Words Can't Describe How Bad This Is
Filed under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson's first-ever music video.
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Posted: April 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Words Can't Describe How Bad This IsFiled under: Scarlett JohanssonScarlett Johansson's first-ever music video. Enjoy! Posted: April 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Not bad at all. I take it you guys aren't Tom Waites fans?
I can see how some people might not like this, but I love it!
geez i was hoping she was going to be good, but damn that was awful, i only listened to one minute of it, and i wish i had never put the damn song on. Fuck thats awful, just awful
Oh, that was HORRIBLE! She had three notes to sing and she couldn't even get them right! Paris Hilton sings circles around her.
oh my jesus.
i like it.
That was truly terrible. It angers me that people like her are wasting our time and hurting our ears! She hyped herself up so much, I was hoping she could actually sing… but she can't. There are no words to describe how absolutely atrocious that sound is.
seriously… this can't be..
i mean if you would choke a cat it would have a much better chance to sing better than this crap… god damn
her so called "edge" is getting a bit to sharp.
OMFG! really sucks!
and why she made a video with a lost in translation scene?
I quite like it. Wasn't what I expected, but it sounds like a proper band/artist, rather than the bland, by-the-numbers, over-produced "pop" that seems to pass for music of late. I'm sure if it was released by an unknown artist, people wouldn't judge it so harshly.
I like it …
Re: Melissa – #772 Melissa calm down! Yeah she isn't the best singer or actress. But at least it's not Heidi Montag singing another song, with that squeaky voice, lol.
Whoa. For some reason I thought she would have a decent voice because she has an interesting speaking voice. Boy was I wrong. She can't carry a note with a wheel barrel. I may be hearing things, but did I also hear Bowie in that song?
I liked it. I kind of think it matches her quote from the other day. like we expected this beautiful polished video and voice, but she did what was her, without full Hollywood horse and pony show. The video seems kind of symbolic. And good job on the weight loss Perez. I am at 50lbs lost, and I respect your effort. This shiz is hardwork!
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT; she can really sing!
hell yeah!!! go back and play with your boobies!
Ok. I just literally forced myself to sit through the whole thing. SHE CANNOT SING. Of course it sounds raw, raw and shi**y!!!! I do not understand the video either. It makes no sense. Who is the old guy nuzzling her neck? CREEPY.
i don't think it's so bad Lindsey Lo is soooooo much worse!
uh yeah that was bad. the video was pretty horrible, it couldve been way better. the song was meh, it wasn't complete shit like other actress turned singer type of songs. - but she is going for that "indie" market, and if thats the case - its pretty generic bullshit, that can be played in the background to any shitty movie to make it seem like the character really is sympathetic and relatable - when their not.
i still like her, but this is kinda lame. i saw that video when she sang with Jesus & MaryChain, and even that was bad.
I actually thought it was really great in a weird way.
Yes the video was definitely crappy but i'd give more of her music a chance.
I like her voice.
Maybe it's just me.
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I didn't think it was that bad at all- she's trying to convey that she's an average girl and that it takes a team of people to look perfect - something we all seem to miss when we stare at the magazines and then at the mirror. I liked it!
I liked it!
I Loved IT!!!!!!
She can't be serious lol
the video sucks but the songs oh-kay…..
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WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH THIS SUCKS!!! Peter Andres fugly wife, Jordan, sings better!!
I enjoyed the song.
No, there are no words.
Oh sweet baby jesus! That was horrific!
it's really not that bad.
it's folk and folk doesn't have a lot of followers.
listen to another one of her songs called summertime.
you'd like it a lot.
it's not on her forthcoming album, but on a sort of mix cd.
it's pretty great.
I really liked it.
The video is kinda kewl and the music could be a ton worse. BUTTTTT, her voice is aweful. My childhood priest had less of a monotone voice the Scarlett. Poor girl, stick to acting…
Oh dear.
that was pretty bad.
I wish I were dumb …
i honestly liked it.
God help me, i really liked it.
You don't think there's a Velvet Underground feel to it?
wow that is pretty bad. i've heard her sing other songs and she sounded alot better. why in the world would they use this horrible song as her single.
What the hell was that? Surely she can't be seriously releasing that?!!
i actually like it…yikes!!! it has a nice indie music flow to it. its not the best singing but its definitely better than most celebs that turn into singers.
I like this. I thinks it's nicely emotive, and her voice is strong. As a young woman, I feel it–especially all of the moments of being watched, and then her illustrating her time watching–looking out the window. I think it's a good video.
This shit sucks balls…wow, what a dumb broad. Hollywood actresses cannot go "indie" like that…what a dumb fool. All she's good for is a good tit fuck..trust me I would know.
it's like whatever, hopefully she gets better, i still LOVE her!!
Re: Get A Life – on that i have to agree. i'm so tired of these awful wannabe singers. get a clue. this is a disrespect to all the true singers of the world that deserve the title of singer. This is dedicated to all the paris hilton's, scarlet's, heidi montag's of the world leave the music scene asap….
Oh my god this is awful.
She doesn't sound anything like Sinead O' Connor you musically illiterate tards! I guess this comparison stems from the first verse of Nothing Compares to You (probably the only song of hers you ever heard!)
Complex lyrics probably irritate you
!!! I'm not saying that Scarlett Johanson is any spectacular singing talent herself, but it was a hell of lot better than most of the tripe you post on here!
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You're probably just upset because Scarlett wasn't singing about getting laid or shopping for bling
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Seriously, there were more positive comments on this blog for Heidi Montage's and Fergie's horrific soulless piece of crap songs
it wasn't bad at all….it was very different…i liked it..i liked the vid too.
thats so 90ies
AMAZING
is something like beach house
rly good
Jesus, it's worse than Asslee live!
Well. Almost….
