Quote of the Day
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“It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”
- Spencer Pratt on his success, tells the new issue of Rolling Stone
Posted: April 30, 2008 at 9:15 am
HAHAHAHA love it! what a douche
honestly, i would be interested to see what would happen if NO ONE reported anything about these vapid famewhore fucks for one week. just one week, please. The reason he thinks people give a flying fuck about him and his retarded girlfriend is because media outlets (like you perez) continue to give them press. Just stop! You are inexplicably influential (the fact that you have been in time magazine baffles me) BUT i cannot deny the fact. So use your influence to drive these fucks out of the public eye.
PEREZ -
I UNDERSTAND THE LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP PEOPLE HAVE WITH SPENCER AND HEIDI AND THEY ARE A TRAIN WRECK WE CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM. BUT I AM TIRED OF THESE IDIOTS TAKING UP SPACE IN THE GOSSIP MAGS, YOUR WEBSITE, AND OTHER GOSSIP SITES. THESE ARE NOT CELEBRITIES. THESE ARE OVER-INDULGED CHILDREN THAT FEED OFF OF THE PUBLICITY THEY RECEIVE. PLEASE, PEREZ, THIS IS A PLEA TO STOP POSTING ANY NEWS RELATED ITEMS ABOUT THESE TWO, AND MAYBE THEIR 15 MINUTES WILL FADE! UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S A STORY ABOUT ONE OF THEM KILLING THE OTHER, THEN PLEASE BY ALL MEANS: POST.
All I have to say is, who?
I like my cubicle. And the education that got me my cubicle. And I like the fact that I know WHEN my next paycheck is coming, and that I will have a job in 20 years.
What a dumb ass.
I said it the first time i ever seen this Punk Ass, and i'll say it again. If i EVER SEE THIS FUCK ON THE STREET! EVER! I WILL LIGHT THIS KID UP! And i HOPE they catch it on camera. The punk has NEVER had a real job his whole life. Bro, that ticking is your 15 minutes about to run out! I cannot believe this CHUMP has not been pounded yet!
Oh my goodness, who wants to be on reality TV anyway? Those shows are for hungry-for-attention people like this douche. I'm very, very happy sitting in my own office out of the spotlight thank you very much!
for someone that does absolutely nothing, he sure has alot to say. do him and heidi really think that they're the shit or something. having planned photo-ops and always looking and acting fake just hurt their credibility with whatever they have to say. they should stick to the reality shows and close their mouths.
I'm sorry…who is this?
RUPURT MURDOCH IS SO EVIL AKA RUNS THE PROPAGANDA THAT KEEPS US WATCHING FOOLS LIKE SPENDER PRATT. SCARY COMMENT
Sad thing is the more we talk about him the more famous this hot mess gets. I can't stand him…he is a so damn sneaky it seems. Anyway…he goes look like just him.
what a DOUCHE!
Perez… it is bad enough that you promote this Pumpkin Head on your site but what the fuck are Rolling Stone doing giving this Douche a forum???? ARGGHHH!! Is there no escaping idiot and his fake ass girlfriend??
The only thing that Spencer has ever gotten right is that people love to hate villians.
In our cubicles???? at least we work and have jobs. What does he do exactly? Ask mom and dad for money? This is the real world Spencer, why do we keep talking about this asswipe?
Why does he feel as though everyone desires to be on reality television? I really feel that people who think that way, had or have something missing in their lives which they are trying to fulfill through being on reality television and somehow temporarily masking the true issues at hand. I think it would do us all justice if someone (Perez, or others) would look into his family history and make sense of Spencer's constant mention of reality television and how he feels everyone wants what he has.
Listen, can u keep this moron off your page , he makes me sick..REALLY!!!
Tell him TACO BELL IS HIRING!!!!!
LUV YA PEREZ
Perez i think you should do a seperated at birth of Spencer Pratt and the little boy from The Incredibles…i think he looks like him HAHA… the only difference is the little boy is too cute and spence isnt. but their eyes and the shape of the head is the same =)
Let's all just take a moment and PRAY for Spencer… He has left me speechless, I am just baffled that this D-list reality star has anything to say. As I sit in my cubicle and write this I will be praying for that stupid fuck.
Talk about big pupils…this guy is king of em.
