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Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.

Enjoy!

1602 comments to “Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is”

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  1. Betty says – reply to this


    1101

    OMG. I think I just threw up in my mouth…

  2. ANDREA says – reply to this


    1102

    WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU SERIOUS??THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

  3. OMG says – reply to this


    1103

    HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA! that sucks ass. she needs to get over herself

  4. miss says – reply to this


    1104

    sounds like sinead o'conner.

  5. Slap Happy says – reply to this


    1105

    I can't believe she released that to the public. How humiliating.

  6. justbored says – reply to this


    1106

    I don't think it was as horrible as other comments would lead you to believe. I mean come on "sounded like a drowning cat" where do you come up with that. I don't think it was all that great either, but still give her a fair try here.

  7. mamo says – reply to this


    1107

    i love this. shoegaze sound with delicate guitars.. she doesn't have a pop voice, but same goes for women like pj harvey, and they rock. video is beautiful too.

  8. Ji says – reply to this


    1108

    I liked it. That was good

  9. dominique says – reply to this


    1109

    terrible!!!!!!! i guess anybody can make a video now.

  10. n says – reply to this


    1110

    I liked it.

  11. lola says – reply to this


    1111

    Wow. I was expecting her debut to be incredible and inspire jealousy in me. Maybe it was just the song choice but her voice sounded average to awful. Did I hear David Bowie? Did he help her? Why does everyone love Scarlett so much? She's no Natalie Portman! Natalie sings well, too. Her vocals seemed turned down so low. It was kind of hard to hear her. What I did her just sounded awful. It must be the song choice because I've heard the rumor she's a good singer. This was the wrong song to release first! I was really looking forward to the release. I love Tom Waits. I don't get the supporters on this one. I like weird music but her vocals just aren't good on this one.

  12. Sarita says – reply to this


    1112

    Tom Waits!

  13. Dana says – reply to this


    1113

    Oh my goodness…that singing was awful…

  14. KellyE! says – reply to this


    1114

    I think I threw up in my mouth.

    Yeah, I definately did.

  15. Bebe says – reply to this


    1115

    HORRIBLE!! Good thing she can act, is beautiful and has big boobs because people could easily forget her if all she tried to do was sing!!

  16. Lily says – reply to this


    1116

    OGM this is absolutly dreadful, where's simon when u need him?

  17. johann says – reply to this


    1117

    parade of dying cats…still hot as hell

  18. Christie says – reply to this


    1118

    It was not that bad of a song, the video is bad but I liked the singing. I think that is Bowie in the back ground. P leave her alone it is better than lots of other shit out there. I would like to hear more off of the album.

  19. Whateva says – reply to this


    1119

    I actually like it - better that most of the shit on this site

  20. laura says – reply to this


    1120

    I don't think it was that bad.

  21. ashlyn says – reply to this


    1121

    it's really not bad. the video sucked but i liked her take on the song and any new bowie these days is appreciated.

  22. miamibiotch13 says – reply to this


    1122

    Don't listen to the silverwear/Don't listen to the napkin…. These are lyrics from the song….. Need I say more?……… Shit on toast…..

  23. emmzz says – reply to this


    1123

    terrible…………

  24. mandaaax3 says – reply to this


    1124

    wow, i really dont even know what to say about this except what is wrong with the world?

  25. im a G says – reply to this


    1125

    uhhhh what the hell is this??? her and heidi montag should make a duet and video together. absolute magic!!! hahah

  26. chris says – reply to this


    1126

    just gave me a new reason not to like her!!!!

  27. OLO says – reply to this


    1127

    This isn't that bad…

  28. Kerissa says – reply to this


    1128

    I like the song. The video is a bit self-indulgent, but the song is great.

    I can see why Perez doesn't like it, though. He seems to be more into POP and this song is anything but. It [the song] would fit in very nicely with the mid-90s alterna-grrrl scene.

  29. BAP Barbie says – reply to this


    1129

    Okay, here's the deal. The song would be hot IF she could sing. Her voice isn't good but the song is. The video is boring. She's attractive but not interesting enough to look at for 4 minutes. I still think that she's better than Heidi!!!

  30. Autumn Griffen says – reply to this


    1130

    I liked it.

  31. scar-letmyearstopbleeding says – reply to this


    1131

    Can you say "Jesus and Mary Chain wannabe?" Song wasn't shabby, but I don't think I heard her actually SING once. Lots of slow talking and moaning.

  32. mary says – reply to this


    1132

    i like the song, the vid sucks indeed.

  33. Lori says – reply to this


    1133

    I liked it.

  34. steviegene says – reply to this


    1134

    i thought it was good. THRILLED that it was original and very unlike the other hollyhoes…video was a bit tedious, but it was appropriate for the tone of the song. you people are idiots…it is a great song…

  35. telling says – reply to this


    1135

    it's indulgent, and she could have done better, but it isn't as terrible as most here would like to think. if she would have stuck to the simple shots (like the few in black and white) it would do tom waits more justice. however, i'm not sure if she is the one to cover him at all. i'm not sure if anyone should.

