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The first thing Oprah told Gayle after interviewing Tom Cruise again was __________.
Posted: April 29, 2008 at 9:15 am
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Tom Cruise > Fill In The Blank > Oprah Winfrey
The first thing Oprah told Gayle after interviewing Tom Cruise again was __________. Posted: April 29, 2008 at 9:15 am
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"GOD, what a dickhead". "Gayle, I am so glad I can hook up my strap on and butt fuck you and Katie has to fuck him"!
Giiiirlllllllll!!!!!!!! That nigga is crazy!!!!!!
Let's try the new Swarovski crystal dildo he gave us right away!
Izz just one dumb ni@@er!!
"Gurl - that man is fucking crazy!"
Suck my clit with your little finger up my ass.
"he is one effed up muthaeffer!" Poor Katie, Poor Suri
GIRLFRIEND HE IS GAY FOR SURE AND A FREAK AS WELL !!!
He's crazier than that Austrian Fug hwho locked his daughter in the basement for 20 years and had four kids with her!
"Yeah, girl, it's totally a sham. I told you so!"
take a bath
…"Damn he's gayer than us"
oh u just have to let him shit on your nipples right after he cums in your mouth
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Ummm, how does a 5 year old have such a big vocabulary? Props! I really feel bad for you….your life is so lonely and pathetic that you have nothing better to do than to post some ridiculous comment with the hopes of annoying someone to the point they will respond and give you some much needed attention. You sad, pathetic piece of sh*t! Grow up, get a freakin' life…and remember, karma is a real bitch! Go f' yourself, scumbag!
Damn this mother fucker is crazier than I thought ?
Steadman, get mama a beer bitch!
OK, the truth is that I am Tina, your best friend forever Kristina Chen. I just want to be loved, you know.
I was only kidding about retards and fugs because I am one.
Oprah said: TOM is the BIGGEST CELEBRITY but he is the SMALLEST MOST UNTALENTED WORKING ACTOR who uses the SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION from TOP GUN to A FEW GOOD MEN to JERRY MAGUIRE
She said that "He is even gayer than we are"?
Girl we are not the biggest closet gay c*nts in show business. Ms. Cruise is!
"Gayle-I've forwarded you a synopsis of my Cruise interview & since my powerpoint is on the blink -I am using bullet points…
-I cant understand what drives him to keep touching me….he knows for a fact that I loathe men!
-He wanted to be the focus of my next giveaway show but wated to go incognito & named "L-RON"
-He said the last interview made him uncomfortable because the couch smelled of "a combination of jizz & left-wing agenda"
All in all I'm sure we'll get at least a 10-share. oh yeah before i forget,I just hired new teachers for my south african girl school-so make sure the shipment of "morning after pills" is not hing up in customs. Barak for prez!
in closing ,Gayle…luv ya-mean it(but not enough to give you your own show)…O
close your legs i need to concentrate!
her eyes say it all, she thinks he's nuts!!!
Gayle, yours is a LOT bigger
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – I don't know if you think that what you said is funny or you actually believe it, either way it's time for your lobotomy, it will make you a better person!
I hate that fucker!
…fu**er destroyed another good couch. I should have seen that coming.
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Now that i think of it, you should be shot. That will make you a better person, not lobotomy!
"This time I went tooo far. I am becoming soooo phony; having to deal with this nut and having to smile and kiss. The only good thing is that there was some good distance between us in his couch. Katie should've done the jumping. We needed some entertainment"
this motherfucker is crazy!!
Hey Gayle, Did you ever see that SouthPark episode?
"Oh girl you should have seen the strap on!!"
"when he went to the loo, I got my own back and jumped my ass all over his couch"
"he's a few taco's short of a supreme"
LMAO!!!!
"oh god, please help me… fast."
that scientology done fucked up that boy!
"What the hell kind of religion is Scientology if he is next in line to the throne?" Reverend Wright, pick up the white courtesy phone…
Yep, he's still bat-shit crazy.
I hope the freak jumps on the couch again so the ratings go up on the show
O is starting to annoy me with this celebrity shit, she wants everyone to think she has this great relationship with all of them and she even has her favorites, Halle Berry, Julia, Tom, John Travolta, Maria Shriver, Maya Angelou, Tina Turner, its pretty pathetic.
