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And that's my favorite Tom Waits song.
Fuck.
So depressing,nothing cheerfull about this song at all,she might be an actress but shes definately no singer.
Oh my gosh…..did she listen to too many Velvet Underground albums ?!?! She is horrible and sure no Alanis !
PLEASE!!! Don't do that to my poor hears…
I'm in shock! After telling us in an interview that she would do something better than Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton and this is what she has to offer?? I think I like Lindsey or Paris' voice much better. Scarlett's voice sounds horrible!!! haha stick to acting.
What the fuck was that?
Her voice is not good at all. Its too deep, almost sounds like a guy. Maybe its the actual song that she shouldnt be singing. She should try some Jazz like Amy Winehouse of Joss Stone. Her voice might sound better on something like that, but not this song. She sounds horrible on it. But hey, atleast she's not using Britney to backup her own vocals like some people and atleast she got herself a REAL video not her bf and a camera.
WTF Just happened here!!! LOL Wow Alanis will enjoy this!! Pee You!
I love you Perez (seriously, wanna get married?)… but I love this video!
This is just as bad as he says……fail
WOW. wow… I'm speechless.
It wasn't…..what i expected……let's try to see the pros: ….its a different kind of style…. cons: too bad it sucked and the music drowned out vocals, making it worse
i was hoping! disappointment yet again!
That was so much better than most of the crap you shill. I liked it!
i thought it was very good, not your taste though. very cat power-ish.
are you people that jaded by that fat fuk? this vid and song is really quite good actually. but being that perez's music taste includes madonna as a talent, i think scarlett should be pleased with his assessment
Worst than Ashley on the Today Show!!! OMG
Stick to acting Scarlett.
Why is it that actors think they can sing? Remember Teri Hatcher on Idol Gives Back? LOL
everybody is a critic ! please i've heard far worse from so called "musicians".
Go easy on her ! it wasn't half bad!
ahhhh scarlett. i love her acting but oh deaaaaar. that wasnt that good.
ohhh boy.
has anyone ever noticed that scarlett j and jackie warner from that show Work Out look very similar? creepy…
I love it!
lay off peeps. it's not that bad.
the arrangement is great; great idea to have a woman cover this song. however her voice is not what i expected…it's not very good. quite flat actually. too bad. could have been great.
sounds like sinead, but with a better head of hair
It sounds like some sinead o connor wannabe…..ew
HELLO PEOPLE!
think about it… she's doing a Tom Waits album! What vocal register were you expecting!?
it think it's a good start.
if you even know who Tom Waits is….
i'm just saying give her another chance.
i kinda liked it… DON"T stone ME please!! but i dunno her voice is different.. but hey at least she didnt use the voice thingys to make her sound like some robot. unlike paris wwhore hilton and hohan… so maybe this wasnt the best song but i heard her other song and i liked that one too so i dunno give it a chance… i'm just sayin… PEREZ good luck with ur radio show
Remember that scene in "Boogie Nights" when Dirk is in the recording studio singing 'You got the touch'. Yeah, this is the same thing. Actually, I can imagine Scarlett in the mixing room telling the producer to 'make the vocals louder'. Hilarious.
oh my god. soooooooo bad…
I don't care for her in movies and I don't care for her in music.
Yeah… that pretty much sucked. Can she even sing?!? It doesn't sound like. Just because you are in Hollywood, does not mean you need to hand out c.d.'s.
She makes Heidi sound like a Grammy winner!
Girl needs to stick to her day job. Cool that she's passionate about Waits, he's a legend. But there's a reason it works for him and he can't be duplicated. This is pretty terribad.
EW.
i couldn't watch the whole thing. Whore-endus
so which song was better? Heidi's "Higher" or Scarlett's man voice?
OMG! It is sooo awful!! She can't sing! Her voice is horrible! She is maybe a good actress but she is a lame singer! The video is as bad as her song. Please someone can tell her to stop torturing us!!
I didn't think it was that bad. A little strange, yes. But I'm not ready to remove her vocal cords just yet.
I'll stick with Tom Waits original classic. I heard the whole album was going to be Tom Waits covers, sweet Jesus no!
it's not so bad, just a bit down tempo…some might say it's just not gay enough for you party animals (i'm gay-i can say that)
Please. I listen to all kinds of music including rap, hip hop, pop, rock, heavy metal, chinese opera - anything that makes sound, I'll explore it. I thought it was admirable that Scarlett worked very hard to make music that was artistic, and not your usual corporation-profit-fuelled crap. I appreciated the glimpse into her life that the clip afford us, which was a very brave and unique thing to do. Having said all of this, as much as I appreciate her artistic efforts, I don't like the song. A lot of money went into Scarlett's music, and a lot of effort. She surrounded herself with fantastic artists, but that doesn't make her a great artist by association. Sorry Ms. Johansson, I'm one of the many people who won't be buying your album.
i thought it would have been different. but i liked it anyway.
