This Has To Be A Joke!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer
We know the ratings were shit, but…
Is that Ashton Kucther show still on????
THIS has to be Pop Fiction!
According to multiple reports, Jennifer Aniston and Perez's one-time makeout partner, John Mayer, had a romantical weekend together in Miami, when Man is working on a new film with Owen Wilson.
Mayer and Maniston dined together at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink on Friday.
The restaurant opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.
“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of the eatery. “I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” he says.
But another witness says, “[It] definitely seemed like a date” for the actress and the singer. “He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”
She stole some bites from his sandwich????
He's FEEDING her now????
This seems totally scripted….and barfalicious!
Later that night, the pair had another romantical meal together, eating at SoBe hotspot Casa Tua. With his arm around her, Mayer and Aniston left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands.
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!
According to reports, John and Jen were introduced to each other by their mutual friend Sheryl Crow.
We hope Maniston knows Mayer likes making out with men too.
Hey, the two of them will get along swimmingly!
[Images via WENN.]
Maniston picking on Perez's leftover, ha, ha, ha.
Jennifer Aniston is in heat, the dog that she is!!! She'll take the alley any dogs, man or woman. She's been around the block.
Mayer, I'd see a doctor if I were you, you might get aids or herpes from her.
Who sleeps with Billy Bon Thorton? Nasty.
She looks like she's high. Her biddy eyes are scary!
Dang, she's ugly! Mayer to get it with her? Ugh. He's wasting his time. Whose pipin her?
She's not worthy of any man's attention and not a lady. A hooker is more like her. I wouldn't get her for her free puss. Thanks Perez.
Stop being jealous Perez!!!!!!
throwing in a bunch of "ewww"s and a bunch of nonsensical insults doesn't deter us from the fact that you're obviously jealous!
haha, too good, and too obvious.
Jennifer is desperate.
Jennifer Aniston = Mrs. homely face
She's a sorry ass. She's offering her free lay and man, I wouldn't jump that nasty trash. Mayer is stupid for hooking up, best keep on moving man.
She's desperate to give her nasties. Poor, poor Mayer you will find out why the smart ones left.
Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.
Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.
Just say no to aniston !!!! She's been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.
Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.
Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.Just say no!!!! Aniston has been around the hood too many times. Her nasty is nasty.
Thanks Perez. This made me laugh so much.
Don't like Aniston. The papz showing Aniston man chasing is hilarious. The men dump Aniston afterward. Member the picture of her humping V Vaughn on a hotle balcony? Instead of the man doing it, she's in control.
They don't call her trash for nothing. She's been had and there's no one to claim the stinky cookie.
We know she's a control freak and and now on penile alert.
They were talking about u pigez!!!!!!!she sued u, he "kissed u"
Ill never look at him the same after that, he just looks inocent, but from the gossip I hear, hes a scumbag!
Perez, this is juicy! She's sour though and ugly!
Dont' give her free bangs Mayer. Aniston is a whore.
Perez stop spreading lies, why would JM make out with a fat greasy hairy Herman Munster. I would believe him dating JA way before making out with you while JS looked on.
When will you leave this making out with John Mayer thing alone? It's quite pathetic.
Aniston belongs in the hookervile. She's on the prawl, ha, ha ha! Good one Perez!
You got my support to show the world how ugly Maniston is.
hmmm, do i detect a little jealousy from perezita?
I think they make a quite couple. Perez is so jealous! I think this could be love!!!!! I wanna see more of John Mayer in that Borat suit - I'm so going on the next fan cruise if he has one.
Maniston's body is ugly and so is her personality.
I like this response from Trish and thought it was funny:
Thanks Perez. This made me laugh so much.
Don't like Aniston. The papz showing Aniston man chasing is hilarious. The men dump Aniston afterward. Member the picture of her humping V Vaughn on a hotle balcony? Instead of the man doing it, she's in control.
They don't call her trash for nothing. She's been had and there's no one to claim the stinky cookie.
We know she's a control freak and and now on penile alert.
Why shouldn't Jennifer go get laid if that is what she wants? Why the double standard - women=sluts, men=studs??
Cute together! Have fun, Jen!