The first thing Oprah told Gayle after interviewing Tom Cruise again was his crazy white ass is still batshit insane. OX
Good thing I don't fuck men
What she always says to her, of course! "Get that dress off NOW-bitch!"
what the hell am i thinking ? Im standing on a cliff whith this nutt to be picked up by the mother ship.
His little DICK is as big as your GIANT CLIT
that he admitted to stepfording katie holmes
oops, i meant stepford wifing. he admitted to stepford-wifing katie holmes
Gayle told Oprah, Tom is hot but you honey are hotter. Gayle can not appreciate a man too much since she is Oprah's lover.
Re: emilyb – Honey, I actually liked STEPFORDING better!
"Please stop this douche from humping my leg!"
Re: vitamin – And Celine, you left out Celine!!!
Never, ever, ever, AGAIN!!!
P-Nasty must start drawing a dick in Tom's mouth so I can tell it's not Katie.
I should go purchase wjztv so I can fire my old boss. people are tlking alright. whith al,richard,denise,bob,jerry.
GINGRICH: Wright May Be Deliberately Hurting Obama…
SHARPTON blasts Obama grandstanding 'in front of white people'…
Thank the Lawd for these two pioneering me. Wright And Sharpton just couldn't diddown & shaddup. They're gonna ruin Hussein's hopes for the White House. Thank you Lawd, thank you Jesus. We're finally seeing all the shit-stirring and idiotic baggage that will come straight to Washington with Obama.
Keep rantin' & ravin' Reverend Wright and Al Sharpton…!!!
HE'S A WOMAN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding O we still love u in b-more.
they are practically the same color in this pic.. hmm.. bleaching anyone??
he's not as sexy as you Gayle!!
the first thing OPRAH told GAIL was THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CRAAAAZY….
I'm as BIG as a couch…..he tried to jump on ME!!!!!
Girrrrllllll that man crazy!
"Raisin-Lips, he kept asking if he could borrow a STRAP-ON!"
Re: GIBBYWIBBY – Umm, I hope your just some sick bastard trying to get rise out of people. You get no rise from me just pity for being able to spew such evil.
Re: megs – good one!!!
"Gayle, dahlin, it's ok to be gay, so long as you hide it underneath a self-loathing, space-ship dreamin', drug-addled, "religion for profit" SCAM!!! Let's join Scientology, and become the loonie-laughin'-losers we know we can be!"
Pack your shit, we gotta go spring Katie.
…he still hasn't paid me back for breaking my sofa.
haha. her eyes have that pained look of "get me the fuck outta here."
dame he's crazy!
I NEED A DRINK…MAKE IT A TRIPLE!!!
" . . . Is my head really that huge, or is Tom just extra small?"
Gurrrrrl! Let me tell you…. Tom Cruise is nuttier than a almond orchard. And that's nutty, yo!
Tom is more a fruit than Stedman and has a bigger double ended dildo collection than we do. Katie begged him for a cracker and some water, so sad.
STILL CRAZY!!!!!!SHE LOOKS KINDA SCARED IN THIS PHOTO.
OPRAH IS ——————–EVIL
gayle this white mf is crazy!!!!! thank god we black..he really thinks science is a cure for everything he is gonna burn in hell…y couldnt he be like brad pitt!!
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* HE"S A PILLOW MUNCHER.
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I just got rid of the bruises from the last interview!!
Fuck,….he bugs me.
Re: GOODBYE KITTY – Really? Like your dad?
Tom's signature creepy laugh drives me nuts.
Girl, he's Gay, OKAAAAAAY…;O)… love ya Oprah
"Gurrrl, he is CRAZY"
"Dont worry Gayle your dick is till bigger than his."
Girl, he is so CARRAAAAZY my ratings are gonna rock this week!!!!
that niqquh dirtied my couch
Tom Cruise is so nice he gave me a present of a PING PONG BALL.How sweet…
that damn boy is gay!
"HE WANTS TO WATCH US"
"Are you and Katie still on?"
He's a fucking freak!
"He's still faking it."
THATS ONE CRAZY ASS KRACKER
She told Gayle that Tom is two nuts short of a fruit cake.
Re: eddy – His Schlong is also two nuts short of a grown man's pecker.
he is such a douche
this guy seriously thinks the aliens are coming Gayle
"i sure hope perez puts up an extremely photoshopped picture of me"
yay, you listened!
"If this guy jumps on my couch again it's goin' down!"
we gotta have a threesome with him!!!!!!!!!!!!