Re: daniella – that was harsh…
I smell Ashton Kutcher…
Dear god that's . … AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a joke, right?? It had potential to be pretty but no, she had to "sing". Sounds like a bunch of men!!! 'Cant hear her in there, ew!!
is that her singing? I can't even believe she listened to that and thought….. YES!
NO…. please stop
It sounds like shes' trying to sound just like Cat Power but she doesn't have Cat Power's angelic voice. And why is the video about her being made up in makeup. Scarlett Johansson has been riding the coattails of all her fluke success with Lost in Translation and now trying to make a music career out of it and using her fake blonde hair big boobs red carpet appearances to get attention. The fact is she's a wooden actress overrated in looks and talent.
awful! Almost worse than heidi's songs…
Tss like this is Scarlett who's singing, ya right! Lier! I don't believe any of what Perez say from now on! You suck PEREZ! Get a life dickhead, instead of get all the famous people in bad light!
Scarlett we are so proud of you being danish blood, your acting is incredible! Love you!
Is that even human!??
I didn't ever think this was possible to say, but even Paris Hilton's "music" is better than this crap!
I LOVE THE SONG, HER VOICE, and the VIDEO. She is beautiful and has talent unlike most twats her age in Hollywood!!!
I've seen better videos, but I kinda like the song.
that was terrible. i feel really bad, almost embarrassed for her.
I can't believe she's covering that song and making the video SO SELF-ABSORBED - at least I feel better about having the song in my head knowing it's Tom Waits and not her!!
But like someone said - SINEAD O'CONNOR wannabe!! If you make a video, PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT YOURSELF - DID WE LEARN FROM HEIDI'S "HIGHER," OR NOT????
oh what can you expect from SJ as singer? if you saw that karaoke scene in lost in translation ( where she's singing the pretenders' brass in pocket, i think… ) , you wouldn't be so surprised with her uhhh singing abilities….
but yeah it annoyed the hell out of me when she sang back-up to the jesus and mary chain's just like honey.. i mean, you should stop, girl, stick to preening and ruffling scripts in front of the freakin cameras..
and the annoyance got even bigger when hell, i heard she's making an album… of tom waits covers… well, the producers then should've done a better job to tweak SJ's voice into a more digestible one, hehehe…
these hipster actors feel like they can do anything…oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw…
It would be a good song if someone else was singing it.
Scarlett darling, you may be fucking Alannis ex-boyfriend, but please oh please, don't try for a minute to compete with her. You can't. She is a glorious singer and creator, you are a Hollywood big tits- actress.- I know you must have the "old girlfriend" syndrome and your insecurity make you copy Alannis style, the video with you in the car…etc, etc….Do yourself a favor…Keep working with Woody Alan (One of my favorite directors) and keep fucking Ryan-He is georgeous-But music? No darling.
Z-O-M-G…
Wow. That was absolutely, terrifically bad! She sounds like Sinead O'Connor if Sinead was a tone-deaf, flat-voiced singer. I hope she does a Heidi and lets this be her last foray into "music". PS: why was it so slow and depressing? Is that so we take her "art" seriously? Please, whether it is good or not, everyone knows she is neither a singer nor a songwriter, so at least copy somet we can dance to, DAMN.
It's kinda fucking cool actually… I like it…
that's a joke no??? I thought she was a very respectuful actress but now, come on… how, how, how someone let her do that, people around her don't have ears? that voice is so awful, when people sing at my birthday party sounds better than that horrible song. poor girl, keep your curves and tits because with the singing you are not going anywhere.
Have you ever heard Tom Waits? This isn't supposed to be some mainstream Mariah Carey rendition. I think she did a good job representing Waits. I love ScarJo!
this is horrible,she not cant sing.she is a good actress.singer no.love you perez;)
Who in the studio listened to this and told her it was GOOD? Sounds like a cat in heat!
Not gonna lie, didn't think that this was too bad at all. It was nice, I thought.
Holy Crap! I thought I had a terrible voice.
Scarlett, I know you love Obama and his slogan is: Yes, you can…but believe me..NO, YOU CAN'T.
This song and video is amazingly beautiful. If you fuck with scarlett johansson, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING KILL YOU. most people on this ridiculous site are wrong. whatever k bye
I actually liked it. Singing is good, reminds me of Sineid (however you spell it) O'Connor.