Oh Mario…U r so pathetic. I think Jennifer Aniston is a washed-up has been but good for her for going out on a date with John Mayer. If he made out with you on NYE all that means is he was taking pity on your fug ass or was blotto'd out of his mind. You are a sick hateful pustule on society and your 15 minutes are ticking away loser…oh look we're coming upon 14:59…get a life.
She's ugly and yes, she's been had too many times. I like the comment that she's on the penile alert. Watch out!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA.
You crack me up Perez.
all of the plastic surgery on her nose, jaw and chin cannot help the fact that she has a face and head as big as a jack-o-lantern. Ugly feet, too. She diets and works out to have that body type. not naturally hers. she'd have a big ass. she is shallow, sees a shrink (article in VF or Vogue) has no interests, hobbies or passions. Likes shopping though. As crazy as AJ is with a big face, too boot, she at least has passions. Who cares if she stole these 'passions' from the movies she's made. Lara Croft ,anyone? Brad is a country bumpkin at heart who becomes whoever he is with at the time
I don't like Jennifer Aniston or John Mayer. She's a looser and knows that he's single and lonely so she's making the move.
Maniston is like a male dog chasing a female dog (Mayer) in heat and prey on his volunerability.
She's been around the corner too many times. She should make it a business and starts collecting instead of giving it for free.
shes too old for him….
Anuston has a stinky coochie. She feeds herself to whatever her dog is.
One wonders why in the world doesn't this old woman has any family member to give her good advises? Maybe because she dumped her greedy ass too. No father, no mother, no brother, no sister, no nothing.
She must have a permanent retainer on her shrink. mayer must've been drunk! EWWWWW, wait till he wakes up!
Jennifer is anything but manly. In fact, it never occurred to me that she is anything but very feminine and gorgeous. Love her! She looked so gorgeous in "The Breakup". I bought the movie just to fawn over her. It's interesting that Jennifer was the one who was unjustly jilted and allegedly cheated on in the whole Angelina and Brad situation, but yet Perez praises Angelina and Brad. Makes no sense to me! I guess we know how little Perez values fidelity.
Sheryl Crow introduced them?
The same Sheryl Crow who recently announced to the world that she was joining Fleetwood Mac? When Lindsy Buckingham said "Hell no she's not!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! cmon he's just too good for her, face it!!!
Why can't he just date someone like Scarlet Johansson?!? Why??
John you can do better!!
Perez your not worth talking about. who cares if he kiss you. Your the only one stuck on that kiss. John M has MOVED ON..maybe you should too since that like last years NEWS..and no one cared then..You probably scared him straight.. hahahahaha
EEEWWWWWW!
Anis-ton, the ton of anus, hooking with Mayer? She's creepy.
He's in for a bad ride! With all her money and she can't buy a decent man.
Huh, they must know she's a waste.
Please Xenu, let this be true. We'll have many weeks of laughs.
From the nasty, over-the-top comments on here, I can see the pre-teens are out in force! Why do you kids go play in the traffic?
Perez,
Your jealousy is so transparent Im embarrassed for you. Stop it you silly, silly boy. =) We love you, he loves you and I bet she loves you. now stand up tall and pull your shoulders back. You can do it Perez, you can do it!!
Good for them!!
Get over it Perez, he is NOT into you.
your such a jealous fat lard! you keep talking about this supposed make out session like people care. shut the fuck up you delusional fool!
John, your ratings going to the dump with this fugly one. Why stoop this low to this trash?
Aniston steal her freinds left over. And she calls herself a bestfriend to Jessica Simposon!!!! Bestfriends don't take their bestfriends leftovers. No wonder people call Aniston a trash.
Jealous much? There is nothing wrong with Jennifer Aniston, and no reason why a guy like John Mayer wouldn't be interested in her… she was married to Brad Pitt for Gods sake. I wonder how many times you'll feel you need to drop the fact you made out together into your blog? Seriously, so you kissed each other, it'll never happen again, and you can't honestly think that you two had any kind of a future, so why would you care WHO he's with??
You go Perez!
The dish is going to the Trash who's getting the left overs!!!! Pukes on Aniston - she's fugly.
FINALLY. Someone tries something NOT on SOBE. There is something more out there other than South BEach. If only ppl knew it takes nothing to get to the beach, and yet you can hang in low profile areas, which are just as interesting.
Maniston on the penile prawl!!!!!
Maniston sure acts like a man!!!! A man in heat! Have some dignity Maniston, you are a low life.
