT NATURAL ANYMORE
what'd you use on your cheeks? it looks goodd perez is lookin HOTTT =) you're gonna be ready by july perez!!! =D
p.s. you and ashley have almost the same face structure. could be related haha
…perez and aslee has the same make-up on. bleh
You know i think it's hilarious how you smile in these peoples faces but you cut them down so much on here…Perez, I'm beginning to not like you…You're two-faced.
hey is that stephanie pratt in the top pic near ashlee's head??
it looks like it.
You are wearing so much makeup! And smiling with your eyes. Holy crap who is this Perez-bot?
hey perez u r looking soo good. u will be in ur bikini in no time.
but come on ashlee and pete. eeeeewwwwwwwwwww
is it just me or ios stephanie pratt smiling in the backround of the 1st picture
-= lookin good perez - you finally look like you fit in with the peeps in the pics! =-