I expected more from you, Perez. You claim to know so much about music. If you did, you'd at least know that this sounds a lot like a prettier Tom Waits mixed with the Jesus and Mary Chain. I really like it, you just don't get it and you just lost some major music cred points in my book. Go and listen to the Jonas Brothers and stop trying to be a music expert.
So I love Scarlett, and I thought this was gonna be great, but wtf!? Thought my ears were gonna fall off.
PLEASE, DON´T SING AGAIN!!!IT´S HORRIBLE!!YOU NEED TO LERN FIRST TO DO A THING LIKE THAT…I´M ASHAME OF HER!!GO HIDE SOMEWHERE!!NOT HERE IN BRAZIL BECAUSE OUR EARS WILL BLOW UP!!!
THAT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
wtf IS THAT! are you serious OMG! SHE SUCKS IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!
I want my life back!
Well THAT was a waste of my time! She sounds like a dude singing!
This proves she's numb, she has the ability to put a lid on her self awareness which is great for her acting but ruins everything else in her life but honestly it's the jerk offs that told her she was good singer that pisses me off becuase she's taking space where a real, creative artist should be rather than still giving me my morning coffee at the Coffee Bean.
I liked it…
The music is cool, her voice is too rock n roll and her video clip too terribly modern for you MTV-bred people to appreciate. She obviously doesn't expect her audience to be the same as for the Hills or Jessica Simpson.
Why is everyone being so judgemental? Perhaps her music is too sophisticated and lowkey for you to appreciate? Does everyone have to have that same cliched pop/hip hop sound to make it today?
Give her a break. She's trying to be an artist and we need more of those these days.
Jesus & The Mary Chain + Johnny Cash.
A++
Of course you hate it, it's not HomoLicious.
Ok…that shit is ridiculous!!!!! I couldn't even listen past the 32sec mark!
HOLLY Shit that Sucked!
whats with the crazy camera shots….trippin….
that gets a bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Was that Sinead O'conner?? WTF. I bet Alanis is laughing her ass off.
I liked it.
I think that it's kind of a lovely softened version of the Waits (original) version…love the jangly guitar and sweeping backing vocals… May I suggest that you all expand your minds past the celebrity gossip on occasion?
It's different.
Maybe that's why most of the comments are negative, including Perez's.
People are really accustomed with commercial shit so they don't really like anything that's out of the ordinary.
Personally, I like it.
People should be more open-minded. Good job, ScarJo!
she should stick to what she does best and that is ACTING!
Scarlet, sweetie, you're gorgeous. Please stop singing. Please stop now.
Hideous
LOVE the song and the video kinda grows on you (a day in the life of SJ). Hope she does well!
Maybe she's trying o be one of those 'EDGY' singers that can't really sing?
Hey, it worked for Bob Dylan. What a BOOOORING video. we get it she a princess! ( gum chewing princess of pop- now that we need a replacement for brit-brit?)
I really thought she was going to have a good voice.. I'm highly disappointed in her.
love sacrlet but stay acting please wow it sucks and my ears are bleeding she cant sing man!!! if she can get arecord deal so can i then at least i sing way better than her wow her voice is so annoying!!!! dam!!!!!!!!ewwwwww
just being honest you know justin is laughing his ass off!!!! lol.lol.lol.
i think it's really good!
Ok Scarlett……what we need you to do is blow a bubble, then suck it back in….just a bit…YES YES JUST LIKE THAT!!!! OH GOD DO IT THREE MORE TIMES!!!! CUT CUT CUT WEVE GOT IT HOLY SHIT THATS A WRAP!!!
OMFG!!!! What the fuck was just going on??? I couldn't bear it!! Bitch…please stick to acting, you're so good at it. NOT THIS. PLEASE DO NOT SING AGAIN!!! She is not good. NO NO NO!!!
i really like it actually.
Heinous.
Angela (I have only heard it's equal once - - I won't even put the reference to that one)
It also was an actress, but of the un-successful (wannA ACT or sing ’cause they don't want to do real work type).
(Why so many parenthesis?)
(Angela)
Angela
OMG that was awful. Like Sinead O'Conner but even worse!
"URP EWW ACKKKKKK" OMG I almost threw-up. WTF WAS THAT? Scarlet Baby-doll are you outa ya fuk'n MIND? Who produced this shit? I'd slap each n ever 1 of ya.Don't ever make that fuk'n crappy noise again. Seriously I know music, and I LOVE music, and girl THAT AIN'T IT. Jesus H ear bleeding Christ, I'm still nauseas, and quite frankly a little scared.
That Chorus in the background is (((((((DAVID BOWIE))))) I don't you but I love it!!
she was original, at least. I liked it. Theres only so many lindsey, mandy moore, heidi montag…over produced pop before you finally scream, Ureka…someone is orignal!