Mr. & Mrs. Holier Than Thou
Filed under: Anglophilia > Gwyneth Paltrow
They actually go out together in public!
Gwyneth Platrow and husband Chris Martin were spotted out and about in London this past weekend.
Though, they still go to great lengths to avoid being photographed together.
We just wanna smack the snot out of them!
You think you're better than Brangelina????
We think not!
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: April 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I don't think they give a shit whether they're "better" than Brangelina
Do they not want to be photgraphed together or not photographed at all? I don't get it. If you know the paps are going to take your photo anyway, why hide? It just makes you look dumb. You don't have to necessarily pose for them, but why go out of your way to hide?
i can't stand Paltrow, she has a big mouth. She likes to throw Americans and the US under the bus constantly saying England has way more "intelligent" people…well not while SHE'S over there they don't!
If she likes it over there so much she should keep her ass over there, nobody would miss her here that's for damn sure!!!
total douchebags.
chris martin
Funny how she hides her face yet her snapper was all out for the world to see with that little black dress….what an asshole.
COLDPLAY SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!
Just because they're famous doesn't mean they deserve flash bulbs in their faces 24/7. Not everyone craves constant attention and publicity, unlike you. You are the real douche here, Perez. They're good people.
All I see is a couple who actually does want to live a private life. They don't blab about their family to People magazine on one day and then bitch about paparazzi the next. They don't fork over pictures of their kids to the highest bidder. Seems to me that they ARE way better than Brangelina.
Doesn't want attention — what was Gwynnie doing parading around in microscopic skirts last week if she didn't want attention? waggin your fanny at the cameras is Aniston's job. If AJ had done that all hell would be breaking loose. AJ/BP don't choose to be on tabloids covers anymore than Paltrow & Martin choose to be run down at the hospital's ER!
wow perez ironic. you call them douches and end up looking like the douche yourself! sweet irony
i really respect them for demanding their privacy. Not everyone has to be a lohan perez
They don't think they're better. They just don't want your fat ass invading their well-maintained and deserved privacy. Get over yourself.
Brangelina is infinitely superior to Tinny Gwynnie and Chris whatever the fuck his name is. Brad and Angelina actually use their fame to uplift humanity. Angie is an incredible human rights activist and has done so much good with the UN. Brad and his Org Make it Right are building affordable green housing in the Lower 9th Ward of Louisiana. Not only are Brad and Angelina way better looking than Ghostly Gwynnie and her Limy husband, they are infinitely more talented and just better human beings all the way around. Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious bitch undeserving of her fame….
Shove off….just because you're jelous of the fact that they're followed by the paparazzi doesn't mean their as shallow as you. Why the hell would they care about brad and angelina. Get you're head out of bradgelina's ass!!!!
Gwyneth and Chris Paltrow are such ASSHOLES. I wish those two could drop down a hole never to be seen again.
2 butts holes are big attention whores they know how to work the system to get more attention. Coldplay is all hype
What fucking douch bags.
On the other hand Perez you are looking amazing. not fat, not an a-hole.
It's you who is the douche.
what the fuck? how could you relate those two couples from them not wanting to be photographed by fucking parasites. you are fucking crazy perez. you find things where they dont exist.
they are a lot BETTER than brangelina… idiot…
those two absoluuuuuutely need to get over themselves. . .who do they think they are? . . .you chose this profession, retards, just smile for the cameras and get on with it. LAAAAME!!!!!!!
Just about anyone is better than "Brangelina"
SHUT UP PEREZ!!! I love them together and I think they are both talented. They are not media whores!!! plus i thought you would respect chris martin more since he is really into charity work! COLDPLAY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man Perez, you are such a hater.
seriously, when are you going to start spreading love?
sorry P - charitable holler outs don't count.
thats funny, cause i just wanna smack the shit outta YOU, perez
Of course they are better than Brangelina. Why?
1-They don't sell their children's pictures to magazines for millions of dollars.
2-None of them broke a home or a marriage to be together.
3-They got married, they are not "afraid".