Did anyone see this cocknozzle on tyra yesterday tell a mostly black audience that he wanted to adopt an African baby and name him "Dunk"? He said he didn't want to have kids b/c of "overpopulation". how very p.c. of him.
What success? This really agitates me…what the fuck is he "famous" for anyways?
hes right, the guy is a douche but hes making money and becoming one of those reality stars you love to hate. Just like Omarosa. look how much reaction hes getting out of everyone. I have to agree with the guy, hes right. People are hating…let the guy do his thing
Re: perez has aids – Who ever u are sayin perez has aids..thats fucked up!! U have no right to wish any one to death karma is a bitch and it will get to you. u must be so miserable in you own life to try to wish death upon someone else!!
Please stop posting anything about these nothing people
Beavis is way hotter that the prattbastard.
LMFAOOOOO! hahaha yeah right ok. does he even work? i mean other than the hills?
……….YOU ARE REALLY DOING A DISSERVICE TO BEAVIS BY PUTTING HIM SO CLOSE TO THAT VACUOUS AND IDIOTIC HUMAN STAIN.
……….HE HAS ALL THE CHARISMA OF A FUCKING GNAT AND IS TWICE AS AGGRAVATING. WHAT A PUTRID PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE AND A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. OUTTA HERE!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER!!! YOU HOT MESS, I WANT YOU TO SQUAT OVER MY FACE AND LET ME SUCK ON YOUR ASSHOLE!!! I BET IT TASTES GOOD!!! SEND ME AN INSTANT MESSAGE ON AOL INSTANT MESSENGER TO: JUMPINANDY2 !!!
SPENCER PRATT = DOUCHE
It's true, anyone that hates Spencer Pratt would have to know who he is, and these are the people who follow The Hills. But the vast majority of this world doesn't know who the FUCK Spencer Pratt is and wouldn't care if he fell off the face of the earth.
Spencer Pratt, be proud of your jealous losers!!!!!
I hate Heidi's dumb ass but Spencer is pretty entertaining…
heidi totally needs to let this dude go he is so not worth any damn thing
What is his definition of success?
yeah…that definitely looks more like rumer willis than spencer.
close, though
next REAL story please!
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Who in the world IS this gingerkid? I also really doubt that any of those men work in cubicles…maybe 12,000 sq. ft cubicles.
14 minutes and 59 seconds…..
that just confirmed that he's the biggest idiot in the world. i'm sure all us "haters' actually prefer our lives and morality and privacy and would much rather do something constructive with our lives other than living off our parents money, causing friendships to rift and trying so desperatly hard to imitate other celebrities who actually have talent.
JEEZ I WISH I COULD BE SUCH A DOUCH BAG. HOW DOES HE DO IT?
for the record, the correct word here is not "jealous", it would be "envious". learn the fucking english language before you open your mouth you fucking douche
WHAT SUCCESS?! THAT HE MADE IT ONTO THE HILLS AND THAT NOW HE'S TRYING TO STIR THINGS UP SO THAT HE CAN STAY CONNECTED TO THE SHOW! HIM AND HEIDI ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID.
Fuck! I'm so sick of Spencer & Heidi, someone shoot them already
Jealous…HA! That is HILARIOUS!!!!
the obvious difference between the people he names, and him is.. those people actually have something going for them. He's dumb and doesn't seem to have any skills. Jealous of an attention whore? Nope. Being on a 'reality' show isn't something to envy; it is laughable. He and his gf are so in denial..
the obvious difference between the people he names, and him is.. those people actually have something going for them. He's dumb and doesn't seem to have any skills. Being on a 'reality' show isn't something to envy; it is laughable. He and his gf are so in denial..
I see a Kevin Federline future for this douche
Who is this? Where is Madonna SALES Figures? BEAVIS ROCKS! but who is that DOUCHE?
success??? what success??? the poor guy tries everything and anything to get at least 10 seconds of fame! no one cares about him, everyone HATES him because hes such a LOSER that he always has to put his 2 cents on everything. JEALOUS??? no one is jealous. everyone is just praying for him to disapear! please please please just GO AWAY!
Hmmm either look like a massive douche to the entire world or keep my dignity and sit in a cubicle…decsisions decisions.
