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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Miley Cyrus

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Left: Smeagol. Right: Slutty Miley.

337 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. gina says – reply to this


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    So unfair…are you that jealous of a 15 year old girl that you need to slam her every chance you get?! Karma's a bitch sweetheart…

  2. erica says – reply to this


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    OMG i see it!

  3. eve says – reply to this


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    too bad she didn't throw the peace sign up like she noramlly does..lol

  4. meme says – reply to this


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    Why such a vicious attack on Miley - those pics. are no big deal.

    Slutty looking and acting? Remember Madonna and her book a few years back? Now that was slutty.

  5. Treva says – reply to this


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    You're welcome for the GREAT IDEA! Thunder-stealer! J/K!

    Love you Perez!!!

  6. A little miffed says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    My girl Treva emailed you that seperated at birth today! Please give her a shout-out of thanks

  7. Hollianne says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha that's F-in hilarious

  8. Nicole says – reply to this


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    ok this made me freaking laugh so hard…luv u perez

  9. coquette416 says – reply to this


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    haha you are soooo wrong for that!

  10. HHH says – reply to this


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    Jesus H. Christ! Leave the girl alone!!

  11. hotpinkdrink says – reply to this


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    rotflmaooooooooooo!
    what a tramp.

  12. jules says – reply to this


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    so funny

  13. lol says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Lmaoooo Yehhhhh

  14. Lolita says – reply to this


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    its hilarious how all you guys say "SHE'S ONLY 15", well looking at these pictures, she's not acting the part. if she's been taking all these pictures, she should know that this is the attention/crap she's gonna get.

  15. nikki says – reply to this


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    hahahaha perez you kill me

  16. aimee says – reply to this


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    lol. love it.

  17. Caraline says – reply to this


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    We should call her Smigel!!!!!!!!!!

  18. abbychuela says – reply to this


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    Oh get off it…

  19. iona says – reply to this


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    why are people defending little miley here so much? its not like people dont normally pick on other people.. it just happened that she's the subject. stop over reacting.

    @ perez : nice spotting these! lol. creepy creatures

  20. gnome says – reply to this


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    this girl is by no means fat… but why does her face look so chubby in this picture??…
    i guess its probably because shes a child and still has baby fat…?

  21. sara says – reply to this


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    I actually thought the exact same thing when I saw this picture.

  22. Camille B says – reply to this


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    Ho mon Dieu on dirait qu'elle va vomir !!

  23. valerie says – reply to this


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    who knew that miley would take fashoin sense from smeagol ;O

  24. Perez is iresponsible says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    You need to be resonsible for how your negative and irresponsible comments affect people. Why would any of you say what you say in your comments section. This girl has more talent in her pinky than any of you combined (including perez who makes a living out of hurting innocent people). Why don't you all try to be ones that make a positive change in the world instead of trying to knock someone down when they are on top? Oh, I Know why…because you are talentless simpletons who are jealous!!! You go Miley….you have fans all over the world routing for you and believing in you! Don't let people like those on this site even cross your mind…they are teeny tiny, very small beings

  25. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Okay, so I know this is like the 250th comment- so who knows if anyone will actually read this.
    BUT - I love the seperated at birth.
    And I was just watching the View clip that you posted, and I think my biggest issue with Miley's picture is that she looks literally like she's just had sex. She's got the sex hair, the satin sheet around her naked-ness, and her lips are all smuggy.
    Artistic…I think not.
    Especially since she took a big stance on "No Sex Before Marriage".

  26. tskl says – reply to this


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    well the last thing miley is, is sexy, give her another 15 yrs, she looks like a cabbage patch kid, thank god, or the pedos would be out full force, her parents should be in jail in any case, it dont matter her kids looks like a 2 yr old

  27. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha!! Thats hilarious! I love it! Miley sucks so bad blah!

  28. Alli says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES GONNA PUKE!!!!!

    SICK BITCH!

  29. "MY PRETTY PRECIOUS!" says – reply to this


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    …….WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    …………………………….
    …….ON THE OTHER HAND……..SMEAGOL, AKA "GOLLUM" WAS, IN MANY WAYS, A MUCH MORE SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER! POOR GOLLUM!
    …………………………….
    STILL…………….HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  30. whore says – reply to this


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    what do you have against her? leave her alone

  31. jen and Doug says – reply to this


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    I cannot believe the lows you will stoop to P. ……Come One! This could be my daughter someday and if it is I will destroy you if you put this shit on her! Although, you will probably have outlived your usefullness by then…… Miley is a lovely girl and Annie is an amazing artist - you are jealous that she hasnt shot you and that miley has made more money in her short career than you ever hope to make in your entire blogging carreer,,,,, Hmmmm Blogging career, kind of pathetic isn't it. One step below a paparazo! Don't be jealous of Miley P she has alot more talent than you ever will that is why has the Disney Contract andtheir millions and you have…….. your blog!! Life is unfair……… I know

  32. Brandi says – reply to this


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    What's really disturbing is that she looks like she has a kool-aid mustache!