  36. samm says – reply to this


    1136

    wow it really is bad

  37. Lana says – reply to this


    1137

    It sounds like a bad charoke rendition of the song. As if the guy singing background vocals is the one who actually sings the song and scarlett is drunk in a bar making a fool of herself. The song has the potential to be kind of cute but not with her voice. She is horrible at singing.

  38. Jovana says – reply to this


    1138

    Horrific. Stick to acting.

  39. tabi says – reply to this


    1139

    I like it. Not necessarily the video but the song and her voice is interesting and very NOt mainstream. She said in an interview regarding the album that it wouldn't be liked by all precisely because it wasn't going to be mainstream but music she liked herself. which is really nice when everything else you listen to on the radio is so cookie cutter. much like tom waits, who i also enjoy when in the mood.

  40. alice says – reply to this


    1140

    U really wanna puke? please listen and see if u can tolerate more than 10 seconds

  41. LaLa says – reply to this


    1141

    this is so bad i didnt even finish watching it!
    lol the random balloon flying.. it looks like a flying banana!!
    lol since im a bad singer..
    i'm gonna make a song that sucks..
    think of all the money ill get!

  42. IL says – reply to this


    1142

    Well, what can I say…
    Very Tori Amos, very artistic…altough TA is MUCH better!

  43. julia says – reply to this


    1143

    finally someone i'm better at singing than!! my day has come.

  44. barbara says – reply to this


    1144

    she actually sings worse than i do. i never thought it possible.

  45. Alix says – reply to this


    1145

    What the…????

  46. gia says – reply to this


    1146

    Whaaaa?!
    I love it.

  47. junecleaver says – reply to this


    1147

    herion addicts

  48. Louise says – reply to this


    1148

    AAARRRGGGHHHHH
    …enough said

  49. GiGi says – reply to this


    1149

    well, I never thought she would choose tihs music as the first single… she is actually a good singer, you'll see it if you listen to summertime.
    but this sucks, it's awful!!

  50. Jessica says – reply to this


    1150

    really!?!?!?! is she serious?

  51. grace says – reply to this


    1151

    Oh my God she can NOT even carry a tune. That was fucking terrible.

  52. pooneater says – reply to this


    1152

    oh, my sweet tap dancing jesus, that made me wanna curb stomp many babies. begining with hers.

  53. trophyboys_trophywives says – reply to this


    1153

    ZOMG. THAT was HORRIBLE.
    it was like nails to a blackboard.
    hopefully, there wont be anymore.,

  54. Sophia says – reply to this


    1154

    i thought she sounded like a man, it was horrible!

  55. BUDI HARTOJO YANG BUBU says – reply to this


    1155

    WHAT THE DEUCE..YOU BETTER PAY ME FOR LISTENING TO THIS ! & I LOVE MY WIFE & MY CAT JOJO YANG COMOT

  56. Kim says – reply to this


    1156

    Please tell me this is a joke… she can't be serious…..

  57. iwannafuckhertho. says – reply to this


    1157

    I LIKE IT! YOU ALL ARE HATERS!

  58. Art says – reply to this


    1158

    I love it…. I think she sings fine,

  59. emma says – reply to this


    1159

    okay, when they had that inflatable waving arm man that's when i stopped watching. it's like a dodgy home produced film clip for youtube. and she doesn't even sing! it's like sing talking. i can sing talk and make a crappy film clip of me getting my makeup done, where's my contract?

  60. stf87 says – reply to this


    1160

    Sure, it's not mainstream but I think it's really nice - reminded me of Bright Eyes and Nick Cave.

  61. brooke says – reply to this


    1161

    umm… is this some kind of sick joke?

  62. mable says – reply to this


    1162

    Weird vid, love the song.

  63. Emily says – reply to this


    1163

    Whatever, I can dig it.

  64. jasmin says – reply to this


    1164

    omg its so good! i cant believe it

  65. will! says – reply to this


    1165

    she sounds like sinead o'connor with a sinus infection

  66. Gina says – reply to this


    1166

    WOW.
    Poor Poor girl. She CANNOT i repeat CANNOT sing.

  67. Deeanna says – reply to this


    1167

    Love the song…anyone pick up on David Bowie singing back up. could have done better that a "day in the life of scarlett" video.

  68. Tiffini Truth says – reply to this


    1168

    If Nails on a Chalkboard could Sing…THIS is what it would sound like in Slow Mo. Bahahhaaaa…It's like she's not even trying dude! Wtf?

  69. Maggie Silvers says – reply to this


    1169

    Um, wow. The video was embarassingly interesting, but the song was the shit of all shit. That voice.. what can any of us really say about that besides.. shit.

  70. dexter's lab says – reply to this


    1170

    wait, is that supposed to be her singing?

  71. mel says – reply to this


    1171

    I really liked it. I thought it was original and folksy.

  72. Slick Willey (Remember Me) says – reply to this


    1172

    Maybe if she shows her bald beaver and hugh clappers I could stand her singing. I never in the world thought that I would rather lister to Jessica Simpson. Just got some good news from my doctor, I am going deaf.

  73. NORTO says – reply to this


    1173

    FAIR GO COBBERS, I KNOW SHE IS A FAN OF THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO PULL A "NICO" HERE.

