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Thank You, Paula Abdul!

Filed under: Drugs > Paula Abdul > American Idol

EVERYONE is going to be talking about this clip today!!!!

355 comments to “Thank You, Paula Abdul!”

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  1. master patrick says – reply to this


    101

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

  2. Goshgetalife says – reply to this


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    and just as I thought Perez you were on to this one like white on rice. I felt so uncomfortable watching it cause I know that Paula would have a lot of explaining to do again. I am glad that Simon acted as a buffer for the faux pas. At least now we know that it's not good to rush Paula, otherwise her brain will make her see things twice. Tee Hee Hee.

  3. lu says – reply to this


    103

    i dont even watch american idol but even i was like duh as she spoke everyone looked so confused:) lmao
    relax on the prescription pills and alcohol paula its really fucking you up :)

  4. mikayla says – reply to this


    104

    hahaha… what drugs is SHE on?

  5. fsoyars says – reply to this


    105

    First!

  6. firefly says – reply to this


    106

    Unless AI gets two new judges for next season, the show is done. Between Randy Jacksons "Yo, Dawg, check it out" and Paulas predictable, incoherent ramblings, it's getting very old. Simon may be unpopular, but he's the only one of the judges that actually listens and knows what he's talking about. They need to lose Randy and Paula by next season, or there won't be one. And what's with these contestants talking back to the judges this season? Don't they realize just how lucky they are to be there?

  7. OBVIOUSLY says – reply to this


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    Obviously this was a huge mistake on Paula's part, not that she commented on a performance she hadn't seen yet, but rather she unintentionally revealed that the judge's already had their picks before the show even aired.

    AI is a scam. The judges pick their favorites and support them through and through. The votes are not even counted, but just used as a guide to rate popular opinion on the contestants. The judges have the final say, especially Simon. Is it any wonder why AI winners all fall intro different genres? Kelly=AC/rock, Ruben=supposed to be R&B, when he failed we got Fantasia to be R&B, Carrie=Country, Taylor Hicks=dead, Katherine McPhee=AC, when she failed we got Jordin Sparks to be the new AC artist and Daughtry is filling in the rock void. It's pre-planned and AI plans on having a winner in every major genre of music.

  8. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


    108

    THIS BITCH IS LOSING HER MIND RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ALL!!!!

  9. Gibran says – reply to this


    109

    well that goes to show that the show is just like all other "reality" shows…FAKE!!!! Was she drunk when she did this??????? Seriously, WTF?!?

  10. Jeff says – reply to this


    110

    Her timed-released medication kicked in at the wrong time:-) She makes the Girls next door (in the front row btw) look like Einsteins.

  11. Neil Diamond says – reply to this


    111

    I've never been so humiliated in all my life. Those young whippersnappers butchered my songs!

  12. phoebe says – reply to this


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    she must be on drugs. for sure.

  13. dishy says – reply to this


    113

    Paula, Paula, Paula. Your inane comments are all choppy at the best of times and they are still the same when you are lying. You totally commented on a whole song that he didn't even sing. What the hell is that about.
    Double vision????Double comment????HMMMMDouble Vodka??????HUH

  14. bababooey says – reply to this


    114

    Way to go, Pauler. You should be damn fucking proud of yourself.

  15. Tea says – reply to this


    115

    When she was searching through her cards after realizing what an a$$ she made out of herself, I swear I heard her mouthing the words, "Where did I put those pills?!"

  16. Benjamin says – reply to this


    116

    THANK YOU PEREZ
    FOR BEING THE FAT FLAMMING NO LIFE SHIT TALKER YOU ARE.

  17. Phil says – reply to this


    117

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  18. ummm says – reply to this


    118

    scripted much?

  19. TheAmericanIdol says – reply to this


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    The joys of live TV. She messed up. Don't know if it was a) scripted response and she messed up and read it early b) made an honest mistake and read David's response for Jason's or c) wrote them from the dress rehearsal or what…eitherway…the Producers are pissed for sure. Ryan, Simon and Randy all tried to do damage control.

