Quote of the Day
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“It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”
- Spencer Pratt on his success, tells the new issue of Rolling Stone
Posted: April 30, 2008 at 9:15 am
I wish I could join in on Perez' doodles and drawings on his site. I'd have a field day with THIS post.
He is so cute! I'll let him douche me up with his hot man juice!!!!
Are you fucking kidding me? Who the hell is this guy again?
how about this? STOP PRINTING BLOGS ON THIS UBERDOUCHEBAG??? he's an embarassment and doesn't deserve the press he gets.
He is such a retarded cock
seriously, what does this kid do? NOTHING he does NOTHING! He has no talent, hes typical looking, and he is so fake he makes Pam Anderson's breast seem real. I want to throw up when I see him and his stupid bimbo girlfriend with all their drama on tv pulling PR stunts for ATTENTION…..get a life and we'll pretend u dont exist. thanks.
Could this kid be a bigger douche bag ? Get a real job and a life !
He sure lives up to his name…"Prat"
If it weren't for reality TV who the hell would know him?
What!? I LOVE sitting in my cubicle and reading about what a homo this guy is! He is only on this planet to provide myself and others with endless hours of mindless entertainment- he is just a free product to us, doesn't he realize that!? He's such an uneducated, preppy douchebag!
It's funny how this assclown thinks being MTV's bitch = being successful. Sorry, but being paid to act like a fake tool isn't my idea of a rewarding career…Douche indeed!
My cubicle or sitting on my sister's couch, needing haircut and having no friends….. I love my cubicle.
don't get it twisted, Bratt… being on reality tv does not put u on the same level with an artist who got fame from talent. nor does it put u on a level with a mogul of any kind. you're just an exploited nobody who is enjoying the bubble that u are in… until u are used up and thrown back into reality. the reality is no one is jealous of anyone who created a life out of no gifts.. in the real world you have to work hard to build a life. u are heading for a huge fall, cause u are a person of very little quality. work on being a good person. when the shit hits the fan… goodness will be the only way to survive it.
spencer pratt is pathetic && continues to ruin every magazine i pick up, website i go on, and has completely ruined the hills for me!
watta loser who wants to be a lying ugly stupid animal cause thats what he IS.
Very much the same as thanking people that you hate on. Spencer is a "hate on" celeb and he knows it. Sure we're not his fans, but the very fact that we dislike him is the reason for the media frenzy…
FYI Spencer:
Some people are happy with their lives.
They don't want the high you get off your 15 minutes.
They don't want to fake fights for a reality show, and then bitch that no one likes them.
I'd rather be in a cubicle than going around trying to get all that money crap-which at the end of the day, really doesn't do much. It depends on being a good person and being happy, come on. Haven't Britney, Lindsey, etc. been cases where money doesn't equal everything?
We watch to laugh at you Spencer, honestly.
success of being a douch bag
what an ass. i work in a cubicle. and i bet im waaaaaay smarter than his bitch ass girlfriend.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ohhhhhhhhh you wish, douche.
YUK! I can't stand him or Heidi they are media whores!
hes jealous of Rupert Murdock……. the emperor if the FOX empire……he must be killed NOW!
What an idiot.
hahahahah i'm so glad about this picture i ALWAYS said spencer looks identical to Beevis !!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Spencer so much. He is so mean to his sister and he is such a loser. Without Heidi he would be NOTHING. I hope they break up and she realizes what a complete tool he is.
Jesus Christ, the only bigger douchebag than this fucker is Brandon Davis.
aw we shouldn't make fun of dellusion
just when you thought he couldn't get any douchier.
NewsFlash Spencer:
Nobody's jealous of you!
Question. What success is he talking about? I don't recall him ever doing anything that positively contributed to society. I can see why this guy is jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, and Rupert Murdoch: they actually do something with their lives and have more than "15 minutes of fame." The only reason that people don't like him is that he is a "fame-whore" who will do anything, lie, exploit, etc. to cash in on his rapidly decreasing "15 minutes"; he doesn't contribute anything to society except reinforcing this destructive, young-Hollywood party culture. Oh and one more thing: most of us don't want to be on reality television; anonymity is awesome
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As the saying goes: Today's celebrities are tomorrow's nobodies. Please don't become a nobody, Perez, and keep talking smack about the "celebrities" everyone loves to hate!
he is such a douchebag.
Spencer Pratt, I have a few things to say to you. Before today, I thought that you were a pompous, egotistical, selfish, immature punk. Now I KNOW you are! "It's jealousy man". Whatever! NObody has anything to be jealous over you about! You make me sick the way you treat people. You act like you're in Junior High. Can't you be an adult and allow your sister to choose her own friends? Oh wait, I already know the answer to that. And Heidi tries to talk to you nicely, and you act like a prick. In fact, you act like a prick every time you're on camera.
