This Has To Be A Joke!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer
We know the ratings were shit, but…
Is that Ashton Kucther show still on????
THIS has to be Pop Fiction!
According to multiple reports, Jennifer Aniston and Perez's one-time makeout partner, John Mayer, had a romantical weekend together in Miami, when Man is working on a new film with Owen Wilson.
Mayer and Maniston dined together at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink on Friday.
The restaurant opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.
“I was happy to accommodate them,” says Charles Bell, general manager of the eatery. “I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time,” he says.
But another witness says, “[It] definitely seemed like a date” for the actress and the singer. “He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”
She stole some bites from his sandwich????
He's FEEDING her now????
This seems totally scripted….and barfalicious!
Later that night, the pair had another romantical meal together, eating at SoBe hotspot Casa Tua. With his arm around her, Mayer and Aniston left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands.
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!
According to reports, John and Jen were introduced to each other by their mutual friend Sheryl Crow.
We hope Maniston knows Mayer likes making out with men too.
Hey, the two of them will get along swimmingly!
[Images via WENN.]
Perez is such an ARSEHOLE who thinks he's gods gift to man. I reckon good on Jen and she deserves to have fun like tha rest!!
Fucjk Perez!! cunt
LOL! How jealous do you sound you idiot! Airing dirty laundry for us all to see.. how embarassing is that.
finally, he's with someone who's pretty and has some fucking brains!
They make a good couple I hope it works out for Jennifer
i love jen aniston!and as much as i like u perez,i dont like da side of u that hates aniston!!and ur are just jealous..haha..i smell jealousy coz she is almost 40 but looks as young as ever and dating a guy who is younger than her..perez is jelous..haha..i mean look at it..it someone aint blind,they can see it for themselves that despite her age,jen looks waAAy younger than that home-wrecker jolie who happens to be younger than aniston but looks twice her age!!haha
naa dood….ur way off on this one…….johnjen would make a totally cute and awesome couple……they're both kinda goofy…..they look good together…..
i can totally see them together…….perfect match
perez is just jealous
i agree. ewww!
yeah!! I hope John waxed that raw old cougar ass!!
Somebody seems to be a little bit jealous!!!!!! Ha Perez???
I don't get it, Perez. I love you and seem to never have had a problem with something you've said until now.
There is not a thing wrong with Jennifer Aniston (that I have seen), but I think that perhaps you are jealous that she is now with John; however, I feel that Jennifer is a good woman and deserves an equally good man.
Now, I'm not sure that John qualifies as a good man; but if he makes her happy, thenthat is good. What Brad did to Jennifer in the past was wrong, and I think it is time Jennifer finds someone who will treat her right; and maybe John is just the man for the job!
Anyway, love you, Perez, you sexy thing.
Oh, come on… This has got to be a joke! So corny… Jen and John - the next couple to move in to Wisteria Lane… barf
Ya know I really don't know why I come here. You are so disgusting and mean, And your self promotion makes me sick. Can't wait till nobody knows who you are. Creep.
Mayer is a total man whore!!!
I think theymake a great couple. As far as their age difference; Jen keeps getting younger looking and Mayer keeps getting older (looking).
Jen's the best and Perez, if you you sat down and talked with her just once, you would find that out.
What do guys see in her? She has greasy hair, a jawline that looks like a ballsack and she seems geniunely pathetic. Her lame shitcom went away years ago…now why can't she?
What is your beef with Jen? She isn't flashing her junk, or going to rehab for the fifth time! Just because you have a hard on for SAINT ANGIE doesn't mean you have to take it out on "maniston"
Re: He has it all – They don't take time off when it comes to working. The moment he's on location for a film, she decides to take off on some humanitarian mission out of the country!! Even when he's not working, he's doing his NO charity. When do those kids really get undivided attention. There are 4 of them that need it! But atleast he sticks to his word and watches the kids a good portion of the time. Unlike her who lies out her a**. She pretends she wants to be home with her children but then gets bored. You don't have to be a fly on their wall to figure her out. It just takes some common sense. Basically what brad got was a bunch of illegitimate children, no wife, and nowhere to plant his desire for "roots"!!!!!!! he's a freakin nomad and I doubt that's what he signed on for. Jen couldn't even get him off the couch and now he's a world traveler. Can we say…. "follower"!?