  33. Erin says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahaha this totally made just made my day. i love you perez

  34. Junkie says – reply to this


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    that was hilarious, perez!
    hahaha, love that lipstick on Smeagol!

    we should do a "LEAVE MILEY ALONE VIDEO" video!!!!

  35. kat says – reply to this


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    omg, i thought this was a joke or something when ET showed the preview! ho-diddly-ho

  36. ASHLEYYYYYY says – reply to this


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    okay, i love her music. yeah she may be kinda putting out as a bad image, but how many 15 year old already lost their virginity? like its already a fucked up world. i'm 15 and i've done stupider shit than she has. and for the idiot asking where her parents are .. IN THE PICTURE IS HER FATHER FIRST OFF . and 2nd who are you to judge. honestly, people need to put themselves into a 15 year old girls perspective, we are being pressured and it sucks. you all need to back off, honestly its not like she does it to put out like that. so grow up a little, this is all a huge 'fuck you' to all 15 year old girls, and calling every 15 year old girl a slut. GO TO MYSPACE PEOPLE . YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS WEAR JUST A BRA AND A THONG THAT ARE PROBABLY LIKE 12? like its REALITY . welcome to this century everybody ! =D

  37. anita says – reply to this


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    omg man you guys should leave the poor girl alone what the hell is she doing to you guys that you have to me a dick head about everything that she does
    MILEY YOU ROCK I LOVE YOU KEEP ON DOING WHAT YOUR DOING

  38. Vinnyyyyy says – reply to this


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    she is disgusting. shes so 'old' to me. and the video with her laying with her father–EWWWWWWW and i dont care how not famous he is. its all disgusting. she apologizes my asssssssss!!! ive hated her since she first emerged and i will always hate her. artistic is my hairy ass…not her slutty 15 yr old baby self!!! cool to use 'art' as an excuse slutttt!!!

  39. Globearr says – reply to this


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    LMFAOO.
    THE WHORE DESERVES THIS HAHAH xD

  40. LALA says – reply to this


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    AHHAHHAHHAHAHH OMG YOUR'E SO RIGHT PEREZZ, I LOVE YOU!! :)

  41. kzdiver says – reply to this


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    Re: colleen
    Colleen, you are so right! Brooke Shields appeared in much racier things when she was 15! Her mother was a boozer who pimped her out big time. The original orange oprah stage mom. It's amazing that Brooke came out of it relatively well adjusted.

  42. rotflmfao says – reply to this


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    Re: jen and Doug – Obviously you must have just escaped from a mental institution. That was the silliest rant yet posted. You blather on about fat ass Perez and his 'lowly' blog and you probably read it religiously……that's it……you are a fucking self hating "PEREZ BLOG READER." EWWWWWWWWWW
    You are one of those trashy little people who look down on the little housewife who picks up "THE ENQUIRER" while at home you have your own subscription to the rag. FUCKING DELUDED HYPOCRITE. YUK!!!!!

  43. synnep says – reply to this


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    I don't understand all the uproar about these pictures. Its not child porn. She's not a slut. It's called fashion photography. Get over it.

  44. U R A Legend in your own mind says – reply to this


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    Re: jen and Doug – [This could be my daughter someday and if it is I will destroy you if you put this shit on her! ]
    ………….
    What fucking color is the sky in your world you idiot? You're never going to "destroy" anybody. Go back in your trailer and brush your tooth. You dumb fucktard.

  45. e says – reply to this


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    Way to join the junior high ranks and call a 15 year old a slut perez. It' s a picture of her with her back exposed, not her sucking off the football team. Get over it. If you're so concerned about the activities of a minor, then maybe you shouldn't degrade her by calling her a slut, calling her a whore, and comparing a lovely photo of her to a picture of a monster.
    Just a thought

  46. Katie says – reply to this


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    this is perfection.

