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Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.

Enjoy!

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1602 comments to “Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is”

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  1. AbsolutDirtbag says – reply to this


    501

    And that's my favorite Tom Waits song.

    Fuck.

  2. ROB says – reply to this


    502

    So depressing,nothing cheerfull about this song at all,she might be an actress but shes definately no singer.

  3. starcloud says – reply to this


    503

    Oh my gosh…..did she listen to too many Velvet Underground albums ?!?! She is horrible and sure no Alanis ! ;)

  4. melany says – reply to this


    504

    PLEASE!!! Don't do that to my poor hears…

  5. Crissy says – reply to this


    505

    I'm in shock! After telling us in an interview that she would do something better than Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton and this is what she has to offer?? I think I like Lindsey or Paris' voice much better. Scarlett's voice sounds horrible!!! haha stick to acting.

  6. Megan says – reply to this


    506

    What the fuck was that?

  7. Jade says – reply to this


    507

    Her voice is not good at all. Its too deep, almost sounds like a guy. Maybe its the actual song that she shouldnt be singing. She should try some Jazz like Amy Winehouse of Joss Stone. Her voice might sound better on something like that, but not this song. She sounds horrible on it. But hey, atleast she's not using Britney to backup her own vocals like some people and atleast she got herself a REAL video not her bf and a camera.

  8. Tlo Canuck says – reply to this


    508

    WTF Just happened here!!! LOL Wow Alanis will enjoy this!! Pee You!

  9. Heath says – reply to this


    509

    I love you Perez (seriously, wanna get married?)… but I love this video! ;)

  10. threenine says – reply to this


    510

    This is just as bad as he says……fail

  11. nutmeg says – reply to this


    511

    WOW. wow… I'm speechless.

  12. C says – reply to this


    512

    It wasn't…..what i expected……let's try to see the pros: ….its a different kind of style…. cons: too bad it sucked and the music drowned out vocals, making it worse :( i was hoping! disappointment yet again!

  13. q says – reply to this


    513

    That was so much better than most of the crap you shill. I liked it!

  14. paisejfei says – reply to this


    514

    i thought it was very good, not your taste though. very cat power-ish.

  15. scott l says – reply to this


    515

    are you people that jaded by that fat fuk? this vid and song is really quite good actually. but being that perez's music taste includes madonna as a talent, i think scarlett should be pleased with his assessment

  16. MiMi says – reply to this


    516

    Worst than Ashley on the Today Show!!! OMG

  17. Pers says – reply to this


    517

    Stick to acting Scarlett.

    Why is it that actors think they can sing? Remember Teri Hatcher on Idol Gives Back? LOL

  18. jenny says – reply to this


    518

    everybody is a critic ! please i've heard far worse from so called "musicians".
    Go easy on her ! it wasn't half bad!

  19. erica says – reply to this


    519

    ahhhh scarlett. i love her acting but oh deaaaaar. that wasnt that good.

    ohhh boy.

  20. Cat says – reply to this


    520

    has anyone ever noticed that scarlett j and jackie warner from that show Work Out look very similar? creepy…

  21. Adrian says – reply to this


    521

    I love it!

  22. megan says – reply to this


    522

    lay off peeps. it's not that bad.

  23. SDF says – reply to this


    523

    the arrangement is great; great idea to have a woman cover this song. however her voice is not what i expected…it's not very good. quite flat actually. too bad. could have been great.

  24. ryan says – reply to this


    524

    sounds like sinead, but with a better head of hair

  25. Darla says – reply to this


    525

    It sounds like some sinead o connor wannabe…..ew

  26. Allinaroe says – reply to this


    526

    HELLO PEOPLE!
    think about it… she's doing a Tom Waits album! What vocal register were you expecting!?
    it think it's a good start.
    if you even know who Tom Waits is….
    i'm just saying give her another chance.

  27. VEE says – reply to this


    527

    i kinda liked it… DON"T stone ME please!! but i dunno her voice is different.. but hey at least she didnt use the voice thingys to make her sound like some robot. unlike paris wwhore hilton and hohan… so maybe this wasnt the best song but i heard her other song and i liked that one too so i dunno give it a chance… i'm just sayin… PEREZ good luck with ur radio show

  28. Mike says – reply to this


    528

    Remember that scene in "Boogie Nights" when Dirk is in the recording studio singing 'You got the touch'. Yeah, this is the same thing. Actually, I can imagine Scarlett in the mixing room telling the producer to 'make the vocals louder'. Hilarious.

  29. ccbloom says – reply to this


    529

    oh my god. soooooooo bad…

  30. AgentGiggles says – reply to this


    530

    I don't care for her in movies and I don't care for her in music.