Love you Perez and post some more on herhim. If herhim tries to sue, we'll counter sue herhim's ass. And no you are not jealous, you're way ahead of Maniston. Herhim just collects your poops.
Damn you people sound like your back in high school… he said, she said crap. I like her but not her, she did this and not that and he is with so and so. Oooooh…. whose popular this week? It's all smoke and mirrors; there is nothing real in Hollyweird! The way you fight over these celebs you would think that you actually knew them perezonally. Who cares what they do; sit down, shut up and watch the movie!
Maniston the man eater. Mayer will spit her out. Ha, ha, ha, I can't wait till he wakes up from the bad dream.
Chinnifer Maniston, ugh!!!!! She's old and running out of tricks to lure herself a permanent prey. They all come and go, dumping the b*tch.
Smiles to you Perez.
Perez, I usually agree with everything you say but why are you always so hard on Jen? Is it because you like that disgusting whore, Angelina? I used to think Ange was great but now she's revolting. Jen is a wikkid girl and I'd choose her any day over Ange. You need to re-evaluate what is hot Perez. I guess that's why you like men because you have no idea what is involved in a hot girl. (except Meagan Fox, I agree with you, she's beautiful)
Well, well, well Perez… Now, you and Jennifer have something in common, eh??? I expect good things written about Jennifer on your site now. (Wishful thinking, I know) Well, at least she is genuine and isn't prejudice against gays. Unlike some actresses who shout freedom of the press and then ban the press. Oh well…
Re: Dawn –
Romantical is definitely not a word!
At least one person with smarts here
GET A GRIP FATSO!
YOU DID NOT MAKE OUT WITH MAYER!!!!
All of those botox side affects must be getting to her head. No, not her peker, her brain, I mean. She's still not pretty, kinda manly and short. The face is very masculine. She has no breasts- more like saggy layers of skin tugged under her armpits. She's straight and shaped like a man. She's had the same wig for all her life. Her chin is grotesque. Her eyes are weird shape. She should ask for her money back from her plastic surgeons.
Maniston getting the whipping from JSimpson's ex. Very low of her. She's trying on her freinds ex. Ya, we saw her and CC's hub…he was groping her and she looked like she was gonna wet herself while CC just stared away. Now she's after Mayer. Hmmmmm…she won't get ahead.
I think the phrase "Maniston on a penile prawl" is very appropriate. It's not clear if she's selling herself or her movie?
Jennifer Aniston is a dog! She belongs with the gang bangers.
John Mayer, you stooped to the bottom of the shits to get this one.
if its meant to be, its meant to be.
but they'll never know unless they find out for themselves.
i have respect for them both as artists and individuals, and wish them both nothing but happiness.
hurrray for love!
Well, you can't blame a girl for trying. Ever notice that she always has to try to find the hottest guys? Why not settle for someone who's average?
Perez.. seriously give up! Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful woman, she looks completely and utterly normal. Come on, you can't expect everyone to look like Angelina Jolie, she of all people does not look normal. And people love jennifer aniston don't you understand that? We love friends, we love rachel and we love her.. And we hate hearing you pouring out crap about her aaalllll the time. Can't you just explain what your problem with her is? Cause me and m a n y others just don't get it..
Jennifer Aniston's snatch has to be so moldy and crusty by now. The paps are trying so hard to link her to ANY single guy.
Poor girl has a rotten womb and seeing Angelina Jolie with a belly full of Brad Pitt's sperm can't be good for her!!!
perez ur so jelous!! Ha ha ha
Jen, you can do better than that girl.
Re: PhilMcCrackin –
angie's slit is blown way the fuck out … can you imagine how big her hanging lips look compared to her stick figure body … ugh
OMG! You must be soooooo pised that she stole your MAN!!!!!!!
your just jealous, fatty
BACK OFF HER ALREADY!
it's getting so old! i read u everyday, but i'm sick of you trashing her!
don't forget your precious jolie has made out w/chics before, even had a gf. that homewrecker is way worse than jen.
btw, jen does do charity, but doesn't have to tell every news outlet about it.
GET OVER YOURSELF PEREZ!
JOHN WAS BEYOND FUCKED UP WHEN HE "MADE OUT" WITH YOU.