  47. blablabla says – reply to this


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    LUV IT
    LUV IT
    LUV IT
    .
    Miley - go get fukked up and make your parents pay (it's FUN, REALLY)
    .
    and PAY
    .
    AND PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    .
    fukkin pimps — hell ain't too soon for YA
    (someone shoulda castrated Mr. Achy Breaky PEDOPHILE)

  48. Taby says – reply to this


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    she luks like a bloody vampire

  49. Brit says – reply to this


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    She's been made to look a lot younger than 15 in that pic- it's sick

  50. Iheartmiley says – reply to this


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    Okay srsly. Just because she took a slutty picture doesn't mean she is a slut. and she did fess up that she made a mistake its not like she is running and hiding waiting for the buzz to die down. Miley lovers like me will love her more beacuse this just shows that she really IS a real person, and like all real people she makes mistakes, and that is okay, as long as you fix them, which is what she is trying to do.

    I love you Perez, I do, except I think this is one story that you ahve all wrong. Miley isn't a slut and I think you are being a big douche about this.

  51. Meghan says – reply to this


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    LMFAO PEREZ !!!
    YOUR HILARIOUS
    HONESTLY SOMEONE HAS GOT TO GIVE
    THIS GIRL A DAMN REALITY CHECK

  52. Madeline says – reply to this


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    Id take the one on the left over miley

    you portrayed her well

  53. Eyes Rolling says – reply to this


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    You have a knocked up teenager (Jamie Lynn) walking around like a piece of white trash and you focus on this girl? You are pathetic , Perez!

  54. Kari says – reply to this


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    LMFAO! that's hilarious!!!!!

  55. Jeanette says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHHAHA
    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  56. KP says – reply to this


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    hahah Thank you! thats the first thing i thought of when i saw the pic

  57. Kayla says – reply to this


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    Hahaha

  58. One is far more interesting says – reply to this


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    Don't insult Smeagol like that! HE is precious.

  59. camille says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAH
    like twins

  60. hayleyy. says – reply to this


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    haha.

  61. HIS NAME IS GOLLUM... says – reply to this


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    not smeagol. Smeagol is the man version of what gollum use to be…before the ring possessed his life.

    ….just so you know.

  62. Joey Tavares says – reply to this


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    Perez, you just lost me for good. That is the third time in two pages that I see you calling this young lady a slut. You don't even use that kind of language for the Lohan!

    So you hate her for copying the messy L with her peace sign. Were brunettes really mean to you in school dude? I'm really disgusted with you, man.

    So how's'about we look at some choice monikers for you: Like "Doesn't shower after cumming in his shorts". Like "Uses his new found riches for the most expensive Crisco". Like "Wishes he wasn't so gross so John Mayer might've flipped up with him". Like "Perez = Mexican Bathhouse".

    You like that? Doesn't matter, right? America Likes You, right? Until America grows up dude - have you seen the faces of some of the stars you shoot with? They're just 'thrilled' to be seen with you. More like a must have for the moment.

    And that's just it Perez. Laugh at my comments all you want, but the backlash against your lack of social responsibility is coming. I hope you're saving some of your dough, dude.

    People only put up with a bully for so long, mate. Too bad you've turned into the one thing you had every right to hate.

    A former fan.

  63. meli says – reply to this


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    this made my monday not suck as much

    thanks for that and best separated at birth eva!!!

    i

  64. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    i love this picture

  65. becca says – reply to this


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    ha…she looks more like the girl from 'the exorcist'!

  66. highly sighus says – reply to this


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    Lame name-what about Horny Montana or Miley Sex-us or something

  67. libby says – reply to this


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    get over it …leave her alone

  68. wes says – reply to this


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    I dont see the big deal. She has on a shirt. She is not showing anything but her back. Get off her ass.

  69. me says – reply to this


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    leave her alone. she looks beautiful.

  70. mmj says – reply to this


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    she looks like that kid from The Ring.

  71. kenny says – reply to this


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    right back at you

  72. Brandy says – reply to this


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    omg they look like family

  73. alyssa says – reply to this


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    hahhahahahahahhaha! shes such a whoree and looks like deathh in that pictureee!

  74. Sleeeeve says – reply to this


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    She's such a fuckin ugly cunt. Has the fugliest face I've ever seen.

  75. Charlie says – reply to this


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    Bahahaha!!
    That's genius, Perez. Pure brilliance.

  76. Rae Ann says – reply to this


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    Might as well make Smeagol Montana right now

  77. Jim Gordon says – reply to this


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    MILEY IS A SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT come on you preppy bitchs attack me for Hannah Sluttana! I don't give a damn! Miley is nothing but a whore.

