Pick It Up Today!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Anglophilia
P-licious is featured in the new issue of British GQ.
Unfortunately, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover.
Fortunately, the mag ran a great five-page interview with the Queen of All Media conducted by the super fab Piers Morgan.
It's a must read!!!
[Image by Kayt Jones for British GQ.]
Posted: April 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm
you are fat queenface who is LOOKING REALLY OLD!!!!! How does it feel Frankenberry?
Oh my gosh Perez, you are too funny! BTW, nice legs!
I'd love to get the shower cap! Can I??!!!!
Congrats P-Rizzle!!!
I'll totally read it!
you are too cute!
You are a ONE OF A KIND PEREZ !!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A LONG CAREER - THE WORLD NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE YOU WHO CAN BRING GIVE THESE AIRHEAD BIMBO CELEBRITIES - AR REALITY CHECK - ( and laugh at yourself too ) - Dont Change - we love ya !!!
Damn Perez, I see muscle tone in your legs
You're looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Smokin'
Re: alyssa – If you "don't care", Don't read!!!
You're fucking stupid
I WANT 2 B UR HAG!!!!!!! HEART U
Hahaha, AWSOME picture Perez!
Perez, we are sooo tired of you pimping yourself out! You are NOT a celebrity, you are supposed to report on them! No one cares to see your dumb ass in any magazine! Stick to what you do best, which is making fun of peeps like Lilo, Miley Ray, etc. I'm sick of seeing you pimping yourself out! U are fat and ugly- Always remember that!
so cute!! i love it
and the hello kitty bathroom is so freakin cute
Re: tara236 – FUCK U
Hello Kitty Rules!!!
sexy legs. would love to wrap them around my neck.
I love you Perez! Love you like a brother. I log on to your website to bring a ray of sunlight in my busy life. You are the best!
Re: Alison – I come on this site to read gossip, as I stated before, not to read about Perez. If I wanted to do that, I would find a bio on him or something. So therefore, I am not stupid. Also, I am apparently not the only one with this opinion. Have a nice day bitch =)
u are fab!! as always.
love ya doll..
not fugly. fabulous.
Fabulous, Perez!
I think you look fabulous… Meoooww xxx
Not for nothing, but what an UGLY ASS PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMY LOOK AT THOSE HOT GAMS AND THOSE ADORABLE FEET. i WOULD LOVE TO PLAY WITH THEM TOOTSIES.
jOHNNY
You's soo cuuute!
haa to think that you of al people are in hq…ewwww……fugly indeed!!pink is so not your colour…
haha this is so cute! Well congratulations! You deserve to be on the cover.
AWESOME!!! You are so cool. Keep up the good work on the diet and exercise. You are doing so great. I hope you reach your goal soon. Good things happen when you are taking care of yourself.
I AH AH THAT {WHOLE} THING JUST SPEAKS FOR IT'S SELF
I'M JUST DUMB FOUNDED I GOT {NUTTIN}
TO SUM UP GAY LIFE PEREZ JUST HIT THE NAIL
ON THE HEAD
QUIT HATING ON GWYNETH!!!! SHE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not even funny. Using all the old tired cliches about being a fag. This site is becoming increasingly about you. Boring.
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Wait a minute hun? whye isn't this on the PHOTOSHOP AWARDS category?… well anyway, you look like a demented cunt, and as ugly like a kick in Heidi Montag's nuts
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I love it! Kudoos to you Perez!
GROSSSSSS THAT ABOUT MADE ME LOOSE MY DINNER! WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT NASTY FREAK!!!
LOVE THE PICTURE :3
I'm a fan forever- your site makes me smile :]
Don't say "fugly" its an AWESOME picture!!!!
Pretty freaking hot legs, dear. Can't wait to see the rest of that HOT BODY on July 4…
Ah, the lesser known Little Rascal: Alfalfa's younger brother, P-nasty rascal.
you bitch! i love hello kitty… no fair… but i still love you.
and yes darling nice legs.
you stole the Hello Kitty idea from someone .. who could that be?
I smell airbrush
…oh yes I did
oh my gosh, i fucking love you, perez. you're so adorable.
I didn't think it was possible for you to look any more gay or ridiculous - or ridiculously gay………but you proved me ring. Oh. My. Ga -
I LOVE that Hello Kitty showercap and towel set!! Too cute.
Perez, you gotta put that pic on your shirts!! your hilarious! =)))
You're such a self-promotion whore.
Such a disgusting creature, and a disgrace to the human race and every subculture within it.
Love it, Gwynny looks gorgeous on the cover as well.
You look Fabulous! I'm loving the pink and hello kitty and your legs are sexy
Perez, Sorry to hear that Gwynnie Paltroll stole the cover of your British GQ spread.
That woman is just dreadful. Honestly, what does anyone see in her? So fucking pretentious. Full of delusions of Grandeur. Plain looking (without makeup and designer duds)
Oh, how I wish this treasonous woman would just go away!
Perez, Nice Rim Seat.
What the camera doesn't reveal was Gywnnie Paltrow underneath your Rim seating eating out your ass. Yes, she really is that desperate to get you to stop trashing her.
Mmm, looking hot. I love your sexy furry legs. I know you are always down on yourself, but I think you are sexy as is. I live in LA, wanna have sex?? I'm blond, 6'4…..
Oh Perez I love you your so funny
omg….what a hillarious foto….good job perezy
LOVE the pic Perez! You're gorgeous darling! It's so totally perfect for you!!!
i love how you called yourself fugly!
You look SOOOO GOOD in that picture! I can't wait to read the article.