THE BOY PROBABLY HAD TO PUKE EVERY NIGHT THINKING PIGGY, THE LIL FAT BOY THAT GOT HIS FATTASTIC BACK FAT PINCHED, YUCK I CAN'T EVEN FINISH THE SENTENCE…..GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THATS ONE FUCKING NIGHTMARE I DON'T EVER WANT TO HAVE.
YEAH, YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT PEREZ BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE LIL FAT BOY THAT I USED TO PINCH WHEN I WAS A KID. I BET YOUR FAT ROLL ON YOUR BACK IS PROBABLY THICKER NOW. I'D NEED A THE JAWS OF LIFE TO PINCH 'EM FAT ROLLS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't you let her be happy, Perez?
Mmmmm… It sounds pretty to me.
This is gotta be true because I saw John Mayer this weekend. I went to a wedding this weekend and Friday night for the rehearsal dinner at Fisher Island John Mayer played for the entertainment. Last night was the wedding which was at Vizcaya and Prince was suppose to perform. Prince never showed. There were apparently too many things that were needed for him to come (Prince had a list). One of those things being 2 G5's which had to be ready and waiting for him to come and then go. There needed to be 2 just in case one had a problem. Anyways I guess all the requirements weren't met cuz he didn't come.
maniston… please!!!!!
someones jealous! shes gorgg
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM JEALOUS TOO, JOHN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!?????
thats just too weird, be mine, john!
lol you're such a jealous fat cow, it must suck to be all alone and nobody wants you but stop being a tranny jealous cunt over every one else's happiness! I think they would make a cute couple, you're just gross and nobody will ever want to date you, who cares what you think about people on your own personal level, and stop acting so desperate by mentioning your little kiss with John, big fucking deal, it's more pathetic and gross that you have to try and still convince people that it actually happened by mentioning it every time you mention him.
Perez i luvya heaps, i read perez like every day. but sometiiimes, i think, u have ta stop being such an arse!!!! dont rely on mocking ppl to make ur blog gud rely on ur talent ! jen aniston rox leave her alone shes bin thru so much let her have sum fun now who givz a fuk who its with ! u call a lot of ppl fugly and 'maniston' and whatevr but just think bout it . while u r fuly the awsumness u arent too crash hot urself !!! save ur insults for ppl who really deserv thm !xxx
YES YOU ARE ANGELINA IS A SUGY OLD AND WRINLE DO YOU KNOW WHY BECUASE HER BODY STRECHED SO FAR LIKE BOG BLOONE , NOT JEN WHO HER BODY HAS NOT STRECHED YET. RUN PITT RUN WHAT SAGGY BODY ANGIE HAS NOW.
John Mayer gives me the creeps…not that I haven't shared that before…but he does.
We should forgive Jennifer for this lapse in judgement…
Why do you always pour the haterade on Jen?!?!?! She is so so so hot. She deserves someone who can see that and appreciate it. If that person turns out to be John Mayer, then so be it! Give up your crush on John and move on, Perez. We all have to move on at some point.
TEAM JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh…and for the love of God-dess, Jennifer PLEASE stay out of the sun! Every week there seems to be a new picture of her sunbathing…her skin is going to look terrible in a couple years…pasty is the new sexy….(okay, maybe not, but it is healthy)
Re: love.love.mr.obama –
That is the most retarded post I have ever read…spelling and otherwise. You are the TYPICAL Obama supporter….stupid and probably too lazy to want to work for yourself so you want me to do it for you and give you my money….no thanks.
John Mayer needs professional help. He totally played mind games with a friend of mine. I wish I could rent a billboard in his neighborhood calling him the sorry excuse for a man that he is. Besides, what kind "A-list" celeb goes out with a guy who made out with another guy while he was on a date with his "girlfriend?" And why is it that the Inquirer is reporting Sheryl Crow's involvement and not People mag who broke the story in the first place?
The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported that woman is seeking rich men on I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m.. these days. On that site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show he needs sugar daddy in a hurry. But she said it is an absolutely slur and she are requiring the apologize from the magazine!
Do I see a new nose on her again? She still didn't get it right. He is a BOZO!
WOW, that is the most transparently jealous post Perez! John got drunk, messed with you and you thought you'd go on to live happily ever after?
C'mon. I don't like who you are becoming so much. Where's the wacky hair? Why the diet? Who the hell are you??