I know no one who would want to be on reality tv if it meant having to be around someone like you. And your cubicle comment…way to go idiot. You just lost the few followers you did have by putting them down with your stereotyping. How about we stereotype you? Lets see…young…blonde hair…blue eyes…dropped by a beautiful girlfriend. You've got a tiny dick!
Well then he will be very jealous when his precious Republicans force him into recession to pay for democracy in Iraq. What I find amazing is that if Republicans are so interested in money and security, then they might want to be worried about if all these people who fall through the moneytree ranks into poverty might turn to crime b/c of what Spencer say is "jealously", what is this administration or McCain if he is elected going to do for all the "rich" people when the poverty striken show up at their front door in the form of a criminal?? Are they going to give all rich people their own private security detail or army to protect them from the many struggling Americans? Is the threat really becoming the problem abroad or here at home?? So when Spencer has to claim bankruptcy and criminals are banging down his door to loot the remaining of his shit, let's see how he feels about this administration, McCain, Republicans, money, security, and the issue of democracy for Iraq then???
OMG…HE IS JUST TOO FULL OF HIMSELF WE SHOULD CALL HIM VOMIT CAUSE THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO WHEN I SEE HIM ON TV AND WHEN I HEAR HIS PATHETIC WANNABE ASS TALKING ABOUT HIS BORING FAKE ASS..
In a cube, and wasn't a hater. CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE EVEN LIKES SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE.
Spencer will NEVER EVER,EVER!!! be any of those men. Do you think Jay-Z, Bill Gates, or Rupert Murdoch got succes and money from being on reality T.V. NO!!! They got because they have talent, and Spencer has no sort of talent unless you count being a douche bag a talent!!!
I dont understand why Heidi doesnt see that he is fame hungry for himself. he's with her for convinience his too lazy to go find a real job. Spencer should go hustle and make something by himself with no heidi mark on it. THen he he'll get respect. I just wonder what they are going to do when the hills is over, its already getting dumber every episode lauren is showing her real side and its not a good one. heidi and audrina are cool
Because being on reality TV = success? Are you kidding me?? This guy is a fucking loser. When will he wake up and realize that he is not a star like he thinks he is. Once The Hills goes off of the air, he will disappear. And as far as those cubicle people, they're actually making money. When you're flipping burgers at McD's five years from now making minimum wage, they'll be driving up to the window in their BMWs laughing in your face, jackass….
i hate him omg PEREZ CHRIS COCKSUCKER is talking shit give put him in his placeee that crazy ass idiot
Spence..you are SUCH a loser. I really feel bad for you if you seriously think you are successful! You and Secretariat, pardon me, I mean Heidi are "famous" (and I use that term sooo loosely!) for being made fun of! Get a life you dorky ass David Hasselhoff wannabe! (btw …why the HELL would you want to act like DH?) I personally want to thank you two for all you have done to make me lol (ie, cheesy photo ops –loved the stupid one with the bunny ears and flags….duh,you are both such tools!!!–, ridiculous quotes, HORRIFIC video of horseface on the beach! Keep the laughs coming please. Oh, and now something Heidi will understand….NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His the biggest idiot ever…Team lauren:D
OMG perez…I beg of you…STOP showing his ugly ass face on your site. Can't we just let him and his hobag slip off into obscurity. We really don't want to see them any longer and the more you put them up, the more they desire it. This vicious cycle must end…or I will become an emaciated nymph from the constant gag/barf reflex they induce.
I'd rather sit in my cube any day than be a douche like him
dude.
he's so gay.
you can just see it.
and the hills is bogus, reality tv thats scripted? woow.
ooooooooooooh dear god, oh yeah i feel sorry too for people who ACTUALLY EARN their money and their place in the world other than too free load off MTV. get a real job, and get a real personality
I'm sorry, but who IS he anyway? And why should I be bothered to hate him?
the only reason people know him and Heidi is because of Lauren. Dumb ass.
A girl I was once friends with had a boyfriend JUST like spencer, looks, attitude everything. We are no longer friends because of him (almost exactly like lauren and heidi's situation). I hate that guy SO MUCH, and I hate spencer just as much. What worthless stains they both are.
hey how about mr munch at chuck e cheese lol
Seriously, he wants you all to comment! Spencer lives for this shit! Poor thing, to bad he is so ugly, I might be in to him.
YESS!!!!!!! Butthead. I couldn't put my finger on who he resembled before. Right on!
f**k U BRATTY PRATTY!
Douche doesn't even BEGIN to decribe this guy. Tool doesn't work either. We need a new word just for him. But then he'd probably take that as an indication of his SUCCESS!
