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Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.

Enjoy!

1602 comments to “Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is”

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  1. Joanna says – reply to this


    701

    At least she has her looks to fall her on, but that was really bad, pitchy, out of tune. Wow, I thought she could too.

  2. Rodrigo says – reply to this


    702

    You people are SO ignorant…
    This song is a cover of a CLASSIC Tom Waits song…
    Everything you hear, that not sounds like American Idol is crap, right?

    So, yo may think that Patti Smith or Janis Joplin sucks too.

    Thank God I don't live in the USA.

  3. ANGELA says – reply to this


    703

    YOU KNOW…it's sad that people are becoming less and less cultured…as for her voice..i'm sure it IS beautiful, but if you listen to the song, it wasn't supposed to be beautiful. she's supposed to be tired, vulnerable, unhappy…but to the world she is supposed to be happy–hiding behind a fascade.

  4. morgan says – reply to this


    704

    if you knew anything about the album and anything about Tom you would know she did this 100% proud. I like it very much…but then again i think tom waits is a genius.

  5. Marcy says – reply to this


    705

    I like it. Kinda like Amy Whinehouse and Alanis Morrisette combined.

  6. lindz says – reply to this


    706

    for all those people saying "you think it's bad just because your so decensitized by mainstream music" get a life. that shit is awful! her voice sucks and it sounds worse than nails on a chalkboard.

  7. Paulette says – reply to this


    707

    Wow - Are you kidding me….. That SUCKS

  8. andre says – reply to this


    708

    SHUT UP BITCH!!
    SHe IMITATES SINEAD O CONNOR BAAAAAAD

  9. Tiffany says – reply to this


    709

    WTF???!!!

  10. Amy says – reply to this


    710

    oh god. that was horrible.

  11. Leonardo says – reply to this


    711

    Listen to the original Falling Down . http://cdn.digitalcity.com/_media/ch_music/tomwaits-fallingdown.mp3

  12. Kristin says – reply to this


    712

    SINEAD O'CONNOR!!!

  13. LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this


    713

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    HolyCow - is that a joke?!? She's really not serious about that is she?

    And could the video more more self absorbed- its all about herherher being a movie star-booooring…
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  14. Kristina says – reply to this


    714

    I don't know which was worse her singing or the video..It was HORRIBLE

  15. Lizzy says – reply to this


    715

    I love Scarlett Johanson she's a wonderful actress but I'm sorry to say she is not a very good singer. It was rather painful to watch the music video I had to stop it half way through.

  16. m says – reply to this


    716

    ohhh my goddd
    my ears were bleeding after the first 30 seconds.
    I had hope for her….but it was smashed

  17. LULU says – reply to this


    717

    UMMM she chews like a fucking cow
    and she will never ever make it big in the music business
    I hated it

  18. Not as good as I thought says – reply to this


    718

    Deep in my heart I feel like she is an intelligent and not self-centered women, but whoever's idea it was to have such a self-centered video on top of a mediocre song should be fired. the world knows Scarlett is beautiful, do we need to see a video from beginning to end about her "intense" life and the realities of her life as an actor…..its so phony melodramatic.

  19. Sean says – reply to this


    719

    Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda great? She chose something not of the ordinary and I commend her for that. Also the music is richly produced. Being a composer/producer myself, I think she actually contributed something to the music community unlike so many others that have tried before.

  20. alhousto says – reply to this


    720

    It's mediocre karaoke. At best.

  21. lauren says – reply to this


    721

    didn't like it at first…but then it kind of got to me. kind of relaxing for me at least. just cause you think its bad doesn't mean the whole world has to.,

  22. dawn says – reply to this


    722

    wow…she blows!

  23. Maxi says – reply to this


    723

    I actually liked it. It wasn't the best thing ever, and I didn't love it. But it was okay.

  24. Blanche says – reply to this


    724

    horrid

  25. jake says – reply to this


    725

    she needs hearing aids

  26. deedee says – reply to this


    726

    OMG she sounds terrible! is this a joke?????