OMG - I hope this is not true. Otherwise, this woman is more of a moron than I thought. If she is, it's confirmation -once again= that she's would be truly a desperate loser.
what's up with women thinking they can change john mayer?
he's only good for a one night PRIVATE (better avoid the embarassment of when he gets bored of the girl) std filled stand.
good looking guy though.
CUTE! I like it.
She's MANiston for a reason. I bet she strapped and all, then f*ck him from behind the idiot (meaning her, not him).
She's completely desperate. Mayer is a man with a child's proclivities. he has no idea what he wants yet, and that's ok. But he's got another ten years of being a dickhead before he's any kind of good partner. But then Maniston is no prize herself. Come to think of it they have a bunch in common! Both are complete narcissists. She better hope he doesn't see a picture of her real nose, pre surgery. It'll scare him off.
i've always hated jennifer aniston. she's such a whiny, prissy little bitch who needs to accept that she sucks and needs to go away.
jealousy's a curse
getting tired this jennifer aniston bashing….find someone else…she deserves happiness like all of us! and its a shame to say that perez is turning into the kind of fame whore(supersized!) that he likes to trash on this site. I'm not saying its redundant just do it with more style and less self elevation. Get some new subjects…
Oh brother. Yeah, John Mayer is dating beautiful and sweet Jennifer Aniston, but making out with Perez on the side. Yeeeeah, right. Only in your dreams Perez!
Ok, first of all - John Mayer keeps dating below his level (brain level that is) he is far more intelligent that these attractive actresses who after a while will bore him. Which is obviously what happened with Brad Pitt. He got bored people! He didnt leave her, their relationship ended because she couldn't carry a conversation! LOL
WOW Perez, she must've really pissed you off in the past. did she ignore you like your classmates did in school? Or did she just not feed into your b*llshit status as a gossiper? You find every excuse to rip on this girl. Maybe you're just mad that she's stealing time with your obsession, John Mayer. Jen's cool and popular with the men…. two things you're not. It explains the resentment.
aniston doesn't even slightly resemble a man, and you sound just a BIT jealous btw, it's not pretty on you perez!
Perez…be carefull with the source…that Manager confirming details is hungry for recognition and fame here in Miami…he wants to be a star like the Chef (Michael)…and will say anything for the sake of being in the press……poooooor Michael, celebrities will stop goin to his Reato because of this guy big (fake) mouth…….
Poor ole fag perez. The man he loves on a romantic date with the WOMAN he hates and is most jealous of. aaahhhaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Brad CHEATED on her perezo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn't u be upset if ur HUSBAND cheated on u?!?!?!
Jen deserves happiness.
Angie is pretty and saves babies from other countries (uh hello homeless american children need love too) but she's STILL a homewrecker!
She is so sexy. Now she is a hot member of a dating community called m e e t i n g w e a l t h y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.
GET OVER YOURSELF…. JOHN MAYER DOESNT LIKE YOU AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS
Re: Stephanie – They take turns working so that one parent is always the children. And I would feel sorry for Brad but I can't becuase he has (at least for now) what he always wanted. A parent he is totally in love with, children he always dreamed of, working in NO doing construction work which is his passion and acting his is work he loves to do.
Perez, stop being so bitter! Admit it! You're jealous!
fauxmance! John Gayer's trying to win his female fan base back by "dating" her.
What do you do when you get caught making out with a gay gossip blogger? Date Jennifer Maniston.
I love John and Jen seems like a sweet lady but I'm starting to think she doesn't WANT a serious relationship like all the mags say she's desparate for a baby. If that were true, then why does she choose to hookup with playboys like John and Vince Vaughn? It seems like she just wants a good time these days.
To anyone that is slamming Jennifer's looks, see her in "The Break-Up" with Vince Vaughn. It's the hottest she has EVER looked.
i love jennifer aniston and please do not bash her again. i love you too perez!
I heard John was rubbing Sheryls crotch while Cheryl was giving Jennifer a big wet one!!! Its true Jennifer going to take a lie dictector test for Us Magazine!
How can you hate Jennifer Aniston, but like Paris Hilton? Paris is a known homophobe and racist. She's never done anything worthwhile. she not only avoids your stupid insults, but you actually call her a friend. Also, you are a fan of Halle Berry. Am i the only person that remembers the hit and run incident? You are an idiot.