3-Angelina may have a Best Supporting Oscar but Gwyneth have the big one, the Best actress Oscar.
4-Gwyneth loved both of her parents and never made an ass of herself.
5-She is a very intelligent woman who speaks 5 languages…She is so intelligent she left Brad Pitt because to her, privacy is important. She doens't need the attention like Angelina.
6-Her husband is a wonderful, sensitive, artist.
7-She has class, Angelina is a whore dress in black.- Should I said more?
Leave them alone!! They are both very talented. The paparazzi need to get a real job and photograph people at events, not in their personal environment!
Gwyneth has always been the biggest snob — i went to school with her. She would hate everyone to know she was into anal back then… she acts like park avenue princess/royalty of life. and then chris pretends to be all punk and alternative, all the while drinking the crazy juice of hollywood glamour. chris, yr not thom yorke dude!!
For real, if you dont want to be photographed get out of the fucken ENTERTAINMENT industry! I'm so sick of ALL these fucken celebrities!
Re: COCO – couldn't agree more with your reasoning.
they are sooo has-beens…. yawn……zzzz
They have class - they are quality - you ate what you can't have PEREZ!
First of all #130 Coco, she does not speak 5 languages. Where the hell did you hear that? she only speaks spanish which she always goes on and on about as if no other native english speaker in the world has ever been able to speak Spanish as a second language.
I totally agree with #111. By hiding from the photogs they just court more attention to themselves. She is not a private person. This is all a lie. If she was so private then why does she reveal EVERYTHING about herself in the numerous interviews she gives?
And for your information Chris and Gwyn DID SELL pictures of themselves with moses and apple to people magazine. I remember seeing the pics in the mag and they were in the park and were totally posed for and they were PAID for them.
They both do act holier than thou. It is so obvious. Chris isn't as bad as her. Just pick up an article and she will subtly say things that make her sound better than everyone.
Anyone who thinks gwyneth is attractive & says it on here…or thinks she has fashion sense is a total OUT & OUT LOSER! congrats to you for making us all laugh on this site. For you not to recognize what a phony plain Jane she is just means you are ugly & you come from an ugly family. Anyone who is even average looking can see this. If she isn't copying Grace Kelly then she is now trying to copy Madonna who has copied Marilyn, Dietrich but not DiMaggio. Blah, Blah. Please Madonna, copy Garbo & say, "I vont to be alone". Madge does have decent bone structure. The camera loves her, but not Gwyneth. Speaking of COPYCATS, Chris Martin tries to sound like Bono. Even nicknames himself, "CRONO". His 1st hit song could have been U2. Same voice. UGH! Can we all pay attention to people who have their own identity? Wait, where are those people?
THese are the shittest two fakes in Hollywood.
Re: COCO – gwyneth doesn't speak 5 languages, asshole. Just a lil spanish & she sucks at it. Maybe a lil Hebrew from her religion…She can't speak French, German, Japanese. That is her assisant, asshole!
Just a lil reminder to all the ugly, homely people who think Gwyn is so gorgeous or even attractive: She doesn't even have an Assiciate's degree. Thaaaaaaaaaaat's a 2 yr degree from a college for all of you loser, uneducated trolls who think this one is even attractive, So, congratulations you losers who support her-not only have you given yourselves away about being uneducated but also the fact that you aren't considered attractive, as your mother, father, siblings & all of your extended family. If you had a decent looking person in your family, you would pause and say, "who are they trying to kid with this one (gwyneth)? But you don't know any better cause you are even uglier than her. Ugh, I shudder to think…
It's called not wanting to be in the public eye every second of every day. Fuck you're an idiot Perez.
I wish Coldplay didn't write the same song over and over–
I just want to know where I can get that purse?
THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THEN BRANGELINA!!!!! Prez you r soooo messed up for loving that union
Gwyneth herself said that "they don't want to be one of those couples". They value their privacy and don't like to share their relationship with the whole world I find that only ADMIRABLE. Aren't there enough attention whores in Hollywoood?
i kinda feel bad for them. let them have one goddamn night alone for christ's sake.