  27. angel hair says – reply to this


    727

    the music is edgey and the video is quirky. i liked it.
    i like the part where she was getting her makeup done, you get to see her face unmade in its full mole-y glory. au naturel!

  28. Dee says – reply to this


    728

    She needs to stick to acting…this is crazy!

  29. yoda says – reply to this


    729

    I thought that was terrific.

    That's what real music sounds, like Perez clones.

    Not like the teeny-bopper crap he pushes for $ down your throat on this site.

  30. misterReview.com says – reply to this


    730

    I couldn't get past the first 30 seconds. AWFUL !!

  31. you're an idiot says – reply to this


    731

    Re: SHE IS NOT ALANNIS

    you're a bitch, i'm going to fucking kill you, scarlett's music has nothing to do with alanis or her boyfriend you stupid fucking moron

  32. Deb says – reply to this


    732

    What??????????????

  33. k says – reply to this


    733

    love the arrangement but the vocals were awful.
    sad because i love scarjo

  34. elgd says – reply to this


    734

    Re: Rodrigo – Yes, thank god you don't live in the USA. Sorry but Scarjo's song is crap and I abhor American Idol. Some singers don't have "pop" voices (I am thinking of JG, Dylan, even Waits himself) but they have soul and they draw you into the song. Scarjo's album is a self-indulgent waste of effort on the part of the record company and contributing artists.

  35. My ears hurt! says – reply to this


    735

    Wow, this is sooooooooooo bad! The song sucks, the video stinks…….this woman is making money and she's such a loser! I would chop off my ears and pull me eyes out before listening to that 'song' or watching that shitty video again! LOSER!

  36. Shawna says – reply to this


    736

    I liked the song. I am entirely too hungover for that video, though. I think I might vomit.

  37. Vzap says – reply to this


    737

    wow! that was horrible! i could not even get through the entire song. a message to all the actresses out there that think they can sing: please don't!

  38. barb says – reply to this


    738

    I dont know what youre all talking about…are you all perez's puppets? he post these god awful euro trash bands and you gobble them up like the giz you love and something great like this you hate? her voice is beautiful and the vid kept my interest…though maybe not the most original vid in the world. I bet if he played the original tom waits you wouldn't like that either… go fill your head with the new madonna…now that is what really sux!!

  39. eeeeeeeeepppppppp says – reply to this


    739

    WOW, I thought her voice was good, the lyrics were good, however, the music video sucked. I don't understand how her putting on makeup throughout the video correlated with the song. But whatever, I think she sang pretty fucking good compared to the shit that most ppl here listen to.

  40. jesssss says – reply to this


    740

    the singing sucks, but plu-easseeeeeeeee, the video is friggin artistic!!! love it!

  41. BeL says – reply to this


    741

    lord have mercy!!!!!!!!!!

  42. d@rciE says – reply to this


    742

    Hrmm. The production quality of the video is spectacular but it doesn't even sound like singing. I guess that raspy voice of hers doesn't come across so well in song. We should call it spoken word.

  43. Alanis is sooo much better says – reply to this


    743

    Okay, that was total crap!!! At least make your first song and video something interesting. And was that even singing???? She sounds better when she's just talking and that's about all. It sounded completely out of tune!! Stick to acting Scarlett…and do some better movies too. Girl with a Pearl Earring was great and Lost in Translation. But since then, everything else kind of sucks.

  44. barb says – reply to this


    744

    Re: Allinaroe – amen!

  45. woogins says – reply to this


    745

    This style is very much influenced by Nico / Velvet Underground. She may not have the strongest voice but her producers are excellent. I'd much rather listen to this than 95% of the new crap out there.

  46. Joshua says – reply to this


    746

    I like it

  47. Disappointed says – reply to this


    747

    Wow …
    Randy? "YO, YO, DUDE, CHECK IT OUT, I JUST DIDN'T FEEL IT. "
    Paula? " YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT!" (retard clap)
    Simon? "I WAS BORED TO TEARS. SIMPLY AWWWFUL. " (cold nipples)
    Ryan? "DO u HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER, & CAN I HAVE HIS PH#?"