    Whatever…the show goes on.

  20. Ryan Lovely says – reply to this


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    Paula Rocks! She's The Reason I watch the show!

  21. Dana says – reply to this


    121

    Is She Drunk Or stoned??? WTF?????

  22. MelanieTrini says – reply to this


    122

    what show was SHE watching?? Seriously… she's sitting right there and she doesn't even know if these people are singing once or twice?? And then she tries to cover it up by saying she got confused and it was actually David Cook's notes… but she says that the second dong wasn't so good and he lost his… somehting… but then when she tlaks about David C she says he was amazing… 2 very different reviews… so this woman seriosuly thinks she watched the first guy sing twice… drugs are a hell of a thing

  23. kahua says – reply to this


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    Am I shocked? Not at all, fact is Paula is just toooooo gone for me. Once there was a time where this beautiful woman had the world in her hands. Now I fear she isnt even sure she is on terra-firma. What a shame folks! :(

  24. Tasha says – reply to this


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    HAHA crack is wack! What is she chewing cotton balls….she makes my stomach hurt and I stopped watching American Idol after the 2nd season.

  25. AMS says – reply to this


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    Put down the pipe!!!!!!!!!!

  26. EDGAR VAZQUEZ says – reply to this


    126

    omfg!

    hhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh!

  27. JA says – reply to this


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    Wasn't that big of a deal. It's Paula Abdul, she's crazy what do you expect?!

  28. Pepper says – reply to this


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    oh you people are harsh… damn give the girl a break… so what big deal.. so she screwed up or is screwed up whichever…. I still know she's a good person, and still like her. If they take off Randy and Paula the show will lose it's sparkle, and Will go down hill fast.

  29. smittenkitten says – reply to this


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    i think this may prove that the show is rigged. she gave the game away.

  30. onSHAME says – reply to this


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    DRUNK!!!!!!!! ONNN SHAMMEEE!!!

  31. kblixen says – reply to this


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    oooohhhhhh myyyyy goooooood!!!!!!!this is a perfect day for staying in bed paula!

  32. WHY says – reply to this


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    WHY DO AMERICANS HAVE STUPID UGLY NAMES LIKE WANAESH, SIESHA, LATESHA, MONEFA, KNOEFA, INYOURREFFRA

    OH, IT'S SOOO JERRY SPRINGER

  33. Queen Maud says – reply to this


    133

    Everyone knows Paula is a drunk! And this clip shows it.

  34. WHITNEY HUSTON says – reply to this


    134

    Re: Tasha – hahahahhaha ROFLMFAO CRACK IS WHACK WHITNEY, YO! ahahaahahah

  35. agathi says – reply to this


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    I couldn't even watch. I was like "somebody please stop her". But hey did anyone else notice that she called sayesha "Brooke" when she was critiquing her. Lord. Someone should monitor how much alcohol goes into those coke cups.

  36. paularocks says – reply to this


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    whatever…none of you losers could do her job for how many years now? and she has only screwed up a handful of times in all that time…haterade anyone?
    You people suck. ass.

  37. Danny C says – reply to this


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    To me, it just makes Paula more endearing. I love, love, love her! And I'm excited that "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" is #10 on Billboard's dance chart.

  38. lol says – reply to this


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    okay, now the whole world knows that what they say is all scripted and is written even before the contestant performs. really, thank you paula. lol.

  39. Joanna says – reply to this


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    I'm giving props to Paula…this was a confusing change to the format and unnecessary…I was confused sitting on my soft, I can image how confused she must have felt with Ryan fucking screaming at her, not to mention the audience and Simon….

  40. Joanna says – reply to this


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    I'm giving props to Paula…this was a confusing change to the format and unnecessary…I was confused sitting on my soft, I can image how confused she must have felt with Ryan fucking screaming at her, not to mention the audience and Simon….

