Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.
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Posted: April 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Words Can't Describe How Bad This IsFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson's first-ever music video. Enjoy! Posted: April 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Re: j –
I very much enjoy things that arent mainstream, but its safe to say that that was just awful.
better than paris hilton. i kinda like, its not just another teeny bopper bitch track.
I actually really like song, very different in a good way. The video could flow wit the song more they didn't really go together. But I like the song
this is far superior to any of the "music" you flog on this website. you wouldn't know talent if it hit you in the face.
wtf did they do to her voice???
Now I'm realizing how good Paris Hilton sings.
It reminds me of a crappier version of some song from the 90's. Anyone know what song it sounds like??
I tried to listen to it, but god that was beyond pathetic. Why do starts think they can sing? That was horrible. I rather listen to Yoko Ono and that is saying a lot.
Sorry Scarlett, but your schould stick to acting and leave the singing to professionals.
omg she sounded like a choking cat!
i like it! its different.
think about how many actresses turned music artists….how thier cds sound EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME. seriusly.
props to you scarlett for trying something UNIQUE and different.
so unbelievable, words cannot describe…did she not have peeps who would tell her how awful this was??? She will become a laughingstock…don't quit your dayjob sister!!
Love it!! Very JAMC, nice Bowie BGV's, this girl just got way more attractive in my eyes…
She's a great actress and she's so beautiful…but she can't sing!
She suck at singing!
lol
She should audition for American Idol!
Sorry, but I LOVED IT! it's very unique! I'm actually thinking of making it my myspace profile song–seriously!
wow, just the sort of self-important, driveling bullsh*t we've come to expect from our media "icons" and "political attaches"…
wow.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Her voice is terrible! I couldn't finish watching that video. At least we got an idea of what it takes to turn UGLY into Ms. Scarlett Johansson, well minus the hair stylists, trainers, stylists, and Woody Allen. How embarrassing for her. I'll bet Alanis Morrisette is PARTYING TODAY!
This song is ethereal. Don't knock it just because it isn't poppy. There are a million ways to be beautiful, and sometime it doesn't look or sound the way you expected, Perez.
in french "elle chante comme une casserolle"she sings very bad or she sing like Sonic Youth singer without great band .what is this music video?A new "lost in translation"
u only say it cos it's not the usual commercial crap u r used to.
I think it's really good.
Of course I love ScarJo but… was that a joke? I couldnt tell if my speakers were fucked up or what! I have to say I'm disappointed, I was expecting better than that.
Next time i want to torture myself i will just start stabbing myself all over with a fork!
she should stick to her day job……..
just getting hard listening to M's "Hard Candy"
in store today in the US……
go and get one now~
i liked it. A lot. And Salman Rushdie is forever chasing young tail. He should fucking grow up or go back into hiding.
It honestly wasn't that bad. But it was terribly unoriginal and cheesy and boring. The actual song itself is way worse than the video. She has a terrible voice.
Hey Perez, it's no "Smell yo Dick" is it??? Your taste in music is pathetic. This is really good but I don't expect you to get it because it is actually music.
Not as bad as i thought it was going to be. It's very interesting. The video is pretty vain, but the song isn't bad. Is that David Bowie at the end of it? that's pretty amazing.
That is worse than Heidi Montag
Is this some kind of joke?
holy moly that is god awful. poor petal trying to be arty and edgy. forget about miley cyrus's apology WHERE IS SCARLETS?
i really like that song!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wow! Who told her that this would be a good idea???
Wow that was the longest and most boring thing ever. You can't even sing along to it for how much of nothing it is.
The video itself was beautiful, she's an amazing actress, but… That style of music just doesn't fit her voice. She's got more of a jazzy old style voice… It's not horribly horrific, but… It's definitely not good either.
I cant believe Bowie did background vocals for THAT!
What works for Tom Waits obviously doesn't work for her. This was just sad.
I'm sorry but that just looks like she had no time to sit down and make a video. She didn't even try to cover up her shitteousness! Does she really think that because she was in Justin Timberlake's video, that she deserve's her own??? Bitch can hardly act!!