  48. bootyqueen says – reply to this


    748

    awful, yuk … stick to acting scarlett

  49. jussumdude says – reply to this


    749

    I'd still f her to that song!!

  50. sharon says – reply to this


    750

    OMG!! This is truly bad! The video and the singing are horendous!! Stickto acting Scarlett.

  51. indigohaze says – reply to this


    751

    ohh i'm just crushed. the thing is that she CAN sing..listen to her version of summertime, its quite good.. i don't know why her producers let her sing like that on this falling down song. and as for the video.. i didn't get it.. i just didn't

  52. natalie says – reply to this


    752

    the music video was fine….the singing, not so much…even though tom waitts wasn't "technically" a good singer, he still sounded good because he was folky and hoarse…she's just horrible…….i laughed when i first heard she was doing a cover album of his songs….

  53. annie says – reply to this


    753

    That is soooooo dreadful.

  54. bini says – reply to this


    754

    it's really not so bad, it's just not mainstream poplike. your taste is more like madonna, you probably eat @ mcdonalds too.

  55. Heather says – reply to this


    755

    Is she speaking English? Oh Good GAWD!

  56. friendzy says – reply to this


    756

    I REALLY LIKE IT! It is perfectly good..

  57. true true says – reply to this


    757

    Re: Rodrigo

    WORD to my mother fucking homie. mad people have no taste!! you don't like it don't fucking listen! scar jo is the hottest girl alive and she doing her thing go do yours you broke ass bitches

  58. kt says – reply to this


    758

    Oh no. She cannot sing at all. Someone should have prevented this from happening. And David Bowie? NOOOO!

  59. Daryl says – reply to this


    759

    Ummmm. I'm not sure if it was genius or a car accident you just can't help but watch happen. There is such a fine line between the two these days. I like the song, the vocals… I'm still on the fence. The video was horrible.

  60. Deredeo says – reply to this


    760

    wow….what the hell was that about???
    honestly, the song sounds very ffloyd like to me but her vocals are weak.
    she should have taken note from murphy, willis, shatner, johnson and nimoy among others and stuck to acting..singing is NOT her thing

  61. LINA says – reply to this


    761

    It wasn't that bad!….. I think the video was pretty cool…… I like her I think she is real and seems down to earth!

  62. g says – reply to this


    762

    MONOTONE MARY!!!!

  63. fireandbrimtone says – reply to this


    763

    SHE CANT SING, SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DUDE!!!
    DOESNT SHE KNOW, WTF?

  64. Kirby says – reply to this


    764

    I like it! It has an artsy feel to it.

  65. fireandbrimtone says – reply to this


    765

    SHE CANT SING, SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DUDE!!!
    DOESN'T SHE KNOW, WTF?

  66. Swankynorm says – reply to this


    766

    It is great. You just don't like it because she did something so different. You can't dance to it, but she did something neat and original.

  67. Krissy says – reply to this


    767

    Perez is such a hater! I don't think it's bad at all!

  68. Jessica says – reply to this


    768

    Note to Scarlett:

    Stick to acting. This song is horrible. I mean, I think she's amazing. She's a superb actress and gorgeous person, but the song was just dull.

  69. Lolita Loco says – reply to this


    769

    I like it. It's not pretty, but it's not intended to be either.

  70. Melissa says – reply to this


    770

    Oh my goodness, this was awful, purely awful. She is a horrible, horrible singer. Whoever gave her a recording contract should be shot to death. And whoever told her she can sing, should seek a mental institute. Please Scarlet, stop embarassing yourself by calling yourself a singer. This is just unbearable.

  71. reccomendation says – reply to this


    771

    She can sing - just a bad choice, as Simon would say. Hear her single "Summertime" on the Unexpected Dreams album - just lovely!

  72. Ali says – reply to this


    772

    Not really into her voice…but it wasn't the worst.

  73. mel100xsexy says – reply to this


    773

    are my ears bleeding??