  41. Danny C says – reply to this


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    By the way, who is to say that this whole thing wasn't deliberate to give Paula a scripted, wacky moment to create a buzz and boost ratings. After all, she has been pretty lucid this season, so it's weird that this would suddenly happen. It could have been that she had watched a rehearsal and penned her notes prior to the on-air performance. I don't buy that her comments are scripted, because she usually says the same thing over and over…..but I still love her!!

  42. i comment but don't read says – reply to this


    142

    Last!!!

  43. tgggg says – reply to this


    143

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  44. oni-chan says – reply to this


    144

    that's only because she's a woman.

  45. Boozle says – reply to this


    145

    Got to love Simon Cowell for trying so hard to cover her/give her a little dignity. How come he's the only one who doesn't have to have his comments written down? The others couldn't be *gasp* reading a script by any chance, could they? If American Idol is rigged and scripted how will we know what is truth anymore?

  46. kats says – reply to this


    146

    seriously what the hell is wrong with this one?

  47. Maile says – reply to this


    147

    smoking ice is a terrible thing paula….

  48. Kevin Rudd says – reply to this


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    IT'S SCRIPTED, THE SHOW IS RIGGED, THEY'VE ALREADY PICKED THE WINNER, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY CALLING FOR YOUR 'FAVORITE' IDOL, IT'S ALL FAKE!! THEY'RE IN FOR YOUR MONEY! JEWS TRYING TO TAKE WHITE, BLACK, ASIAN, LATINO, MIX PEOPLE HARD EARNED CASH!!

    IT'S SCRIPTED, THE SHOW IS RIGGED, THEY'VE ALREADY PICKED THE WINNER, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY CALLING FOR YOUR 'FAVORITE' IDOL, IT'S ALL FAKE!! THEY'RE IN FOR YOUR MONEY! JEWS TRYING TO TAKE WHITE, BLACK, ASIAN, LATINO, MIX PEOPLE HARD EARNED CASH!!

  49. Shez another Demi in more wayz than 1 says – reply to this


    149

    zzzz what an idiot zzzzzzz piece of crap zzzzzzzz zhe iz like demi z

    4….1, she likez really YOUNG GUYZ…2, zhez old/wazhed up/ugly.

    zzzzzzzzzzz who needz her?…hey Simon, get rid of her..anyone,

    but her…anyone..u hear? I won't even watch anymore with her

    and randy..hez effed up 2.
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    should run az prezidentz
    GOD knowz..they r not AFRAID TO RUN THEIR ””TRAPPZ””'…
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    ”””””””””””'DON'T MEAN SHIT”””””””””SO DID BUZH..LOOK WHAT
    HE DID….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEREZ,,,I LUV U♥♥♥]]]]]◘◘[[[[[[

  50. SOMEONE PLEAZE STOP THE FED FROM CUTTING THE INTEREZT RATE says – reply to this


    150

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  51. Nicole says – reply to this


    151

    omg, that was funny :D :D:D
    Question; i'm probably really stupid right now, but what does ”Lmfao” mean? I'm from europe, i don't know..:(
    love.

  52. AimĂ©e says – reply to this


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    God, she's so messed up… I don't know why she's still judging…

  53. lauren says – reply to this


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    in paula's defense, even though she seems to be high most of the time, they DO pre-record the performances once before the show airs. Then they perform again live on the show that we see. The clips of each performance that they show with the phone numbers at the end of the show are those prerecorded performances. They do this because there isn't enough time to edit each person's performance. So my guess is that she was referring to that.
    Also, does anyone else think that Paula looks like she's going to a high school prom sometimes!? They need to fire her hair stylist! NO MORE UP-DO'S!!!

  54. elle says – reply to this


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    totally hilarious

  55. MaryJo says – reply to this


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    Everything Kathy Griffin says about Paula is true! She just proved it….I saw Kathy in Atlanta for her Hell in a Hand Basket concert, and she did a long riff on Paula being on drugs, slurring her speech, not knowing what's going on….so true!