I do not sit in a cube but I would rather do that than what Spencer is. Anyone can get famous and some airtime if they are willing to sell their soul..look at serial killers who get movies made about them. Famous is good if you have respect. If your famous for being a dick then well that's just a bit different from say someone with actual talent.
the only reason why spencer is "famous" is because he is on LAURENS SHOW
First, how can you be jealous of all of these powerful, successful, rich men when all you do is make z list videos of your girlfriend, promote her hooker style clothing and sit on your sisters couch and cry all day? What a douch nozzle.
he considers himself "successful?" are you fucking kidding me? I bet Im worth more than him, and Im no "Reality TV Star." He and Heidi both need to realize that the world doesn't give two shits about those two. Nobody really even cares about LC either (though I am on Team LC), but atleast shes actually doing something with her life!
WTF IS UP WIT THIS DOUCHE BAG ? WHERE DOES A NOBODY GETS HATERS FROM?
Is he trying to infer people don't like him because he is "successful" and they are jealous of him? That is insane, he can't honestly believe that! First of all, I'M successful, not him and it just so happens I was once on a reality show. I was one of 20 cast out of 60,000 people to be on it, mostly because I was ALREADY successful. He's on one with 5 million viewers? I was on a network show (not cable), we had 12 million viewers. I didn't desperately try to date someone already on a show to get on. Being on a reality show is hardly a measure of success. Idiot. Someone takes himself way too seriously…
I LIKE MY CUBICLE
LOL I'LL STICK TO MY CUBICLE
Finally someone points out the similarities between the two!
He looks more like that cave man on those tv commercials..
Now do Miley Cyrus and Butthead…PLEASE.
This idiot doesn't realize you need some kind of skill, talent and intelligence to be one of those three people…what does that guy do anyway besides sit on the couch…those two think they are so cool….so sick of hearing about their pathetic annoying lives
well played, beavis. well played.
He is such a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!! The only reason he gets any attention from themedia is so we can LAUGH about how desperite for attention he is! And Beavis could totally be the cartoon version of him… and not just cause they look alike.
hahaha he really believes in it does he? what an idiot this poor spencer. When we're older that we all have good jobs cause we got an education, he will be jobless and the best thing that he will then be able to do is reality tv.
Talk about denial Spencer. People don't hate you because your famous…you're famous because people hate you, idot!
{{{{sigh}}} It's just too easy to hate that kid, I suppose. Oh what the hell, he's the ultimate ass-wipe. No, he's the dirty old torn up t-shirt I used to clean the toilet with yesterday.
Carpe Diem!
As far as I can tell, he spends his mommy and daddy's money.
Re: sasha – They'll disappear when you all stop watching them and caring about them. Even hating them keeps them around….
HAAA. I guess he's jealous of LC getting all the attention because he keeps making stupid comments just like this to get some media attention. Him and Heidi make me sick. They're ugly and gross.
Aaaahahah….I knew he looked familiar! And yes. I am DYING to be one of the degenerate freaks you see on reality TV. Oh boy…you got me.
we don't hate you because we're jealous, we hate you because you are the epitome of douchebag
If I am going to be jealous of a person it would be someone that had TALENT, is GOOD LOOKING and had some sort of JOB THAT DID NOT INVOLVE RIDING ANYONE'S COAT TAILS. I think Perez should definitely keep posting about this freak..it gives me my daily dose of "thank god I am not this guy..how bad would it suck to be Spencer Pratt?"
That waste of a human being is in extreme denial. People HATE him, not want to BE him.
Oh my god. That's so ridiculous. I am so sick of reality TV stars! Why are all of these people famous? They make it on a TV show and now they're big time celebrities?
How about people who are actually worthy of their stardom, like Angelina Jolia and Brad Pitt.
Not these attention whores who put on a show whenever the cameras are around. I just want to kill them all.
Of course we're all dying to be on reality TV, so millions can point and laugh at us for being such publicity whores. Why does anyone talk about these loser?? Never watched the show, never will, and don,t care about these people at all. I usually skip over any post that talks about these nobodies that no one is interested in.
Well…..
First of all they look IDENTICAL to one another…
Sencondly He is sooo grosss…..
Thirdly WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S SO COOL
i mean common he was on the hills…. *puke*
NO BIG DEAL
Spencer Pratt is only famous because people can believe such a corny corn whitebread dude like him can actually be this serious about being so openly superficial and fake. His 15 minutes of fame will be long forgotten one day. I am not jealous of his corny life, and buttloads of money. ZFortunately me and many non-reality show, normal human beings enjoy this life of anonymity and real reality.