I love Gwyneth, however… if you do not like to be photographed, do not go out. With all your $$$$$, use your personal chef and staff to serve you a beautiful romantic dinner in the privacy of your home. Also, keep you nanny for the night to keep the kiddies. There is no excuse for them to go out and act freaky when people take their picture. I think Chris Martin brings out the worst in Gwyneth. They are not good together. He belongs with someone like Fiona Apple.
I say good on them. Why should the paparazzi make money off them by taking pictures of them - parasites!
Not everyone loves being photographed all the time.
IT'S THEIR CHOICE.
Some people can cope with it, some can't, everyones different.
I think it is important to them to not be photographed - remember that time chris hit a photographer.
They are both talented and it is good that they dont want attention and to be famous for other things than what they do - look at britney etc that only do STUPID stuff to get column inches. So LOW
They seem like very nice normal people to me.
So what if they keep themselves to themselves.
Comparing them to Brad and Angelina is ridiculous. They are a completely different kind of couple.
Brad and Angelina are both annoying and holier than thou sure, but Gwyneth is so condescending and she talks beaucoup tripe about the USA as if doing so will make her british;skinny, uppity whore that she is. All 4 of these people, Brad, Angelina, Gywyneth and Chris, can kiss my ass. These are 4 examples of monstrous ego.
They treat their fans like gold. I know because I have met them. So, they don't want to be photographed in a car. There is no such thing as privacy anymore, and that's a shame. They are lovely people. I once saw a starstruck couple interrupt Chris during lunch, and he ended up inviting them to sit down with him. He was completely humbled and incredibly down-to-earth.
YOU think not! They are waaaaaayyyyyy better (and they are nothing special)
F' You Perez… The very reason these two have a marrage worht anything is becuase they don't let the likes of YOU into their private lives. Kudos to the two of them… and a pox on you and your ilk Perez.
These two are my faves. i wish they would be media sluts like the Beckams then we could see more of them. But they dont need to go out and create media interest, they are genuinely talented I love them so much! Love Coldplay, Love Gwyneth!!!!!!!
I think they are not too !
go Brangelina ^^
Re: Trash –
Yeah, Gwyneth and her busted ass hideous husband are famous due to their immense "talent." Hahaha…you're hilarious! His music is pathetic! And I can't even comment on her "acting", as it pains me to even refer to it as such.
Eugh!
She probably tries to hide her face, and doesn't want to be photographed with her hubby, because she's ashamed of how DAMN UGLY he is!
I totally love them together! Such a cute couple, and they are WAY BETTER than Brangelina! xoxo
'first' is overrated. and you gotta love this couple because all we can do is speculate about their relationship
leave them alone than you douchbags!
I don't undrestand this sentimentality at all; if you are in a loving, commited relationship with someone, wouldn't you LOVE to bee seen out together with them?
SO much better than Brad and Angie. Unlike them, Chris and Gwenyth are NOT publicity whores.
Seriously, if the 2 dumb asses (can't stand them) don't want to be photographed then why the F#$%K do they alert the media when they go out.
If you don't want the Papparazzi after you, then don F#%&king alert the media.
OMG Perez SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Some people are in the biz because they like to PERFORM NOT the spotlight!
SO MUCH BETTER THAN BRANGELINA!! More talented, too.
Gwyneth/singer dude and Brangelina… They are both equally annoying!! If both couples disappeared for a month then we'd be inundated with more the hills crap couples… it never ends!! I really don't care who's better. THEY ALL SUCK.
For several years I worked as an assistant to a Manhattan based photographer. The day before we were to do a shoot w/ Gwyneth, The Boss said, "Get a good night's sleep, tomorrow we have to make cardboard look interesting." I was surprised she was so bland, but even more surprised how much she LOVED GOSSIP! Since then I've found her to be the epitomy of hypocrisy, because of the 100 or so celebs I was exposed to via that job, Miss Paltrow LOVED the celebrity dish the most, and now she behaves as if she should be immune to it herself.
Me thinks, flashing bulbs in eyes, bright ! Let me shine a strobe light in your eyes.