  74. dalipardon says – reply to this


    774

    That was godfuckingawful on so many levels. If I want to indulge in slow and depressing music, I will listen to the Swans! And that video!!!! Does she want us to feel sorry for her being a pampered princess?!? "Oh poor me, I sit for hours in a chair having my hair and makeup done. And most of you don't even know i have a tattoo because my makeup artist has to cover it up." Boo-hoo. She cannot possibly think that this 'project' is going to give her some indie cred, does she?!??!? Ugh. Poor, Tom Waits. I at least hope he gets some decent royalty checks from this disaster.

  75. mmm says – reply to this


    775

    The song's kind of interesting…she just has a terrible voice…

  76. ashlee says – reply to this


    776

    i really liked it!

  77. jb says – reply to this


    777

    I kind of like it. The people who are bashing her are just unaware that there are other styles of music than Pop/Dance shit. I was actually expecting to hate this but its actually nice and mellow. Reminds me of the 90s shoegazer movement

  78. Handy mandy says – reply to this


    778

    Holy Fuc* I couldnt even get thru the first minute, how could she think that was decent?? its like she wants to be sinead oconnor or something however she only comes close to the gum on her shoe… TERRIBLE!!!!

  79. jEnnY says – reply to this


    779

    WHAT THE HELL????
    That was TERRIBLE!!
    It was all in a monotone!!

  80. Bee says – reply to this


    780

    Who told this girl she can sing???? She should stick to acting

  81. Litia says – reply to this


    781

    She sounds like every other person who THINKS they can sing. It sounds like they didn't even "clean" it up in the studio. AWFUL!!!!!!!!! Hey maybe she should audition for next season of AI. I always love the 1st three weeks of tryouts!!!!

  82. cath says – reply to this


    782

    I dont care what anyone says I fucking loved it! It obvioulsy would sound way better on cd…It doesnt surprise me that the ignorant masses dont get it. Plebs. Go buy another Britney cd.

  83. Sabinia says – reply to this


    783

    Es cierto, parece una Sinead O´Connor …pero sin talento…y forzada a cantar!!
    LASTIMA ScarJo. ¡¡NO cantas mas!!

  84. sarah says – reply to this


    784

    an exercise in visual name dropping and narcisism…very dull at best

  85. munch says – reply to this


    785

    wow WORST video ever!!! I guess she was too busy to make a proper video? At least Madonna and Mariah have nothin to worry about…

  86. The Hooker says – reply to this


    786

    no no no scar jo no no no

  87. Litia says – reply to this


    787

    Re: sean – uhhhhh! NOT! Put the shrooms down and listen again.

  88. ugh says – reply to this


    788

    is she trying to be all indie?
    also, why not just listen to the original? it just sounds like she was trying to do a tom waits impression. i'd rather just listen to tom waits.
    also, don't you love how you can get david bowie to do anything anymore? luv!

  89. f says – reply to this


    789

    i actually REALLY liked it

  90. Leah says – reply to this


    790

    This movie was so distracting I didn't even notice the song playing…

  91. GRACE says – reply to this


    791

    wait…thats her singing??? fucking horrible..geez, i just wasted 3 min of my life for this crap

  92. trixolator says – reply to this


    792

    Perez the problem with you is that you don't recognize true art. All you know how to do is comment on mainstream bullshit. You're a has been.

  93. Heather says – reply to this


    793

    Ok I think she would be good if she were singing SOMETHING ELSE… but a ScarJo imitation of Tom Waits is just… ugh… NO.

  94. Mz Jaxin says – reply to this


    794

    I guess I'm a freak, cause I liked that song. :)

    The video gets a little boring in the middle, but I get it.

  95. LoCo says – reply to this


    795

    Regardless of the terrible video, why does she have such a shitty voice? Sounds like someone's been smoking too many Virginia Slims.

  96. lora says – reply to this


    796

    I actually liked it!

  97. yanine says – reply to this


    797

    My dog can sing better than this!!

  98. Natalie says – reply to this


    798

    Wow!! You are right…..there are no words for this…..This is not right

  99. sean says – reply to this


    799

    OMG…IS this a joke??????

  100. kathlina says – reply to this


    800

    Really I didn't think it was that bad. It's not anything Britney would do but it's not that bad.

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