  31. Veronica C. says – reply to this


    531

    Yeah… that pretty much sucked. Can she even sing?!? It doesn't sound like. Just because you are in Hollywood, does not mean you need to hand out c.d.'s.

  32. The Queen says – reply to this


    532

    She makes Heidi sound like a Grammy winner!

  33. goo says – reply to this


    533

    Girl needs to stick to her day job. Cool that she's passionate about Waits, he's a legend. But there's a reason it works for him and he can't be duplicated. This is pretty terribad.

  34. LALA says – reply to this


    534

    EW.

    i couldn't watch the whole thing. Whore-endus

  35. HORRIBLE says – reply to this


    535

    so which song was better? Heidi's "Higher" or Scarlett's man voice?

  36. Aurore says – reply to this


    536

    OMG! It is sooo awful!! She can't sing! Her voice is horrible! She is maybe a good actress but she is a lame singer! The video is as bad as her song. Please someone can tell her to stop torturing us!!

  37. Cindy says – reply to this


    537

    I didn't think it was that bad. A little strange, yes. But I'm not ready to remove her vocal cords just yet.

  38. redrory says – reply to this


    538

    I'll stick with Tom Waits original classic. I heard the whole album was going to be Tom Waits covers, sweet Jesus no!

  39. maya says – reply to this


    539

    it's not so bad, just a bit down tempo…some might say it's just not gay enough for you party animals (i'm gay-i can say that)

  40. Ms. Ink says – reply to this


    540

    Please. I listen to all kinds of music including rap, hip hop, pop, rock, heavy metal, chinese opera - anything that makes sound, I'll explore it. I thought it was admirable that Scarlett worked very hard to make music that was artistic, and not your usual corporation-profit-fuelled crap. I appreciated the glimpse into her life that the clip afford us, which was a very brave and unique thing to do. Having said all of this, as much as I appreciate her artistic efforts, I don't like the song. A lot of money went into Scarlett's music, and a lot of effort. She surrounded herself with fantastic artists, but that doesn't make her a great artist by association. Sorry Ms. Johansson, I'm one of the many people who won't be buying your album.

  41. annie says – reply to this


    541

    i thought it would have been different. but i liked it anyway.

  42. Matt says – reply to this


    542

    Re: daniella – that was harsh…

  43. Traci says – reply to this


    543

    I smell Ashton Kutcher…

  44. Ashley says – reply to this


    544

    Dear god that's . … AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's a joke, right?? It had potential to be pretty but no, she had to "sing". Sounds like a bunch of men!!! 'Cant hear her in there, ew!!

  45. KRS says – reply to this


    545

    is that her singing? I can't even believe she listened to that and thought….. YES!

    NO…. please stop

  46. janebird says – reply to this


    546

    It sounds like shes' trying to sound just like Cat Power but she doesn't have Cat Power's angelic voice. And why is the video about her being made up in makeup. Scarlett Johansson has been riding the coattails of all her fluke success with Lost in Translation and now trying to make a music career out of it and using her fake blonde hair big boobs red carpet appearances to get attention. The fact is she's a wooden actress overrated in looks and talent.

  47. Liz says – reply to this


    547

    awful! Almost worse than heidi's songs…

  48. Sarah says – reply to this


    548

    Tss like this is Scarlett who's singing, ya right! Lier! I don't believe any of what Perez say from now on! You suck PEREZ! Get a life dickhead, instead of get all the famous people in bad light!

    Scarlett we are so proud of you being danish blood, your acting is incredible! Love you! ;)

  49. Soph says – reply to this


    549

    Is that even human!??

  50. yikes... says – reply to this


    550

    I didn't ever think this was possible to say, but even Paris Hilton's "music" is better than this crap!

  51. Chizzy says – reply to this


    551

    I LOVE THE SONG, HER VOICE, and the VIDEO. She is beautiful and has talent unlike most twats her age in Hollywood!!!

  52. s says – reply to this


    552

    I've seen better videos, but I kinda like the song.

  53. mimi says – reply to this


    553

    that was terrible. i feel really bad, almost embarrassed for her.

  54. Tom Waits Cover?? says – reply to this


    554

    I can't believe she's covering that song and making the video SO SELF-ABSORBED - at least I feel better about having the song in my head knowing it's Tom Waits and not her!!

    But like someone said - SINEAD O'CONNOR wannabe!! If you make a video, PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT YOURSELF - DID WE LEARN FROM HEIDI'S "HIGHER," OR NOT????