  56. Jim says – reply to this


    156

    American Idol is trash TV with absolutely no redeeming value.

  57. paris says – reply to this


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    this show is rigged!!!!!! poor jason! how do you expect him to perform something when he is already criticized even before he started singing!!!!!! perez, hype this up! it was shown in et that paula's LAME excuse was that she was reading david cooks notes. uhm HELLO???? she totally read negative stuff about not pushing hard to be in the top 4 but then says david is fantastic?!? WTF!?!? if those were really for david, then wats up with the positive comment?? AI committed suicide tonight! Paula's going to get a hard one from Nigel!

  58. blaaa says – reply to this


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    WHAT DOES "Lmfao" MEAN?

  59. ed says – reply to this


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    HOLY SH*T… I THINK SHE IS JUST HIGH ON BOTOX….LOOK AT HER MOUTH, IT BARELY MOVES WHEN SHE TALKS! ITS ALL BOTOXED OUT! LOL!

  60. ahlife1 says – reply to this


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    WTF IS SHE ON hahahahaha omg what an idiot. As if she hasn't made a big enough joke out of this whole American Idol thing…

  61. Heidi says – reply to this


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    Kids, this is the reason you shouldn't do live TV when you're high!

  62. Julie says – reply to this


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    I think what happen is they pretape the singing part already. Paula obviously saw the two singing already. In the beginning of the show, they say they were going to do the judging after they sang both song but they didn't. Must have confuse her.

  63. Jenne79 says – reply to this


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    bahaha she is such a crackhead!!

  64. e says – reply to this


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    HHAHAHAHAHAHA omg that is GREAT

  65. sarah says – reply to this


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    stupid paula…poor jason I love him…omg.

  66. Karie says – reply to this


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    SHE IS HIGHER THAN A KITE-SHES A HAS BEEN GET HER OFF THE SHOW!

  67. kristen says – reply to this


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    i think the show is rigged. yet then there is the opinions that is on some many drugs and drink to much alcohol…..i don't know. thank you paula now you are going to get fired. i may just start watching the show now.

  68. sarahbears says – reply to this


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    um I'm sorta drunk right now, and I'm telling you, she's had at least 3 drinks. good game paula, one drunk can see another, i bet "judging" that half assed talent show is way fun wasted! i can't talk shit. I'm going to have a headache tomorrow and so will she.

  69. devilgirl says – reply to this


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    This clip just proves why I thought it was odd that Paula Abdul is a so-called judge of "talent". Girlfriend couldn't even keep her shit together! Wtf?
    She needs to lay down the crack pipe, the coke spoon AND the meds and clean her shizz up. Terrible.

  70. Bubbymommy says – reply to this


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    OMG! I couldn't even watch the whole clip that hurt so much!! She is def. not "in the zone"!

  71. mclovinit says – reply to this


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    LOL Paula and Jason Castro must of smoked a fat one before the show.

  72. Daphne says – reply to this


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    I wonder what Simon said to her when they went to commercial.

  73. G says – reply to this


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    Re: Kevin Rudd – It's free to call in moron!

  74. Chris says – reply to this


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    desperate for an update again? There's no drama in this clip at all.

  75. Kelly says – reply to this


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    Poor Paula has finally lost her noodle. LMAO!

  76. lyka says – reply to this


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    is she drunk?

  77. dink says – reply to this


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    From what I understand, the performances are pre-taped and critiques and interviews are taped live???

  78. az says – reply to this


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    she's a chronic crackhead.

  79. Straight up... says – reply to this


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    She is a friggin TRAINWRECK!!!! haha. I stopped watching after the second season as well and I never once lifted a phone up to vote. I must say she is quite interesting to watch, especially if you've had a rough day a work. You can always say, at least I'm not Paula :o )

  80. grrlexquisite says – reply to this


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    wtf, either shes wasted or its rigged

  81. g-girl says – reply to this


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    FYI…..THE SHOW IS SCRIPTED….AND PAULA HAS NOTES WRITTEN UP FOR HER……THE SHOW IS SCRIPTED…THE SHOW IS SCRIPTED…..THE PERFORM A REHEARSAL PRIOR TO LIVE……AND ITS ALL SCRIPTED….THATS WHY SHE F-ED UP….