  74. zombie says – reply to this


    1174

    is this a joke?

    awful.

    i can't believe she would feel good about releasing this.

    hope the rest of the record isn't as shitty as this was.

    i'm surprised i made it through the whole video. the video sucked balls. it's like WTF?

  75. Carrie says – reply to this


    1175

    That is horrible…I got as far as "I came 500 miles to see you…" Hello tone deaf….

  76. ross says – reply to this


    1176

    hola no estuvo tan mal peor es lindsay lohan y otras lo hacen pq ella no ademas i hate she is so pretty :)
    X..O…X…O from monterrey mexico we love PEREZ

  77. red says – reply to this


    1177

    OMG. Terrible. She sounds like Yoko Ono on a bad night.

  78. Ralphie Cakes says – reply to this


    1178

    I always said ScarHO was a MAN, this just proves it. Love Ya Perezzle!!

  79. gi says – reply to this


    1179

    alanis morresiette (spelling?) is laughing her ass off right about now… she should stick to acting

  80. me says – reply to this


    1180

    I kinda loved it. I mean, she's covering Tom Waits (which is fucking awesome) and he sounds like a garbage disposal half the time. Hmm, I definitely loved it.

  81. c says – reply to this


    1181

    what the f***?????????Is this for real???????Why is she doing this to her career?????

  82. tryst says – reply to this


    1182

    WOW, THAT WAS HER SINGING? SHE HAS A VERY DEEP VOICE, OR A VERY LIMITED RANGE BUT IT WASN'T TERRIBLE.. JUST STRANGE-SOUNDING FOR A FEMALE.

    I LIKED THE VIDEO. VERY ART-Y.

  83. Kayla says – reply to this


    1183

    i's say.. stick to acting. haha.
    that sucked!

  84. gianna says – reply to this


    1184

    im horrified. i dont understand why people like lindsay lohan and paris and now scarlett johansson think they can sing. i just dont get it. its so horrible.

  85. spacemonkee18 says – reply to this


    1185

    well…she can act ! and she's pretty? O GOOD GOD THAT WAS JUST BAD IT WAS BAD I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD EB THAT BAD BUT IT WAS i was trying to find beauty in it but no there is none sry i still like you scarlett

  86. Jen says – reply to this


    1186

    Fall down already! Sheesh! Scarlett is very hit or miss, but this is self-involved tripe (at best).

  87. michael james says – reply to this


    1187

    AWESOME song. Wow. Didn't know scarlett had it in her.

  88. OMG says – reply to this


    1188

    wow, that was hideous. That wasn't even singing, that was just one big montone-y, coma inducing, droning ass nonsense. Aaah, it needs to be about 4 minutes shorter.

  89. skittles says – reply to this


    1189

    awful… she needs to stick to watever she does… and thats looking pretty

  90. RoxyfuckenHagen says – reply to this


    1190

    I liked it a lot. the vid was compelling and the song was good kind of like a song that you would have on in the background it sounds like a song from a movie. i thought her voice was good for that song obviously you can't really tell if her voice is brilliant or not because the type of singing she does in this song is just like speaking loudly, nearly shouting.

  91. Fuck Top 40 says – reply to this


    1191

    Screw you Perez….this is much better than most of the shit that's out there…much more creative and doesn't sound like cheesy dance shit…

  92. Brandy says – reply to this


    1192

    OMG! That was horrible. I usually don't watch the videos but I was curious how bad it was since I don't think she had any talent. Take away her boobs and what do you have. A girl working in a regular job like everyone else. Why bother to create a music video if you do the same thing teh public sees you do everyday? Boring! No talent, no artistic ability- I can't wait until she goes away- or just poses for men magazines and stops trying to be an important actress.

  93. Nic says – reply to this


    1193

    WOAH - SHITHOUSE!!!!!!

  94. roxanne says – reply to this


    1194

    I'm usually a positive person but that was fucking Sucked HORRIBLE!!!!!

  95. Ash says – reply to this


    1195

    Bad Sinead O'Connor!!!! I am so dissapointed!

  96. sAxlerod says – reply to this


    1196

    How come no one told her that she doesn't have vocal skills? Her singing reminds me of Sinead O'Connor but Sinead was in key. Recording this track must have been hard for the producer and the very talented back up singers on this track used to mask her vocal ills.

    In a weird sense, I feel this song and it's message. I also believe that this song will sound better to people during the winter months when everyone is forced inside and will listen. Remember, just because you look good (sometimes) doesn't mean that you can sing.

  97. middlevillage says – reply to this


    1197

    i like it.

  98. Krissy says – reply to this


    1198

    I actually dont think this video/song is that bad..the song def aint a party track or nething but im sure we'll hear it on a grey's anatomy episode or another pathetic heidi montag moment on the hills. :)

  99. Moi says – reply to this


    1199

    OMG

    I

    THINK

    TINA

    SINGS

    BETTER

    THAN

    HER

    How humiliating for her! Mind you with a name like Scarlet, she'd be used to humiliation by now

  100. ME says – reply to this


    1200

    OMG that was fucking awful! i expected a little more. not so damn monotone! ugh! shut her ass up!

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