What does the vid mean? Was it just filming her on commerical shoot–her working? And why/how exactly is she falling down? I'm confused. I think I'd just rather listen to Tom Waits, thank you.
i liked the video not the song
Uh…did Spencer Pratt do this one 2?? i cldnt even watch the whole thing it was so miserable!!!!
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. My head is hurt n and my ears r bleeding, THANKS!!!
Sounds like she was going for an immogen heap sound crossed with ziggy stardust. It is a poor tribute. Maybe if she tried something in another octave. bet she could do pop music if she wasn't going for something so artsy.
i lasted 7 seconds
wooohooo
does she think she is Sinead O'Connor? WTF?
I LOVE IT. Great song….cool visuals. stop always agreeing with everyone. Stop being a follower!!
WOW, THIS IS PAINFUL- I HATE WHEN CELEBRITIES THINK THEY CAN DO ANYTHING- THIS IS HORRIBLE!!
WTF was that?? Maybe if she showed more tits it would have been better…
This totally sucks! Who ever told her she could sing?? My sister and I agree that she sounds like bagpipes. Somebody please put out of her big boobie misery!! And give her clothes that fit!
anyone who thinks she cant sing should download a copy of her singing Summertime, that will shut you up once and for all - its her, and its amazing.
I like the video.
It's original and interesting.
However, the song could be better. The song quality is cheap and the the song itself is a bit repetitive and boring, but Scarletts voice has potential and she could make great music.
I like the style she's shooting for. It's intriguing. She just needs better producers.
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE! Stick to acting girlfriend, because you blow–you blow hard!!!!!!!!!!
Did she really have someone blow enough sunshine up her ass to where she believed she could sing. My gosh- I don't know what's worse, the song or her tattoo. I love SJ, but come on!
I actually liked the song, but I don't think I would buy it… I might download it. It kinda reminds me of a throatier Sinead… minus the actual ability to sing.
It was interesting.
She can't even sing!
I am "normalized" to the terror of terrible singers singing…the ultimate terror was the sight a few seconds into the video of one of those inflatable wiggly phallyc advertisements. AHHH!!!! Worse than clowns.
Alright, I am a little confused here. First, the song sucks. Second…you call that a music video…it looks like a Revlon commercial mashed with a bad acid trip. Not sure if that's the idea she was going for there or not.
Scarlet needs never to talk to the person who convinced her she can sing ever again!! they obviously aren't her friend. and honestly i would rather gauge my eyes & ears drums out with a spoon than hear her singing voice again… or see that video
That is so bad…
well I like it.
I really liked the song actually!
BUT it's hard to put Scarlett's face to the singing: "she shouldn't have a voice like that!"
AND it wold help if the video wasn't another one of those poor-actress-I'm-a-real-person-blah-blah-blah ones.
The song though - it's sweet.
WTF!! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WANTED TO BECOME INTO THOSE ACTRESSES TURNED INTO HORRIBLE SINGERS???????????? SHE IS STILL BEAUTIFUL THO. BUT GIRL, JUST STICK TO ACTING OR AT LEAST GET A VOCAL COACH. YOUR VOICE SOUNDS A BIT……BLAND?
If Perez would've written "This is fantastic" as the headline, all of you would've been so more positive. I tried to be more open minded and it was actually pretty good. She's not doing a corny pop song, where she crawls on the floor in a pair of tiny jeans shorts, instead she just gives us her voice with no distraction and I don't think it was bad at all. Not great, but not awful either.
BTW, THE BEGINNING OF THIS SONG SOUNDS LIKE JIMMY EAT WORLD'S "HEAR YOU ME"…
HaHa!!! Bitch probably thought everything she touched would turn to gold! I wouldn't even download this sit for free, who told her this was a good idea, she sucks!
its absolutly horrifying.
she should stick with acting.
This has to be a joke!!!!!! i can't believe how bad the song was! it's horrible, what's wrong with that voice! and the song is booooooring!!!!!!! i mean i like scarlett johansson but i definetly hate that song.
WOW SHE'S SO GOOD!!! LOLZERZS NVM
SHES TEH BALLZ!!!
The best part about this video was the make-up artist covering up that fugly tattoo.
Ohh geez.
Here's a message for Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson,
STICK TO ACTING! YOU SUCK AT SINGING!