    Got something to say? Say it to my face
    I live on se 263rd pl In Covington, WA! (AROUND SEATTLE)

  78. Jim Gordon says – reply to this


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    ALL YOU HANNAH SLUTANA FANS CAN SUCK IT! SUCK IT HARD BITCHES! SHE'S NOTHING BUT A DIRTY WITH TRASH EFFING HILLBILLY! SHES A FAT UGLY LITTLE 15 YEAR OLD SLUT! SHE'LL BE IN REHAB BOUT TIME SHES 16! AND HAVE A BABY AT 17!

    DIE MILEY SLUTUS FANS! ALL OF YOU PREPPIES CAN ROTH IN HELL WITH HANNAH SLUTANA!

  79. HOLLY says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHA
    HAHAHHHHHHA
    A
    AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HA
    HA
    HA

  80. Exactly!!!! says – reply to this


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    Your "separated at Birth" pieces have been right on lately……hahahahahahha

  81. meghan says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are getting a little obsessed over this pic…………miley is 15, she is still a child, leave her alone. my god there are a million ugly creatures that people could compair you to.

  82. Amber says – reply to this


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    You're such a fucking idiot.

  83. ali says – reply to this


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    hahah
    this was EXACTLY what came to my mind when i saw this picture.. she's so creepy looking

  84. alexx says – reply to this


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    omg i wanna put my penor in dat!

  85. Pablo says – reply to this


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    Dont know really who the fuck she is BUT LOVE THIS SEPARATED AT BIRTH!

  86. brittany kidd says – reply to this


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    TWINS!!!!!
    [this is SCARY dead on!!]

  87. john mayers girl says – reply to this


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    Hey lets call her SLIMY!!!!!

  88. lola says – reply to this


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    CALLED IT!

  89. moi! says – reply to this


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    lmao they do look alike

  90. pit bull says – reply to this


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    You've gone way overboard with this comparison!! Get a friggin life!! You're a total dink!!

  91. Ashley says – reply to this


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    She looks like the girl from the ring….

  92. pit bull says – reply to this


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    Re: Joey Tavares – I absolutely love your comment. Perez - I'm signing off as well. You are am immature, social loving whore!! And a bully to the people that keep you in business. You have no class and think that you actually are someone more than a reality star. You can keep the dinks that read your blog - they're just as low on the food chain if they think this crap about Miley is entertainment!! She's a child! Think about it people - would you like your daughter discussed, torn down, insulted, or even spoken to like some of these comments here??? Where is the maturity level? In everyone's pants?? I guarantee if all of you were exposed - you'de be humiliated for your comments about Miley! Perez you are a - fill in the blank yourself - I'm done!

  93. Finally! says – reply to this


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    Miley was luck until now, escaping the obvious fact that the girl is not pretty. I guess people were nice to her because of her age/image but this picture changes things. No adult that looked like that would have made it 1 day in hollywood. Poor thing. God bless her.

  94. abbey says – reply to this


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    OKAY IM TIRED OF PEOPLE DEFENDING THAT SLUT MILEY, CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ACCEPT SHE'S A SLUT AND WILL BE THE NEXT BRITNEY SPEARS EXCEPT SHE'LL SUICIDE?!?!?!?! GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING FANS OF MILEY OR FUCKING FAGS.

  95. erica says – reply to this


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    the resemblance is uncanny.

  96. erica says – reply to this


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    why must you all defend this little whore? omg she is a whore, and a bitch! I MUST defend her!! what good does she do for this world? all she does it take everyones money, BUY MY STUPID MOVIES AND BUY MY CONCERT TICKETS IM SLUTTY MILEY! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SELFISH NOT TO MENTION UGLY CHUBBY CHEEKED CUNT?not me. NEXT.

  97. Free Miley says – reply to this


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    Don't blame Miley. Blame the pigs at Vanity Fair, Annie Liebovitz et al. who created that trash!!!

  98. merry says – reply to this


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    Everytime you get jealous of anyone Perez you try to smear them, and you only come off looking like the jealous hag that you are. Grow up you pig.

  99. merry says – reply to this


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    I see , reading through these posts Perez, you have a following, it looks like all the jealous teenage girls seem to agree with you, you have the same mentality as a jealous 10-17 year old girl. Sad. And all you jealous little girls: laughing with Perez only makes you uglier than you already are.

  100. A Real Woman Says: says – reply to this


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    I see so many jealous little girls playing online at Perez Hilton's website! You little girls need not be jealous of Miley, she is not getting fucked like you are, you are the sluts, Miley is a working girl, a hard worker and a rich little bitch, beautiful, everything you wish you could be, but alas, you are all just little sluts wishing you had Miley's life, you can never make her look as bad as you look, she is beautiful and successful. Sexy doesn't come at 15, you must be a woman to be sexy.

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