I prefer "Falling Down' by Duran Duran….
i don't think it's -that- terrible. i think perez has biased the song by just saying it was bad. of course everyone will now think it's tripe, it's what we're told to do.
with that said i don't think she should quit her day job, but maybe we should appreciate her melody as what it is, good or "bad". its art.
lol. Doesn't she have enough money to at least use one of those computers to actually change her voice. HAHA. Thats pretty bad. You dont even see her singing at all. ew.
I'm sure you realize that if the headlin on this post was "Best vid ever!!!" then the 800 posts that followed would have agreed with you. It's dark, differen't, not over produced and if that is her real voice then it's really unique and frankly a lot better than most of the shit out there today.
Why is Salman Rushdie in this video? And it's not that bad; remember, it's a Tom Waites cover…wait, I'm posting this in Perez's comments section? I might as well be speaking Urdu.
ummm…am I the only one who was oddly intrigued by it? I thought it was quite good. Very Nico-esque.
i actually like it. its pretty raw, and she has such a low voice normally, i wouldnt expect anything different from her singing voice.
she sounds.. like a bad nicko…. doesnt she?
It wasn't that bad. Her voice is a little too flat which makes the song a little monotone and monotonous, but I would not say it was horrible.
shes not singing… this is fake!!
um why does she sound so much like sinead o'conner?
I actually kinda like it…
nice!
her voice is awful!
OKAY SO THE VIDEO SUKS BUT SHE DOESNT SOUND THAT BAD. I THINK ITS OKAY ACTUALLY.
It isn't supposed to be teeny bopper bubble gum bullshit. Have you guys even heard the original??
The music is amazing, the feel of it as a whole is moving…..not like the current bobble-head wobble tunes corporate fed to us by the truck full.
you all r crazy this is unique n it rocks…
omg she cannot sing. what is this world coming to?
how horrific. at least salman rushdie is featured creepily kissing her on the neck…… WTF?!!!
I didnt care for it. I think she can sing, but who ever picked this song as her vocal rang, needs to be kicked in the balls.
SWEET FUCKING JESUS THAT WAS HORRIBLE!! i never ever wanna hear shit like that!! she can't sing at ALL!!
sooo bad.
seriously? That is freakin awful.
she is a horrible…. she should stick with the modeling for Louis Vuitton although i will never see her again like i used to…. like a great model… she is a loser to take out that crappy video she cant even sing
I can´t believe the label would let her release something like that. I almost slept in the middle of the song. Bad song, bad video, bad actrees, bad singer…thank God she has huge boobs huh?!
Honesly…it wasn't too bad. I actually enjoyed it. Very different, but that doesn't mean it's horrible. Totally loved the vibe and the video as bazaar as it was, was pretty captivating to the senses.
this is worse than I ever imagined it would be….
well hell! I guess I'm in the minority here cuz I like it! She kinda sounds like Mazzy Star meets Tom Waits….Definitely better than any other actress-turned-singer lately.
I freaking love it!
scarlett johansson is "falling down" and can't get up thanks to this horrendous music video.
I have come 500 miles just to see a halo
Come from St. Petersburg, Scarlett and me
Well I open my eyes, I was blind as can be
When you give a man luck, he must fall in the sea
And she wants you to steal and get caught
For she loves you for all that you are not
When you're falling down, falling down
When you're falling down, falling down, falling down
You forget all the roses, don't come around on Sunday
She's not gonna choose you for standing so tall
Go on and take a swig of that poison and like it
And don't ask for silverware, don't ask for nothing
Go on and put your ear to the ground
You know you will be hearing that sound……falling down.
You're falling down, falling down
Falling down, Falling down, falling down
When you're falling down, falling down, falling down
Go on down and see that wrecking ball come swinging on along
Everyone knew that hotel was a goner
They broke all the windows, they took all the door knobs
And they hauled it away in a couple of days
Now someone yell timber and take off your hat
It's a lot smaller down here on the ground
You're falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down
Someone's falling down, falling down, falling down
Falling down, falling down, falling down
Is this her voice? She can't possibly sound this bad and still be allowed to record a cd! This is horrible
I actually liked it- I found it very artistic
You guys are insane. I thought the song was brilliant. Her voice is incredible. Just because she's not trying some sell out pop dance tune everyone has to hate. The song is unique, and original. Not to mention she's sexy as hell.
my personal fav, was the blowing bubble gum at the beginning… bahahah
what a retard!
Omg that was about the worst voice I've ever heard…….
I don't get it.
what the hell was that?!?!
OH that was so bad…
She really sounds like Sinead O'connor…….
Makes me want to roll over and die!
hey guys,
this is not HER singing! she's a great singer, just listen to 'summertime' from scarlett johansson, it's beautiful! i don't know who's crappy voice this is.. but it's not hers…
PROOF that just because you can act, doesn't mean you can sing! The song sucks, her voice sucks and even the video sucks!!
Uhhmm… I can't stop listening to it. I LOVE IT!!!! If you don't like it you don't know good music.
BLOWS HARD!!!! OUCH
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SIGNED UP FOR FILM SCHOOL 101 AT A JUNIOR COLLEGE THIS WINTER!!
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THEN DROPPED 3 WEEKS IN … BUT YET … FEELS THEIR AN ARTIST!!
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It's sad that such a talented, beautiful girl like Scarlett can have such a bomb of a music video.
She must KNOW it sucks.
unique vocals, horrible song.
My dog started to howl when I hit play for this vid. She put the "stink" in "stinky." Very pretty girl. She should stick to acting and talking about her boobies.
fucking bullshit, the whole im so artistic and deep thing. yeahyeah shut your mouth, no one wants to hear your voice.
*checks calender* Dang, I was hoping for an April's Fool… Now I'll just say *OUCH!**OUCH!**OUCH!*