This guys is absolutely stupid, I'm surprise he isn't drooling all over himself and walking into walls. He is the modern caveman.
haha funny they´re both stupid and look the sama hahahaha
LOL
Yes spencer, bill gates wishes his brain was mush and his gf was a retard with fake boobies and i'm sure he'd totally rather be a "reality" tv "star" than the richest man in the world with possibly the most pimped out house ever
haha reality television for people who were not actors .. hard work ey? at least those people in cubicles work their butt off.. while you people get to take the "easy" way out.. close minded… and you can't compare jay-z, bill gates, and rupert murdoch to reality tv stars.. because those guys worked their asses off the be who they are and for what they have.
maybe if you were behind the camera in reality tv .. but not if your someone people clearly cannot respect
I think he needs to go shove a pine cone up his ass…or has he already done that? O.o
We should totally go old school and ship his ass off to a deserted island and let him be stuck talking to himself forever. Maybe he would explode…like a robot.
He is not even successful….he is living off of everyone.
he is a serious douche he should be jealous of the people who actually have a job!
Re: Jasmine – god i hope you are joking
because Jay-Z TOTALLY has a fucking cubicle!
I fucking hate Spencer!
I take offense to that, even though I shouldn't, because he's an idiot. As a single mother who does work in a cubicle, I'd rather work there ANY day and keep my integrity in tact than look like a fool on reality television. Wake up, Spencer. Good luck in life, buddy.
he is such an idiot,
i'd punch his face in if i saw him on the streets
That's fucking hilarious!! I nearly pissed myself when I saw that!! I HATE Spencer!!! I believe Beavis' IQ is 10 times that of Spencer's!
World's #1 Douchebag
why cant he be one of those guys who gets hit by a bus?
Spencer Pratt looks like a LIVING SOUTH PARK CHARACTER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMAZING!!
i can't even explain my hatered for spencer. he sits on his ass and does nothing. he is a no body who shouldnt even be talked about anymore. its not even worth it. fuck you douche bag spencer. get a life!!!!!
And to that I say, Go fuck yourself! I hate you and the fake blonde plastic whore you hang all over. You people are nobodies. Go the fuck home and get off my TV. You're not a "celebrity" or a "star". You're just some fucking nobody who got lucky because Americans have taste for shit when it come to TV. Nobody "envies" you, they fucking hate you!! I know I just might puke if I have to hear one more word about you and that pathetic attention-whoring bitch. I just might bow down and thank God the day there are no more "reality" show wasting up valuable air time on my TV. Hey Hollywood, FUCKING WRITE SOMETHING!! TV is not for "reality".
The only reason he is known is because of Lauren. He should thank her for everything he has. Spencer Prick, are you reading?? Take notes!
I dont know this guy at all. But he looks like a big d bag.
What a loser. As if i'm jealous of some bunch of airheads, sitting around drinking coffee and ragging on each other all the time. Please.
I love the fact that he looks like Beavis
WHere R all the deranged LUNATICS when u need Um?!?! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD & PUT — US — OUT OF OUR MISERY!!!
ENOUGH OF HIM & HIS LITTLE DOG TOO!! (HEIDI)
Try doing a side by side with Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. I think it is a much better likeness. Ummmm, you're welcome
this guy is a total idiot…and totally FUGLY and I wish he would go away! Heidie and this moron give human kind a BAD NAME
seriously, screw him. i work my butt off at my cube all day and not one part of me is jealous of this douche. why would i be jealous???? because he walks around acting like hes something when all these people hate him. why would you want people to hate you anyways??? i would rather be sitting in my cube all day and go home knowing that people arent sitting here taking the time to bash me because im such an ass. spencer your the ulitmate asshole…. your a douchebag! i dont know how many people have to tell you this and how many times…. but you really need to get it through your head. nobody wants to be you! we all hate you! nobody is jealous of you! we have our own lives and i am positive most of us are just happy with those lives not being you.
WHAT A GIANT BAG-O-DOUCHE!!!!!
i knew he looked familier!! yep i agree with the look a like like.
WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER LIVING IN A FANTASY LAND. DOES HE REALLY THINK PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF HIM AND HIS NAPPY PLASTIC GNARLY WANNABE GIRLFRIEND? I'D GLADLY STAY IN MY CUBICAL IF IT MEANT I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE SPENCER OR HEIDI ON TELEVISION EVER AGAIN! DOES HE REALIZE THE THAT **REAL** A LISTERS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT HIM?!
PEREZ!!!this guy reminds me of a CHIPMUNK!!! can't stand him.
What success? the hills? lol you crack me up? reality tv show? Don't call success for showing on a reality tv show which it wasn't about u in the first place. what a moron!
What success? the hills? lol you crack me up? reality tv show? Don't call success for showing on a reality tv show which it wasn't about u in the first place. what a moron! Drama queen that's what u are! full of shit!
dd
spencer nobody likes you.
Please stop posting Speidi b.s. on your website. You're just feeding into what they want.
What success?
spenser pratt successful?
please.
he's just with heidi so he can get his 15 minutes of fame.
Please jealousy and envy are two completely different things. Jealousy is .a BAD thing and Spencer is a bitch