I don't think he realizes how easy it is to be on reality TV. That's why people look down on it in the first place, smart guy.
I am not a hater, but Spencer your a fag!! Heidi needs to find someone new, this guy is going to ruin your career!!
Dude, if your reading this no one is jealous of you, you suck ass!!!
The only cool thing you've done is tap Heidi!!!
She is the only reason you get any attention!!!
Once you break up, it's all over! no one will even remember you!!
I'm Out!!
Dear Mr Pratt (cannot help but chuckle at such a fitting name),
No one hates you for being on reality TV, they just hate you period.
From someone close (you would be suprised if you knew)
spencer pratt…you are the biggest idiot alive!!!!!!
THIS DOUCHE IS THE FUGLIEST HOMLIEST LOOKING PRICK I HAVE EVER SEEN!
I'm sick of this spoiled, rich, douchebag. Everything that comes out of his mouth is crap. Stop reporting on him, that's what he wants.
If by success you mean having to buy your fiance a FAKE ring from a place called ICE then maybe. Or does it mean getting kicked out of your fiances house to live on your sisters couch and then getting kicked out of there cause you have no place of your own!? Or does it mean producing NO budget music videos that debut on You Tube? All he ever does is look for a way to get notoriety so he can be a socialite like all his "Ex" friends. This guy could write a book on a million ways make an ass of himself and then I think he may be in his element and talking about a subject he clearly familiar with! HAHA! He aspires to be a douche and that is awesomely hilarious!
is this douchebag serious!!!!?!??!?!?
God someone put a rocket up this guys ass….hes so fuckin delusional its funny
If it wasn't for you, Perez, I would have never heard of any of these Hills people.
Perez kills me he hangs out with those two assholes kissing their stank asses then comes on here and post rude comments about them. Yes spencer is a loser and yes he does look like beavis if you were keeping it real you'd be rude to their face also you suck perez.
he needs to get his ass kicked or something worse.
I sometimes wish I didn't read blogs because then I wouldn't know who this idiot is. Jealousy, right. That's what jerks say when people call them on being jerks. They say it's "jealousy". Uh, no it isn't, it's because you're a jerk, jerk.
THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!!! HE REALLY IS SUCH A CHODE!!!!! HE MAKES EVERYONE HATE HIM BY HIS ASSHOLE DIMEANOR!!
In another 30 years, when this schmuck has gone the way of Gary Busey, let's send him this quote, eh?
He is the Ugliest person I think I have ever seen in my Life. He looks like some kind of retarded Cat. I can't even stand looking at him. He is the most pathetic person In the world. He needs to vanish from the face of the earth. He makes me want to throw up.
I love you, Spencer. Sit on my face, please. I want to eat your ass out.
Hasn't he watched the show? Doesn't he realize that MTV edits and scripts the show to portray him as the biggest loser/moron possible? The only reason we enjoy watching is becuase we all love to make fun of Speidi!!!
when is he going to shut up? seriously?! we've heard more than enough and way too much from this stupid kid. Shut up already!
He needs to understand he is a NOBODY and should take the $ he makes on the Hills and get a makeover b/c he is beat. Wonder what he will be up to in a few years….he will probably be on another stupid reality show on how he was "famous" for a half second….spencer get a grip you are a noone and your not attractive by any means, I am fine with sitting in my cubicle atleast I have a real job.
We're not JEALOUS of your so-called "success" we think you're an annoying PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG. You're a typical hollywood duchebag with no CLASS!
does he not realize that america is sick of reality tv? reality tv sucks…has sucked since it came around. i think its stupid for people to be famous over reality tv. give me a break..so we are all jealous of him for getting to make an ass of himself every week? no, no, no, if anything i think i would start off with being jealous of a movie star or a rockstar…not reality tv!!
spencer…get over yourself!!
what a douche!!!
please no more of the ape and his weird girlfriend.
I agree. First of all he has the biggest, craziest teeth and that's all I stare at if I accidentally walk in to the room while my roomate is watching that stupid show. Second of all, Perez, I agree. You have to stop posting stuff about him and his freaky fish lipped girlfriend. We love your site, but it brings us down when you post stuff about them