Re: Chinnifer Maniston sucks – greasy hair? no you must be mistaking her for your greaseball idol jolie. it's a known fact that jolie and pitt smell like last weeks trash and barely shower. A picture speaks a thousand words. You can tell they are disheveled dirtbags. Jen is known for her "beautiful hair" so you've made a lame attempt at bashing her hair. I'm sure you or someone you know had that "rachel" cut at one time. YOU loser. Find something substantial and factual to pick on before you open that dopey mouth of yours. Why don't you suggest jolie cut her rats nest, wash it, and give herself some bangs. The receding hairline and movie theater forehead are an eyesore.
Chinnifer is doing to this to make you jealous, Perez…:)
Bwahahahahahaha!!! Oh Mr. Huvane, we know you need to earn your wages and all, hats off to you! Leaking the story to People.com is the sure sign this is engineered YET AGAIN by Huvaniston. I guess that handyman wasn't good enough PR for the 'happy romantic' Jen. But John Mayer? I hope JenJen's fan are OK with the image of their pathetic idol in the 'golden shower' LOL!!!!!! PERFECT COUPLE!!!!!
Re: K – "Basically what brad got was a bunch of illegitimate children, no wife, and nowhere to plant his desire for "roots"!!!!!!! he's a freakin nomad and I doubt that's what he signed on for. Jen couldn't even get him off the couch and now he's a world traveler. Can we say…. "follower"!? "
You have to remember he is NOT MARRIED to this woman so he in a sense he did sign on for these because legally he is free to go. He is there by choice. He doesn't label his children as adopted or legitimate. They are all his children and that he willing sign up for. He is also Nomad by choice why else would they buy so many homes in different locations? And whether anyone likes it or not he is with the love of his life. Nomad,follower..its works for him. Haters hate Brangelina for all they are and all they have but at the end of the day they are totally and undeniably happy with their life. I don't think people really hate them,they hate what they represent and that is what they feel Jennifer was cheated out of. Because if Brad has left anyone else for Jolie I don't think it would have mattered its that fact that the majority feel that their true "Friend" was hurt and that they can't forgive. Well life goes on and if Jen is dating Mayer or anyone else for that matter more power to her.
Re: He has it all –
ITA with you. Adding to that, don't forget, if Brad left for someone less prettier than Jen, or non-celeb, this K and other JenHens wouldn't be foaming their mouth. It is because it was Angelina, the Oscar winning mother of 4+, sexiest woman alive Jolie, SUPERIOR in all fronts than Aniston, who took the Prince Charming from their homely heroine who lost her glass slippers for good. They can't forgive that, since their INFERIORITY complex is entangled with that of Aniston's.
Re: K – I completely agree that Pitt and Jolie are greasy as well. Neither of them bathe. The same goes for Aniston, Vaughn and Owen Wilson. They are all greasy and disgusting. So you see, I am not a Jolie fan either. Don't know who you have me confused with, but feel free to shut YOUR "dopey" mouth you dumb cunt.
Get over your jelous ass self perez….just b/c he isn't that into you don't try an d sour them both..l…I love Jen Aniston and as for John Mayer he is tooo damn sexy to be wasted!~
This is a perfect couple!…John likes men and Chinnifer is manly. Chinnifer is fridget (that's why her husband moved on to a women HOT like him). Plus she's charitable and a great mom.
I was at Casa Tua and saw Jennifer Aniston there with John Mayer. He had his hand on her lap and they seemed totally into each other! My friend and I went up to Jennifer Aniston as they were walking out and she was super sweet and even gave us kisses. She is tiny!!!