  82. Julia Michele says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh paula. someone had a few too many backstage…

  83. candy says – reply to this


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    drugs???

  84. LMFAO says – reply to this


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    Re: blaaa – LAUGH MY F-ING ASS OFF

  85. Bailey says – reply to this


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    The judges watch the dress rehearsals. Because of the packed show they wrote down notes or someone wrote Paula's notes for her, but I believe the notes are from the dress rehearsal.

  86. phil says – reply to this


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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

  87. Sheena says – reply to this


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    Is she on another planet?

  88. smileyy says – reply to this


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    that is so funny!!! what as ass!!!

  89. American Idol HATER says – reply to this


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    My review of American Idol is as follows. Randy, you are droll. Tired and overall as exciting as a bowl of Grape Nuts. Simon, you are colorful at times with your verbal brutality. I love it but the subject mater is a bit droll. Perhaps several lunch dates with Baron Von A-hole can revitalize your future. He can drive. Paula, Paula, Paula. What can one say. There is a reason your reality show did not make it. You were not there most of the time. Take some more pills, wash them down with a nice drink Gin and Tonic or a Seabreeze, or Margarita. Lay down and dream about back in the day when you had some brain cells left. As for the contestants, hey if you want to be the NEXT Clay Aiken or Carrie Underwood, go for it. But I am sure you will change your mind once it has happened. None of you are memorable or even slightly entertaining, hence why I retain an hour of my life with not watching this pathetic attempt at entertainment. American Idol is TIRED TIRED TIRED! END it already!

  90. K says – reply to this


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    I thought Simon was hilarious. It's like he's the caretaker of a mentaly handicapped person…having to direct her on what to do all the time.

  91. michele says – reply to this


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    THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY,AND I LOVE SIMON,HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!

  92. Ray says – reply to this


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    Get her da fukk off the show, how is she going to judge the songs if she isn't even capable enough to know who is singing what? and what is singing who? as well as how many times the person is singing????

  93. Say Bye, Bye Paula............... says – reply to this


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    Looks like "they" were trying to help Paula through the show without falling on her face…..She did it anyway…..Something is running through her veins, perhaps this is Paula's last year with the show. One can only "help" for so long. David Cook is the ONLY talented one there. The other little "gnome" David…..Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wonder how his parents will react, when he "comes out"? The Black girl CAN sing, but more for Broadway then records! Sorry for the un-pc posting. I don't care…….

  94. E says – reply to this


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    Seeing as they lip-synch the final, having Abdul "prepared" for the comments is pretty logical.

  95. Jen says – reply to this


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    I wouldn't go so far as to say the show's "rigged" as some are suggesting (although sometimes I do have my doubts) but it is now 100% clear that the performance show is NOT live. I always kinda knew this because a contestant from a prior season was from our town and during an interview with the contestant's father - he kinda let the info slip but last night completely confirmed it. Paula's SO ridiculous … when will they ever get rid of her? HAHAHA

  96. linda says – reply to this


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    She is so fucking retarted!

  97. AMERICAN IDOL says – reply to this


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    IT WAS HR ECOND TIME SEEING THE PERFORMANCES. SHE SITS THROUGH THE REHEASHELS. CRAZY BICH GET IT TOGETHER

    GO BROOKE!!

  98. amanda says – reply to this


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    i can't stand paula.. she's out of it, really. i think she wrote the comments down during dress rehearsal, but was she that drunk that she actually thought they sang 2 songs? SHES NUTS!!

  99. May says – reply to this


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    Lmfao, was she on crack? Honestly. Omg.

  100. Christopher G says – reply to this


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    Paula is just a tranny crackwhore mess! Look at her eyes and her dry lips. They scream save us.

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