  55. bette says – reply to this


    555

    oh what can you expect from SJ as singer? if you saw that karaoke scene in lost in translation ( where she's singing the pretenders' brass in pocket, i think… ) , you wouldn't be so surprised with her uhhh singing abilities….

    but yeah it annoyed the hell out of me when she sang back-up to the jesus and mary chain's just like honey.. i mean, you should stop, girl, stick to preening and ruffling scripts in front of the freakin cameras..

    and the annoyance got even bigger when hell, i heard she's making an album… of tom waits covers… well, the producers then should've done a better job to tweak SJ's voice into a more digestible one, hehehe…

    these hipster actors feel like they can do anything…oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw…

  56. jackyjack says – reply to this


    556

    It would be a good song if someone else was singing it.

  57. SHE IS NOT ALANNIS says – reply to this


    557

    Scarlett darling, you may be fucking Alannis ex-boyfriend, but please oh please, don't try for a minute to compete with her. You can't. She is a glorious singer and creator, you are a Hollywood big tits- actress.- I know you must have the "old girlfriend" syndrome and your insecurity make you copy Alannis style, the video with you in the car…etc, etc….Do yourself a favor…Keep working with Woody Alan (One of my favorite directors) and keep fucking Ryan-He is georgeous-But music? No darling.

  58. kayce says – reply to this


    558

    Z-O-M-G…
    Wow. That was absolutely, terrifically bad! She sounds like Sinead O'Connor if Sinead was a tone-deaf, flat-voiced singer. I hope she does a Heidi and lets this be her last foray into "music". PS: why was it so slow and depressing? Is that so we take her "art" seriously? Please, whether it is good or not, everyone knows she is neither a singer nor a songwriter, so at least copy somet we can dance to, DAMN.

  59. hector says – reply to this


    559

    It's kinda fucking cool actually… I like it…

  60. topy from NYC says – reply to this


    560

    that's a joke no??? I thought she was a very respectuful actress but now, come on… how, how, how someone let her do that, people around her don't have ears? that voice is so awful, when people sing at my birthday party sounds better than that horrible song. poor girl, keep your curves and tits because with the singing you are not going anywhere.

  61. Anita [Canada] says – reply to this


    561

    Have you ever heard Tom Waits? This isn't supposed to be some mainstream Mariah Carey rendition. I think she did a good job representing Waits. I love ScarJo!

  62. mariana says – reply to this


    562

    this is horrible,she not cant sing.she is a good actress.singer no.love you perez;)

  63. Jamie T says – reply to this


    563

    Who in the studio listened to this and told her it was GOOD? Sounds like a cat in heat!

  64. not so bad says – reply to this


    564

    Not gonna lie, didn't think that this was too bad at all. It was nice, I thought.

  65. Dina says – reply to this


    565

    Holy Crap! I thought I had a terrible voice.

  66. AN OBAMA GIRL says – reply to this


    566

    Scarlett, I know you love Obama and his slogan is: Yes, you can…but believe me..NO, YOU CAN'T.

  67. DON'T FUCK WITH SCAR JO says – reply to this


    567

    This song and video is amazingly beautiful. If you fuck with scarlett johansson, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING KILL YOU. most people on this ridiculous site are wrong. whatever k bye

  68. Brit says – reply to this


    568

    I actually liked it. Singing is good, reminds me of Sineid (however you spell it) O'Connor.

  69. bkate says – reply to this


    569

    I expected more from you, Perez. You claim to know so much about music. If you did, you'd at least know that this sounds a lot like a prettier Tom Waits mixed with the Jesus and Mary Chain. I really like it, you just don't get it and you just lost some major music cred points in my book. Go and listen to the Jonas Brothers and stop trying to be a music expert.

  70. Anna says – reply to this


    570

    So I love Scarlett, and I thought this was gonna be great, but wtf!? Thought my ears were gonna fall off.

  71. Ana Luiza - BR says – reply to this


    571

    PLEASE, DON´T SING AGAIN!!!IT´S HORRIBLE!!YOU NEED TO LERN FIRST TO DO A THING LIKE THAT…I´M ASHAME OF HER!!GO HIDE SOMEWHERE!!NOT HERE IN BRAZIL BECAUSE OUR EARS WILL BLOW UP!!!

  72. Minute says – reply to this


    572

    THAT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
    wtf IS THAT! are you serious OMG! SHE SUCKS IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!
    I want my life back!

  73. Elia says – reply to this


    573

    Well THAT was a waste of my time! She sounds like a dude singing!

  74. Big Bri in the Marina says – reply to this


    574

    This proves she's numb, she has the ability to put a lid on her self awareness which is great for her acting but ruins everything else in her life but honestly it's the jerk offs that told her she was good singer that pisses me off becuase she's taking space where a real, creative artist should be rather than still giving me my morning coffee at the Coffee Bean.