Perez, love how you have them in "matching" outfits! nice picture combo
Re: Chinnifer Maniston sucks – nice mouth you piece of trash! you kiss your mother with that mouth? OH so everyone in freakin' hollywood doesn't bathe or wash their hair? you are a freak. you must be one jealous hag to pick on a group of very successful people. You're probably an eye sore and a half and dress like a pig. you must have alot of friends with that attitude ( sarcasm).
Why do you have so much hate towards Jennifer? What did she do to you, Perez? Unlike Skankalina, whom you worship so much, she has always been nothing but a class-act. She was never seen making out with her brother, neither she stole anybody's husband or publicly confessed in hating her own father. You are a double-faced douchebag, Perez - stop posting bullshit on Jennifer, better write about Skankalina's vanishing career and eating disorder she has been trying to hide so desperately.
perez stop being a haterrr. Jennifer Aniston is beautiful and looks nothing like a man and you know that. Stop being bitchy. I also think John Mayer is way hott and extremely talented, why wouldnt she go for someone like that???
stop the crazy talkkkk
Homewrecker? LOL is that the best you loser Maniston fans can come up with? It's been 3 effing years, the world has moved on and you obviously still haven't??? I mean if you are still bringing it up, it is OBVIOUS you haven't. Losers!!! Just like Jennifer is, and will always be.
God, I thought she was stupid water-pusher but it's far worse: Boring, lame, stupid and now officially desperate. With this new b/friend the most exciting thing she'll get to do is to wear a strap on to f*ck him - ha ha ha ha
OMG - I have officially lost respect for Jennifer. That A$$ Mayer yuck! I guess desperate situations call for desperate measures. If she didn't have any STDs, now she WILL.
Eeeewwwwww.
I love Jen like I love the smell of dead fish. She doesn't know when to stop. She's a has-been, never will be ugly actress. When will she face the truth that she's yesterday's news the moment Brad dropped her?
Who gives a fuck about Jennifer vs. Angelina? This post has nothing to do with that. With that being said, John Mayer looks like a tard when he sings. Jennifer Aniston looks like a tard when she's "acting". Perfect fit!
I think it's all made up, and I'll tell you why. If they have been out so many times why has not one pic showed up?
Re: K – You truly are a dumb cunt.
Re: Chinnifer Maniston sucks – and you truly look up to trailer park trash !! you gutter mouth wench. where'd you park the 18 wheeler? freakin' truck driver.
You are so freaking jealous of him it's ridiculous…
LOL
Love you Perez!! Be proud Perez, Jennifer Aniston is swallowing your waste!
Aniston is nasty but hey, she's lonely, desperate & getting older and no main to claim her. Mayer is using her for one thing and he can't tell the difference btw a man/woman anymore. She deserve to crawl low and stay low.
Perez, is Maniston related to Jay Leno?
She's soooo ugly.
Mayer is too good for her.
Aniston is a failure. I won't see or buy anything to do with her. Mayer will get rid of her quick, you watch.
ChinChin is so jealous of Angie. She can't get through a day without bashing on Angie. Perez, we know this ChinChin is a witch. Mayer will be spooked and run like hell.
Chinnefer Maniston sucks, I hail to you!
Watch out Mayer! She is not the one, trust me. Wish you success on your next hunt. She's a dog alright and don't be fooled.
Ha. I told you Ange wanted Jen more than Brad. Miss you Perez. Hope all is well.
Bi Bi.
SHE IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM. HE IS SO GROSS!!!
Re: K – Dumb cunt.
Jennifer Aniston is skanky! She's no actor either.
Aniston on penile prawl.
She is disgusting just like the dog in her new movie. Naughty & nasty.
That's exactly how the movie is describing about the dog (like how Aniston is in real life).
Hate Aniston and she's picking Perez's left over.
Mayer is gross like Aniston.
Oh, he goes for blondes now? I thought he's dating only brunette
She's ugly. What's wrong with her botox? her face got fatter!!!!!!!
She's way too old and can't act. He will use her of course.
Jealous again, I see. Look, you are a gelatinous, pathetic man, who obviously can't get over it. You should stop… really. It's looking a little sader than your writing skills!
skanky.
haha…a little jealous are we perez?