Here I was kind of excited to hear Scarlett Johansson as a singer, she's a very talented actress but not a talented singer.
It's pretty much the same with Lindsay Lohan.
This is a message for all actors,
You're actors not singers! So stick to your job and act!
Same with singers, stick to singing. (Ahem Mariah Carey)
Awwww….it must be so hard being a rich, young starlet. Didn't you see the sad little faces she would make every once in awhile. Oh well… The music was pretty good but her voice was pretty bad.
Well, the music is good - I can't believe how horrific her voice is - couldn't they have used auto tune???
i loved it. every second of it.
I thought she would have had a pretty voice but, boy was I wrong! YIKES!!!!!!!
Re: LA – Actually, and I hate to say this, I thought Heidi's was better!
Actually, I don't think it was bad. It was very appropriate for the song, and she has a lovely alto voice. I think that most people's opinions are being swayed by Perez's headline.
Different. I likes!
the song was awesome, she did a really good job of it..a little too much like chan marshall but hey at least chan is a good person to emulate..but the video was a bit too masturbatory..it was like a love letter to herself or something..if she's going to do this whole singing thing seriously, she needs to separate scarlett the movie star from scarlett the singer, otherwise no one is going to take her serously
Is it worst than Heidi's voice????
You are crazy! THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE IT. It's much more thought filled than the other actresses who come out with ridiculous pop songs, at least it's different. I LOVE IT!
To all the people who say it's not so bad because it's a different gengre, like Bloodly Valentine etc. and not pop like Rhrianna , wtf that means if they sound like scarjo that means this gengre sucks. Whoever believes that this woman has a good voice is retarded or there must be something stuck between their ears. Stick to acting Scarjo with your pedifile admirer woody Allen who married his own adopted daughter, and by the way there are alot of racist aholes in this site.
this actually hurt my ears .
she can't sing. it sounded liek something you'd hear in an elevator. you know the music that's really annoying ? Yeah, this is it .
thing is absolultey AWFUL !
i expected more from scarlett
That was so terrible….and she's ugly
I like the video, its really personal. Whoever thought Scarlett Johansson would be the next Lindsay or Paris is just plain dumb! I'm thrilled that she's doing something different!! A breath of fresh air!
woohoo! I'm #1077! and yes, that sucked really bad, though I think it might be whatever they did to her voice in editing to slow it down that's making it sound horrible. I'd like to hear her sing something normal, then decide if she really sucks.
omg this bitch thinks she's Janis Joplin.
OMFG! She sounded like a middle-aged smoker doing really bad karaoke on a Saturday night at the local bar.
omg it sounds like drunk karaoke on crack. HORRIBLE.
unbelievably good. I thought it would be like all the other actors gone singers, very personal, different, and original. I disagree with the majority here. Great song.
People that hate this are probably into pop music. This has more of an indie sound. You people are so ignorant
Who is she trying to be? And, who calls that singing? She should definately stick with acting–at least she's good at it!
What the fuck is that? Is this for real?
I really really WANTED to like it…. but I cant. Its just not good enough.. her voice is sub-par and the music is just a riip off of folk shit we have heard before. Sad! I wanted to love it… but I hate it!
Actually, I was not holding out much hope for her singing but was delightfully mistaken. Do I think that this particular song is Grammy-worthy? No. But I do think that her voice shows a lot of promise. I look forward to hearing more from her.
soo lame
I hate myself for watching it and I hate myself a tousand times more because I listened to it…
my ears, my eyes
ooooowwwwwwww
Go to www.funnyordie.com/carlycraig for some good looks and good singing…and funny!
I can't believe there are a few people that posted that Heidi Montage and Paris Hilton have better songs
…but I guess that is the kind of shitty music a lot of the people who comment here must listen to. Sad
I loved the video. I didn't love the song though. I think I would like the song more if she did it acoustic. The video was awesome though! Watch it again and pay attention to the words.
i liked it!!!
just because it isnt some lindsay lohan bullshit, its really peaceful and she has an originality about her voice, screw u all!
Not often do I have to turn the music off, but that shit was so sensationally horrible!!! Oh My God. WTF??
Lol omg im so sad for her. She sucketh'd