  75. Kygirl says – reply to this


    575

    I liked it…

  76. Illiterate says – reply to this


    576

    The music is cool, her voice is too rock n roll and her video clip too terribly modern for you MTV-bred people to appreciate. She obviously doesn't expect her audience to be the same as for the Hills or Jessica Simpson.

  77. astor says – reply to this


    577

    Why is everyone being so judgemental? Perhaps her music is too sophisticated and lowkey for you to appreciate? Does everyone have to have that same cliched pop/hip hop sound to make it today?
    Give her a break. She's trying to be an artist and we need more of those these days.

  78. DUYA says – reply to this


    578

    Jesus & The Mary Chain + Johnny Cash.

    A++

    Of course you hate it, it's not HomoLicious.

  79. Safia says – reply to this


    579

    Ok…that shit is ridiculous!!!!! I couldn't even listen past the 32sec mark!

  80. Tucson, Arizona says – reply to this


    580

    HOLLY Shit that Sucked!
    whats with the crazy camera shots….trippin….
    that gets a bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  81. whaat? says – reply to this


    581

    Was that Sinead O'conner?? WTF. I bet Alanis is laughing her ass off.

  82. Elle says – reply to this


    582

    I liked it.

  83. Curlygrrrl says – reply to this


    583

    I think that it's kind of a lovely softened version of the Waits (original) version…love the jangly guitar and sweeping backing vocals… May I suggest that you all expand your minds past the celebrity gossip on occasion?

  84. me. says – reply to this


    584

    It's different.
    Maybe that's why most of the comments are negative, including Perez's.
    People are really accustomed with commercial shit so they don't really like anything that's out of the ordinary.
    Personally, I like it.
    People should be more open-minded. Good job, ScarJo!

  85. kristie says – reply to this


    585

    she should stick to what she does best and that is ACTING!

  86. ms_chellie says – reply to this


    586

    Scarlet, sweetie, you're gorgeous. Please stop singing. Please stop now.

  87. Beth Monroe says – reply to this


    587

    Hideous

  88. A says – reply to this


    588

    LOVE the song and the video kinda grows on you (a day in the life of SJ). Hope she does well!

  89. HORRIBLE CRAP says – reply to this


    589

    Maybe she's trying o be one of those 'EDGY' singers that can't really sing?
    Hey, it worked for Bob Dylan. What a BOOOORING video. we get it she a princess! ( gum chewing princess of pop- now that we need a replacement for brit-brit?)

  90. cass says – reply to this


    590

    I really thought she was going to have a good voice.. I'm highly disappointed in her.

  91. malee says – reply to this


    591

    love sacrlet but stay acting please wow it sucks and my ears are bleeding she cant sing man!!! if she can get arecord deal so can i then at least i sing way better than her wow her voice is so annoying!!!! dam!!!!!!!!ewwwwww
    just being honest you know justin is laughing his ass off!!!! lol.lol.lol.

  92. bry says – reply to this


    592

    i think it's really good!

  93. haaaaa says – reply to this


    593

    Ok Scarlett……what we need you to do is blow a bubble, then suck it back in….just a bit…YES YES JUST LIKE THAT!!!! OH GOD DO IT THREE MORE TIMES!!!! CUT CUT CUT WEVE GOT IT HOLY SHIT THATS A WRAP!!!

  94. Candi says – reply to this


    594

    OMFG!!!! What the fuck was just going on??? I couldn't bear it!! Bitch…please stick to acting, you're so good at it. NOT THIS. PLEASE DO NOT SING AGAIN!!! She is not good. NO NO NO!!!

  95. Richard says – reply to this


    595

    i really like it actually.

  96. angela_lushious says – reply to this


    596

    Heinous.

    Angela (I have only heard it's equal once - - I won't even put the reference to that one)

    It also was an actress, but of the un-successful (wannA ACT or sing ’cause they don't want to do real work type).

    (Why so many parenthesis?)

    (Angela)
    Angela

  97. SD says – reply to this


    597

    OMG that was awful. Like Sinead O'Conner but even worse!

  98. JFT says – reply to this


    598

    "URP EWW ACKKKKKK" OMG I almost threw-up. WTF WAS THAT? Scarlet Baby-doll are you outa ya fuk'n MIND? Who produced this shit? I'd slap each n ever 1 of ya.Don't ever make that fuk'n crappy noise again. Seriously I know music, and I LOVE music, and girl THAT AIN'T IT. Jesus H ear bleeding Christ, I'm still nauseas, and quite frankly a little scared.

  99. Lalo says – reply to this


    599

    That Chorus in the background is (((((((DAVID BOWIE))))) I don't you but I love it!!

  100. Stefy says – reply to this


    600

    she was original, at least. I liked it. Theres only so many lindsey, mandy moore, heidi montag…over produced pop before you finally scream, Ureka…someone is orignal!

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