YOU ROCK!!!
i have the same pink case!!! for my white mac..
lmao
i actually like the pic
very nice
OMG, I love the picture! I wish I could have a gossip fest with Perez in his pink bathroom! Call me Perez, let's do it!
Omg, you are adorable.
By all means, keep posting about yourself. For realz. I actually find you more interesting than the celebutards you write about.
Love love love from Manitoba
"Uhm, stereotype much?" -Perez Hilton
H-O-T!!
So sick of Perez tooting his own horn. His head is physically (and literally) huge anyway. He does need his ego to inflate it anymore.
Gotta say it: Your legs are smokin! You look great!
your legs are hott!
You make Hello Kitty look bad…
nice legs!
oh perez, this is where ur at ur hottest.
OMG I have that robe. It's from Old Navy. My guess is yours (like mine) is from the Ladies Plus size section.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OMG GIVE A HE-SHE A WARNING FIRST! CENSOR THE WHOLE PIC NEXT TIME PUHLEEZ
Re: K – And??? It's HIS website. If you don't like it…go somewhere else? It's not like this is the only celebrity gossip site on the entire internet. . . .
Hey Perez- I heart you but h-leeeeze, dont call Piers Morgan fab just because he put you in his magazine. I believe you to be a naughty boy with a darling heart so please dont get your jugements all screwed up. The man , believe me, is a nasty, pompous, dirty, heartless tv-whore. alot of successful people make it to the top that way.
So, Perez, you sire, have fantastic legs, I mean, seriously, your legs are like a golden gods legs, they're something from the heavens.
Love ya.
Love the HelloKitty! shower cap
Hahahaha, nice to see Perez has a big enough sense of humor to make fun of himself every now and then.
i love you perez and your little japanese kitty too!
nice airbrushing job, we all know you are fatter than that
You, know, Perez, you really are a cool guy. I think you're just pretending to be gay:)
Anyway, I adore you, you make me laugh and I think the whole concept of what you do is fantastic! You're such a juicy bitch!
:)
I can't wait until everyone realize what a complete douche you are and you fall out of existence. Deep down, you know it's going to happen.
ZEXY LEGS BIOTCH!
You made a comment about Jim Carrey stereotyping and there you are with a pink laptop.dude sometimes you come of really stupid.
Nice legs perez. Love the bathroom too.
you lying fat fuck! if you don't let things get to you, and you really believe you "have to take it to dish it", why did you lie on john meyer? no one with a functioning brain believes you made out with john meyer! even if he did like guys, which i don't think he does (and i'm not even a fan), he wouldn't make out with you! lard ass dipshit mother fucker! go catch aids!
bonitas piernas! bonitos pies!!!!! nice legs and feet! truly… and do not shave..don't have to just cuz u r gay…that took some nerve, but nice! although the whole "pink" thing…hmmmmmm perpetuating myths about queer people? seriously (or not) is not like that..is it? and u r not that fat and ugly mucho menos! looking good =)
number 185…"jennif"…. just ahead of me… are u sure u r a woman? u sound like a man… a very jealous man! or a very jealous queer…sick with envy much??????????
Fucking FIERCE Perez.
You are an ugly son of a bitch, aren't you. Well, at least you know it.
hate to admit it, but i actually kind of like this picture the more i look at it. it's funny. i will take up for perez on this one: to all you fucks saying he looks stupid/ugly - he's supposed to! it's meant to be a funny, exaggerated photo. shut-up, grow a brain. not often you'll see me on perez's side, and i still stick with what i said earlier (minus the aids part, i take that back!) about him not being able to take what he gives, but seriously, come on. are y'all really that fuckin' dumb?
AH SHOULD YOU HAVE WORN A CROWN QUEEN
Re: to #185 – yes, i am sure i'm a woman.
i mean, i was last time i checked. next time i go to that bathroom, i will check again and if anything is different, i will let you know. and just curious - how do i sound like a 'very angry/jealous gay man'? i'm not the only one on here making comments like that, but you single me out for silly questions? it might make me feel special if you weren't such a simpleton. anyway, have a right to rant, and if i sound angry, maybe i am, aunt flo is in town, and i really don't like her. 
funnnnnnny*
Re: UnPerez –
ahah shutup
seriously
why are you even on this site
he is not a gay shame
how dare you say that
this is his site he can do whatever
so how about you shut your dirty mouth and press the red X button on the top right hand corner
omg,he is so disgusting.
Hi-larious, Perez! Great shot
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Re: to #185 – why would this person be sick with envy?
envious of what? mario, has not done a thing is his life that people would be jealous about. He is crude, disgusting,pathetic and a liar. Not to mention the fact that he has contributed nothing to the universe, but a website that is full of hate and spiteful comments to inflict pain towards people who actually have talent. WHY ON EARTH, WOULD ANYONE CARE ABOUT HIM? UNLESS U R A TEENAGER WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET A PIECE OF LA LA LAND!!
PEREZ promotes himself, so much to the extent that he thinks he deserves a piece of the royalty that comes with people knowing who you are….
HOW HAS HE DONE THIS? by attacting real, talented people… YOU, MY DARLING HAVE YET TO LEARN, LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE, HATE ATTRACTS HATE. AND MARIO'S DOWNFALL WILL COME. He hasn't gotten this far because GOD has opened the way for him!!! WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.
grow up you little worm. REAL PEOPLE SEE HIM FOR WHAT HE IS!
i'm ready to believe that's your real bathroom, perez.
perez i loooooooooove this pic. esp that pink laptop and shower cap. so shmexy! xox
Perez you look gorgeous not fug!
Love ya.
Wow.. look at those gams! LOL..
Really, really excellent picture of you, Perez! Thank you for the Hello Kitty laugh!
you really do look very cute well done!